Teeny Norman’s Team Battleground

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Team Rankings
1. Babyface Central(11-2-2)
2. Varsity U(7-5-2)
3. Heel City(6-8-1)
4. The Dojo(2-11-1)

Not much changing in the rankings for the first week of wild card matchups except for the records with Babyface Central leading by 9 wins. With Varsity U behind by a massive 7 win difference. And for #3 and #4 who now are now having both more loses than wins. Can Heel City and The Dojo get out the hole? Or will it be impossible to catch up? Tune into next week’s wild card matches to find out!

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Week 10

This week’s wild card match ups include a big 3 on 3 main event between Varsity U and The Dojo. And Pelvis Pressly gets another chance to prove himself against Babyface Central’s Rad Racer. Speaking of second chances, Keith Blood is also in a match tonight against The Dojo’s Max Attack. Don’t change the channel cause tonight is bound to be fireworks.

Max Attack vs Keith Blood
It’s Keith’s night tonight now that he has a chance at redemption against the #4 team’s Max Attack. Unfortunately the wild card matchup wasn’t sweet towards Keith because he did not get offense in. Max’s speed and power caused trouble for Keith in beginning and carried on until the end. Max Attack is the winner.

Ruffian vs Red Pirate Rodgers
In Red Pirate Rodger’s first 1-on-1 match of the season, he faces against Varsity U’s tough guy Ruffian. During the match, you can tell why Rodgers wasn’t in any 1-on-1 matches because he was getting rag dolled by Ruffian. Ruffian also made sure to tell everyone watching at home and especially Michael T. Wolf that he’s coming to the season finale stronger and better than ever. Ruffian is the winner.

Rad Racer vs Pelvis Pressly
Babyface Central’s Red Pirate Rodgers might not have won his match but Rad Racer was sure to get the win for his time. But Heel City’s Pelvis Pressly was trying to show that he could get a win. However, like last week, Pelvis had trouble keeping up with the speed of Rad Racer who landed his Tail Whip. Rad Racer is the winner.

Valedictorian & Herman the Nerd & Waldo the Dweeb vs Tennis Pro & Johnny Kobra & Cutthroat Carter
This was it. Tonight’s big main event. Varsity U’s Valedictorian, Herman the Nerd, and Waldo the Dweeb facing off against The Dojo’s Tennis Pro, Johnny Kobra, and Cutthroat Carter. The Dojo’s plan was obvious in the beginning, team up on Valedictorian and then bully the nerds. Which was working in the beginning but then in the final stretch Valedictorian made a comeback. Valedictorian took out everyone of The Dojo’s members then hit the Savage Elbow on Tennis Pro. Valedictorian & Herman the Nerd & Waldo the Dweeb are the winners.

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Team Rankings
1. Babyface Central(12-3-2)
2. Varsity U(9-5-2)
3. Heel City(6-10-1)
4. The Dojo(3-12-1)

Same as the week before, no changes in the team rankings. But the records have made a big change with Babyface Central’s first lose since Week 3! Speaking of records being broken, The Dojo got its first win since Week 7. But just one win will not help them pass Heel City. Speaking of Heel City, tune into the go home show before the season finale with another massive 3 on 3 main event featuring Heel City facing Babyface Central.

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Week 11

The go home show and final wild card weekend for the first season of Team Battleground. Opening the show is a tune up match for Ruffian against The Dojo’s Max Attack. But Ruffian isn’t the only one with a tune up match because tonight Michael T. Wolf is facing Johnny Kobra. And don’t forget that in tonight’s main event the faces will face the heels in a 3 on 3 tag match!

Max Attack vs Ruffian
Max’s speed wasn’t working out for him tonight. Ruffian was able to slow Max down with lots of submission holds. Ruffian is the winner.

Michael T. Wolf vs Johnny Kobra
The second and final tune up match tonight. Michael was able to rag doll Johnny at will but Johnny did not play fair. Using joint locks and illegal holds when the ref wasn’t looking. But Michael was able to hit The Howling. Michael T. Wolf is the winner.

Cutthroat Carter vs Pat Cabbage
Seeming to be a theme for tonight’s wild card match ups. Very technical matches but with the heel using evil tactics to try getting the upper hand. Pat was able to overcome these problems against Carter and get the win. Pat Cabbage is the winner.

Star Boy & Arizona Chance & Red Pirate Rodgers vs Dr. B & Cesar Sleaze & Dizzy Lixx
A match between the two biggest teams. At one point both of these teams were #1 at some point this season. Babyface Central being the recent #1. And Heel City dropping down to #3. But tonight the best progressed cause Babyface Central got it done. Star Boy, Arizona Chance, and Red Pirate Rodgers are the winners.

