Territory Days: Returns

[TeenyNorman]

ATTENTION ALL 80s MANIACS!! I’ve assembled a group of proboard members to create a universe where 4 feds coexist with each other. With the help of Tenjitsu, Bigshot, MystMotone101, and Branana06 we’ve recreated arizonachance’s last idea known as Territory Days and have decided we make our own. Those 4 members have created feds with titles and we randomized the rosters so everyone has a fair roster. All titles will be vacant for the first month. And any feds can shoot on another Fed but known it is in all fun. We aren’t trying to start any problems just maybe a friendly rivalry for which Fed is better. I’ll get into more details but first let’s go over the feds.

Our Federations

Tenjitsu’s CCW: Canadian Championship Wrestling

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What it has to offer: Come and see what wrestling north of the border looks like. As is the Canadian way, The CCW offers you entertainment in the form of relentless drive and passion, mixed with explosive matches. Come and watch your most hated enemies become Valiant heroes, on the road to the CCW World Championship!

Roster:
Van Winkles
Anti-Americans
Lounge Act
B-Boys
8-Bit
Mad Arab
Jet Set Strutter
Soul Daddy
Ruffian
Lazer
The Schmuck
Papa Chopper
Vin Voltage
Jupiter
Overload
Dicky Thunderbird
Lazer
Drool
Neon Express
Gepetto Rocco
Dude Brohan
The Annihilator

Titles:
CCW World Championship
CCW Tag Team Championship
CCW North American Championship
CCW Xtreme Championship

Bigshot’s TTW: Time to Wrestle

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What it has to offer: These wrestlers consider themselves the best, but here they will have to PROVE IT!No wrestler will be hindered by their weight or appearance- There will be no cruiserweight division or a midcard title. Every wrestler in this fed is here because they want to be THE ONE AND ONLY EVERYWEIGHT CHAMPION!...SO BE BEST OR BEGONE! We also offer you the best tag team wrestling you will EVER see! Less talk!ITS TIME...TO...WRESTLE!

Roster:
The Executers
Shop of Horrors
Slave Drivers
Mean Streets
Muscle Men
Bug Buster
Vladimir the Cruel
Flex Deltoid
Juan Tijuana
Michael T. Wolf
Average Guy
Arizona Chance
Chameleon Kid
Damon Van Winkle
Star Boy
O'Hooligan
Skullgore
Chief Buffalo
Nerd Alert
Troglo
Reptile Ranger
Mighty Leo

Titles:
TTW Everyweight Championship
TTW Tag Team Championships

Branana06’s HIW: High Impact Wrestling

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What it has to offer: We may not always have the glitz and glamour, but if you like good, quality, wrestling, you've come to the right place! HIW is full of talented wrestlers and great matches, along with some of the drama that comes from the great art of wrestling!

Roster:
Mullet Cousins
All-Pros
Metalheads
Insectoids
Valedictorian
Grand Manga
Dr. B
Enormous Pierre
Pop King
Memphis Prince
Cutthroat Carter
Hairy
Johnny Kobra
Roblectro
Chicano
Gladiators of Aethra
Exotic Rick
Officer Chip
Flawless One

Titles:
HIW World Title
HIW Tag Team Titles
HIW Hardcore Title
HIW Wildside Title

MystMotone101’s IWC: International Wrestling Circuit

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What it has to offer: The International Wrestling Circuit is a treasure for finding all kinds of wrestling from various parts of the globe. Japan, Europe, Mexico, you name it, we likely have something or someone to your liking. We even have our own governing body to make sure all our contests are fair and equal.

Roster:
American Heroes
White Lotus
Stunt Men
Ghoul & Goblin
Dark Invader
Haka Tonga
The Piranha
Fireball
Copper Commander
El Presidente
Mr. Tycoon
Teeny Norman
Yuppie VP
Tennis Pro
Great Ginzu
BuZZsaW
Ace of Spades
The Dobermans
Red Pirate Rogers
Iron Mask
Jobber Joe

Titles:
IWC Heavyweight Championship
IWC Tag Team Championship
IWC Middleweight Championship
IWC Hardcore Championship

Now that we got all that taken care, let’s go through some stuff including our news outlet. Which I will be running.

The Monthly Moonsault

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What it has to offer: Here I’ll give a rundown of the week shows and P4Vs. I’ll also be putting my top 5 wrestlers of the month and top 5 matches of the month(which can be from week shows or P4Vs). I’ll also be covering any trades, something I’ll get into. And this is just overall something for if you’re a little lazy to read the shows.

The Schedule: The 4 feds will start in January and their first shows will be on August 12. Monday’s are Week 1. Wednesday’s are Week 2. Friday’s are Week 3. And P4Vs will be on Saturdays or early Sundays for me to release the summary. They will not be counted against them if they cannot post a day but they must inform me so I could include it into the summary. Shows will be 3-9 segments long(matches, mic spots, and skits count as one segment). A wrestler can show up in more then one segment a night, for example having someone call a wrestler out in the beginning of the show then the last segment be their match against each other.

Trading Wrestlers: The feds can trade wrestlers but it has to be fair and confirmed to me. Example, you can trade Flawless One for Jobber Joe but not Flawless One for Jobber Joe and Mighty Leo. It has to one for one or two for two. The feds will have 24 hours on Sundays to make any trades they would like to do. Managers can be traded for only other managers. Managers can also only be kept on a Fed for a month. They claim a manager during the 24 hour trading period and can keep that manager from Monday til Sunday.

Now finally, enjoy the this universal masterpiece take place on August 12, 2019. Because this will be absolute crazy.

[Thumper Moore III]

Good luck. I hope it lasts longer with new blood.

[horror]

This sounds good

[tenjitsu]

CCW Retribution
January Week 1

Segment
Tenjitsu introduces the CCW

The show opens and the Owner of Canadian Championship Wrestling (CCW) Tenjitsu comes to the ring. He stands in the ring with 4 covered stands behind him. He welcomes everyone to the first show and hopes their ready for fireworks. He smiles and invites everyone to come see what the competitors are fighting for. He unveils the first Championship, the CCW Championship. The top prize in the CCW. He then unveils the second title, the CCW North American Championship. Finally a third singles Championship, the CCW Xtreme Championship. The fourth stand, holds the Tag Team Championships. Tenjitsu explains that An 8 Man tournament will determine who is worthy of holding the CCW Championship. The winner of the Tournament will be crowned CCW Champion! The crowd cheers and he steps to the CCW North American Championship. The losers of the Quarterfinals Matches will drop down to the CCW North American Championship Bracket, the winner being crowned CCW North American Champion! He steps to the CCW Xtreme Championship. "This is a special championship" Tenjitsu explains "The CCW Xtreme Championship, is different in that it can only be fought for, and defended under extreme rules. No Rope break, No Count out, No rules. Every CCW Xtreme Championship Match will have a stipulation, from cages, to tables to burning rings." Tenjitsu smiles as the crowd cheers. " That being said, because of the viciousness and the high risk of injury that this Championship demands, it can be relinquished to become the #1 Contender for any other Championship!" the crowd erupts and Tenjitsu laughs. Tenjitsu points up at the big screen." Let's take a look at the Championship Bracket! " instead Papa Choppers music comes on, and he comes walking down the Ramp. " No Way Tenjitsu, I saw your Bracket. And guess what, Chopper is no where to be found. You and everyone in here knows that's BS." Tenjitsu looks up at Papa Chopper," You haven't don't anything prove you deserve to be-" Papa Chopper cuts him off. "No, put me in the tournament. NOW!" Tenjitsu looks up at at Papa, Frowning. "Papa, I'll make you a deal, if you can beat an opponent tonight, of my choosing, then you can enter the CCW Championship Tournament". Papa Chopper looks up at Tenjitsu, a smile on his face. "Deal" Tenjitsu smiles and Papa heads to the back.


Match 1
CCW Championship Quarter-finals
Lazer vs Ruffian

In the first match of the CCW we have Lazer vs Ruffian in the Quarter-finals of the CCW Championship Tournament. Ruffian comes out with something to prove taking the early advantage. His inexperience shows and he slips up, Lazer takes control of the match and never let's off. He gets Ruffian down and locks in the Lazer lock. Ruffian has no choice but to Tap out.

Lazer def Ruffian

Segment

Tenjitsu has called in his tag team division. In his office stand Van Winkles, B-Boys, Lounge Act and the Neon Express. Tenjitsu looks over the teams in front of him. "Well, I haven't decided what to do. Someone give me a reason". Terry Van Winkle steps forward, "Give us a shot, we won't do you wrong". Chet Skye chimes in "Please, the only thing the Van Winkle Boys know how to do is spend Daddies money. Give us that shot". Tenjitsu sighs heavily. "Go out there and prove it in the ring, come back and see me in two weeks." he shoos them out of his office.

Match 2
Van Winkles vs Lounge Act

The first match in the CCW Tag Team Division is set and it will be the Van Winkles up against Lounge Act. Van Winkles take the early advantage, Terry and Devin really keeping Mandonna isolated. Mandonna is able to fight back and tag Pelvis in. The two teams battle back and forth, Mandonna and Pelvis isolate Devin. Devin is able to make the hot tag and Terry makes no mistake, finally able to hit Mandonna with the Tornado Punch and get the Pinfall Victory.

Van Winkles def Lounge Act

Match 3
CCW Championship Quarterfinals
The Annihilator vs Dude Brohan

The next match of the night is a Quarter-Final match in the CCW Championship Tournament. First in the ring, Fan favourite, Dude Brohan. And his opponent, The Annihilator. Both men square off and Dude takes the advantage. Dude holds advantage until Annihilator is able to reverse a body slam. He does some damage to Dude, but Dude Brohan is relentless and again takes control. Dude goes for a top rope move, but Annihilator reverses with a clothesline and quick pin. Annihilator Has a fistful of Dude Brohans shorts! Annihilator holds on for the 3 count and the victory! Moving on to the Semi-finals of the Tournament. Dude Brohan is furious.

The Annihilator def Dude Brohan

Segment
Ruffian has a request

Tenjitsu is sitting in his office when the door opens and Ruffian walks in. Tenjitsu looks up and motions for him to sit. Ruffian looks across at Tenjitsu, "I want in the CCW Xtreme Championship Tournament.". Tenjitsu looks across at him, thinking. "But the North American Championship Tournament, you are already Quali-", Ruffian interrupts, "I'll give it up, I'd rather fight for the Xtreme Championship". Tenjitsu looks across at Ruffian, "Interesting... Alright, wish granted." a smile creeping onto Tenjitsu's face. Ruffian nods before getting up to leave.

Match 4
CCW Championship Quarter Finals
Jet Set Strutter vs Gepetto Rocco

The next Match of the night is another CCW Championship Quarter Finals match. Entering first, Jet Set Strutter! And his opponent, Gepetto Rocco! Jet Set takes the early advantage and lands a few high impact moves. Gepetto reverses and lands some hard moves of his own. The 2 trade advantages Back and forth. Gepetto has Strutter on the ropes, and he locks in the Bear Hug! Strutter reaches for the ropes but Gepetto walks to the center of the ring! He squeezes tighter, but Jet Set refuses to give up. He manages to break Roccos grip and the Bear hug. Jet Set fights back into the match, reverses a second Bear Hug attempt, into a Six Figure Leg Lock. Gepetto Rocco Taps out!

