January 7th, 2020, Boston, MA
Attendance: 300
AOE Presents...
SHOWTIME!!!
CS: Welcome everyone, to the very first episode of AOE programming! I'm Chet Skye joined alongside my broadcast colleague and famed wrestler Jesse Wild, and we are geared up for a historic night of action!
JW: You got that right Chet, in just a few minutes the entire wrestling industry will be changed forever!
CS: For those who have not seen our BoobToob channel, Richie Billions was crowned the first AOE Television champion by our commissioner, Ronnie Believer, only to get immediately thrust into a title defence against the wild and unorthodox Komodo.
JW: Also tonight, we will see the return of Slashmaster after over 20 years out of wrestling!
CS: And don't forget, on AOE's BoobToob channel, Mother Mercy is set on finding a worthy challenger for her AOE Ladies title and we will see that search start tonight with two of the best ladies wrestlers from across America, Destiny and Carolina Strutter.
JW: I just can't wait to get started with the action, so let's take it to our ring announcer, Pelvis Pressly, for the first ever match here in Action Only Wrestling!
PP: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
One Fall!
Introducing first, hailing from the land of El Infierno, weighing in at 190 lbs, DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIABLOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Immediately the mood shifts as Diablo makes his way to the ring, the crowd's mood shifts from hyped to scared, as Diablo makes his way out in his signature black tights with flames on them and his red and black mask with the devil horns he made famous in Mexico. His wrists and hands are taped in black, and he sports a long beard, which we have not seen before from the luchador. He lunges at fans as he slowly makes his way down the entrance way, then stops and leaps from the bottom ring step, over the post, and straight into the ring.
And his opponent, from the familiarity of Your Mom's Backyard, weighing 180 lbs, SCUUUUUUUUUUUUZBUCKET!!
The mood changes once again as the slow and daunting theme of Diablo is replaced by the hard rock theme of Scuzzbucket. He comes out in his green street pants, made famous over the years by Scuzzbucket after deciding that regular attire was too uncomfortable. He carries with him a bottle of Korona Exxtra and the lighter he typically uses to burn the face of his unfortunate opponent. He surely takes his time on his way to the ring, pouring beer on people as they chant for him. Scuzzbucket is certainly no stranger to many different opponents, but he's never faced Diablo...
Getting Things Started: The tension starts to mount between the two, as they meet in the center of the ring. Diablo gets the early advantage, busting out one of his patented moves he calls the "Fire From Hell"; he rakes Scuzzbucket's eyes, spins him around whips him into the ropes, nails a dropkick, and then executes a painful looking ankle lock. Scuzzbucket desperately needs something here to survive...
Mounting A Comeback: Diablo takes to the air on Scuzzbucket, hitting him with vicious flips and various kicks, but a moonsault gone wrong allows Scuzzbucket to capitalize and throw his signature "ScuzzRocket"; a standing cannonball after hitting the ropes for momentum. Diablo is now the one in trouble, but Scuzzbucket is still hurt, and needs to end it quickly if he wants to have a chance.
Speed It Up: Scuzzbucket realizes what he needs to do, and starts wailing on his opponent. Diablo is knocked down with a forearm. Scuzzbucket then takes to the air to deliver a top rope senton. Diablo tries to recover and hit a lariat, but Scuzzbucket hits him first with a hard kick to the ribs. Scuzzbucket continues to pick up the pace, not allowing Diablo a chance to recover, until...
Mistakes Were Made: Scuzzbucket decides to wait a little to long before attempting to hit his finisher, the Human Wreckage, and Diablo knocks him off the top. Diablo puts the boots to Scuzzbucket, trying to buy himself a moment to rest. Scuzzbucket is too fast though, and is able to connect with a frontflip kick to Diablo. Scuzzbucket manages to set Diablo up again, and then...
A Thing Of Beauty: Scuzzbucket attemps the Human Wreckage for a second time, and unlike the last time. he was successful. He makes it to the top, runs on top of the ropes for one full rotation around the ring, before hitting a lighning fast 630 splash that nearly breaks Scuzzbucket's neck. Nonetheless, he is able to get the win over Diablo.
