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Post by TeenyNorman on Apr 16, 2020 5:14:04 GMT -5
The Universal Wrestling Entertainment Association(aka UWEA) was a wrestling association made in the 80s with their first major wrestling promotion being known as R’n’R. But after a few years and negotiations with WW and ABCW, the two biggest wrestling companies were now under control by the UWEA. This continued in the 90s after the UWEA rebranded all 3 wrestling promotions. R’n’R’s fun wrestling style was changed to being more extreme, WW kept its classic wrestling style but added the addition of captivating promos and a major swerve when wrestlings biggest good guy turned heel, and ABCW had taken over R’n’R’s spot of best wrestling show and would actually out last both WW and R’n’R which would go bankrupt. After 99, UWEA quickly vanished after losing significant amount of money. But would return in today’s modern era of wrestling. Their first promotion being AOE, colored red after their last successor ABCW. More news will come out leading to AOE’s first televised event on BoobToob.
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Post by Thumper Moore III on Apr 16, 2020 18:02:02 GMT -5
Excited? Maybe. INTRIGUED? Definitely.
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Post by TeenyNorman on Apr 16, 2020 19:05:20 GMT -5
UWEA’s BoobToob Channel
Interview w/ Cutie Pie
Cutie Pie: Hello everyone and welcome to Universal Wrestling Entertainment Association’s first BoobToob video. Some of you may already know me from BoobToob for my gaming channel but I am teaming up with UWEA as their main media advertiser and backstage interviewer. I am here to talk about just some of the latest news on UWEA. With the top news being who will be on the roster? Here is just a few of the names of the roster we have in store for AOE’s first show, we have the masked brothers Diablo and Seraph, Brazilian jiu-jitsu practitioner Roberto Samba, and second generation wrestler, Chester Blood, the nephew of famous wrestler Keith Blood who actually wrestled with UWEA before in the 80s and 90s. More of the roster will be revealed with upcoming videos, this has been Cutie Pie and you can follow me on Chirpy at @cutiepie or subscribe to my BoobToob channel at boobtoob.com/cutiepie.
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Post by TeenyNorman on Apr 17, 2020 16:39:33 GMT -5
UWEA’s BoobToob Channel
Creepy Vignette
The video starts with a bunch of flashing shots of a graveyard. It then pans to what appears to be a church surround by tombstones. The camera, now as if in first person view, shows someone opening the doors of the church. Showing numerous hooded members wearing a black cloak. With a casket is in front of them and behind them was an electric chair used in executions. But the camera continues too move closer. 4 of the hooded members open the casket and pull out a large undead monster. They drag him out and place him onto the chair. One of the members, the one who seems to be the leader begins to chant a saying which is followed by the others repeating. He then pulls a switch and lighting sparks out everywhere, the undead monster starts shaking and smoke starts coming out of the machine. The camera begins to cut in and out while it seems the power of the electric chair causes a small burst of energy that sends the hidden figures flying back. The vignette ends in the camera dropping, showing the monster standing up and yelling like a gorilla with the screen turning to black and in big letters saying “ZED HAS AWAKEN”.
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Post by TeenyNorman on Apr 18, 2020 7:02:40 GMT -5
Chirpy’s #AOE taglist
@lordevermore
Just signed a deal with up and coming wrestling promotion AOE, see the AOE fans in March. #marchmaniabound #AOE
@uwea
Stay tuned into today’s episode on BoobToob for an exclusive interview with latest #AOE signing @monstro with the always great @cutiepie. #AOE
@wrestliing_news
CLICK THE LINK IN BIO TO CHECK OUT THE LATEST ARTICLE. 5 wrestlers AOE will sign and 5 that won’t sign with AOE. #AOE
@fhsevents
Come support newest wrestling promotion #AOE at their FIRST SHOW at OUR HIGH SCHOOL. Link to purchase tickets have been sent out to students.
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Post by TeenyNorman on Apr 30, 2020 5:11:40 GMT -5
Okay so I was going to post small post everyday but I’ve been busy so today is going to be multiple post and tomorrow is the first shows of AOE.
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Post by TeenyNorman on May 1, 2020 2:22:51 GMT -5
UWEA’s BoobToob Channel
Shenanigans w/ Buddy Danger and Scuzzbucket
Scuzz: Um aye Buddy?
Buddy: Yes Scuzz?
Scuzz: Um looking at my map it says we are supposed to go towards ummm Fantasy High School.
Buddy: Yes that’s were I am driving us to Scuzz.
Scuzz: Yeah yeah but you see, you know about 2 hours ago when I first looked at the map?
