MMW Universe(The Beginning)

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‘BEYOND WARDOME (Part 3/3)’ | #75

Now it was time for the main event! The Wardome Match(basically a prison cell match) sees two wrestlers trapped in the ring with a giant cell over the ring. Doors are locked, bars are unbreakable, no way to escape, the only way to win is by submitting or pinning your opponent!

Prison Cell Match: Chester Blood vs Szandor
The cage was lowered onto the two competitors and the ref rang the bell. Szandor realized he didn’t fully think this through and right away was being tossed into the steel walls of the cell. Chester was enjoying every moment of it. Finally getting payback from when Szandor paid the ref to fast count for Prince Sharif months ago. But Szandor wasn’t going to go down easy. He would deliver a stiff low blow that sent Chester Blood to his knees. Now it was Szandor’s time to get his revenge on Chester for costing his client Prince Sharif his world title win at Back to School. Raking his eyes and dragging Chester’s face across the steel walls. Szandor then pulled out a bag of thumbtacks out of his pants and laid them across the floor. The two then went back and forth coming very close to landing on the tacks. The ending of the match came when finally Chester would hit Szandor with the Bloodline onto the tacks for the win after a grueling and bloody match!

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‘CHUGGING THE SADNESS AWAY’ | #76

Singles Match: Bao Zhang vs Mr. Europa w/ Jakob Hearse
Bao Zhang opens the show with a win over Mr. Europa after hitting the Beijing Drill.

Amber Hardbody is in the locker room upset about her first loss when Chugger accidentally stumbles his way in. Amber finds it amusing and a chuckle bursts out. Chugger didn’t take it as an insult and just went along with it.

Tag Team Match: Brick City w/ Cellblock G vs Numbskulls
Brick City picked up a win over former RNR tag team champions in an entertaining main event! Could they be next in line for a title shot?

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‘INTERNET TITLE MATCH’ | #77

Tag Team Match: Bad Brains vs Wild Things
Bad Brains pick up another win after beating Wild Things!

XPW Internet Title Match: Prince Sharif vs Flint Decker(c)
After Szandor’s tough match at Beyond Wardome, he will not be able to be in the corner of his clients but that doesn’t mean they won’t have matches! Sharif is getting a rematch to rewin the title he never lost. Somehow Sharif pulled off getting the victory and again is the XPW Internet Champion!

After the match, Flint Decker announces that he doesn’t mind losing the title because now he can focus all his energy and training for the Battle Royale match to try and earn a shot to face SlashMaster in the main event of Champ Clash in 4 months!

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‘MORE ENTRANTS’ | #78

In the beginning of the show, Haruki Enyu announces that he too will be joining the big Battle Royale at the end of the month but before he can talk more about it. He’s interrupted by Avarice and Richie B who also announce that they will be in the match also! Enyu and Avarice start to go at it with each other when they’re interrupted by RNR GM Ace of Spades who tell the two men, someone has to be the #1 entry…so opening up tonight’s show will be Haruki Enyu vs Richie B. Loser will be the first entrant in the match.

Singles Match: Haruki Enyu vs Richie B w/ Avarice
It looked like Haruki was going to win the match but of course Avarice got involved to help his partner and more importantly, make Haruki’s life harder. Leading to Haruki getting caught in the Trust Fund Baby!

Singles Match: Jakob Hearse w/ Mr. Europa vs Mack Caliber w/ Cellblock G
Mack Caliber puts Jakob Hearse away with the Magnum Slug after a good main event.

After the match, Mack Caliber grabs a mic and sends a message to RNR World Champion Son of Samoa. He tells the champion he knows he doesn’t have a match yet but if he needs a challenger then he’s ready. Son of Samoa answers right away and says it’s on at Battle Royale!

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‘RETURN OF A DEADMAN’ | #79

Singles Match: Chester Blood vs Jack Tracker w/ Nomad Gang
Chester Blood beat Nomad Gang’s Jack Track in an entertaining opener.

Backstage, Chester Blood announces that he plans to enter the Battle Royale but then he comes across new XPW Internet Champion Prince Sharif who also announces his entry into the Battle Royale.