Jet Set Strutter def Gepetto Rocco

Match 5
CCW Championship Qualifier
Papa Chopper vs  

The next match is Papa Choppers CCW Championship Tournament Qualifying match. Papa Chopper makes his way to the ring and tests the ropes. Tenjitsu comes to the top of the ramp, "I'm Suprised you showed up Papa" a smile spreads across his face, "You're going to wish you hadn't". Chopper stands in the ring telling him to bring it on. Tenjitsu raises his arm "Vin! Go!" as Vin Voltage comes out, a rippling mass of a man. Chopper looks shaken by this news. Vin gets into the ring and the bell tolls. Vin gets to work. He absolutely dominates Chopper. Up and down the ring. Vin is just playing with Papa now. One Humongous Bomb. Vin Picks him up, and hits him with another. Vin picks up Papa Chopper and whips him into the ropes. Papa hangs on, Vin rushes him, But Papa dives for the knees, Vin stumbles his head hitting the turn buckle. Papa hammers Vin's knee with some kicks. Vin fights back with a punch, Papa is Woozy, Vin's knee is clearly in pain. Vin picks up Papa for another Humongous Bomb, but his knee gives out and Papa reverses into the Spiked Piledriver, he pins Vin 1-2-3!

Papa Chopper def Vin Voltage

Match 6
CCW Championship Quarter-finals

After the match Tenjitsu laughs and claps. "Well done Papa, well done!" Papa has managed to pull himself up onto the middle rope, sweating, smiling, yelling "I told you!" Tenjitsu laughs, "Yea Chopper, you did show me didn't you." Papa pulls himself up to the top rope, Tenjitsu speaks again "of course, we do have to finish the Quarter-finals here tonight sooooo..." Papa looks back in disbelief. "Here is you're Quarter-finals opponent." Tenjitsu smiles. Music blares and Max Attack heads out to the ring. Papa stumbles back to a corner, staring daggers through Tenjitsu. Max enters the ring and the bell rings. Max takes advantage of the fact his opponent has already been through hell, and starts his assault quickly. Max continues his assault, but Papa is able to battle back. At this point Papa Chopper looks gassed, he looks to land a few punches but Max reverses into his patented Double Uppercut! This has got to be it, 1-2- Papa gets his foot on the ropes! Max stands Papa back up and hits the first upper cut but Papa dodges the second and sends a flurry of punches at a Suprised Max, Max is overwhelmed. Papa gets him up and Spike Piledriver! 1-2-3! Papa Chopper has defied all odds and defeated Max Attack. Just like that Papa is moving onto the semi-finals of the CCW Championship Tournament. Tenjitsu looks on in disapproval as the show comes to a close.

Papa Chopper def Max Attack

[Bigshot]

Show 1- January 1980

1.We start the show with the GM in the ring.
GM: Welcome everybody to TTW:Time...To...Wrestle!!! This is our first show and we promise great action here tonight. We Will have tag team action and exciting debuts! From wrestlers with Olympic aspirations to a Van Winkle!(after hearing "Van Winkle" chants of "Devin!" And "Terry!" Filled the arena). After giving a nervous smile he finally said:"and last but certainly not least we are gonna crown the first ever TTW Everyweight champion!!....Right NOW!!!
He continues: A prestigeous belt like The Everyweight Championship deserves a champion of the same caliber. For that reason let me introduce to you one of the greatest wrestlers today and the first ever TTW Everyweight champion: AVERAGE GUY!
Average Guy's music hits and he comes to the ring.
The fans give him a warm welcome as he gets to the ring.

GM:Its a great honor to crown y..(Guy snatches the mic from the gm's hands)

AG: Thank you for your kind words Mr.GM but you need to know one thing. I'm just an Average Guy and hard work is what I live by! I might be considered a legend of this business but I have not wrestled yet in this fed. Just like this fed's announcement said: I have to prove why I am a Legend! And any titles I might get here, I want to earn them!

(The crowd roars with cheers but the GM doesn't look very happy)

GM: So arrogant...

(Average looks confused as The GM continues)

GM: I am giving you the most prestigious title you would hold in your entire career and you just say will earn it? Do you think it will be that easy to earn it? Ok then...in that case tonight you will have an handicap match with The Slave Drivers in order to fight for the title at the first P4V:Super Duper Show.Lets hope you make it,"champ".

2.Followed by that is a dramatic promo by Arizona Chance. He looks forward to achieve great things in TTW like he did everywhere he's been. While he was talking in the ring, Keith Blood observed amongst the crowd with an evil grin.

3.We follow that up by going to the GM's office as Nerd Alert enter the room. He confuses them for office workers and said they weren't supposed to be there. They explain the GM they are actually wrestlers. There is an awkward silence afterwards that ends with the GM laughing histerically. Herman the Nerd followed it up by saying:" You won't be laughing when we beat every team you put in front of us!". Waldo the Dweeb looked angrily to his tag partner as the GM laughed even harder. After finishing laughing he finally said with a serious face:"Ok then, big men. You Will be served your "first victim" up next. Better get to the ring!"-as they were leaving, Waldo could be heard scolding Herman.

4.Nerd Alert are waiting in the ring. While Waldo looks very nervous, Herman is trying(and failing) to show some confidence.
Their opponents come out to the ring and they are none other than The Executors.
To say it was a one sided affair would be the biggest understatements of all time. The Executors got the win with Mercenary locking the Canadian Cloverlief on Waldo The Dweeb, making him cry in pain while tapping.
Spazz then picks up a mic and says disappointedly:"is this the best this fed has to offer?! Are we wasting our time here?!"

5.The next match is the anticipated Van Winkle debut, but his opponent came out first being the mischievous one, O'Hooligan! He's always looking for a fight! He picks a mic and boldly claims that HE is the best wrestler in the roster and not a "fatarse" like Average Guy. He also says that the whole Van Winkle family could come out and he would still kick all their sorry arses.
After loud boos the fans excitment became dissapointment as it was not Devin or Terry but Damon who was the promised Van Winkle.
O'Hooligan comented how everyone including him was dissapointed. He expected strong competition and not the weakest one of the three.
Despite all of this Damon did better than expected but his anger and frustration towards the situation gave O'Hooligan the opening he needed to hit Barrow Brawl and win the match.

6. The following match sees the debut of Magnus Muscle! He is a great amateur wrestler but also loves pro wrestling. He looks forward to be a big name in both and has Olympic gold medal ambitions. This night however he has to face Bug Buster, a man that despite not achieving great sucess until this point intends to have success in TTW.
Magnus Muscle proved why he is considered a future star in the business, showcasing an arsenal of suplexes and finishing Bug Buster with the Flying Shoulderblock.

7. The main event of the evening:Average Guy vs Slave Drivers. Average Guy got the win and the chance to fight for the TTW Everyweight title at Super Duper Show after an hard fought battle. He hit The Average Elbow on Lil Thuggee for the win. A common theme throughout the match was Big Thuggee using the little one as a weapon by throwing him against his opponents with total disregard and Lil Thuggee's loyalty and compliance to being treated like this. He acts like he's being hypnotized or something...
After the match a third man gets to the ring and the Slave Drivers with the help of this mad man beat Average Guy up leaving him laying in the ring.
The GM comes out and says:" Average Guy! Let me present to you your opponent for Super Super Show, Mad Arab!
(the segment closes with Mad Arab looking to the hard camera like a psycopath)

8. Before the show ends the titantron cuts to what seems to be some kind of graveyard. 2 men approach a tombstone Next to a very large grave, one of them being the One seen on the crowd earlier, Keith Blood and the other being Skullgore.
Skullgore asks"shall we begin?"
KB"But of course, Master."
They approach the tombstone that contained a riddle that was already deciphered by Skullgore.
Skullgore: To bring back The Destroyer Of Worlds its required the soul of an Adventurer, a Royal one and a Leader. You must find suitable candidates...
KB:Yes,Master. I know exactly where to start...

Results recap:

The Executors defeat Nerd Alert
O'Hooligan defeats Damon Van Winkle
Magnus Muscle defeats Bug Buster
Average Guy Beats Slave Drivers

[MystMotone101]

International Wrestling Circuit January Week 1

“Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the International Wrestling Circuit, live here in the Boston Arena for our first show of the new year. I am Miles Faraday, your commentator for tonight’s show, and yes sir, we have a lot of action prepared for tonight. 5 matches scheduled, all set to be in front of a sell-out show. Our Main Event will be a Triple Threat match to determine our first ever Middleweight Champion, with the competitors being Red Pirate Rogers, The Piranha, and Rad Racer. It’s quite the event, and it’s expected to be a goo…

Suddenly, the lights go out, and when the lights come back on, in the ring was Great Ginzu, leader of the Japanese Coalition.

Ginzu: Buzzsaw, tonight, is the first show for the IWC. We may not be booked, but that's okay. Because this month, the IWC will look, to make it to the Puro Dome, for our big Battle Royal event. You have already been decided on as a potential competitor for the World title... but the Japanese Coalition, will not sit back and wait around. I, will go after that title myself. Buzzsaw, if you have the guts, you would take me on... in the Puro Dome, for the IWC Heavyweight... Championship.... I'll be waiting your response.

Great Ginzu makes his way to the back, and the show finally gets underway. The way it starts, is between two rivals in the low part of the card.

Match 1: Jobber Joe VS Tennis Pro
(WHAT!? ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? No… I’m not, Tennis Pro is wrestling in a match.)

Tennis Pro and Jobber Joe lock horns, but Tennis Pro does get the upper hand early on. He keeps Jobber Joe from getting any momentum throughout the entire match, almost. Although, Tennis Pro does get fouled a lot. The first foul is a rope break when Tennis Pro chokes Jobber Joe with the ropes. The second foul is a closed fist against Jobber Joe’s face. The third, is a blatant choke, which Tennis Pro claims to be a Sleeper Hold. The referee and Tennis Pro argue about the call, with Tennis Pro ending the argument with “WHAT!? ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?” This gives Joe enough time to recover. He runs at Tennis Pro, looking for the Charging Uppercut, OH NO! Tennis Pro moves out of the way and Jobber Joe hit the Charging Uppercut on the referee! Tennis Pro is now outside of the ring and Joe is checking on the referee. What’s this? Tennis Pro has his Tennis Racket! Joe, look out! WHAM! Tennis Pro just clobbered Jobber Joe with the Racket Smash! The referee is coming to, oh no, not this way! 1…. 2…. 3!

Winner: Tennis Pro

Tennis Pro celebrates his victory against Jobber Joe, before getting on the microphone.

Tennis Pro: You see everyone? I won that match “fair and square”!

The crowd boos Tennis Pro, knowing that Tennis Pro cheated throughout the entire match. Tennis Pro still gloats, and Joe exits the arena in shame. He let Jobberville down… again.

Match 2: Haka Tonga VS Yuppie VP w/Mr. Tycoon
The Boston crowd is still livid from Tennis Pro’s cheating antics. Mr. Tycoon then proceeds to offer some money to Haka Tonga to throw the match. No way will he accept that offer! Haka Tonga says that he will get money the right way, and this causes the two greedy individuals to get a little angry. Yuppie proceeds to try and lay a mugging, but this is Haka Tonga we’re talking about “bruddah”. Haka Tonga is not going to let Yuppie VP make a fool out of him, and dang it, he will do what he needs to do to make sure that Yuppie VP does not win this match. With that said, Haka Tonga lays a beatdown on the greedy Yuppie, and soon, in the center of the ring, Yuppie lays as Haka Tonga goes up to the top rope. It looks like he’s about to fly! Supah Tonga Leap! Haka lands the Supah Tonga Leap and gets the 3 count.