Buddy: Yeah Scuzz?
Scuzz: Yeah umm turns out it was upside down...and backwards...
Buddy: It’s okay Scuzz so how far do you think we are?
Scuzz: Um perhaps about, 10 days...
Buddy: Welp, let’s hope we make it in time...
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Post by TeenyNorman on May 1, 2020 2:35:04 GMT -5
UWEA’s BoobToob Channel
Interview w/ Cutiepie
CP: Hello BoobToob viewers I am Cutiepie and today I am joined with latest AOE signee, Alexei Monstro! Welcome Alexei.
Alexei: Hello tiny American.
CP: Um actually I’m mixed but whatever. So I’ve been told that as of now, you are considered AOE World champion. Is this correct?
Alexei: Yes, they decide to put title on big strong Russian. Not weak American.
CP: But I have been told that at our first P4V Battle Royale you will wrestle the winner of the 10 man Royale in the beginning of the night, in the main event?
Alexei: Yes, but it doesn’t matter who wins, all will be crushed under my strength.
CP: Well, since you think you’re so strong...who do you think will win the Royale?
Alexei: It does not matter to me because they will fall under my greatness. Now you’ve wasted enough of my time tiny American, and if you want to see me crush tiny men watch AOE.
CP: HEY I HAD MORE QUESTIONS AND I’M NOT AMERICAN...I’M MIXED!!!
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Post by TeenyNorman on May 1, 2020 3:03:45 GMT -5
Reviver’s BoobToob Channel
Alive with Reviver Podcast w/ Tatters Gage
RG: So have you have you heard of UWEA’s newest wrestling promotion?
TG: Actually I have, and man have you seen their roster?
RG: Well yeah it’s filled with some top indie guys.
TG: Yeah it’s actually crazy how things have changed since we wrestled for UWEA.
RG: Yeah it’s going to be odd seeing their tag scene when they just start out.
TG: Well of course their is Diablo and Seraph right?
RG: Yeah but like they also have two indie guys who are like trailer park guys known as Numbskulls.
TG: Well who which of the two Indy teams are the tag champs?
RG: That’s what is interesting about this, the tag champs are these two guys..wait let me look up their names. Jackson Good and Massive Gaines.
TG: Massive Gains? Lemme see a picture of him, with a name like that he has to be big...yeah he is pretty big, maybe as big as Samson.
RG: Yeah but apparently they are the champs for now and will defend their title against one of the two previous mention teams at their P4V, get ready for this...Battle Royale.
TG: Woah the last time I heard that name was in 90s. God are they really bringing that back for their January Show?
RG: Well it’s better than in UWEA’s early days when they had Super Duper Show.
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Post by TeenyNorman on May 1, 2020 3:12:47 GMT -5
UWEA’s BoobToob Channel
Shenanigans w/ Buddy Danger and Scuzzbucket
Buddy: How’s it looking Scuzz?
Scuzz: It looks pretty good to me Buddy? Man the rock was pretty big.
Buddy: Um Scuzz...
Scuzz: Yeah?
Buddy: You hit a fence...
Scuzz: Ohhhh that explains this goat who’s been eating my pants.
Buddy: UGH why do all the other big wrestlers get nice buses to go to their shows?
Scuzz: I don’t know Buddy but what I do know is this trailer is ready to keep going.
Buddy: WELL WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR LET’S HIT THE ROAD!!!!
Goat: BAHHHHHH
Scuzz: Sorry little buddy you can’t come.
Goat: bahhhh
Buddy: Um Scuzz, why was his name little buddy?
Scuzz: Oh because his face reminded me of you.
Buddy: Just get in...
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Post by TeenyNorman on May 1, 2020 4:01:28 GMT -5
@allwrestling_news on DigiFoto
Picture: AOE Logo with title saying “5 Wrestlers Who Should Sign with AOE, and 5 Who Won’t”
Caption: So with UWEA bringing us a new wrestling promotion since the 90s, who should join the company? Well some of their roster has already been released but let’s talk about who should sign with the new promotion. Starting with who should join.
5. Carolina Strutter
Daughter of legendary Jet Set Stutter, why wouldn’t UWEA hire one of their former World champion’s daughter? And being the daughter of the legendary JSS, of course she’s naturally born to wrestle.
4. Szandor
Not really a wrestler but more of a manager, Szandor is one of the dirtiest heels on the indies and has some great in ring work. Although he might have better use as a manager, he can always put on a great show in the ring.
3. Wheelmen
Now this isn’t just one but two wrestlers but how could we leave them out. Two top tag team performers and a must for any tag division in a company. And could have a great story with Numbskulls in a battle of vehicles.
