PWN - 1990

[The Niz]

Wrestler of the Year

LAZER

Tag Team of the Year

THOMPSON CREW

Woman of the Year

VALKYRIE

Most Popular Wrestler

LAZER

Most Hated Wrestler

CADAVER

Best Win-Loss Record

MUTANT 9 (20-0)

Worst Win-Loss Record

BRUTE (2-12)

[The Niz]

The night after the End of Year Awards PWN hosted their final show of the year: Beyond Wardome. It was probably a poor idea to schedule these nights right after eachother, as most lower-card wrestlers partied pretty hard at the award ceremony and it shows in their performance.

Match 1

Ladder Match

Red Pirate Rogers VS Tonto Loco VS Starboy

Apart from Orion Northstar there were three other men who held the Cruiserweight Championship in 1990. Each of them gets one more chance to prove that they can carry the division on their back, as the winner of this match will get another shot at the gold.

Starboy and Rogers give it everything they've got, but the opportunistic Tonto Loco would pick his spot and climb the ladder while his two opponents were occupied.

Winner: Tonto Loco

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Match 2

PWN World's Tag Team Championship

King V & Brit Buckingham VS Toxic Terror (C)

King V and Brit would kick Tennis Pro to the curb after Survival of the Fittest and their luck turned in an instant. An impressive victory over Doberman Duke and Beastheart would put them in a number one contender's match against the Neon Express, who would also succumb to the royal rasslers.

Toxic Terror would prove to be cut from a different cloth and wiped the floor with this team. Once he noticed that there was no way he would be victorious King V walked out and left his partner to fend for himself.

Winners and STILL Tag Team Champions: Toxic Terror

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Match 3

O'Hooligan VS The Doberman

The Doberman had heard the comments O'Hooligan made at Survival of the Fittest and went to management to request a chance to shut him up. The Bastardtown native's amazing skills on the mic would not translate to the ring and the Doberman made quick work of him.

Winner: The Doberman

**

Match 4

PWN Television Championship

Magnus Muscle VS Cabb (C)

Magnus Muscle was one of the few wrestlers that behaved himself like a true pro at the previous day's afterparty and left early, got a good night of sleep and was ready to compete tonight. Cabb didn't miss a single party and drank every last drop of alcohol he could get his hands on, but his hangover only seemed to piss him off and increase his intensity.

In what many called the match of the night these two exchanged slams, suplexes and submission holds untill one man could not get back to his feet.

Winner and NEW Television Champion: Magnus Muscle

****

Lazer & Flex Re-Unite

Lazer and Flex run into eachother backstage and have an akward conversation. Flex congratulates Lazer on his awards and apologizes for turning his back on him. Lazer in turn apologizes for neglecting Flex when they were still a tag-team and laments the fact that neither one of them have been booked on tonight's card. The two shake hands and make a pact to be better in 1991.

***

Match 5

PWN World's Heavyweight Championship

Casket Match

Cadaver VS Undermaster (C)

PWN wanted to send their fans home happy at the conclusion of their show, but how were they going to get people to cheer the man who had just beaten the most popular wrestler on the roster? By booking him against the most hated man of the year of course!

Cadaver began targeting Undermaster with promos and vignettes reminiscent of those Undermaster did himself at the beginning of the year. When Cadaver threatened to peel back the curtain and tell the fans about the man behind the Undermaster gimmick his request for a championship match was granted. The ante was upped even further when Undermaster revealed that they would face off in a Casket Match.

Buzzsaw had not been seen again after he was stuffed in a coffin at Champ Clash, so fans wondered how long it would take before they would see Cadaver again after he met a similar fate.

Winner and STILL World Champion: Undermaster

***

[The Niz]

Match 1

PWN World's Tag Team Championship

Lazer & Flex VS Toxic Terror (C)

The tag team champions took a backseat in terms of importance in this opening, as this story was all about Lazer and Flex. The two had recently re-united and both had their own unique issues with the Undermaster's underlings. Although Lazer and Flex had teamed before in the past, the last time they were on the same side of the ring together was months ago.

Over the course of the match Deltoid and his partner got back into a groove, using their old tag team manouvers and gaining more and more trust in eachother, while the crowd got behind them. Feeding of this energy they started gaining more and more ground on their opponents and it was Flex who would hand the Mutants their first loss.