Winner: Haka Tonga

As Haka celebrates, Mr. Tycoon helps Yuppie VP to the back. Angry that they could not pull a fast one on Haka Tonga, it will be a difficult task to get far in the IWC.

Match 3: Warhawk w/Dangerzone VS Iron Mask w/Copper Commander

The two teams look each other in the eye, with Dangerzone looking at Copper Commander, and Warhawk looking at his opponent, the Iron Mask. The two forces lock horns, and chants of “U-S-A” fill the arena, with Warhawk getting more and more motivated from the crowd every time the crowd comes alive. Iron Mask and Copper Commander do not like the chants, so they do anything to prevent the crowd from chanting. This includes Copper Commander even getting the microphone and commanding the crowd to be quiet, right in the middle of the match! This only makes their situation worse, as now, the crowd chants “U-S-A” even more to spite the two Anti-American villains. Iron Mask gets angry, and before Warhawk can do anymore damage, Iron Mask just leaves the ring, alongside Copper Commander. The evil duo have had enough of these fans, and they leave, forcing the referee to count Iron Mask out.

Winner: Warhawk

The crowd is not happy with this result, and neither is Warhawk. He looks at Danger Zone, but before anymore can be done… uh oh! It’s Masakari and Ninja Shadow They enter the ring, before looking at the American Heroes, who look back at them. The two teams look at each other with ferocity in their eyes, before Copper Commander and Iron Mask run back in to jump their rivals, the American Heroes. Conquer & Command continue attacking their enemies, as.. wait a minute? Masakari and Ninja Shadow stop the evil duo from doing anymore damage? What is going on? I thought White Lotus also hated the American Heroes! They throw Conquer & Command out of the ring and this sudden change has the crowd guessing what is going to happen next. The America Heroes get up, and they see that White Lotus is protecting them. They get up before looking at the evil Conquer & Command. They make a retreat as the White Lotus turn around to help them up. Instead of attacking them again, they just help them up and head on out through the crowd. The American Heroes just stay in the ring confused for a moment, as the show heads to the back.

“Hello everyone, I am Honest Al, here with BuZZsaW. Now BuZZsaW, you heard what Great Ginzu said to you earlier in the night, challenging you to a World title match at our upcoming Puro Dome show. What are your thoughts about this revelation?

BuZZsaW: LISTEN HERE GREAT GINZU! YOU MAY BE… THE SHOGUN, BUT I AM… THE BUZZ…SAW…. THE POWER OF THE UNITED STATES… WILL ALWAYS PREVAIL… OVER YOUR QUEST FOR GLORY! THE ETERNAL POWER OF BUZZSAW, WILL ALWAYS PREVAIL… OVER THE POWER OF THE COALITION! GINZU… IF YOU WISH TO FACE ME AT THE PURO DOME… BRING IT ON!!!!!!!!!!

After a clearly intense promo, Honest Al brings it back to the table, where it’s time for the fourth match.

Match 4: Dark Invader VS Crash
The Dark Invader has been making threats towards the IWC for quite some time now, only to send a message at Beyond War Dome last year. Now, he sees himself in an IWC ring… against Crash… yes, that guy. Dark Invader makes quick work of Crash, using the Star Destroyer, to literally put Crash in pieces. Crash yells out that he’s okay and he can still fight… but that was the head speaking. The rest of the body, not so much.

Winner: Dark Invader

Dark Invader gives an evil laugh as he walks away from the wreckage. The medical staff isn’t trained for putting crash test dummies back together, but they are trained in checking for a pulse, which, get this, he has no pulse! They claim Crash to be dead on the spot, causing a ten bell salute in the middle of the ring. Only to be stopped at 9, by Fireball of all people putting Crash back together again. The crowd cheers as Crash is okay! Fireball helps the smaller Crash get to the back as he it still takes time to having a body again.

The Main Event is about to begin, and Miles steps into the ring, to showcase the IWC Middleweight Championship to the world. The crowd applauds the design, and Miles heads back to the table to commentate the main event.

Main Event (IWC Middleweight Championship): Red Pirate Rogers VS The Piranha VS Rad Racer

The three participants use their strengths to their advantage, with Rogers and Piranha going after each other. However, you have to watch out for the third man, especially when he’s flying all across the ring with Crossbodies and Moonsaults. Seriously, Rad Racer is totally radical! The match goes on for a good 15 minutes, when Rad Racer and Red Pirate are facing each other in the ring, with The Piranha outside of the ring. Rad Racer looks for the Tail Whip, only for Red Pirate Rogers to jump it and hit the Swashbuckler. Red Pirate looks for the cover, but The Piranha comes in just in time to break up the pin and lock in the Outlaw Choke onto red Pirate Rogers. Red Pirate Rogers is fading and he’s fading fast. With Rad Racer out, there’s nowhere to turn to. Can Red Pirate Rogers break the hold? Oh no! Red Pirate Rogers is falling asleep! Don’t fall asleep yet Rogers, it isn’t bedtime! The choke is in too tight for Red Pirate Rogers to last, and he passes out.

Winner and FIRST EVER MWC Middleweight Champion, The Piranha!

As The Piranha celebrates his victory, he starts to get a little ferocious and he attempts to attack Rad Racer. Can someone stop him!? Thankfully, someone does, and that person is Gothica. Gothica runs into the ring, calming down the dangerous Piranha. Does Gothica have magic that allows her to control The Piranha? Who knows? Whatever it is, it sure isn’t pretty?

Miles: Ladies and gentlemen, that’s all the time we have for this week. Join us next week in the Golden Plaza, where Ace of Spades looks to make a main event appearance, against Fireball. Also, look out for next week where The Dobermans finally get the Visas checked and fly to the states, to take on the team of Ghoul & Goblin. All of this and more coming to the next IWC Episode, we’ll see you then ladies and gentlemen!

Tl;dr
Dramatic Promo- Great Ginzu
M1: Tennis Pro VS Jobber Joe (Winner: Tennis Pro)
M2: Haka Tonga VS Yuppie VP w/Mr. Tycoon (Winner: Haka Tonga)
M3: Warhawk w/Dangerzone VS Iron Mask w/Copper Commander (Winner by Countout: Warhawk)
1 on 1 w/Honest Al- Buzzsaw
M4: Dark Invader VS Crash (Winner: Dark Invader)
M5 (IWC Middleweight Championship): Red Pirate Rogers VS The Piranha VS Rad Racer (Winner: The Piranha)

[branana06]

High Impact Wrestling Year 1 January Week 1

Live from Las Vegas, Nevada



WELCOME EVERYONE!!!, to High Impact Wrestling!! For those who may not know, my name is Casey Rockman and I have been appointed by the owner, Branana06, to be the Commisioner of HIW!!! Now, for many years HIW has been shrouded by great wrestling and poor storylines, but that stops tonight!! On behalf of HIW I promise to bring you the best, over-the-top action that no one has ever seen! For example, there will be a gauntlet to become the inaugural HIW Tag Team champions! To start off, the Gladiators Of Aethra (GOA) will go up against everyone's favourite Buggs, the Insectoids in our first match tonight! Then the winner of that match will go on next week and face another tag team until there is only one team left and they will be crowned as the first ever HIW Tag Team champions! But that's not all we have in store! We will have two number one contenders matches to determine who will face at the end of the month, our first ever P4V, for the HIW World championship! As well as that, tonight we have a match to crown our first HIW WIldside champion! It's going to be crazy everyone, so stay in your seats and enjoy the show!!


Match #1- G.O.A vs The Insectoids

This match starts off hot, with The Insectoids being able to wear Brute and Massacre down with quick dropkicks and top rope aerial maneuvers, but one failed crossbody from Mark Bugg onto Brute is the turning point in this match. From there, Brute starts to tear into Mark, throwing him across the ring countless times like he is a sand bag in his way. Brute hits a huge backbreaker on Mark that leaves him wincing in pain, as if his spine has just snapped on the spot. Brute decides that no Bugg should go unpunished, and he forces Mark to tag in his partner Mike. Brute then whips Mike into the corner and nails two spears that seem to take all the wind out of Mike Bugg. Brute eventually tags in to Massacre, who hits a couple huge vertical suplexes before using strong, stiff strikes to wear Mike down, before hitting a powerslam and an electric chair drop before finishing Mike off with Decapitator (Clothesline off the top rope) for the 1-2-3. After the bell Brute comes in and nails both Buggs before throwing them to the outside and on the announce table.


We cut to see Valedictorian standing next to Casey Rockman, ready for an interview. 

CR: Please welcome my guest at this time, the one and only Valedictorian. Now Valedictorian, in case you don't know you were not chosen by Branana06 to participate in the World title contendership matches for reasons undisclosed so far, how do you feel about being singled out?

VAL: Well no matter what the Valedictorian is doing on the show, whether the Valedictorian is working opening matches or whether the Valedictorian is in the main event every night, the Valedictorian will do his best to bring the HIW fans quality wrestling action every single damn night! And no matter who dare stands in my way, I will show no respect for my opponents, because I don't need their respect. I am the #1 wrestler in the company, and I don't need to respect anyone, but everyone else needs to respect me, because I am just that damn good! And if someone on the roster doesn't want to respect me, I'm afraid I'll have to beat it out of them. Which means that if Memphis Prince wants me to "Respect his royalty", then he will have to face me in a match, and I will prove that even royalty is inferior to the Valedictorian! Now snap into that, b****!

CR: Well, aggressive words by Valedictorian, thank you for your time!


Match #2- Memphis Prince vs Officer Chip

The match starts with Prince and Chip working technical holds, chain wrestling back and forth before Memphis takes Chip down with a side headlock takedown. A stiff boston crab by Memphis takes down Chip. Both men work their way back up to their feet and by then they were done with the technical aspect of the match and just started brawling. Memphis worked Chip into the corner and hits numerous chops to the chest, leaving Chip stunned into the corner. Memphis hits a bodyslam and two knee drops on Chip, before going to the middle rope and hitting a fist drop. Memphis picks Chip up and easily finishes him with a piledriver to win. After the match Valedictorian comes to the ring and Valedictorian and Memphis have a staredown in the middle of the ring, before Memphis hits a lightning quick piledriver on Valedictorian before leaving.

Next up comes Exotic Rick and Flawless one in the promo booth with The Thinker.

ER: Hello all you beautiful ladies out there! My name's Rick... Exotic Rick and I am the one all you dirty sweathogs have come to see! To my left is a man who needs no introduction, because he is totally flawless! To my left is the Flawless One and to my right, is the brains of the entire wrestling industry, The Thinker and together we are absoulete perfection! No one can outdo us in the ring, as we are the most technically superior athletes in the business today! With The Thinker at our side we are the unstoppable force in all of wrestling! No matter where we are, we can and will scratch, claw and tear our way through everybody, and no matter how much Chicano thinks differently, we will have all the gold in HIW!

Match #3- *HIW WILDSIDE TITLE MATCH* Grand Manga vs Johnny "KO" Kobra

Both men start out tearing each other apart, with brutal kicks to the body. A kick to the head by Kobra knocks Manga down. Manga and Kobra brawl some more with martial arts kicks and punches. Manga knocks Kobra down with a hurricanrana. More aerial maneuvers from Manga keep Kobra grounded, including a top rope moonsault onto Kobra, but Kobra narrowly kicks out at two. Kobra narrowly avoids Manga's shooting star press. Manga hops over the legsweep kick and hits a beautiful enziguri kick on Johnny Kobra. Manga from there hits the shooting star press to become the first ever HIW Wildside champion.