Tag Team Match: Bad Brains vs Tupola Twins
Somehow, Bad Brains get a win over the Tupola Twins. Meaning they have basically beaten all the teams in XPW besides the champions!

Before the end of the show, SlashMaster comes down to the ring and delivers a dramatic promo. Saying he had to take some time off because of the beating he took for XPW. Now he’s back and wants a real challenge for his first match back since Survival of the Fittest. So next week’s main event will be a #1 contender’s match between Nomad Gang’s Gunslinger and former title challenger Chester Blood.

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‘SHENANIGANS’ | #80

Singles Match: Destiny vs Sheba
Destiny gets the win over Sheba and after the match Avarice came down to support her which she showed a liking to but still doesn’t seem like she wants to be officially associated with him…

Jolly Foo is backstage with his RNR TV title when he runs into the Numbskulls. Who starts playing a prank of the champion that leaves his face covered in pie and then stealing his belt!

Singles Match: Chugger vs Mack Caliber w/ Cellblock G
Mack Caliber heads towards Battle Royale with momentum on his side after beating Chugger with the Magnum Slug. Amber Hardbody comes down to help Chugger make his way to the back while also keeping her eye on Brooklyn Belle but they’re not the focus of the match.

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‘BEAUTY VS BRAINS?’ | #81

Tag Team Match: Bad Brains vs Glitter Guard
After running through the tag division Bad Brains gets a shot to give it to the champs to potentially earn a title shot. Although the match ended with the Sparkle and Fade, Zombie Punk and Zed still put up an impressive effort.

#1 Contender’s Match: Chester Blood vs Gunslinger w/ Nomad Gang
An amazing back and forth main event saw multiple near falls for both men. With each one getting closer and closer to not beating the count. But when both men landed a clothesline on each other that sent both of them down, Persian Skyline started making their way towards the ring…Nomad Gang protected both the competitors and started fighting off Szandor’s clients. The ref watched the action on the outside meanwhile inside the ring, Chester Blood had recovered and looked to hit the Bloodline but was hit by a fireball from Szandor! Gunslinger, who didn’t see what happened, took advantage of the fallen Chester Blood and covered for the 3 count! He will be facing SlashMaster at Battle Royale!

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‘BATTLE ROYALE (Part 1/3)’ | #82

Tonight’s Pay-4-View will only have 3 matches but boy are they big matches! Opening tonight’s show is Son of Samoa and Mack Caliber fighting for the RNR World Championship, followed by SlashMaster looking to defend his XPW World Championship against Nomad Gang’s Gunslinger, and main eventing is the huge 20 Man battle royale match with the winner getting the opportunity to headline Champ Clash against the choice of facing either Son of Samoa or SlashMaster for their world titles.

RNR World Title Match: Mack Caliber w/ Cellblock G vs Son of Samoa(c)
Before the match even started, chaos ensued when Son of Samoa took Brick City out of the match early by throwing them into the barricades that way they wouldn’t get involved. The former XPW wrestler pushed Son of Samoa to limits only some have pushed him to before but the champion is just too good. Son of Samoa retained the title after landing a devastating Harpoon that basically broke Mack Caliber in half!

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‘BATTLE ROYALE (Part 2/3)’ | #83

XPW World Title Match: Gunslinger w/ Nomad Gang vs SlashMaster(c)
Unlike the last match, SlashMaster didn’t attack his challenger’s faction mates but instead showed respect to each and every one of them. Of course it was a good match and just like the last match, the champion retained their title after hitting their finisher on the challenger.

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‘BATTLE ROYALE (Part 3/3)’ | #84

Battle Royale Match

#1. Haruki Enyu: We knew weeks ago the #1 entrant would be RNR’s Haruki Enyu but who will be entrant #2…

#2. Flint Decker: As Haruki Enyu waits in the ring a familiar theme song hits for entrant #2! It’s XPW’s Flint Decker! The #1 draft picks for their brand and the two are no strangers to each other. The two circle around the ring as the timer goes down.

#3. Silvergod: A returning legend from the 90s! Silvergod makes his way down the ring and teams with Flint Decker to start chipping away at Haruki Enyu.

#4. Jackson Good: One half of the inaugural XPW Tag Team Champions, comes running down to the ring to join the action!