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Final Team Rankings
1. Babyface Central(14-3-2)
2. Varsity U(11-5-2)
3. Heel City(6-11-1)
4. The Dojo(3-15-1)

Welp with the final week done with. It is clear that Babyface Central is the winner of this season’s Team Battleground. After the season finale there were will be a season recap and stats from this season. Besides the grudge match between Ruffian and Michael T. Wolf, Rad Racer and Pat Cabbage will be facing against each other to see who will stay on Babyface Central for the next season because in the next season we will be bringing lady wrestlers. And only one of them can be the TV champion anyways. Speaking of the next season, also on the season finale the commissioner Mr. Fantasy will announce next seasons new 3 leaders who will face off Babyface Central for the titles.

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Week 12

This is it! Season 1’s big season finale! Not much to say except enjoy the show!

P4V Commercial
A commercial showing Star Boy with the world title, Arizona Chance & Red Pirate Rodgers with the tag team titles, and PRINCESS STARBRIGHT with the ladies title. The commercial promoting next seasons Team Battleground.

Rad Racer vs Pat Cabbage (TV Title Match)
The former teammates did not shy away from a gun fight. Both men wanting to stay on the team for next season and be the TV champion. But as all of Rad Racer’s matches go, his speedy style was stopped by submissive holds and leg attacks. In the end Pat Cabbage was able to set up his finishing move, the Garbage Pail Driver. Pat Cabbage is the winner and is your TV champion for Babyface Central!

Major Announcement
“Honest” Al makes his way down the ramp and into the ring with a microphone in hand. He prepares for the major announcement...
“Honest” Al: STRAIGHT FROM KREMLIN, HAVE YOUR GAURD UP, BECAUSE HE SEES RED! IT IS HAMMMMMMERHEAD!!!
The crowd is filled boos while Hammerhead emerges from the shadows. And makes his way to the ring.
“Honest” Al: AND IN THIS CORNER...DESTINY HAS FORETOLD HIS RISE FOR THIS NATURAL BORN LEADER OF THE PACK, FROM THE PLAINS DOWN IN AFRICA. HE IS MIGHTYYYYYYY LEEEEEEEEEEEOH!!!!!
The crowd erupts with cheers for the fiery cat who lets out a mighty roar while he makes it to the ring.
“Honest” Al: AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST...SHE IS THE QUEEN OF GHOULS AND BRINGS HER SEXY APPEAL AND WIT TO THE RING! IF YOU GET IN HER WAY YOU MAY JUST END UP 6 FEET UNDER...SHE IS GOTHICA!!
The crowd is a mix of cheers from the men and boos from the little kids who are scared of this ghoulish female. She blows the crowd a kiss once she makes it to the ring.
“Honest” Al: THESE 3 WRESTLERS WILL BE APART OF NEXT SEASON’S TEAM BATTLEGROUND TEAMS!! MARK YOUR CALENDARS BECAUSE THE NEXT SEASON WILL BE COMING IN THE NEXT FEW MONTHS!!!
The cameras pan to the crowd cheering and cuts to commercial.

Ruffian vs Michael T. Wolf (Bull Rope Match)
The two rivals are strapped up and the ref rings the bell. Michael tries to use his strength to pull Ruffian towards him but he’s thinking the same thing. The two are locked into a test of strength by a tug of war match. But Ruffian notices Michael is off balance and gives in. Sending Michael falling back into the corner and Ruffian closing the gap with a devastating clothesline. Ruffian then uses the middle rope to choke Michael. He lets go at the refs count but then goes right back this time using the bull rope for extra leverage. He lets go again and looks for the cow bell attached to the rope. Giving Michael time to catch his breathe and recover. And by the time Ruffian finds the cow bell, Michael is back to his feet and delivers a double axe handle to the back of Ruffian. Michael then takes control of the match and works on submission holds. Also hitting Ruffian with a few suplexes and slams with the help of the rope. Michael goes to use the rope to drag Ruffian to the center of the ring to deliver an elbow drop but Ruffian regains control from the small space he was given. Ruffian distracts the ref while Michael still is recovering from the turn of events. He grabs the cow bell and clocks it over Michael’s head. Michael falls face down into the canvas. Ruffian goes for the pin and throws some of the rope onto Michael for extra weight. The ref notices the pin and goes for the count. One...two...thr-NO HE KICKS OUT. Frustrated, Ruffian goes to pick up Michael and hit him with the Keg Stand. But just as he lifts him up to finish it, Michael is able to escape and hit Ruffian with his own finisher. It’s THE HOWLING. Michael is so exhausted he just lays his body on top of Ruffian the best he can. The ref counts it. ONE...TWO...THREE!!! ITS ALL OVER. MICHAEL T. WOLF IS YOUR WINNER!

