Teeny Norman’s Universal Wrestling Entertainment Association

[TeenyNorman]

@uwea on Chirpy

Tonight’s Thursday Night Spotlight will have TV champion Chester Blood facing Concrete Charlie and another message from Lord Evermore!!!

[TeenyNorman]

Month of Love
Thursday Night Spotlight @ High School Gym

1. Diablo vs Professor When(*1/2)
Diablo picks up the win over Professor When with Seraph in his corner.

2. Backstage Politics(***)
Backstage Richie B runs into Gunslinger who he calls a loser for not being able to beat Alexei. Gunslinger then calls him out for losing his title and at Battle Royale. But Alexei then showed up out of nowhere and told the two men that next week there will be a #1 Contender match between Richie and Gunslinger, winner faces Alexei at Valentine’s Day MASSACRE.

3. Numbskulls vs Over Knights(**1/2)
The match was a good match until Jackson Good suffered a broken cheekbone during the match and left Massive Gaines to finish the match by himself and get the win.

4. Wrestler Brag(***)
Lord Evermore gives another promo claiming to be the best wrestler in AOE.

5. TV Title Match(**1/2)
It seems that this month is Concrete Charlie’s month because he beats Chester Blood and wins the TV title.

[TeenyNorman]

UWEA’s BoobToob Channel
Shenanigans w/ Buddy Danger and Scuzzbucket

Buddy: Um Scuzz...

Scuzz: Quiet Bud I’m trying to spy on the girl’s locker room.

Buddy: Yeah but Scu-

Scuzz: Buddy, I said, be quiet. Like look at that one, ain’t she a pretty one?

Buddy: Scuzz that’s Alexei’s personally locker room...and that’s his butt...

Scuzz: That explains why I heard Russian music earlier...welp Buddy we may never mention this again.

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Month of Love
Sports Entertainment LIVE @ Banquet Hall

1. #1 Contender Tag Match(**1/2)
Although last time Numbskulls failed to beat H2H, this time they got the win and are headed to Valentine’s Day MASSACRE for a title match.

2. Wrestler Challenge(***1/2)
Lord Evermore cuts a promo calling out current champ Alexei Monstro and says he doesn’t care if he has to face Gunslinger, Richie B, or Alexei. He will even go through the whole roster just to hold the gold.

3. Chester Blood vs Roberto Samba(**1/2)
Just two weeks ago these men were partners but now they face each other for a TV title shot. Chester picked up the win and a guaranteed rematch against Concrete Charlie.

4. #1 Contender Match for the Cruiserweight Title(**)
The Professor beats Grimcraft with the Bootstrap Paradox and is facing Timmy Tough at Valentine’s Day MASSACRE.

5. #1 Contender Match for the World Title(***)
Gunslinger beats the arrogant Richie B and is getting a rematch but this time he will be fresh and not have to compete in a match the same night. Will it be a game changer?

[TeenyNorman]

UWEA’s BoobToob Channel
Interview w/ Cutie Pie

CP: Hello I am Cutie Pie and I am here with Richie B after his lost against Gunsling-

Richie: SHUT UP, I had that match won. I had him up for the Trust Fund Baby.

CP: Um Richie?

Richie: WHAT!?

CP: Who do you think will win the main event at Valentine’s Day MASSACRE?

Richie: Who the fuck cares, and fuck it!! IF I GET IN TROUBLE FOR THIS THAN FUCK YOU!!

CP: Wait Richie before you leave...

Richie: WHAT!!

CP: what are your upcoming plans to capture gold?

Richie: You wanna know what my plans are? I am signing up for March Madness and I will win the 8 man tournament and beat Lord Evermore if he makes it to the finals, then I will face Alexei at Champ Clash and beat him for the title. Now get the fuck out of my face.

CP: Um this has been Cutie Pie and tune into Valentine’s Day MASSACRE...

[TeenyNorman]

Month of Love
Valentine’s Day Massacre @ Fairgrounds

1. Mixed Tag Team Match(**1/2)
Lord Evermore made his debut along with Lady Evermore, aka Autumn, against the team of Grimcraft and Rhiannon. Of course the real couple picked up the win and put on a strong showing in their debut.

2. Tag Title Match(**1/2)
Over Knights beat Numbskulls again. With Jackson Good barely working in the match due to his injury.

3. Comedic Sketch(**)
A sketch between Magdalena and Mother Mercy backstage quickly turned from a near fight to a dance competition with Jolly Foo coming in and starting a dance off which both women burst into laughing and joined him.

4. Richie B vs The Enhancer(dud)
A quick match for Richie B. He beat The Enhancer quick with the Trust Fund Baby and then stormed out of the arena, not even letting the ref raise his arm in victory!

5. Cruiserweight Title Match(*1/2)
The Professor beat Timmy with the Bootstrap Paradox in an okay match. And becoming the new champion.