#5. Mr. Europa: The ring is starting to fill up and it’s getting crowded…

#6. Jakob Hearse: The first tag team to be in the battle royale at the same time is here to make an impact. Teaming up to take everyone down while the timer ticks away.

#7. Swish: The former basketball player turned wrestler is making his big debut tonight! He sizes up Jakob Hearse and the two giants start going at it!

#8. Jack Tracker: Nomad Gang’s Jack Tracker is the next one out and still no one has been eliminated yet!

#9. Kongo Kid: Kongo Kid is the next one out and while he makes his way to the ring, Jackson Good is eliminated by Hearse and Europa! But Kongo Kid isn’t staying for long because he’s tossed out onto Jackson Good.

#10. Bao Zhang: The short but strong wrestler from Beijing comes down and makes an impact. Hitting Jakob Hearse with a Beijing Drill and sending Swish back to the basketball courts.

#11. Richie B: One half of the current RNR Tag Team Champions, doesn’t enter the ring yet but rather takes his time to come down and just as he gets ringside it’s time for the next entrant to join!

#12. Avarice: The second half of Paper Chasers is next! He runs down to catch up with his teammate and the two go to target Haruki. They try to eliminate him but Enyu is saved by Zhang who helps fight off the two!

#13. Prince Sharif: The XPW Internet Champion is the next one out! He tries to eliminate Flint Decker but Silvergod helps keep the former XPW Internet Champion in the match!

#14. Jolly Foo: Now the RNR TV Champion is in the match and he picks a fight with Prince Sharif! Meanwhile Jack Tracker is eliminated by Hearse and Europa.

#15. Chugger: Chugger is out next and somehow eliminates Avarice! Still shocked, Avarice denies he’s eliminated when Haruki throws Richie B out too. Meaning both of the RNR Tag Team Champions are eliminated!

#16. Szandor: Out next is the leader of the Persian Skyline! Him and Prince Sharif team up to eliminate Hearse and Europa!

#17. Massive Gaines: The other half of the inaugural XPW Tag Team Champions is a little too late to help his tag partner but now it's 4 RNR wrestlers in the ring against 4 XPW wrestlers and Silvergod still in there too!

#18. Mack Caliber: Even though he fought earlier tonight there’s no rules that he can't join the match! But he joins at the wrong time because all the RNR wrestlers are down while the XPW wrestlers are still standing. He tries to join them but they remember how he betrayed them at Survival of the Fittest…the 4 XPW wrestlers begin to basically jump him but none are able to eliminate him.

#19. Chester Blood: Chester Blood is the next one out and he goes straight for Szandor. The two go back and forth for a bit until Sharif tries to join but it just leads to him being eliminated by Chester Blood. Also while that happens, Massive Gaines and Chugger are eliminated by Enyu and Zhang. But the eliminations aren’t done. Chester Blood eliminates not only Szandor but himself while he’s at it and the two continue going at it outside while security tries breaking them apart. Leaving only 5 men left in the ring, Haruki Enyu, Flint Decker, Silvergod, Bao Zhang, and Jolly Foo…and the final entrant is about to come out…

#20. Alexei Monstro: The man who’s been out for months because Son of Samoa! He immediately makes an impact by eliminating Bao Zhang, Jolly Foo, and Silvergod with ease! Leaving it to the last three. The #1 and #2 entrants tired from being in the match so long and being able to survive all the way until the end against the fresh and returning #20 entrant Alexei who just basically cleaned shop with 3 straight eliminations! Decker and Haruki try to overcome the odds but Alexei is just the fresher wrestler. He starts to basically play with them but that proves to be a mistake on his part because it gives the two some time to make a small comeback! Haruki even lifts up Alexei for the Death Valley Driver but Alexei is too heavy and Enyu is too tired. Alexei fights out of it and eliminates Enyu! But now Flint Decker has recovered a bit and hit Alexei with the Bladerunner. He thinks it’s enough and grabs Alexei to throw him over the top but at the last moment Alexei switches the momentum and tosses Decker over! He wins the battle royale and will main event Champ Clash!