Winners and NEW Tag Team Champions: Lazer & Flex

****

Match 2

Aurora VS Gothica

Auntie Voodoo had finally beaten Valkyrie for the PWN Ladies World Championship. With the former champion temporarily out of commission her rematch would have to wait and a new challlenger had to stand up. Aurora still holds a pinfall victory over Voodoo from last year's Survival of the Fittest, so she was the logical choice.

The Trifecta was not about to let this happen and Gothica stepped up to keep Aurora away from the title. She had little success, as Aurora outclassed her in every conceivable way.

Winner: Aurora

**

Domi-Nation

Next up Dr. B made a shocking return to PWN. There were already rumours that he would appear on the show, but most people expected him to be in the Battle Royal. Yet here he was, with a completely different look and demanding to be called Big Bad Doctor.

The Doctor says that he is done being disrespected and that there are others who feel just like him. The Hunk, Jupiter, Notorious BB and 2-Zap join the Big Bad Doctor on the stage and all five of them raise their fist in the air.

****

Match 3

PWN World's Heavyweight Championship

The Doberman VS Undermaster (C)

The Doberman's music hits, but he doesn't appear. The music plays again and yet, still no Doberman. The crowd is confused and after a few seconds of dead air the Undermaster's music hits and the champion slowly makes his way to the ring. Undermaster and the referee have a conversation, after which the official signals for the bell and gets ready to count to 10.

Then the Doberman appears at the top of the stage, clearly out of sorts. His left eye black and swollen, blood coming out of his mouth and his normally pristine white gear singed and covered in soot. Doberman barely beats the 10-count, but walks straight into a Gravedigger and this match is over in seconds.

Undermaster is still puzzled by what just happened, but asks for his belt. Suddenly jets of fire spout from all four corners of the ring and the Undermaster flinces. He takes a few steps back and bumps into the mysterious person that has just appeared, seemingly from out of nowhere. Undermaster turns around and looks straight into the eyes of the demonic looking figure. The champion is perplexed and as he is about to say something the wrestler we now know as Dark Mauler picks him up and hits him with a Gravedigger of his own.

Winner and STILL World Champion: Undermaster

*

Match 4

20-Man Battle Royal

Beastheart VS Mercenary VS Beer Can Man VS Brit Buckingham VS Yuppie VP VS Mr. Tycoon VS El Presidente VS Cabb VS Magnus Muscle VS Chet Skye VS Jet Set Strutter VS Cadaver VS Jessie Wilde VS Pierre the Enormous VS Freedom Fighter VS Magnifico VS MC Frosty VS Orion Northstar VS Reptile Ranger VS Tatters Gage

Beastheart, Mercenary, Beer Can Man and Brit Buckingham are already in the ring and every 3 minutes a new man will enter the match untill all twenty men have joined the field. Eliminations take place when a wrestlers gets thrown over the top rope, with both feet touching the floor. The final man left in the ring will be declared the winner.

Beastheart eliminates Brit Buckingham

Entrant #5: Yuppie VP

Entrant #6: Mr. Tycoon

Mercenary eliminates Yuppie VP

Entrant #7: El Presidente

Mercenary eliminates Beer Can Man

Entrant #8: Cabb

Entrant #9: Magnus Muscle (PWN Television Champion)

Magnus Muscle eliminates Mr. Tycoon

Magnus Muscle eliminates Cabb

Entrant #10: Chet Skye

Entrant #11: Jet Set Strutter

Entrant #12: Jessie Wilde

Magnus Muscle eliminates El Presidente

Entrant #13: Cadaver

Entrant #14: Pierre the Enormous

Pierre the Enormous eliminates Chet Skye

Pierre the Enormous eliminates Jessie Wilde

Pierre the Enormous eliminates Cadaver

Entrant #15: Freedom Fighter

Pierre the Enormous eliminates Freedom Fighter

Entrant #16: Magnifico

Entrant #17: MC Frosty

Entrant #18: Orion Northstar (PWN Cruiserweight Champion)

Orion Northstar eliminates MC Frosty

Magnifico eliminates Orion Northstar

Jet Set Strutter eliminates Magnus Muscle

Entrant #19: Reptile Ranger

Reptile Ranger eliminates Beastheart

Entrant #20: Tatters Gage

Jet Set Strutter eliminates Magnifico

Pierre the Enormous eliminates Reptile Ranger

Mercenary eliminates Jet Set Strutter

Pierre the Enormous eliminates Tatters Gage

Mercenary eliminates Pierre the Enormous

Winner: Mercenary

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