6. Wrestler Challenge(***)
Chester Blood is seen backstage where he challenges Concrete Charlie to a TV title match next week on Showtime.

7. World Title Match(***1/2)
Better than last month’s match not only in star rating but Gunslinger who beat Alexei with Redemption. Will Alexei sign up for March Madness?

[TeenyNorman]

Reviver’s BoobToob Channel
Alive with Reviver Podcast w/ Silver Son

RG: So have you been watching AOE recently?

SS: YES, I actually have.

RG: SO what did you think of their recent P4Vs?

SS: They have actually been good, nothing like what they do in Japan but still some really good stuff.

RG: Oh yeah of course, they’re not at that level yet but let’s talk about the upcoming March Madness.

SS: I remember when I wrestled for UWEA and wrestling at March Madness. My opponent was actually Slashmaster for my opening match but then again we had just finished our feud.

RG: Yeah I was put into March Madness also but let’s talk about some of the main competitors. So there is the obvious ones such as Lord Evermore and Richie B. Now these are the top two picks with Alexei being there too if he decides to be in the tournament but it looks like from reports he will have a rematch against Gunslinger at March Madness.

SS: Yeah that’s a good idea to build on their feud. But I think the best person to win the March Madness would probably be Richie. Like cmon he lost his title, lost his match against Gunslinger, he needs a major win. And why not book him against Gunslinger in the main event of Champ Clash?

RG: That would be interesting to see but with the TV title and Cruiserweight title not being defend on March Madness do you think any one of them would sign up.

SS: They might but I doubt they would win. Make the winner a guy without a title you know.

RG: Yeah yeah of course, well we are going to go into commercial break but when you come back we will be discussing the talk about Magdalena joining AOE, AOE’s lack of tag teams right now, and upcoming talent who AOE might sign. 

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Road to Champ Clash
Showtime @ Banquet Hall

1. Claymore the Brave vs Sherman Turk(*1/2)
Claymore gets a win after hitting the Lacerator and declares that he is entering the March Madness Tournament.

2. Interview w/ Cutie Pie(**1/2)
Cutie Pie interviews Alexei on if he will be in the March Madness Tournament or get his rematch in which he responds that at March Madness he will get his rematch.

3. Lord Evermore vs Timmy Tough(**)
To build the momentum, Lord Evermore squashes former Cruiserweight champion in a good match.

4. #1 Contender Match(*1/2)
Candy Cotton defeats Autumn to get her match she missed since January against Mother Mercy and will face Mother Mercy next week.

5. TV Title Match(**)
Concrete Charlie defeats Chester Blood in a rematch with the Mugshot and announces that he will enter the March Madness Tournament.

[TeenyNorman]

@allwrestling_news on DigiFoto

Picture: AOE Logo with title saying “Why this AOE wrestler hasn’t been on AOE yet”

Caption: For those who remember, Zed’s debut has been built up for a big monster yet he has not made a debut or match appearance yet. It has been said that AOE is waiting for his to come in for a big main event push for the wrestler but will he make a surprise debut in March Madness? We won’t know now but soon we will hopefully. #AOE #ZED #marchmaniabound

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Road to Champ Clash
Thursday Night Spotlight @ High School Gym

1. Roberto Samba vs Jolly Foo(**)
Samba beat the jolly man with a Triangle Choke in a good opener.

2. Creepy Vignette(**)
Zed makes an appearance in new vignette not on BoobToob yet. Fans love it.

3. #1 Contender Tag Match(**1/2)
H2H beat Numbskulls and will get a title match at March Madness.

4. Interview w/ Cutie Pie(**1/2)
Cutie Pie interviews Gunslinger on his thoughts on Alexei Monstro which he calls a good for nothing, ungrateful Russian who will not win his title back.

5. Ladies Title Match(***)
The match that was supposed to happen at Battle Royale but was changed due to an injury finally took place and Candy was able to wear and tear Mercy due to hit a Beautiful Disaster and win the title, Magdalena came down and the two celebrated.

[TeenyNorman]

UWEA’s BoobToob Channel
Top News before Sports Entertainment Live

CP: Hello I am Cutie Pie and I am joined with son of the legendary Mr. Codger, Rod Codger!!!

RC: Hello AOE fans this will start to become a weekly thing so prepare to see me more.

CP: Yes but we are here to talk about the big news before tonight’s go home show before March Madness.

RC: Yes first news is big tag match before the main event!!

CP: Yes the team of Gunslinger and Lord Evermore will face Alexei Monstro and Richie B in what will be a great tag match!

RC: Of course when you have some of the top men in this company, it’s just the formula for a good match but the main event will see Professor When defending his Cruiserweight title in a rematch from Valentine’s Day MASSACRE.

CP: And that is the big news before Sports Entertainment Live that you can watch LIVE on our BoobToob channel.