For the main event comes the first of the two HIW World title number one contendership matches, with Enormous Pierre going up against HIW's favourite furry friend, Hairy.

Match #4- Enormous Pierre vs Hairy

This match is a huge power contest immediately from the start. Both Pierre and Hairy take turns shoving each other down. Slow, plodding strikes from Hairy starts to stun Pierre, before two huge clotheslines finally knocks Pierre down. Hairy hits a big splash for a two count on Pierre. Pierre makes his way back up to his feet. Another minute or so goes by with neither man giving an inch, still punching away at each other to no avail. Finally, a vicious elbow by Pierre knocks Hairy into the corner. Pierre splashes Hairy in the corner, and now it is Hairy that is down in the middle of the ring. Enormous Pierre hits a huge legdrop onto a downed Hairy that seems to send him onto another planet. Pierre misses the giant elbow drop on Hairy. Hairy and Pierre make their way back up again. Pierre misses an elbow blow, and Hairy finally slams Pierre down. Hairy misses the sasquash, leaving Pierre to capitalize with the giant elbow drop to win the match.

(The show fades out with a graphic showing Dr. B vs Robolectrco in the main event next week)


QUICK RESULTS:
GOA defeat The Insectoids
Valedictorian promo
Memphis Prince defeats Officer Chip
Exotic Rick promo with The Thinker and Flawless One
Grand Manga defeats Johnny Kobra to win the HIW Wildside title
Enormous Pierre defeats Hairy

[tenjitsu]

CCW Retribution
January Week 2

Segment
Welcome Back

Tenjitsu comes out to start the show he stands in the ring. "Wasn't that fun last week?!" the crowd cheers "I finally got to introduce all of you to our talent and they certainly showed up. With the Semi-finals for the CCW Championship all locked up, it is time to turn our attention to the other titles, the CCW North American Championship and the CCW Xtreme Championship. Now Ruffian has opted instead to fight for the Xtreme Championship, which means we need another competitor for the North American Championship Tournament! So who should I choo-" before he can finish music hits the speakers and out comes Overload! He starts walking down to the ring. " Alright Tenjitsu, I have waited my time. I wasn't put in the Tournament and maybe I deserved that, but now's your time to rectify that. Put me in the North American Championship Tournament!" Tenjitsu stands in the ring, contemplating. He brings the mic to his mouth but before he can speak Vin Voltages music hits and Vin starts limping down to the ring. " No way Tenjitsu. You made me your goon and all I have to show for it is a bum knee. I've earned this spot" Tenjitsu looks between both men. Suddenly new music hits and its.... Dicky Thunderbird! He starts walking down to the ring "Tenjitsu, let these new guys learn what it means to fight for a Championship. They've barely had a match in their lives. I'm Grizzled and ready." Tenjitsu stands up there doing Eenie-meenie-miny-moe. Tenjitsu is about to speak again when another competitors music comes on and its Drool! He stands at the top of the ramp and speaks.  " Drool fight. Win. Champion! " Drool makes a gesture suggesting a belt around his waist. Tenjitsu looks up at Drool, confused. "OK, everyone shut up. Here is what I've decided. Tonight, in our main even, a Fatal 4-way match, the Winner.... Joins Max Attack, Gepetto Rocco and Dude Brohan in the North American Championship Tournament!" the crowd cheers and Tenjitsu smiles "The losers, will fight in the Xtreme Championship Tournament!" the crowd  cheers again.

Match 1
B-Boys vs Lounge Act

In our first match of the night we have a tag team bout. Both teams come down to the ring and the bell is rung. B-Boys grab a quick advantage as Boombox handles the action. The advantage changes a few times, a few tags here and there and then Madonna and Pelvis get to work, they isolate Zap and really take it to him. Boombox has to break up a couple pin falls, finally the hot tag comes in and Boombox makes no mistake. He batters around Lounge Act, Zap hits an Electric Boogie onto Madonna which is immediately followed up with a Potbelly splash for the 1-2-3!

B-Boys def Lounge Act

Match 2
North American Championship Semi Final
Gepetto Rocco vs Max Attack

Our second match of the night is the first Semi Final match for the CCW North American Championship. Both men enter the ring and the bell is rung. Gepetto has the advantage early and often, it's clear that Max Attack is still rattled from losing to Papa Chopper. When Max did have the advantage he was able to hit Rocco with a Double upper cut but they were just glancing blows, no precision like we have come to expect. Rocco retakes the advantage after a quick reversal. Gepetto sinches in the Bearhug. It's a no doubter and Max has to tap out! Gepetto Rocco will fight for the CCW North America Championship in two weeks at CCW Battle Royale!

Gepetto Rocco def Max Attack

Segment
Good Luck!

Honest Al is backstage and he is standing with Dude Brohan. Honest Al holds a mic "Dude, last week you fought The Annihilator and came up short. It appeared he may have grabbed your shorts in the victory, do you have anything to say baout that?" Dude Brohan grabs the mic "Listen here Al, you don't gotta beat around the bush. We both know Annihilator was giving me an atomic wedgie. It's nonsense, he should've been disqualified, but I digress. I fight now for the North American Championship, and I'm not going to lose sight of that." Al takes the mic back," and how do you feel about Ruffian pulling out and fighting for the CCW Xtreme Championship instead? " Dude grabs the mic" I don't blame him Al, he wouldn't be the first man and won't be the last to run away from Dude. " Al turns the mic back on himself, but then The Annihilator shows up and grabs Dudes hand. Al instinctively places the mic at The Annihilator lips." Hey Dude, no hard feelings bro, wins a win. Just glad to see you're taking it like the champ you are" Annihilator jabs Dude in the arm. "Anywho just wanted to wish you good luck next week in the..... Uh.... North American Championship tournament." a slt grin on his face. He immediately walks away, leave Dude and Al a little dazed and confused.

Match 3
Van Winkles vs Neon Express

Our third match of the night is another Tag Team bout. The Neon Express taking on the all-American Van Winkles. The teams enter and the fight begins. It's a great fight, really back and forth, the Neon Express use their veteran wiles and take advantage, they Hammer Terry with a Torpedo drop kick and a close 2 and a half count. Terry battles back and hits the Tornado punch. Goes for The pin and and Chet kicks out. Jessie is able to make a blind tag when Terry turns around Jessie hammers him with a Torpedo Kick! He pins him 1-2 and Terry kicks out as the refs hand comes down.... and the Ref Calls for the bell! Terry looks at the Ref and slaps his hands three times, he claims it was a fast count. The ref disagrees and leaves, leaving Terry shaking his head, Neon Express make their way to the back celebrating.

Neon Express def Van Winkles

Main Event
North American Championship Qualifying Match
Vin Voltage vs Drool vs Overload vs Dicky Thunderbird

The four men enter the ring, they are primed and ready, they know what is at stake. The bell rings and its chaos. Overload goes after Drool and Vin after Dicky. Drool. Suprises everyone and tosses Overload over the ropes to the floor, before helping Vin double team Dicky. They double him for a while and Overload makes his presence known. The battle continues inside the ring and out. Overload is tossed into the steps by Dicky and Drool. Drool and Dicky Tag Team Vin and toss him back into the ring. They battle in there, taking advantage of the knee but Vin battles back. He knocks Drool and Dicky down, but is drilled from behind by Overload. He knocks Vin into the ropes, he bounces off and Vin clotheslines Overload over the top rope to the floor, he then grabs a woozy Drool and hits him with a Humungous Bomb! Then Dicky runs up. And hits Vin with a devistating Thunderbird Chop and Vin is out cold! Dicky pins Drool for the 1-2-3! Dicky Thunderbird will fight Dude Brohan in the North American Tournament next week!

Dicky Thunderbird def Drool, Overload, Vin Voltage



Kk

[Bigshot]

Show 2. January 1980

Good evening everybody and welcome to the 2nd ever TTW show! We have a wonderful show for you tonight! O'Hooligan will host O'Hooligan's Pub, Mad Arab Will make his in-ring debut and for our main event tonight Mean Streets will face of against Vladmir The Cruel and Keith Blood for the opportunity to face The Executors at Super Duper Show for the TTW tag team Championships!
But first we Will have 2 anticipated debuts as mexican high Flying sensation Star Boy faces of against the mysterious Skullgore, Next!

1.Star Boy vs Skullgore

- In this match Star Boy showed his superiority in both skill and athleticism but Skullgore's dirty tricks and tactics led him to victory. After distracting the ref and giving Star Boy a low blow he hit the Crossbone Body Block for the win.

2. Pumping Iron W/ Magnus Muscle & Pat Cabbage

- Magnus Muscle is seen working out in the gym as Pat Cabbage arrives. Magnus just momentarily looks at him before finishing his reps. After he is finished and is sitting on the machine bench, Pat approaches him and orders him to move. Magnus looks at him with disbelief. He could not believe this little man with a ridiculous outfit was acting so big. Since he was planning to do another exercise he moved. Cabbage then took a sit on the machine and with a cocky glare to Magnus, put in more pounds in the machine. He proceded to do some reps and then leave. The camera then focuses on Magnus' face as he has a mixed impression of confusion, anger and annoyance.

3.O'Hooligan's Pub W/Damon Van Winkle

- O'Hooligan is in his pub ready to start his famous segment. He informs that he doesn't have any specific guest for the show tonight so anyone that wants to share something or air his grievances is free to come to the show.
Finally a guest appears and...its Damon Van Winkle. O'Hooligan promptly begins to mock and provoke him asking him rapid fire questions like "how does it feel to be a dissapointment and a loser?". Damon finally challenges him to a rematch at Super Duper Show if O'Hooligan was that confident. O'Hooligan says that he has nothing to prove and orders DVW to get the hell out of his pub. After O'Hooligan turned his back, Damon attacked him and threw him to a shelf full with bottles of liquor making them fall and break on the floor and on top of O'Hooligan laying him out. An angry Damon Van Winkle then leaves the scene.

4.Mad Arab vs Juan Tijuana

- Its time for two in-ring debuts: The man who Will fight Average Guy for the Everyweight title at Super Duper Show, Mad Arab and Juan Tijuana, a rising star from Mexico. Mad Arab intends to make an example out his opponent here tonight since there are a lot of similarities between Tijuana and Guy: Both had humble origins, have a lot of heart and both are very charismatic, loving to draw energy from the crowd.
Mad Arab dominated the match toying with Tijuana throughout it. Every time Tijuana tried to come back and get some offense of his own, Mad Arab quickly shut him down. He finally locked in the Fat Camel Cluth on a downed Juan Tijuana. The latter lasted about 15 seconds in the hold before slowly tapping out.

5.Posedown W/Flex Deltoid & Pat Cabbage

- Flex Deltoid arrives for the first time in TTW. He claims to have the best physique of the world and not just TTW, but he issues an open challenge to anyone in the roster to face him in a posedown in case they wanted to embaress themselves.
After that awkward segment earlier, Pat Cabbage decided to come out and accept Flex's challenge. Cabbage looked pumped and excited as Flex stated that no way in hell would he lose to a child. Since he was hosting he decided to go first. While he was showcasing his greek godlike physique, Pat Cabbage mocked him and the fans laughed. An angry Flex Deltoid then says its time for Pat Cabbage to showcase his pathetic physique.
After flexing his muscles and showing a strong physique himself the fans cheered loudly. Flex had enough at that point and attacked Cabbage from behind. He finally proceeded to challenge him to a arm wrestling match next week to show he does not have "empty muscles" like Pat's.

