Great Ginzu's ABCW

[Dark Mauler]

January, week 1, 1980. Superstar Saturday
Match 1. Jobber Joe vs Max Attack **
Jobber Joe manages to win the match, despite being dominated in it. Near the end of the match, Hammerhead comes out from under the ring and KOs Max. Jobber Joe capitalizes and picks up the surprising win.
Match 2. Arizona Chance vs Big Thuggee ***
Arizona connects with the Last Crusade swinging neckbreaker for the win. Afterwards, Arizona and Thuggee face off.
Match 3. Star Boy vs The Piranha ****
In an excellent match, Star Boy hits the Springboard Cross Chop for the win. The Pirahna attacks after the match, but Star Boy escapes.
Match 4. Princess Starbright vs Valley Girl. **
Princess Starbright hits a shining wizard that she calls the Rainbow Connection to the back of Valley Girl's head for the finish. Valley Girl throws a tantrum after the match.
Main Event. Dr. B vs Chief Buffalo vs Ace Arcadium. **
Ace and Dr. B focus on each other the entire match. Dr. B hits Ace with the Clubber but is blindsided by Chief Buffalo from behind, allowing CB to pin Ace for the unexpected win.

[Dark Mauler]

January, Week 2, 1980. Sunday Night Slam
Match 1. Iron Mask vs Dangerzone ***
Iron Mask wins with his Arms Deal submission. After the match he keeps the hold in. Warhawks runs out to save Dangerzone and runs Iron Mask off.
Mic Segment **
A female wrestler called Glam enters the ring and brags that she is the best Ladies wrestler on the roster. She says that she will win the Ladies' title the first chance she gets.
Match 2. Michael T. Wolf vs Ruffian. **
Before the match, Ruffian brags about how many nerds he beats up every day. He asks MTW to come out to the ring so he can be the next nerd on the list. However, MTW picks up the win with the Howling, a corner tornado DDT.
Skit segment. Pumping Iron **
Pierre the Enormous deadlifts a massive barbell with ease. He then points at the camera and declares his intentions to challenge for the World Championship.
Main Event. Neon Express vs Gramercy Riffs. Tag title Match **
Johnny Kobra low blows and Leg Sweeps Jessie Wild for the upset win. Wild was looking for a hot tag but Chet Skye was taken out with a Soul Glow running knee strike by Soul Daddy. Kobra and Soul Daddy celebrate with the titles.

[Dark Mauler]

January, Week 3, 1980. Weekend Wrasslin'
Mic segment. ***
Ace Arcadium sits down with lead commentator Honest Al for an interview. Ace says that he's mad that his fixation on Dr. B caused him to ignore Chief Buffalo. He says that he will make it up to the fans by winning the Battle Royale and eventually winning the World Championship.
Match 1. American Heroes vs Anti-Americans. ***
Dangerzone is still feeling the effects of Iron Mask's attack last week. He still manages to win the match for his team after Hammerhead is distracted by Max Attack.
Match 2. Juan Tijuana vs Vladimir the Cruel. **
Vlad wins the match with ease and beats Juan down, hitting an extra Carpathian Claw slam after the match.
Skit segment. Dramatic Promo **
Reptile Ranger cuts a promo talking about his experience as a dangerous animal tamer. He says that wrestling humans is easier than wrestling crocodiles. He warns the locker room that he's prepared to whip anyone who tries to oppose him.
Main Event. Cruiser title match. Red Pirate Rogers vs Pelvis Pressly. *
The Red Pirate defends his title successfully with his top rope leg drop, the Swashbuckler. Pelvis was accompanied to the ring by Big Boss Jr., who tried to distract Rogers but failed.

[Dark Mauler]

I'm going to stop posting on this because I've played to 1984 and I can't remember my storylines. Oof.