Arizona’s BigSky Country Wrestling (ABCW Fed)
Oct 29, 2019 9:55:07 GMT -5
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October 1991 Sports Entertainment
Santa Fe, NM
Rather than opening with a match, the show opened like the beginning of a horror movie— complete with a chiron that read “Earlier this week...”
The camera shakily went from a fog-filled graveyard down a path to a mausoleum. Voices could be heard inside. One of them clearly said, “I should be the first to receive the serum, because I have been your most devoted follower.” A gravelly voice replied, “Rick, you have been devoted. But she is a kindred spirit, and more likely to be able to survive if something goes wrong. I give it to her first to protect you. And if it is successful, you’ll receive your power soon enough.” The camera tried to peek through the door, but as it did, a deep red light poured out of the cracks of the mausoleum, coupled by a woman’s screams and a deep, evil laugh.
The camera then cut to the normal show intro, with Average Guy hyping the show. “Brothas and sistas, we gots a great program tonight! We jes got word that Jessie Wild is backstage and he done been signed to ABCW again. We got a six man tag between the Rebellion and the Darkness. And to top it off, Sgt Shipley gonna defend her ladies title against number one contendah Gothica! Let’s go backstage to Honest Al who’s with Jessie Wild now!”
1. Honest Al started out with an obvious question. “Jessie, welcome back. You lost a loser leaves ABCW match 9 months ago to HFK... but you’ve started a revenge campaign against Ezekiel? And how did you manage to get signed again?”
“Well, Al, thanks for giving me this platform to air my grievances. If you remember the end of the match, I had Chet beat in the middle of the ring when Ezekiel handed me a note from my son. It was written in crayon, and it just said that he missed me. I knew it was time to come home. So, I laid Chet on top of me and let the ref count me out, and I thought at the time it was the end of my career. When I got home, it was tough to pay the bills as an electrician like my dad, but we made it work. I’ve managed to stay sober, and I love my wife and kid.
“But, a few months later I asked Jessie Jr to write a letter for his grandpa’s birthday like he wrote to me. And that’s when I found out that Jessie Jr can’t write yet. He’s five years old. And I put two and two together, and figured out what happened. Chet must’ve either given Zeke the note before the match, or told him to write it. And then, when Chet was about to be beat, he hands it to me so I’d have a change of heart and Chet can go on and be the megastar.
“So, yeah, Mr. Preacher Man, your sins will find you out. You’re a liar, and cheat, a schemer, and you made my family struggle for nine months now. So, I’m making your life miserable. I’ve worked overtime the past few months to pay people to beat you up. Strutter wanted a new robe. Chicano wanted a new gold chain. Bombshell wanted a week off at the beach. I made all those things happen for them. And now, I’m gonna make one more thing happen before I go after Chet— I’m gonna make sure you take at least nine months off, whether that’s by hurting you or by getting someone else to hurt you. Pain is coming your way, Zeke— your sins have found you out.”
2. VTC was on his way to the ring for a match against Lifeguard Chip when he was jumped from behind by Nuclear Warhawk and Dirk Dungeon. After a few punches and kicks, Dirk asked, “Is this enough?” Nuke replied, “We need him to be out of the picture for a while.” Nuke grabbed a nearby chair, placed it on VTC’s ankle, and stomped the chair. Valkyrie came and ran off Nuke and Dirk, but VTC has to be helped to the trainer’s room.
3. The Rebellion defeated The Darkness (Exotic Rick, Dark Mauler, and Undermaster) when Orion Northstar applied Mind Tricks to Rick. Mauler stares at Undermaster, who grinned a bit. “By this time next week, losses to puny whelps like these will be a thing of the past,” said the leader of the Darkness.
4. In a match that Dan Mixer stated was “Mr. Fantasy’s strange obsession with seeing grotesquely overweight men humiliated,” Notorious BB fell to the Mad Arab in the first match held at ABCW Phoenix since it was shut down a few months prior. A new entrance area had been constructed, so the participants did not enter from the kitchen. Additionally, the match included a spot where a waiter was carrying a huge tray of pasta dangerously close to the ring, and Arab threw BB from the ring onto the pasta tray.
5. Flex Deltoid and Lazer shared a drink in O’Hooligan’s Pub. “Flex, I’m very happy that you’re in a better place now. You’re one of the two best partners I’ve ever had, and I want nothing but success for you,” said Lazer. “I propose a toast to Flex and Dude— the two best partners I could ever ask for.”
“About that, Lazer,” began Flex. “You and Dude have had a great run together. But watch out for him. He has a pattern over his career of being good buddies with people for a while, then abandoning them when he gets what he wants. He did it to Valedictorian, Mercenary, and plenty of others out east.” Flex paid the tab and got up. As he walked out, he turned his head back to Lazer. “Just watch your back, buddy.”
6. Gothica displayed the same ridiculous strength she displayed in the battle royal a few weeks ago and Sgt Shipley was squashed in about three minutes without getting any offense in. Gothica became the new Ladies Champ after putting Shipley to sleep with Halloween Dreams. Undermaster came from the back to celebrate, and an evil smile ran across his face as the two embraced in the middle of the ring. They started to kiss, and then the lights went out. When the lights came back on, they were gone, leaving only Shipley, who needed medical assistance to leave.