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Season 1 Recap

This season was a great first season. Of course the main story was the rivalry in the faction Varsity U between Michael T. Wolf and Ruffian. Where the pair first started off clashing heads after the first month when Varsity U was tied for last with The Dojo. Shockingly, Varsity U was able to rack up wins and finish in 2nd place. Speaking of The Dojo, hopefully not the worst record of this shows history. A low low LOW team record of 3-15-1. With their own leader ending in the #18 spot for personal rankings and last place being their own member Cutthroat Carter with his record of 0-5. But lets talk about the winners and newly crowned champions, Babyface Central! Who ended the season with a team record of 14-3-2 and all members in the top 10! Unfortunately it would have to be teammates Pat Cabbage and Rad Racer who face to see who will be next seasons TV champion. It would be Pat Cabbage who got the win and staying for next season. 

Season 1 Rankings

To start off the recap let’s start off with the rankings. Of course everyone knows by now that Babyface Central has won season but lets look at the personal rankings as well!

Final Team Rankings
1. Babyface Central(14-3-2)
2. Varsity U(11-5-2)
3. Heel City(6-11-1)
4. The Dojo(3-15-1)

Final Personal Rankings
1. Arizona Chance(5-0)
2. Valedictorian(4-0-1)
2. Star Boy(4-0-1)
4. Pat Cabbage(4-1-1)
4. Michael T. Wolf(4-1-1)
6. Red Pirate Rodgers(3-1)
7. Rad Racer(3-2)
8. Dizzy Lixx(2-2)
8. Dr. B(2-2)
8. Herman the Nerd(2-2)
8. Waldo the Dweeb(2-2)
12. Ruffian(3-3)
13. Max Attack(2-4-1)
14. Cesar Sleaze(1-3)
14. Pelvis Pressly(1-3-1)
16. Keith Blood(1-4)
17. Johnny Kobra(1-5)
18. Tennis Pro(0-4)
19. Cutthroat Carter(0-5)

Season 1 Awards

Not many awards to give for the first season but what’s a sports season without some MVP nominations. Unlike other sports where only one person is picked. We’ve gone with an MVP(or two) for each team. MVP was chosen by matches won and not matches competed in. Speaking of matches, we’ve also like to acknowledge the top 5 wrestlers with the most matches. And we can’t forget the top rated match which happened on the season’s final between Michael T. Wolf and Ruffian which was rated 4 stars by VTv.


Team MVP’s
Babyface Central: Arizona Chance
Heel City: Tie between Dizzy Lixx and Dr. B
Varsity U: Valedictorian
The Dojo: Max Attack

Most Matches
Max Attack(7)
Pat Cabbage(6)
Michael T. Wolf(6)
Ruffian(6)
Johnny Kobra(6)

Highest Rated Match
Michael T. Wolf vs Ruffian (****)

Season 2 Preview

Now that this season is over, what a lineup we were given at the season finale. With wrestlers such as Hammerhead, Gothica, and Mighty Leo being apart of the teams for next season. And the inclusion of lady wrestlers for the next season as well! With Princess Starbright taking Rad Racers place on Babyface Central and crowned ladies champion. Don’t forget to tune into next season’s Team Battleground!

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Members: Thumper Moore, Mynx, Mighty Leo, Doberman Denny, Doberman Duke

About: What’s a dog pound without a few wild cats? Lead by Thumper Moore, these dogs and cats are looking to take the titles!!!

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Members: Hammerhead, Brit Buckingham, Mother Russia, Copper Commander, Iron Mask

About: Although they may not all be from Russia, Hammerhead has brought these individuals together to rule Team Battleground with an iron hammer and iron sickle!

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Members: Star Boy, Arizona Chance, Red Pirate Rodgers, Princess Starbright, Pat Cabbage

About: They are the last season’s winners and now champions of Team Battleground, it is Babyface Central!

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Members: Great Ginzu, Mutant 8, Mutant 9, Ninja Shadow, Gothica

About: A secret underground clan lead by Great Ginzu looking to wreck havoc on those who stand in their way!

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Week 1

To kick off this season we are doing things different. Every week for the first month will be team vs team with the leaders clashing in the main event. This first week will be Soviet Union facing off against Dog Pound. Starting off tonight with tag team action.

Conquer & Command vs The Dobermans
First off for tonight’s Soviet Union vs Dog Pound matchups is the tag division. With Conquer & Command taking on The Dobermans. The Dobermans were able to use their superior chemistry and high impact tag moves to keep Conquer & Command down. But somehow, Conquer & Command were able to turn the tables. Conquer & Command are the winners.

Mother Russia vs Mynx
Next up is the ladies’ division. The patriotic Mother Russia facing off against the specimen like physique of Mynx. The match would quickly end after a Speed Run from Mynx. The winner is Mynx.