6. Mean Streets vs Vladmir The Cruel & Keith Blood

- Before the ring bell rung, The Executors make their presence felt sitting next to the commentators and making fun of both teams throughout the match, especially Mean Streets.
Before that though, VTC stated that since coming to TTW, Keith Blood was the only one worthy of being his tag partner. He also says that since leaving the small country he was ruler of, he has seen nothing but peasents and thugs like the ones he is seeing around and in front of him. He vows to demonstrate his Higher class in skill in front of all the simpletons.
The match however was a contrast of styles. On one hand, Mean Streets despite not being the most tecnical of wrestlers used their rough style and far superior teamwork to get the win. It almost looked like an handicap match due to Keith Blood's little activity.
After the match, Keith Blood attacked VTC from behind and hit the Crucifix leaving the cruel one knocked out. He proceded to put his hand in his chest and the lights went out.

7. Creepy Vignette W/ Skullgore, Keith Blood & Vladmir The Cruel

- We cut back to the graveyard seen on last weeks show as Skullgore and Keith Blood are standing next to Vladimir the Cruel's body. Keith explains that VTC was the ruler of a faraway country and that would possibly classify him as a "Royal one". Skullgore warns that "The Destroyer of Worlds" does not tolerate mistakes when summoning him. They both pick VTC up and place him on some sort of altar and Skullgore starts speaking an unknown language. VTC's body shakes uncontrolably and stops when red smoke comes from the grave towards Keith Blood making him struggle to breath.
Skullgore: "You Fool!! You gave the master the wrong sacrifice! He won't tolerate another mistake!...

Results recap:

Skullgore defeats Star Boy

Mad Arab defeats Juan Tijuana

Mean Streets defeat Vladimir the Cruel and Keith Blood

[MystMotone101]

International Wrestling Circuit January Week 2
Live: Golden Plaza

“Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome back to the International Wrestling Circuit, I am Miles Faraday, and tonight looks to be a Sin City Massacre. Weapons galore in our main event as Ace of Spades takes on Fireball in a Sin City Street Fight. But first, just a few hours ago, our wrestlers made their way to the local casino and played some games.”

Comedic Sketch- Las Vegas Luck
The skit starts with El Presidente, Mr. Tycoon, Tennis Pro, Teeny Norman, and Red Pirate Rogers all playing a game of poker, with Big Boss Jr. as the dealer.

BB: Listen here boys, I’m the big boss around here. My game, my rules. The style is Texas Hold ‘Em, and if no one here knows what that style of Poker is, then I’m sorry, ya don’t belong at this table.

Teeny: Texas Hold ‘Em? I thought we were in… Las Vegas, Nevada! “insert cheap pop here”

Tycoon: Texas Hold ‘Em is the name of the game, Teeny.

Teeny: Oooooooohhhhh…. I got it. Let’s play!

The game begins with all of the players getting their cards, putting in their starting bets, and the game going to the flop. “6 of Hearts, Queen of Clovers, and 10 of Spades”

Teeny: Ah, hmm, I’ll bet 50 of these blue chips here, because they look like the color of my favorite suit.

Red Pirate Rogers: I’ll call.

Tennis Pro: Looks like I got this one in the bag. I’ll call.

Tycoon and El Presidente proceed to call.

The turn card is placed. “10 of Clovers”. Everyone makes a remark and continues betting. The river card is played. “King of Clovers”.

Teeny: I’ll check.

Red Pirate Rogers: Check…

Tennis Pro: You guys are soft. All In!

Everyone goes All In at the sight.

Tenny: We’ll all inside this wonderful casino here in, Las Vegas, Nevada! “cheap pop”

Big Boss: Now, show your cards everyone.

Tennis Pro: You can’t beat this. 2 Pair. Queens and 10s.

Tycoon: Three of a Kind, 10s.

Presidente: Clover Flush.

Tennis Pro: DANG IT!

Red Pirate Rogers: Full House. 6s over 10s.

Teeny looks at his hand, before laying it down.

Tennis Pro: WHAT!? ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? OF ALL THE PLAYERS HERE, HE GETS A ROYAL FLUSH! THIS IS ABSURD! YOU’RE CHEATING, CHEATER MC. CHEATERSON!

Red Pirate Rogers, Mr. Tycoon, and El Presidente decide to just leave, but not before Tennis Pro flips the table and goes after Teeny. The problem is, somehow, Teeny always comes prepared, this time, throwing a pie into Tennis Pro’s face. This causes Tennis Pro to get even more angry, punching and kicking ferociously at anything and everything, including the slot machines that end up hurting him even more. Teeny runs away with the money before Red Pirate Rogers, Mr. Tycoon, and El Presidente look at each other.

El Presidente: Neither of you upset about losing your money?

Tycoon: No, I have a lot more than what we spent.

Red Pirate Rogers: I’ve taken treasures and bounties from plenty of people. I’m sure I’ll live.

Big Boss Jr. then puts the cards back together and looks through the deck.

BB: Hey, wait a minute! Where’s the Ace of Spades!?

The camera then cuts back to the ring for some exciting Tag Team action.

Match 1: The Dobermans (Doberman Duke & Doberman Denny) VS Ghoul & Goblin (Zombie Punk & Goblinknight)

This match is barely a contest, but the Dobermans win the crowd over with their heritage and simple British style. Duke & Denny work together really well as a tag team, more so than any other team in the IWC to this day. Eventually, Duke hits the Doberplex on Goblinknight to the outside of the ring, and Denny hits the Doberslam onto Zombie Punk, squishing his already tiny body. Denny pins Gobliknight to get the 3 count.

Winners: The Dobermans (Duke & Denny)

After the match, as the Dobermans are celebrating, the camera heads backstage to the interview set.

1 on 1 w/Honest Al (Featuring Jobber Joe)

“Hello, I am Honest Al, and I am here with Jobber Joe. Last week, you suffered a loss at the hands of Tennis Pro, after a horrific attack on the referee. Is there anything you need to say for yourself about the… Look out!

Dark Invader comes up from behind with a Sneak Attack, laying out Jobber Joe! Dark Invader continues beating up Joe, and not even security can stop this man! One Star Destroyer later, and Joe is laid out on the concrete floor below. The medical staff rush to check on Joe as Dark Invader laughs in a way only an evil person would. The camera heads back to the ring.

Match 2: Haka Tonga VS The Piranha w/Gothica

Haka Tonga is 25 pounds heavier than his challenger, but he wrestles as if he was a Middleweight. The Piranha has some trouble keeping up with Haka Tonga’s speed, but Gothica is always there, making sure that The Piranha does not get overwhelmed and angry. At the end of the match, Haka Tonga lands a HUGE Tongan Drop, and attempts the cover, only for The Piranha to kick out at two. The Piranha looks at Gothica, who gives him a hand signal. Suddenly, The Piranha fights back! The Piranha is hitting some big wrestling moves onto Haka Tonga, before proceeding to biting him with the Piranha Bite. The referee has to let him go for the break, but Haka Tonga is too weak from the biting! The Piranha locks in the Outlaw Choke! Haka Tonga is fading away.. wake up bruddah! Oh no! Haka Tonga fell asleep! The match is over!

Winner: The Piranha

After the match, Gothica enters the ring and leads the Piranha to the back with his Middleweight title. The Piranha is somehow tamed again, even after that wild beatdown at the end.

After Haka Tonga is taken to the back, Conquer & Command show up! Uh oh, I think I know where this is going! Copper Commander has the microphone! Please, save up from the Tag Team Swagger promo!

Copper: Listen here you American swine! (BOO) We are the greatest Tag Team in the International Wrestling Circuit. We run the division, and no one can stop us. Not the American Heroes, not White Lotus, and not those Dobermans you saw earlier. WE are the commanders, and no one gets ahead in this business without our say. Warhawk, Dangerzone, Ninja Shadow, Masakari, you got lucky last week, but soon, you will fear us. That, is our command.

Conquer & Command continue to talk and the crowd just wants them to shut up! They start chanting “USA”, causing Conquer & Command to get angry. Eventually, their answers are called, when Warhawk and Dangerzone make their way to the ring and lay the smackdown onto Conquer & Command, with White Lotus eventually joining the fray. But as Conquer & Command get the upper hand, Great Ginzu comes in from the crowd and Buzzsaw runs from the entrance ramp, beating the living daylights out of Conquer & Command. The 2 of them throw Conquer & Command out of the ring, before looking at each other. White Lotus and the American Heroes run in to make sure the two titans don’t go to blows just yet. Ginzu decides to let the situation go, and he heads off with the rest of the Japanese Coalition. Buzzsaw grabs a microphone and proceeds to speak with energy.

Buzzsaw: GREAT GINZU…… YOU AND I ARE SET TO FACE OFF AT BATTLE ROYAL IN TWO WEEKS… BUT WHAT DO YOU SAY THAT NEXT WEEK, WE GIVE THE CROWD A PREVIEW…. IN THE BALL ROOM… 6 MAN TAG TEAM MATCH! AMERICAN HEROES… VERSUS… THE JAPANESE… COALITION!!!!!!!

The crowd begins to cheer, and Great Ginzu just gives a nod of approval. It looks like it’s official! Next week, we will have a 6 Man Tag Team match! Buzzsaw, Warhawk, and Dangerzone take on Great Ginzu, Ninja Shadow, and Masakari! What a match! But now, the massacre only foreshadows what’s to come, as Ace of Spades and Fireball, are about to face off, in a Sin City Street Fight.

Main Event (Sin City Street Fight): Ace of Spades VS Fireball w/Crash

This match is not a simple wrestling match. It’s a battle. There are so many spots that I have to list them in order here.

1. Ace of Spades and Fireball start with some wrestling, until Crash throws a Kendo Stick into the ring. Fireball attempts to grab the stick, but Ace of Spades stops him and pulls him away. Fireball punches Ace of Spades away and he gets the stick. WHACK! Right into the head of the Ace!

2. Ace of Spades is thrown to the outside, and Fireball calls for Crash to enter the ring. Crash enters, but Fireball picks him up! Is he betraying his friend!? NO! He just threw Crash onto Ace of Spades! Crash and Fireball are happy about the result and Crash slides back in to give Fireball a High Five! Afterwards, Fireball follows up with a Suicide Dive!

3. After a few more minutes of fighting, Ace of Spades gets the upper hand. Suddenly, he pulls a card from his pocket. OUCH! He just gave Fireball a paper cut, using an Ace of Spades! That’s probably the Ace that was missing from the deck! Fireball is clutching his arm, that card must have done a lot of damage!

4. Back inside the ring, Ace of Spades and Fireball are fighting each other, with Fireball hitting a big right hand, sending Ace of Spades down to the turnbuckle. Fireball looks at Crash. “CRASH! GET THE TABLES!” Uh oh… Crash gets a wooden table from underneath the ring and slides it in. Fireball sets the table up and places Ace of Spades on it. He goes up to the top, taking his time, as he’s a big man, and this match has taken it’s toll on the wrestlers involved. After a few seconds, Fireball goes for the Flying Fireball from the top. Look out! CRASH! Fireball hits the Flying Fireball… putting Crash through the table! Ace of Spades pulled a fast one on Fireball, as Crash is so squished that he goes into pieces!

