Here's my ratings for both nights -
Rain delay - Fuck you Mother Nature. On the bright side, we got to see all the best superstars do unscripted promos. A bit crazy, but it all turned out okay. Also, why is "Save Your Tears" the theme for WrestleMania this year? It doesn't make me hyped or anything of the sort :/
(WWE Championship) Bobby Lashley (c) vs Drew McIntyre - The right man won here, and the finish also made McIntyre still look strong. It went on for a long time though, and MVP shouting distracted Drew? Eh. Right down the middle for me. (⭐⭐⭐)
Women's Tag Team Turmoil - The weakest match of night one for me, also went for too long. Lana and Naomi getting eliminated first kinda sucked. Also, seeing Billie Kay here made me miss the Iiconics. Also, Tamina/Natalya won. Tamina and Nia Jax in the same match. Woohoo. One star. (⭐)
Cesaro vs Seth Rollins - I think we all knew that this could be the sleeper match. And it delivered. Cesaro was the star here, 23 giant swings in a row and a UFO, a move which spits in the face of physics. Rollins did a great job selling to. Good match. (⭐⭐⭐⭐.5)
(RAW Tag Team Championship) - New Day (c) vs AJ Styles and Omos - I think I'm in the minority that really enjoyed this match. Good storytelling, and Omos with a stellar in-ring debut. He's still a bit green, but he has potential. And plus, the pop that AJ got when he finally tagged in Omos. And AJ is a grand slam champion! Good stuff. (⭐⭐⭐⭐)
Braun Strowman vs Shane McMahon - The build for this match was extraordinarily shite. But it's a Shane McMahon match, so the only thing that kept me going was that I knew Shane was going to take an epic bump. He did. A very fun match which was hurt by it's poor build. (⭐⭐⭐.25)
Miz and Morrison vs Bad Bunny/Damian Priest - Wow. This was the match I was least excited for, and it overdelivered. Bad Bunny with an epic WrestleMania moment and honestly made me forget that Priest was in this match. Best WrestleMania celebrity match, hands down. And also one of the best matches in general. (⭐⭐⭐⭐)
(SD Women's Championship) Sasha Banks (c) vs Bianca Belair - I never thought that Bad Bunny could be a tough act to follow. But this was absolutely the right call, making this the main event. Everything about this match was great, hair whip was glorious, and you could see Bianca really wanted this. 5 stars. (⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐)
Night 1 was amazing, and 5 out of 7 matches overdelivered. McIntyre vs Lashley was also a solid opening - the tag team turmoil was the only weak spot. And Night 2 was better than Night 1 on paper. I was so, so hyped. But then...
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Randy Orton vs The Fiend - The only thing I liked about this match was Randy's gear. None of this made sense. This should've been an epic match to end this long feud, but it stunk. Hard (-⭐, that's right, negative stars)
(Women's Tag Team Title Match) Baszler/Jax (c) vs Tamina/Natalya - I can now see why "Save Your Tears" is the theme song. I want to cry. This match wasn't great and went longer than I would've liked, taking away precious time from some other matches (see the IC title match). Better than the opener, but still downright bad. (⭐)
Kevin Owens vs Sami Zayn - Fun match, but needed a bit more time. Wasn't as spectacular as it could've been tho. Appreciate the Logan Paul Stunner at the end. (⭐⭐⭐)
(US Championship) Riddle vs Sheamus - My internet started to play up during this match, but I saw the start and the end. Some good stuff during this match, end was pretty cool. I don't think Sheamus needed this win though (⭐⭐⭐.25)
(Intercontinental Championship) Big E (c) vs Apollo Crews - This match should've been great, but they were given nowhere NEAR enough time. Hot start, decent finish, it needed to go way longer. Big E just looks weak. (⭐⭐)
(RAW Women's Championship) Asuka (c) vs Rhea Ripley - Back and forth action. Nothing spectacular, but it was still a good match. Congratulations Rhea! (⭐⭐⭐.5)
(Universal Championship) Roman Reigns (c) vs Edge vs Daniel Bryan - The video hype package before this was amazing. The match admittedly got off to a slow start, but the end was amazing. Edge's crossface to Reigns with the bit of the chair was epic, and Daniel Bryan then applying the Yes Lock. Amazing. And what do you do when you can't decide who takes the pin? Pin 'em both! Reigns looks even more dominant, but also his weak spots are starting to show. Excellent. (⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐)
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This is definitely Top 10 Mania. Night 1 was excellent, and Night 2 was a bit shaky but finished strong.
Bayley, despite not having a match, was great as the role of host-- oh, sorry. Titus O'Neil and Hulk Hogan were hosts (which was incredibly awkward) and they were horseshite. Bayley's segments were great.
The segment before Night 2 main event made me angry. Whoever thought that getting the Bella Twins to beat up Bayley was a good idea should be shot immediately. And the crowd hated it too, you could hear the boos behind the artificial cheers.
The road to WrestleMania was also shitty. This really could've stunk. A lot. But the live crowd and the actual matches saved this show from total failure.
I give this show ⭐⭐⭐.75