Santa Fe, NM
Rather than opening with a match, the show opened like the beginning of a horror movie— complete with a chiron that read “Earlier this week...”
The camera shakily went from a fog-filled graveyard down a path to a mausoleum. Voices could be heard inside. One of them clearly said, “I should be the first to receive the serum, because I have been your most devoted follower.” A gravelly voice replied, “Rick, you have been devoted. But she is a kindred spirit, and more likely to be able to survive if something goes wrong. I give it to her first to protect you. And if it is successful, you’ll receive your power soon enough.” The camera tried to peek through the door, but as it did, a deep red light poured out of the cracks of the mausoleum, coupled by a woman’s screams and a deep, evil laugh.
The camera then cut to the normal show intro, with Average Guy hyping the show. “Brothas and sistas, we gots a great program tonight! We jes got word that Jessie Wild is backstage and he done been signed to ABCW again. We got a six man tag between the Rebellion and the Darkness. And to top it off, Sgt Shipley gonna defend her ladies title against number one contendah Gothica! Let’s go backstage to Honest Al who’s with Jessie Wild now!”
1. Honest Al started out with an obvious question. “Jessie, welcome back. You lost a loser leaves ABCW match 9 months ago to HFK... but you’ve started a revenge campaign against Ezekiel? And how did you manage to get signed again?”
“Well, Al, thanks for giving me this platform to air my grievances. If you remember the end of the match, I had Chet beat in the middle of the ring when Ezekiel handed me a note from my son. It was written in crayon, and it just said that he missed me. I knew it was time to come home. So, I laid Chet on top of me and let the ref count me out, and I thought at the time it was the end of my career. When I got home, it was tough to pay the bills as an electrician like my dad, but we made it work. I’ve managed to stay sober, and I love my wife and kid.
“But, a few months later I asked Jessie Jr to write a letter for his grandpa’s birthday like he wrote to me. And that’s when I found out that Jessie Jr can’t write yet. He’s five years old. And I put two and two together, and figured out what happened. Chet must’ve either given Zeke the note before the match, or told him to write it. And then, when Chet was about to be beat, he hands it to me so I’d have a change of heart and Chet can go on and be the megastar.
“So, yeah, Mr. Preacher Man, your sins will find you out. You’re a liar, and cheat, a schemer, and you made my family struggle for nine months now. So, I’m making your life miserable. I’ve worked overtime the past few months to pay people to beat you up. Strutter wanted a new robe. Chicano wanted a new gold chain. Bombshell wanted a week off at the beach. I made all those things happen for them. And now, I’m gonna make one more thing happen before I go after Chet— I’m gonna make sure you take at least nine months off, whether that’s by hurting you or by getting someone else to hurt you. Pain is coming your way, Zeke— your sins have found you out.”
2. VTC was on his way to the ring for a match against Lifeguard Chip when he was jumped from behind by Nuclear Warhawk and Dirk Dungeon. After a few punches and kicks, Dirk asked, “Is this enough?” Nuke replied, “We need him to be out of the picture for a while.” Nuke grabbed a nearby chair, placed it on VTC’s ankle, and stomped the chair. Valkyrie came and ran off Nuke and Dirk, but VTC has to be helped to the trainer’s room.
3. The Rebellion defeated The Darkness (Exotic Rick, Dark Mauler, and Undermaster) when Orion Northstar applied Mind Tricks to Rick. Mauler stares at Undermaster, who grinned a bit. “By this time next week, losses to puny whelps like these will be a thing of the past,” said the leader of the Darkness.
4. In a match that Dan Mixer stated was “Mr. Fantasy’s strange obsession with seeing grotesquely overweight men humiliated,” Notorious BB fell to the Mad Arab in the first match held at ABCW Phoenix since it was shut down a few months prior. A new entrance area had been constructed, so the participants did not enter from the kitchen. Additionally, the match included a spot where a waiter was carrying a huge tray of pasta dangerously close to the ring, and Arab threw BB from the ring onto the pasta tray.
5. Flex Deltoid and Lazer shared a drink in O’Hooligan’s Pub. “Flex, I’m very happy that you’re in a better place now. You’re one of the two best partners I’ve ever had, and I want nothing but success for you,” said Lazer. “I propose a toast to Flex and Dude— the two best partners I could ever ask for.”
“About that, Lazer,” began Flex. “You and Dude have had a great run together. But watch out for him. He has a pattern over his career of being good buddies with people for a while, then abandoning them when he gets what he wants. He did it to Valedictorian, Mercenary, and plenty of others out east.” Flex paid the tab and got up. As he walked out, he turned his head back to Lazer. “Just watch your back, buddy.”
6. Gothica displayed the same ridiculous strength she displayed in the battle royal a few weeks ago and Sgt Shipley was squashed in about three minutes without getting any offense in. Gothica became the new Ladies Champ after putting Shipley to sleep with Halloween Dreams. Undermaster came from the back to celebrate, and an evil smile ran across his face as the two embraced in the middle of the ring. They started to kiss, and then the lights went out. When the lights came back on, they were gone, leaving only Shipley, who needed medical assistance to leave.