5. The referee stops the match, before setting up a memorial for Crash. Everyone stops wrestling as the 10 bell salute is given. Rad Racer gets into the ring and puts Crash back together by the count of 9. Crash is okay and back with his tag team partner! They exit the ring, and Fireball and Ace of Spades go back to fighting.

6. Ace of Spades decides that enough is enough, and he ups the ante! He’s got Fireball up! Royal Flush! Ace of Spades pins Fireball and gets the 3 count.

Winner: Ace of Spades

After the match, Ace of Spades helps Fireball up, in what looks to be a moment of respect, but Ace of Spades hits Fireball with the Blackjack Lariat! The crowd is furious, but Ace of Spades calms them down, by just saying “Blackjack, baby.” Ace of Spades is so cool! The fans decide that hey, it’s okay for Ace of Spades to hit Fireball like that, and Fireball rolls out of the ring.

“And that’s all the time we have for tonight. See us again next week, with that exciting 6 man tag team match between America and Japan as our main event. Will we hear more about the Tag Team Division? What is the Battle Royale about? How is Gothica controlling The Piranha? And most importantly, did Teeny Norman cheat to get that Royal Flush? Find out all of this and more, on the next episode of the International Wrestling Circuit, live in the Ballroom! Have a good night everybody!”

Tl;dr (Actually read this show. I put effort into typing it, so please show your support by reading.)

[branana06]

High Impact Wrestling Year 1 January Week 2
Newark, New Jersey 


(We open the show with Valedictorian standing in the promo area)


Val: Welcome back to High Impact Wrestling, and welcome back to the era of Valedictorian in the world of wrestling, as for another week I search the wrestling world for nothing but the cream of the crop, dig it! But the Valedictorian has his sights set on one man here tonight. The man who was cheap and cowardly enough last week to cheapshot me while I didn't lay a finger on him! But I'm willing to let that go, because tonight, Casey Rockman put me in a match against anyone of Memphis Prince's choosing, but there is one thing that Memphis Prince needs to get straight. I don't care who my opponent is, whether it's a damn toddler or an 85 year old woman, I have proved and will prove time and time and time again that I am the elite force, the global force here in HIW! And if Memphis Prince, whichever lackey is fighting for him, or even any of you can't respect that, then I can't respect you. Now snap into that, b****!

(Memphis Prince appears at the promo booth)


MP: I'm going to keep my words short and sweet, I don't need to ramble on and on like uncultured swine like you do every week. I have the perfect opponent for you, and once he's done with you, you'll be crying so hard you'll wish you were in CCW!

(Both men glare at each other intensely as the camera fades to black and the show intro plays, with the beginning pyro as we get into our first match, which is the next match in the tag team gauntlet saga, as the Gladiators Of Aethra go up against the Mullet Cousins)


Match #1- G.O.A vs The Mullet Cousins

Before this match even started everyone pretty much assumed that the Mullets stood little chance in this match, but no one expected it to turn out as bad as it did. Brute starts out in the ring against Zeke Mullet, and just like last week the Mullets use their southern brawling and stiff punches to hault GOA for the beginning, but as more time went on Brute became less and less infected by Zeke's punches, to the point where Brute would literally just take the punches and laugh. From there Brute easily overpowers Zeke and hits him with two powerslams, before picking him up and hitting the Brute Force (Spear), but instead of pinning him he picks him back up and goes for another Brute Force, except Cletus pulled Zeke out of Brute's way and Brute ran full force into the ref, allowing Massacre to grab brass knuckles and nail both Cletus and Zeke until they are bleeding all over the place, then Massacre hits the decapitator and another ref comes out from the back to count to 3, proving that GOA are violent and an extremely unstoppable force in HIW. 

(For the second week in a row, Exotic Rick, Flawless One, and The Thinker are in the promo booth, but this time thy have fewer words to say)


ER: Hello all you beautiful ladies out there, my name is Rick... EXOTIC RICK and once again to my left stands the Flawless One and to my right stands the single smartest man in the wrestling business today, The Thinker, and together we are collectively known as absoule-

(Perfection's interview was interrupted by Chicano, who makes a break for Rick, who narrowly dodges his big boot and hits the Exotic Awakening (Neckbreaker with Theatrics, before Rick, Flawless, and even The Thinker get their shots in before Chicano is able to run away)


ER: And as I was saying, we are perfection and anyone who wants to get in our way will be beaten and destroyed by the two best athletes in wrestling today! Just look at what happens when you try to cheap shot your adversary because he called you out last week. How did that turn out for you Chicano? You will always end up running away like the little baby b**** that you are! 

TT: And if you any of you imbeciles don't realize that my clients are the best wrestlers on the planet, you will be proven inferior to Perfection! 

(Our next match is to crown the first ever HIW Hardcore champion, as Cutthroat Carter goes up against Pop King in a weapons match)


Match #2- Pop King vs Cutthroat Carter

The match begins with both men grabbing their weapon of choice, Pop King grabbing a barbed wire baseball bat and Cutthroat Carter grabbing a lighttube. Carter nails his weapon first as the light tube just snags the back of Pop King, which causes him to drop his bat in pain. Pop King nails him with a chair to the head which causes blood from Carter. After that there isn't really much to say about this match, except for the occasional light tube and one slam onto thumbtacks the match was little more than a huge brawl. Cutthroat Carter eventually wins after one last light tube to the head, and needless to say both men needed the medic backstage afterwards.

(Next up we see Dr. B going up against Robolectro for the spot against Enormous Pierre at the P4V to crown the first ever HIW World champion.)


Match #3- Dr. B vs Robolectro 

Both men run full force at each other, which ends up with Dr. B taking Robolectrco down. Dr. B nails a splash on Robo. Dr. B locks in a painful looking headlock to Robo on the ground. Robo fights out and nails Dr. B with a forearm. They go back and forth with takedowns and ground attacks. It becomes very clear that both men really want to win this match, as neither of them are giving an inch and actually leads to them starting to tire out by the time the match ends. Dr. B hits The Clubber (Pop Up Powerbomb) but Robolectrco slip outside the ring before Dr. B can get the pin. Robo makes his way inside the ring and starts to mount a comeback, although it is ultimately to no avail as Dr. B finishes his with a second clubber. The main event of the first P4V will be Dr. B vs Enormous Pierre to crown the first ever HIW World champion. 

(For our main event tonight, Valedictorian gets to go up against an opponent of Memphis Prince's choosing.)

Match #4- Valedictorian vs

Valedictorian's opponent comes out in an odd lucha mask. He gets on the mic and declares himself the "Lucha King" which Valedictorian immediately resents. The bell rings and this match turns into an absoulete massacre. Valedictorian beats him from pillar to post, from brutal aerial attacks to vicious chops in the corner, and the Lucha King gets literally no offense in this match. Valedictorian leaps off the top and hits a savage elbow, but somehow Lucha King kicks out at two, which prompts Valedictorian to hit another savage elbow, but once again Lucha King kicks out. Valedictorian goes to pick up Lucha King for more offense but out of nowhere the Lucha King hits a piledriver and gets the 1-2-3 on Valedictorian. The Lucha King celebrates for a bit, then slowly takes his mask off to reveal that the man behind the mask wasn't one of Memphis Prince's lackeys, it was Memphis Prince himself. Memphis hits another piledriver on Valedictorian before heading back up the ramp. The last shot is Memphis Prince saying "Respect My Royalty" to the camera before the show fades to black.

QUICK RESULTS
Valedictorian and Memphis Prince argue
G.O.A defeat the Mullet Cousins
Exotic Rick promo interrupted by Chicano
Cutthroat Carter defeats Pop King
Dr. B defeats Robolectro
defeats Valedictorian

(AUTHORS NOTE: Sorry for taking so long guys, I was just finishing it up at 8 AM my time but due to not sleeping due to work I literally fell asleep as I was booking this show)

[MystMotone101]

International Wrestling Circuit January Week 3
Live: The Ballroom

“Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the International Wrestling Circuit. I am Miles Faraday, and tonight, live here in the Ballroom, we will have a special 6 man tag team match as BuZZsaW and the American Heroes, take on the Japanese Coalition, Great Ginzu and White Lotus. Also, we will find out the 20 participants in the Battle Royale of Deathmatch. The winner of that Battle Royale will become the first ever IWC Hardcore Champion, live in the Puro Dome. All of this and more, on tonight’s show. With that said, let’s get started.”

Match 1: Teeny Norman VS Tennis Pro
Last week, Tennis Pro accused Teeny Norman of cheating in Poker, and no one likes a sore loser. So the Committee set up this match to hopefully shut Tennis Pro up.

It went about as well as you expect. Teeny Norman was using magical tricks to make sure Tennis Pro wouldn’t catch him, but Tennis Pro wasn’t having any of that. Tennis Pro got angry and went to the referee with quite a temper. The referee would tell Teeny not to use magical tricks against Tennis Pro, or it will risk a disqualification. Meanwhile, with the referee distracted with Teeny, Tennis Pro slid outside the ring and got his trusty racket. He’s looking to smash Teeny in the head with the Racket Smash, but the referee caught him out of the glimpse of his eye and stops Tennis Pro from using the racket. The referee went over to Tennis Pro again, telling him to put the racket down. Tennis Pro refused, but Teeny saw the opportunity and rolled Tennis Pro up with a Magical Schoolboy! 1-2-3!

Winner: Teeny Norman

Teeny rolled out of the ring and celebrated his victory as Tennis Pro just sat there in shock and disbelief. You could even hear him say “WHAT!? ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?” That, and some other profane things that repeating here would cause us to lose our deal for Saturday Nights. The crowd was happy that Teeny won, but they wanted someone to remove Tennis Pro from the ring. Eventually, he left on his own, but by then, the camera was already at the back.

Skit- Copper Commander and Iron Mask were in the committee’s office, speaking with the head of the committee.

Copper: Listen here, I command you to give Conquer & Command a Tag Team title opportunity at Battle Royale next week. There is no other team on the roster better than us. We’ve been a dominant force in the MWC ever since arriving here, and the fact you haven’t given us a shot yet is absurd.

Iron: We plan on ruling the world through Tag Team Wrestling, and our team is greater than any other team in the world. We’ll Conquer & Command the Tag Team Division through our sheer power, Copper’s Cobra Clutch, and my Arms Deal! If you don’t give us a shot, then Copper here will have no choice but to put you in the Cobra Clutch!

?: First off, do not threaten me with violence. Second, you don’t call the shots about who gets title shots, especially when you face the Committee. However, since I’m a nice guy, and I want you guys to shut up, then fine, you’ll get your title match. You’ll face either White Lotus, or the American Heroes. It will depend on which team wins the 6-Man tag here tonight.

Copper: That is all we command. We will leave now, but if we lose through a screwjob, there will be…

?: Yeah, yeah, I get it. Now get out.

Both Copper Commander and Iron Mask leave the office, and the committee person spins in his chair, revealing to be Hacker (FROM THE 90S!?).

Match 2: Stunt Men (Rad Racer & Crash) VS Ghoul & Goblin (Goblinknight & Zombie Punk)

This is a relatively short match. Whilst Goblinknight tries to put up a fight, the same can not be said for Zombie Punk. Both Rad Racer and Crash make quick work of the Zombie. Crash eventually hits the Collision Course on Zombie Punk, and pins him for the 3 count.

