World Wide Wrestling Redux
Jun 17, 2019 15:10:28 GMT -5
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Post by Papa Chopper on Jun 17, 2019 15:10:28 GMT -5
Wrestling-Mania I results:
Honest Al opened the event by singing the national anthem. The originally intended singer, a celebrity guest that Al and Mr. fantasy refused to name, failed to appear.
Been wanting to try this for a while LMAO!
The first match was between Juan Tijuana and Sum Jobguy. Tijuana won the match after hitting the Flying Forearm on The Jobguy.
Following the match, Fatts Jobber (accompanied by Sum Manajur) and Nother Jobguy made their way to the ring. After crushing his opponent against the turnbuckle and landing on him stomach-first, Fats pinned Jobguy.
The next match was between Dicky Thunderbird and Not Clownyet. After performing a flying crossbody Thunderbird pinned Clownyet for the win.
Jobber Rocco, accompanied by his father Gepetto Rocco, and Notyet Ingame, accompanied by Sum Manajur, made their way to the ring. the match ended in a no-contest.
The first championship defense of WrestleMania was between CantBelieve HeNotIn and the reigning WWW TV Champion Hey Notingame. CantBelieve HeNotIn eventually won the match by count-out as Notingame failed to re-enter the ring. Notingame, however, kept his title as titles do not change hands through count-out.
The following match was for the WWF Tag Team Championship. Notski Ingameski and Mad Arab, accompanied to the ring by Olde Manajur, challenged the reigning champions, Donthave Teamcard (Stillnot Yuppie and Absent Fromgame). Ingameski and Mad Arab were crowned as the new tag champions.
The next match on the card was a $15,000 Body Slam Challenge between Enormous Pierre and Big Missing, who was accompanied by the Thinker. Pierre was able to lift Missing over his shoulders and execute a body slam to win the match.
In the WWW Women's Championship match between Lyndi Harker pinned Shesnot Ingame, managed by former champion Almighty Dolla, and became the new Women's Champion.
The main event and last match of the night pitted Dude Brohan, the reigning WWW World Champion, and Dr. B (alt), accompanied by Haka Tonga, against "Rowdy" O'Hooligan and "Mr. Guesswhat" Imnotin TheGame, accompanied by "Howdy" Donthink Illbein. "Howdy" mistakenly hit Imnotin, and Brohan pinned him to win the match. In frustration, O'Hooligan knocked out the in-ring official, Not Ingame-eh before he and "Howdy" retreated backstage leaving Imnotin alone in the ring with Brohan, Dr. B and Haka Tonga.
Honest Al opened the event by singing the national anthem. The originally intended singer, a celebrity guest that Al and Mr. fantasy refused to name, failed to appear.
Been wanting to try this for a while LMAO!
The first match was between Juan Tijuana and Sum Jobguy. Tijuana won the match after hitting the Flying Forearm on The Jobguy.
Following the match, Fatts Jobber (accompanied by Sum Manajur) and Nother Jobguy made their way to the ring. After crushing his opponent against the turnbuckle and landing on him stomach-first, Fats pinned Jobguy.
The next match was between Dicky Thunderbird and Not Clownyet. After performing a flying crossbody Thunderbird pinned Clownyet for the win.
Jobber Rocco, accompanied by his father Gepetto Rocco, and Notyet Ingame, accompanied by Sum Manajur, made their way to the ring. the match ended in a no-contest.
The first championship defense of WrestleMania was between CantBelieve HeNotIn and the reigning WWW TV Champion Hey Notingame. CantBelieve HeNotIn eventually won the match by count-out as Notingame failed to re-enter the ring. Notingame, however, kept his title as titles do not change hands through count-out.
The following match was for the WWF Tag Team Championship. Notski Ingameski and Mad Arab, accompanied to the ring by Olde Manajur, challenged the reigning champions, Donthave Teamcard (Stillnot Yuppie and Absent Fromgame). Ingameski and Mad Arab were crowned as the new tag champions.
The next match on the card was a $15,000 Body Slam Challenge between Enormous Pierre and Big Missing, who was accompanied by the Thinker. Pierre was able to lift Missing over his shoulders and execute a body slam to win the match.
In the WWW Women's Championship match between Lyndi Harker pinned Shesnot Ingame, managed by former champion Almighty Dolla, and became the new Women's Champion.
The main event and last match of the night pitted Dude Brohan, the reigning WWW World Champion, and Dr. B (alt), accompanied by Haka Tonga, against "Rowdy" O'Hooligan and "Mr. Guesswhat" Imnotin TheGame, accompanied by "Howdy" Donthink Illbein. "Howdy" mistakenly hit Imnotin, and Brohan pinned him to win the match. In frustration, O'Hooligan knocked out the in-ring official, Not Ingame-eh before he and "Howdy" retreated backstage leaving Imnotin alone in the ring with Brohan, Dr. B and Haka Tonga.