Brit Buckingham vs Mighty Leo
The co main event of tonight being in the TV division with Brit Buckingham clashing with Mighty Leo. Of course, Mighty Leo got the win with a Thunderstrike. Mighty Leo is the winner.

Hammerhead vs Thumper Moore
Now it is the main event, Dog Pound is leading 2-1. Which is probably why Hammerhead fought so hard in this match. Using his technical boxing skills, he was able to land a clean Russian Sickle on Thumper Moore. The winner is Hammerhead.

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Week 2

Soviet Union doesn’t get a break this week because they will be facing off against The Knife Clan. Conquer & Command and Hammerhead look to keep their hot streak in their matches tonight against Toxic Terror and Great Ginzu. Let’s kickoff tonight with lady action between Gothica and Mother Russia.

Gothica vs Mother Russia
The sexy ghoul tried her best to hit Mother Russia with the Halloween Dreams but was just unable to connect. Giving Mother Russia the perfect opening to hit the Soviet Slam. Mother Russia is the winner.

Ninja Shadow vs Brit Buckingham
This match is for the TV division and is between two cruiserweights. Although looking at Ninja Shadow you wouldn’t think he’s a cruiserweight. Just like how you wouldn’t expect Brit to get the win tonight with a roll up! Brit Buckingham is the winner.

Toxic Terror vs Conquer & Command
With Conquer & Command’s hot win last week they were looking to carry the momentum to this week. But they wouldn’t be able to capitalize on anything this time. Toxic Terror are the winners.

Great Ginzu vs Hammerhead
The complete opposite of last week, this time Soviet Union is leading by 2-1 this week. For these two both being heels, they put on an entertaining match. And in the end, Hammerhead will fall victim to the same fate as Conquer & Command and loss to The Knife Clan member. Great Ginzu is the winner.

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Week 3

The final week and it is Dog Pound going head to head against The Knife Clan. If Great Ginzu and Toxic Terror win their matches tonight they will be going on and facing the champions next week. Surprisingly, the same goes for Mynx and Mighty Leo who may also be going onto facing the champions next week. Speaking of Mighty Leo, he’s opening the show against Ninja Shadow!

Mighty Leo vs Ninja Shadow
In what was a major upset last week, Ninja Shadow lost to Brit Buckingham. And Brit Buckingham had already lost to Mighty Leo, pretty easy too. So using wrestling math, Mighty Leo should be able to put Ninja Shadow away. Although it wasn’t as easy as Buckingham. Mighty Leo still was able to land the Thunderstrike and get the win. Mighty Leo is the winner.

The Dobermans vs Toxic Terror
Again using wrestling math, Toxic Terror should be able to beat The Dobermans. But with The Doberman’s great chemistry together it was pretty hard to keep them down for good. But Toxic Terror were able to do it! Toxic Terror are the winners.

Mynx vs Gothica
Just like last week, Gothica was too busy trying to hit the Halloween Dreams early on in the match. Which Mynx kept counter and landing her own offense. Until she landed a Speed Run and that was it for Gothica. Mynx is the winner.

Thumper Moore vs Great Ginzu
If we learned anything from tonight its that wrestling math has been proven to be correct so far 100%. And it was right again. Great Ginzu was able to make space to land the Foot To The Face on Thumper Moore and cover for the win. Great Ginzu is the winner.

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Month Recap

Different from last season, before P4Vs we will be having recaps and telling you who will be competing for the titles on the P4Vs.

Ladies’ Title
After Mynx(Dog Pound) beat both Mother Russia(Soviet Union) and Gothica(The Knife Clan), she is the #1 contender and 1 of the Dog Pound members who will be competing for a title this week. In the co main event against current champion Princess Starbright(Babyface Central).

Tag Team Titles
Surprisingly, Conquer & Command(Soviet Union) weren’t the favorites in their matchup against The Dobermans(Dog Pound) but somehow got the win. But the team going onto Champ Clash against The Adventurers(Babyface Central) would be Toxic Terror(The Knife Clan) who won both their matches this month.

TV Title
Leading into Week 3 the TV title shot was up for grabs for anyone. Brit Buckingham(Soviet Union) lost to Mighty Leo(Dog Pound) in the first week but then went onto to fight and beat Ninja Shadow(The Knife Clan). So if Ninja Shadow was able to beat Mighty Leo who knows who would get the title shot. But Mighty Leo got the win and is going on to face Pat Cabbage(Babyface Central) in the opening match.

World Title
The main event will be headlined by Great Ginzu(The Knife Clan) going 1 on 1 with Star Boy(Babyface Central). After Ginzu beat both Hammerhead(Soviet Union) and Thumper Moore(Dog Pound) with ease, it was a no brainer that he will be competing for the title.