Winners: Stunt Men (Rad Racer & Crash)

As Stunt Men are celebrating, Zombie Punk gets up. LOOK OUT! Zombie Punk is trying to bite Crash’s head! Rad Racer is being stopped by Goblinknight, as Zombie Punk continues biting at Crash’s head. Eventually, Zombie Punk pulls Crash’s head off with his mouth, and he throws it to the ground! The rest of the body falls, and Zombie Punk and Goblinknight leave. This is bad news. Crash was decapitated by Zombie Punk, and now the medical staff are here to check on him. I think he’s dead! The begin to play a ten bell salute in honor of Crash.

At 9, the rest of Crash’s body gets up, and it looks for the head. The body finds Crash’s head and puts it back on. Crash is okay! Rad Racer celebrates his partner being okay, and they exit the ring, the fans giving Crash some pats on the back for being okay. Speaking of the back, let’s head Backstage to see Honest Al.

“Hello everybody, I am Honest Al, and tonight, I am here with Great Ginzu and the White Lotus. Tonight, you are going to be competing in 6-man tag team action against BuZZsaW and the American Heroes, so what are your thoughts going into this matchup, especially with the new stipulation put in place by the committee?”

Ginzu: Tonight, it will be a preview of what’s to come for the Battle Royale show, in the Puro Dome. The Japanese Coalition will take over the town, and we plan on winning 2 of the 4 titles here in the IWC, and no one can stop us. We aren’t going to fight unfairly, but we are going to win against the Americans tonight. Prepare to be defeated, not only tonight, but at the Puro Dome too.

“There you have it. Back to you Miles.”

Main Event- BuZZsaW, Warhawk, and Dangerzone VS Great Ginzu, Masakari, & Ninja Shadow

This match was a 30 minute war, as the two teams went at it with everything they had. The American Heroes made countless comebacks, but White Lotus often shut them down, sometimes with Masakari’s aerial attacks, and other times with Ninja Shadow’s quick and sudden strikes. Surprisingly, Great Ginzu and Buzzsaw were not tagged in until the last minute of the match. When they tagged each other in at the same time, they went to blows on each other! They have each other locked up, throwing punches at each other! They can’t let go! The clock is counting down, and time has expired!

TIME LIMIT DRAW

The bell is enough to stop Buzzsaw and Great Ginzu from nearly killing each other, tonight. The crowd is ecstatic from the two warriors going blow for blow, everyone else tired out. But who’s going to face Conquer & Command for the Tag Team titles now!? Suddenly, Hacker appears on screen, with a piece of paper in his hands.

Hacker: Greetings IWC fans, I am Hacker, one of the leaders of the International Wrestling Committee. I have some news, in regards to the Tag Team titles, and the Battle Royale of Deathmatch. First off, I will like to announce that the team facing Conquer & Command is… White Lotus.

White Lotus are happy with hearing that result, but the fans are not.

Hacker: …and the American Heroes.

The American Heroes are also happy alongside the fans. It’s going to be a Triple Threat Tag Team title match!

Hacker: Ginzu, Buzzsaw, you two are going to be set to face each other, with the winner, being the first ever, IWC Heavyweight… Champion. And now, for the list of wrestlers in, the Battle Royale of Deathmatch, to determine our first every, IWC Hardcore Champion.

Ace of Spades, Crash, El Presidente, Fireball, Haka Tonga, Rad Racer, Red Pirate Rogers, Tennis Pro, Goblinknight, and Jobber Joe.

Hacker: And finally, for the Middleweight title, The Piranha will face Teeny Norman. Ladies and Gentlemen, that is our card for the Battle Royale show, in the Puro Dome. Now, if you excuse me, I have a meeting to attend to with the rest of the Committee.

WOW! A ten man Battle Royale of Deathmatch to determine the first ever Hardcore Champion! Who knows what kind of dangers await these competitors!?

“Well, that’s all the time we have for today folks! Join us next week on Pay-4-View, where we pack our bags and head to Japan, live in the Puro Dome, for Battle Royale of Death! See you then everybody!”

[tenjitsu]

CCW Retribution
January Week 3

Segment
Week 2 introduction

Tenjitsu sits in his office when there is a knock at his door, it opens and it's Max Attack. Tenjitsu motions for him to sit and he does. "Boss" Max begins "give me another chance at a championship." Tenjitsu looks across the table at Max, pen in his mouth. "You haven't done anything to show me you deserve another chance. In fact, you've had two chances, one of which was a gimme that you squandered. Why Max? Why?" Tenjitsu leans back in his chair awaiting his reply. "I know I haven't done anything to deserve it, and my match against Rocco was a wash, I know that. But I'm a champion Boss. I'm built Champion tough. Let me prove it to you" Max sighs. Tenjitsu taps his pen on the table, thinking. "Alright, I'll see what I can do. No promises" Tenjitsu stands up and offers a handshake which Max accepts. Max grabs the door and is about to leave when Tenjitsu speaks up, "Oh and Max, if you don't come back with a championship well..... Let's just say you'll wish you had" He smiles and sits back down, Max swallows hard.

Match 1
Neon Express vs Lounge Act 

Our first match if the night sees the Team of Lounge Act take on the Neon Express. Both teams enter the ring and the bell tolls. Both teams fight back and forth, a few tags here and there. The Neon Express use their tag team experience to gain a distinct advantage. Mandonna is fighting with Chet outside the ring and Jessie is climbing to the top to finish Pelvis. Mandonna knocks down Chet and as Jessie jumps from the top, hits him with a Borderline clothesline! He baseball slides into Chet outside, Pelvis is up and Viva Las Vegas! For the 1-2-3! What an upset.

Lounge Act def Neon Express

Match 3:
CCW Xtreme Championship Semi Final
Tables Match
Vin Voltage vs Overload

Its time for the semi final match for the Xtreme Championship and we have Vin Voltage up against the big man Overload. Since this is for the Xtreme Championship, this will be a Tables Match! Both men get into the ring and the fight begins. Both men trade blows but Overload Focuses on the knee injury , suffered from Papa Chopper. Vin holds his own, and there are a few times where Overload has him lined up but evades being out through the table. Vin managed to get the upper hand, he picks up Overload to put him through a Table with a Humongous Bomb, but his knee gives out! Overload hits him with a few shots and sprawls him onto a table. He climbs to the top. He jumps off but Vin is up! He catches him and power slams him through the table. Vin Voltage wins and will fight for the CCW Xtreme Championship!

Vin Voltage def Overload

Match 4
B-Boys vs Van Winkles

Our fourth match has the team of the All-American Van Winkles up against the B-Boys! The match begins and Zap overwhelms Terry to take an early advantage. They trade blows and the Van Winkles Isolate Zap. Zap is able to make a Hot tag and Boombox gets the B-Boys dancing again. They again trade advantages and Terry has Zap undercontrol Devin knocks Boombox off the apron and the 2 fight. Boombox is able to make a silent tag Moments before Terry Locks in the Van Winkle Claw on Zap. BOOMBOX FROM THE TOP Rope! Potbelly splash crumpled Terry Van Winkle, Boombox covers him 1-2-3!
Another upset in the tag team division!

B-Boys def Van Winkles

Match 5
CCW Xtreme Championship Semi Final
Weapons Match
Drool vs Ruffian

The second Semi final for the CCW Xtreme Championship, and it will be a Weapons Match between Ruffian and Drool! The men lock up and Drool Overpowers Ruffian. Drool makes the mistake of tossing Ruffian outside the ring, and his reward is a Garbage can to the back. Ruffian uses weapon after weapon and finally Drool is taken down. Ruffian hits him with a power bomb through a table. He stands Drool up and Keg Stand! 1-2-3 Ruffian is off to fight Vin Voltage in the CCW Xtreme Championship Match at Battle Royale!

Ruffian def Drool

Segment
The Royale

Tenjitsu is in his office and he is there with his 4 Tag Teams, Neon Express, B-Boys, Lounge Act and the Van Winkles. He looks over each of them. "Well, I'm disappointed. I wasn't moved by any of you. Non of you have shown me any reason to give you a title Oppertunity, and quite frankly. I don't like it. So I'm going to shake things up a little bit." The teams look at each other "Next week, at CCW Battle Royale, all 8 of you will be in a Royale of your own. Each of you will attempt to throw one another over the top rope to the floor below, the team with 1 or both teammates remaining will. Be crowned  CCW Tag Team Champions!" the Tag Teams high five and start to chatter. As they turn to leave Tenjitsu clears his throat." There is one last thing" Max Attack and Zen enter the room. "8-Bit will be joining you all in the Royale." Tenjitsu smiles as the team's. Scowl at each other.

Main Event
Dicky Thunderbird vs Dude Brohan

The final tournament match, for the CCW North American Championship, sees Dicky Thunderbird take on Dude Brohan. Both men are in the ring and the match begins. Dude takes the lead early and often. He really is showing Dicky what's up. Dicky lands some offence but never really to much. He Hits Dicky with the Big Bro leg drop for the 1-2 oh kick out at 2 and a half! Dude drops a few kicks and then runs off the ropes, just before he drops a second leg Drop music hits The speakers. IT'S THE ANNIHILATOR! Dude looks up the ramp and he is ready and waiting for The Annihilator to come out.... But he never does. Dicky rolls up Dude all of a sudden, 1-2-3! Dicky has pulled it off! Dude looks on in disbelief, he can't beleive it. Dickys hand is raised and he will fight Gepetto Rocco for the CCW North American Championship!

Dicky Thunderbird def Dude Brohan

[tenjitsu]

CCW Battle Royale
January P4V

Match 1
CCW Championship Semi Finals
Lazer vs Jet Set Strutter

Just like that CCW Battle Royale has begun and we start with our first CCW Championship Semi Final between Jet Set Strutter and Lazer! Both men enter the ring and the fight is under way. Both men grapple for position and Lazer takes the quick advantage, a few hard shots and Strutter rolls out of the ring. Lazer jumps the top rope onto Strutter. Lazer rolls Strutter back into the ring and does some damage to the tune of a 2 count. Strutter is finally able to muster some Offence and the two trade advantages, in the end, Strutter is to charismatic and Lazer can't keep up the tempo. He locks on the 6 figure leg lock and Lazer taps out. Jet Set Strutter is off to the finals.

Jet Set Strutter def Lazer

Match 2
CCW Championship Semi Finals
Papa Chopper vs The Annihilator

The second match of the night is also our second CCW Championship Semi final match. Papa Chopper comes out full of swagger, having to win not one but 2 matches to be here. He is met by the Annihilator in the ring and the two clash. Annihilator takes the advantage, he is a bigger man than Papa. Papa is able to use his speed and agility to reverse some of Annihilators slower moves. He gains the upper hand and keeps himself in the match . The Annihilator takes control of the match and never let's off the gas pedal. He sets Papa Chopper up and Boom, Total Termination! He goes to pin, but Dude Brohan music comes on! and Annihilator stands up and slicks his hair back smiling. He tells him to bring it on, but he never shows. He goes to turn around but Papa is up, he boots him, puts him up and Spike Piledriver! 1-2-3! The Bell rings and our first CCW Championship Match is set! It will be Jet Set Strutter up against Papa Chopper for the CCW Championship!