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Road to Champ Clash
Sports Entertainment LIVE @ Banquet Hall

1. Tag Team Swagger(**1/2)
Over Knights brag about being the most over team in AOE! And how they will beat H2H again.

2. Autumn vs Rhiannon(*1/2)
A match for the ladies division between two women we’ve barely seen in the ladies division. Rhiannon got the win with the Drop the Beat in an okay match.

3. Sneak Attack(***)
Concrete Charlie was seen backstage walking to the ring when he was jumped by Chester Blood and beaten. He suffered an injury and will be out with a busted leg for a week.

4. Gunslinger & Lord Evermore vs Alexei Monstro & Richie B(**1/2)
In a good match, the good guys and bad guys traded momentum till Alexei suffered an injured cheekbone and Richie was left in the ring with Gunslinger who hit a Redemption and the good guys got the win.

5. Cruiserweight Title Match(*1/2)
Professor When retains his title and beats Timmy.

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Chirpy’s #marchmadnessbound taglist

@lordevermore
This weekend I will make it to the finals #marchmadnessbound

@richiebillions
This weekend I will win March Madness and take the title from either Gunslinger or Alexei #marchmadnessbound

Chester Blood
This weekend I will be the first Blood family member to win March Madness #marchmadnessbound

@foo
This weekend I will dance on all my opponents and get a title shot #marchmadnessbound

@fauntleroywhen
This weekend I will put my brain to the test and show that my brain will lead me to a victory and being the first 2 title holder in AOE! #marchmadnessbound

Claymore the Brave
This weekend I will show I have what it takes to be a champion and why I am brave #marchmadnessbound

@robertosamba
This weekend I will show off my skills and make everyone tap out while I move through the brackets and make Alexei or Gunslinger tap #marchmadnessbound

@official_numbs
WE DON’T CARE IF ITS @scuzz OR @danger ONE OF US WILL BE CHAMPIONS #marchmadnessbound

@uwea
With March Madness tournament coming up and taking place in the Boston Arena, let’s reveal the matches. Round 1 includes Claymore the Brave vs Lord Evermore and Richie B vs Roberto Samba in opposite sides of their respected brackets. The winner of Claymore vs Evermore will face the winner of Cruiserweight champion Professor When and Chester Blood who will take Concrete Charlie’s place. The winner of Richie vs Roberto will face the winner Jolly Foo taking on one of the Numbskulls. We will who see who’s #marchmadnessbound and who’s headed to Champ Clash!

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Road to Champ Clash
March Madness @ Boston Arena 

1. Round 1: Claymore the Brave vs Lord Evermore(**1/2)
Lord Evermore beat Claymore in the first match of the tournament and moves on but actually gave his opponent a handshake after the match in a sign of respect for his great battle.

2. Round 1: Chester Blood vs Professor When(**)
The Professor was able to get the win over Chester with a distraction from Charlie and used his brains to his a Bootstrap Paradox at the right time and will face Lord Evermore next.

3. Round 1: Richie B vs Roberto Samaba(**1/2)
Roberto almost got the win but while locking in the Triangle Choke, Richie reversed it into a Trust Fund Baby and get the win.

4. Round 1: Scuzzbucket vs Jolly Foo(*1/2)
The worst round 1 match, the tournament, and the whole show, we saw the dumb Scuzz lose to Jolly Foo quick in a clean win after a Jolly Style.

5. Tag Title Match(**1/2)
A break from the tournament, Over Knights again beat H2H.

6. Semi-Finals: Lord Evermore vs Professor When(**1/2)
A face vs face match, the crowd didn’t know who the cheer more but Lord Evermore got the win with the Oathbreaker in a close match.

7. Semi-Finals: Richie B vs Jolly Foo(**)
Unlike the first match, Richie B didn’t win by luck and rather win an easy win after hitting the Trust Fund Baby. Fans actually cheered Jolly Foo in this match to be winner instead of the egotistical Richie. Either way he’s moving up and facing Evermore in the finals.

8. World Title Match(***)
Gunslinger was able to retain his title against Alexei in the final of their trilogy of matches. Leaving fans divided on which match was better but now Gunslinger must keep his sights on getting ready to face the winner of March Madness.

9. Finals: Lord Evermore vs Richie B(***)
In a tie with best match of the night along with Gunslinger vs Alexei, these two men went all out. But it would be Richie B who got the win with the Trust Fund Baby and is ready for Gunslinger at Champ Clash.

[TeenyNorman]

Breaking Kay Fabe
With Teeny Norman

    Hi this is a new segment not included in any games but just like a mini diary thing. If anyone reading has a question or anything just quote this post and I will answer most likely in messages or out of kayfabe in this thread. But I just want to say how well everything has gone. None of these matches have I put a card to push a certain wrestler and all the results have been in the game. It’s actually really great. But I will most likely be popping in and out right now but what is your favorite wrestler from UWEA and who will you like to see be added onto the roster soon?