CS: What a match! You bet that the Cruiserweight champion, Seraph, is paying close attention to this match.
That's when Scuzzbucket grabs a mic from the ringside area.
SB: I'm going to keep this short and sweet. Seraph, you know I haven't had any problems with you. But if you were watching that match, you should have seen just how worthy I am. I am the best drunk wrestler here in AOE and if you have enough balls, you'll answer my challenge to face you next week for your title!
JW: Scuzzbucket made a statement with that. We'll have to wait for next week to see if Seraph will except the challenge or not!
CS: All I can say is that I hope that we see more from these two in the future.
JW: Now, we are preparing for an exciting moment, one that will go down in infamy. Next up, the "Zombie Reaper" Slashmaster will return to action after over 20 years out of the ring!
CS: And I can guarantee you this Jess, there is no one that is not anticipating the electricity when Slashmaster arrives here.
PP: The following contest is shceduled for one fall!
One Fall!PP: Introducing first, travelling long and far from your local city, weighing somewhere between 5 and 500 pounds, he is The ENHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCER!!!
The Enhancer walks out, timid as always, to his signature theme, which he calls the Rise of the Enhancer Nation. The fans can immediately see just how bad this guy is, and that he is nor probably, but going to get killed in about 30 seconds. He is wearing a blue singlet with an E on the front in AOE, different from his blue trunks with the E on the ass elsewhere, such as RnR. He sports a blue mask with a gold trim, and is giving what is possibly the smuggest shit-eating grin the world has ever seen. Once he reaches the ring he asks for a mic.TE: For much too long now I have been picked on and beaten up! I have travelled all around the world in search of talent, and they are nothing but bullies and imbeciles! I'm here to finally find worthy competition! All I want is to have a serviceable match with a decent opponent! And I won't stop until I have found what I am lo...
The Enhancer's words are drowned out by the sound of a large bell ringing. PP: And his opponent, straight out of Your Worst Nightmare, weighing by god almighty, The SLAAAAAAAAAAAASHMASTERRRRRRR!!!
For the first time in 20 years, the crowd is electric as we hear Hell's Bell's by DC/AC, as the legendary Slashmaster is back headed towards the ring. He seems to have gained a considerable amount of weight since we last saw him in an ABCW ring. His face is still hidden by his long, now greying hair. He still wears his black body suit, with very questionable rips that definitely come from the fact that he spent the past 20 years in the depths of hell. He's wearing the red gloves, famously worn in his title match against Ace Of Spades at Summer Smash '98. He walks slowly to the ring, letting the rest of the fans take in the monster that they're seeing. The Enhancer is seen trying to run away, put being pulled back in by the Slashmaster.
Ding Ding Ding!
Don't Look Away: The second The Enhancer turns his back to pose for the crowd, Slashmaster takes advantage, nailing the Enhancer with a devastating forearm, which sends Enhancer crashing to the mat. Slash then follows up with two bone crushing stomps, and an elbow drop that forces Enhancer to roll out of the ring to recooperate.
Stop! He's Already Dead!: It turns out The Enhancer should have just ran away, as Slashmaster beats him from pillar to post with punches. He is easily able to pick him up and drop him on his head with the Gravedigger (Tombstone Piledriver) for the win.
CS: Look at that Jess, Slashmaster hasn't skipped a beat! He just made an ass out of The Enhancer.
JW: It's going to be interesting if he can find his way into the world title picture for sure.
PP: The next contest is scheduled for one fall!
One Fall!
PP: Introducing first, from the confines of The Gym, weighing a beefy 290 lbs, one half of the AOE Tag Team champions, MASSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE GAINES!!!!!
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The crowd is very mixed as Massive Gaines makes his way down to the ring, with many people loving his degenerate nature while some find him arrogant. Gaines himself doesn't care what the fans think of him, as in his mind he can do whatever he wants, whenever he wants. He struts his way down to the ring behind his 80s generic rap music, taking time to interact with the fans, whether they cheer or boo him. He enters the ring with confidence, the AOE Tag Team title glistening over his shoulder, the lights reflecting beautifully on the plate.)
PP: And his opponent, from Music City, weighing 185 lbs, MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX HARMONYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