Papa Chopper def The Annihilator

Match 3
CCW North American Championship Match
Dicky Thunderbird vs Gepetto Rocco

Our Third match of the night is for the CCW North American Championship! Our competitors here tonight, Gepetto Rocco and Dicky Thunderbird! The ref raises the belt between the men, they shake hands and then fight begins. Gepetto overpowers Dicky at first but Dicky is quick to switch speed over power. Rocco is able to do some Damage but in mere moments Dicky is in control. He throws Rocco out of the ring and jumps from the top rope in spectacular form onto Rocco on the floor below. Dicky rolls him into the ring and hits another high flying move. He has Gepetto where he wants him. He hits him with the Thunderbird chop and goes for the pin! But Gepettos foot is under the rope. Dicky pulls him. Into the middle of The ring but only gets 2 and a half! He stands him up on the middle of the ring for a second Thunderbird Chop but he misses and Rocco locks in the bear hug. And they're in the middle of the ring, Dicky can't hold on any longer and he taps out.  HERE IS YOUR WINNER ANNNNNNNND NEEEEEEW CCW NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPION, GEPETTO ROCCO!

Gepetto Rocco def Dicky Thunderbird

Match 4
CCW Xtreme Championship Match
Cage Match
Ruffian vs Vin Voltage

The next match is for the CCW Xtreme Championship! It is scheduled to be a cage match! Both Ruffian and Vin Voltage make their way inside the cage and it is sealed shut. The ref shows the title to both challengers and the crowd. Just before the match is set to begin Tenjitsu comes out. "Hold on a tick. This is for the CCW Xtreme Championship and I want MORE! I have decided this is also going to be a Ladder match, so the title will be suspended above the ring, inside the cage!" a hook is lowered and the official Places the title on it. Tenjitsu smiles evily and the crowd cheers." and because to much is never enough, I've decided this is now a Fatal 4-way, the other two competitors..... The Losers of the CCW Championship semi finals, Lazer and The Annihilator!" the crowd cheers as Lazer and The Annihilator make their way to the ring each carrying two ladders. The ref opens the cage and the two men enter as the ref locks the cage once more. The bell rings and the battle is on. All 4 men throwing punches. Vin and Ruffian take advantage of the match. Lazer is able to take Vin at the knee, he beats him down, climbs the cage and gives him an elbow drop half way up. There are a few advantage changes and a few close calls up the ladder, Annihilator gets hit with a humongous bomb off the ladder by Vin. Ruffian drop kicking the ladder off the top rope with Lazer climbing. The match is coming to a close, The Annihilator has just hit Lazer with Total Termination! He is grabbing at a ladder exhausted, when.... What's this?! It's Dude Brohan! He runs down the ramp, and starts pulling at the door! Annihilator laughs at Dude as he sets up the ladder and begins to climb. The keeps pulljng and the lock begins to give, the Annihilator reaches but he isn't close enough. He takes a few more steps, as Dude breaks through the door. He rushes and smashes the ladder out from. Under the Annihilator, just before he reaches for the title. Annihilator falls hard. Dude starts punching him, taking him out of the fight. Lazer gets up and starts setting up the ladder, Ruffian grabs him, KEG STAND! Ruffian begins to climb the ladder, he's almost there. His one hand is on the belt, But Vin Voltage! HUMONGOUS BOMB! Vin clambers up the ladder, slowly, his leg bruised and battered. He reaches up, and unhook the belt, before falling to the mat.
Here is your winner, annnnnnnd NEEEEEEEEW CCW Xtreme Champion, Vin Voltage!

Vin Voltage def Ruffian, Lazer, The Annihilator

Match 5
CCW Tag Team Championship Battle Royale

The next match is the Penultimate match of the night, is for the CCW Tag Team Championship, and is a 5 team Battle Royale. Every team will start in the ring, with each member being thrown over the top rope, until there is only 1 team or team member remaining. Good Luck! The bell rings and the men clash. 8-bit and Van Winkles stomping out Neon Express, B-Boys and Lounge Act are duking it out. Max Attack sees an oppertunity and eliminates Zap quickly. Max then smacks Mandonna and Pelvis back, and Boombox hits max. The Van Winkles turn their attention to Zen and take him down. He gets back up looks at Devin, but Terry clotheslines Zen over the top ropes, eliminating him. Terry Turns back to the Neon Express but Chets up top, Missle Drop Kick! Terry hits the deck. Neon lay the beats to Devin. Meanwhile Max and Boombox battle the Lounge Act, they have them on the ropes, Max and Boombox Link. Arms and knock both Mandonna and Pelvis over the Ropes. They high five, and then begin to beat each other. Van Winkles have Chet over the top Rope but he lands on the Apron. Van Winkles turn their attention to Boombox and Max. They begin striking them, but Boombox and Max Attack turn the tables, Van Winkles are being knocked back when suddenly the Neon Express show up and Devin Van Winkle is over the top rope. The Neon Express look to eliminate Terry but he dodges and bumps off the ropes, for the Double Clothesline Eliminating both Chet and Jessie, the entire Neon Express! There are 3 men remaining, 3 teams remaining. They look at one another and Boombox and Max Attack go after Terry Van Winkle. They beat him. Down, Max hitting Terry with the Double Uppercut, and Boombox hits him with the Potbelly Smash. Max and Boombox high five, and the Boombox abruptly clotheslines Max Attack. He lays the boots to Max and hits him with a slick neck breaker. He climbs to the top rop and drops a Potbelly Smash on Max. Boombox has Max on his shoulders and is running to throw him over the top rope but Max uses the top rope to hold on, simultaneously lowering the top rope, and Boomboxes momentum carries him over the top rope! Boombox is eliminated! Max smiles looking down at Boombox, he goes to climb back into the ring when Terry Van Winkle hits Max with a forearm knocking him to the floor! Max Attack is Eliminated! Here are you're winners annnnnnnnd NEEEEEEW CCW Tag Team Champions, The Van Winkles!

Winners: The Van Winkles

Main Event
CCW Championship Match

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT'S TIME!!!!!!
Up next is our  main event, and it is for the CCW Championship! Introducing first, our first Qualifier, who had to win 3 matches instead of 2 to get here, he us Papa Chopper! Chopper comes down to the ring, pumping up the crowd. And his opponent, our second Finalist, he is Jet Set Strutter! Strutter makes his way to the ring clearly the fan favourite. Both men are shown the prize, the CCW Championship. The bell is rung and the men lock up. For the most part in the beginning the match is even paced. Papa takes control to start with advantage being jostled between the two. Papa and Jet Set are fighting outside the ring and Chopper takes advantage, he tosses Jet Set into the stairs, smashing the stairs on his hands. Jet Set is able regain the advantage with only 1 hand and Papa is reeling. Jet Set Locks in the 6 figure Leg Lock but Papa is able to get to the ropes to break the hold. Strutter continues his relentless assault. Papa is dazed now and Strutter locks in another 6 figure Leg lock and it looks like Papa is reaching for the ropes but he just barely can't reach. He looks around desperately when he is finally able to roll over placing the pressure on Jet Set. Chopper looks back and sees that the ref is concentrated on Strutter. He reaches for The ropes and manages to grab hold of the ropes, using them for leverage, putting extra pressure on Strutter. He can't take it anymore, he taps out! HE'S DONE IT! Here is your winner. Aaaannnnnnnnnnnd NEEEEEEW CCW CHAMPION, PAPA CHOPPER!

Papa Chopper def Jet Set

Papa Chopper is handed the championship, and he holds it close to his chest. He gets up and climbs all 4 ring posts showing the belt to the crowd, as he's up in the 4th ring post, the lights in the arena begin to flicker and then they go out completely. Chopper gets down from the post on the darkness, some lights are on, but it's just a purple hue, with smoke eminating down the ramp, Chopper looks on in confusion, as the titantron kicks on, showing a big shadowed figure, flanked by 2 more shadowed figures, their faces can't be seen but their message rings loud and clear "Tick Tock, Papa Chop, Tock Tock". The lights cut out again before coming back on entirely, the show ends under confusion, but the one thing we do know is, Papa Chopper is CCW Champion!

[branana06]

High Impact Wrestling Year 1 January Week 3
Charlotte, North Carolina


(Tonight, the show kicks off with Exotic Rick, Flawless One, and The Thinker at the promo booth.)


ER: Welcome to HIW all you beautiful people out there, in case you've never heard my name is Rick... (Audience shouts Exotic Rick first) EXOTIC RICK and I am joined by my friend, the Flawless One and the best manager in the business, The Thinker and we are here today for a very important mission. We would like to offer Chicano a match at the HIW P4V Super Duper Show for the number #1 contendership to the HIW World title at HIW's February P4V, St. Valentine's Day Massacre. But here's the catch, our match will be a 2 on one handicap match! It will be yours truly and the Flawless One against the one of you, and before you asked, both Casey Rockman and Branana06 have approved this match, so you don't really have a choice.

(Chicano enters the promo booth)


CHI: Yo hey, dumb, dumber and dumbest. I don't know why you think I am so frightened by the thought of facing both of you at once, like this is a huge task, like this is an impossible feat that no mere mortal could even dream of coming close to accomplishing! Because it isn't. I've faced two opponents at once several times before, and every single damn time I have taken down the obstacle and moved on to bigger and better things! And I know deep down inside you know that no matter what dirty tricks you pull, no matter how many managers you have, I will be the victor and I will be the #1 contender, because at Super Duper Show, I am going to carve... you... up!

(Next up we see the next step in the Gladiators domination, as the Gladiators go up against the Metalheads.)


Match #1- G.O.A. vs The Metalheads

Just like every other match involving The Gladiators we've seen so far in HIW, this match is easily carried by Brute and Massacre for most of the match. No matter how many headbutts Cesar Sleaze throws at Brute, he always just laughs and hits Sleaze harder. Brute nails him with brutal, clubbing blows to the back, shots that if Sleaze was not trained to do this, his back would literally be raw meat. Brute hits two huge powerbombs before hitting a flurry of splashes, and at this point Cesar Sleaze was literally a pancake on the ground. Needless to say, Brute easily puts Sleaze away with the Brute Force (Spear).

This means that the All-Pros will go up against G.O.A at Super Duper Show next week for the HIW Tag Team titles.

(Next up, Memphis Prince grabs a mic and heads to the promo booth.)


MP: Just in case you didn't see, last week an incident occurred where I fooled Valedictorian to the point where he looked like a stupid idiot in front of all of the HIW fans! No matter how much the Valedictorian wants to deny it, I left him in a pile of his own s*** last week when I came out as the "Lucha King" for a match, played possum for a little bit, then popped right back up and kicked his ass! Unfortunately, Valedictorian is not here tonight so he will not be able to respond to me live, so I'm going to offer a proposition now., which you will respond next week. Next week at Super Duper Show, I want you in a two out of three falls match! I will go out to the ring at Super Duper Show, and if you are man enough you will walk to the ring as well. Oh, and one more thing: I talked to Casey Rockman, and if you don't show up at Super Duper Show, you will be gone from HIW. Now snap into that, b****(In a voice mocking Valedictorian.)

(In the main event, Dr. B will go up against Grand Manga.)


Match #2- Dr. B vs Grand Manga

This match is literally over as soon as it begins. Dr. B hits him with a couple uppercuts before immediately hitting him with the Clubber (Pop up powerbomb) for the win.
Out of nowhere, Enormous Pierre sneaks up behind Dr. B, and hits him with an afrobutt, before running off as soon as he ran to the ring. As Dr. B makes his way back up to his feet, Enormous Pierre signals the title around his waist, which immediately brings a huge snarl to Dr. B's face.

QUICK RESULTS
Exotic Rick promo with Flawless One and The Thinker
GOA defeat The Metalheads
Memphis Prince challenges Valedictorian at Super Duper Show
Dr. B defeats Grand Manga

(Author's Note: Sorry for such a short show, I kinda had to rush this one out to get working on the P4V today.)