2. Eliza Brat
A girl who has a major following on DigiFoto and has shown an interest in competing in the ring with her supposed boyfriend and AOE signee, Richie B.
1. Lord Evermore
Evermore has posted on Chirpy that he would be making an appearance at AOE’s March month for the return of UWEA’s March Madness. It would be insane for UWEA to not sign the hottest superstar right now in the wrestling world.
Now that we have said who should be signed, let’s talk about who most likely wouldn’t.
5. Domingo
The massive bodybuilder has discussed working with AOE but saying he isn’t sure he would join unless he getting paid more than he does on the indies which is a hard bargain when he gains so much.
4. Silvergod
Former worker for UWEA, we’re not sure he would want to resign with them after his father’s death but there is a never say never in wrestling.
3. Reba Roughneck
The pro fighter is one of the recent fighters who has discussed wanting to quit professional fighting and begin a career in wrestling but the newly crowned Women’s champion in ACF(All Combat Fighting) won’t stop fighting soon.
2. Magdalena
One of the top female wrestlers in America right now, it doesn’t seem AOE or Magdalena will find a way to make a contract any time soon.
1. Any Wrestler from Japan’s Wrestling Scene
Japan’s wrestling business is booming right now. Giving out top 5 star matches between Haruki Enyu and Zeta Quade or top tag action from Total Harmony. Or even hire the legendary Grand Manga who help bring top wrestling back to Japan. Those don’t even include top names from Japan such as Bao Zhang, Bayonet, Cyber Blue, Flint Decker, Jin Kinji, and Shaolin Hero.
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Post by TeenyNorman on May 1, 2020 4:10:54 GMT -5
UWEA’s BoobToob Channel
Professor When Explains the Universe Ep. 1
PW: Hello fellow intellectuals I am Professor When and welcome to the first episode of Professor When Explains the Universe. In this episode we will be talking about the ideal way to win a Battle Royale. Now the last number has always given wrestlers a higher advantage at winning since they are the freshest wrestler but we have seen in the past like when HFK won after being the #1 draw. It has also been proven by Ace of Spades that you can win multiple Battle Royales. But the best way to win is to, and this is our little secret but, eliminate as many people without having to put in work. That way you stay fresh during the match and when you see two wrestlers duking it out, toss both of them over. And these are the tactics I will use to win this month’s Battle Royale.
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Post by TeenyNorman on May 1, 2020 4:27:57 GMT -5
Chirpy’s #AOE taglist
@uwea
#AOE will have it’s first show in 5 DAYS!!!!!
@officialgregorian
ZED WILL ARRIVE SOON #AOE
@flintdecker
Can’t wait for #AOE, exciting to see UWEA is going to have shows again!!!
@scuzz
5 Days till #AOE and about 10 Days way from me and @danger but we will make it!!! Hopefully...
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Post by TeenyNorman on May 1, 2020 4:50:55 GMT -5
UWEA’s BoobToob Channel
Creepy Vignette
We get eerie shots of the lifeless Zed making his way out of the church and onto the main street. It begins to rain with a thunderstorm with each flash of light showing Zed somewhere knew. The first showing him walking down the street getting stares from multiple people. The next showed him walking down a dark alley with someone coming behind him. It then flashed but the screen stayed black as we heard a man scream “AYE GIVE ME YOUR MONEY” only to hear a grunt from presumably Zed and then a loud snap noise. The lightning flash again except showing Zed walking out the alleyway and his hands covered in a red color. But he then looked up at a bright light, it was a billboard saying “AOE FIRST SHOW COMING IN DAYS!!”. The emotionless Zed gave off a grin and the last lightning strike ended the video, but not before showing a screen saying “ZED IS COMING”.
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Post by TeenyNorman on May 1, 2020 4:57:05 GMT -5
UWEA’s BoobToob Channel
Shenanigans w/ Buddy Danger and Scuzzbucket
Scuzz: Okay Buddy I think we’re close this time..
Buddy: You sure? Because last I checked 4 right turns make a circle?
Scuzz: Right turns? I said to make a left an hour ago?
Buddy: You said “wait you heard me, right?”
Scuzz: Yeah I said go left...
Buddy: Ughhhh never mind okay ill make a left.
Scuzz: Aye Buddy isn’t that the place?
Buddy: YES IT IS!!! FINALLY! Now to find our hotel, Scuzz where is it?
Scuzz: Um I thought we were sleeping in the trailer? That’s why I brought my pjs...
Buddy: Ugh lemme park and give me mine...
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