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‘LOVE IS IN THE AIR’ | #85

Amber Hardbody and Chugger are backstage chatting when Avarice interrupts them and lets Chugger know that he doesn’t appreciate him eliminating him at Battle Royale. In fact he wants a match with him tonight in the main event! Chugger agrees to the match and it’s on tonight!

Singles Match: Alexei Monstro vs Buddy Danger w/ Scuzzbucket
In Alexei’s first match back, he faced one half of the Numbskulls and beat Buddy Danger pretty easily. Really not breaking a sweat.

Singles Match: Avarice w/ Richie B vs Chugger w/ Amber Hardbody
The main event starts simple enough with Avarice out wrestling Chugger but things quickly get out of hand after Amber and Richie start getting involved to help their friends! Avarice thought he had the advantage when Richie distracted the ref and Chugger which gave him an opening to hit the 7th Sin to finish the match but then he was distracted by Amber. And since the ref was too busy focusing on Richie he didn’t notice what was going on so Chugger ended up with the advantage and beat Avarice with the Keg Stand!

As Chugger and Amber leave the ring in a hurry after the big win but before the show ends its announced next week Amber Hardbody will get a rematch for her title against Brooklyn Belle!

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‘REUNION’ | #86

Backstage Flint Decker and Silvergod are reminiscing about when they were younger and the times they spent with their dad, Average Guy. Flint is happy that his brother has returned whether it’s one night only or for a little. He’s happy that they can have a reunion but their reunion is ruined after Szandor and his clients Glitter Guard interrupt them. Szandor congratulations Flint on coming short in the battle royale but tells him that now he’s probably #1 contender for SlashMaster’s XPW World Title and he doesn’t really want that to happen. Szandor tells him if he knows what’s best for him he should just keep himself away from the title picture but Silvergod doesn’t appreciate someone telling his brother to basically get lost so he tells Szandor to leave before they take the XPW Tag Team Titles. But before tensions could get any hotter, GM President Hunk makes an appearance and has decided tonight’s main event will be Flint Decker and Silvergod vs Glitter Guard!

Singles Match: Tempest w/ Nomad Gang vs Rhiannon
Nomad Gang’s Tempest beat Rhiannon in a lackluster opener.

Tag Team Match: Flint Decker and Silvergod vs Glitter Guard w/ Szandor
The brothers took it to the current XPW Tag Team Champions. At multiple points they even came close to winning the match. Szandor tried to get involved in the match but was attacked by Chester Blood who took out the Persian Skyline’s manager. Leaving Glitter Guard to fend for themselves which proved to be their downfall after both Decker and Silvergod hit their finishers on a member of Glitter Guard at the same time and got the double pin!

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‘BROOKLYN BEATDOWN’ | #87

Singles Match: Haruki Enyu vs Mr. Europa w/ Jakob Hearse
Haruki beats Mr. Europa after picking him up for the Death Valley Driver and the 3 count.

After the match, Haruki grabs a mic and says he wants a match against Alexei Monstro to win the opportunity to main event Champ Clash instead! RNR General Manager Ace of Spades comes out and tells Haruki that if he beats Alexei next week then he could take his place at Champ Clash but if he loses…he will face Son of Samoa at the next Pay-4-View, Valentine’s Day Massacre, for the RNR World Championship!

RNR Women’s Title Match: Amber Hardbody w/ Chugger vs Brooklyn Belle(c) w/ Cellblock G
The match starts off like a usual match. Each wrestler had small moments before the closing of the match. Amber looked to finish Brooklyn Belle with the Centerfold when Paper Chasers came down and attacked Chugger! They can’t do much damage because Cellblock G’s Brick City fights off the RNR Tag Team Champions but this still gives Brooklyn Belle enough room to recover and catch a confused Amber Hardbody with the Truth Hurts and retain her title! After the match Amber didn’t blame her for taking advantage of the distraction and she and Chugger thank Brick City for helping fight off Paper Chasers.

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‘MOTHER KNOWS BEST’ | #88

#1 Contender’s Tag Team Match: Bad Brains vs Flint Decker and Silvergod
Bad Brains ran through the tag division and Flint Decker and Silvergod beat the tag champs last week but only one team can get a shot at the XPW Tag Team Titles at Valentine’s Day Massacre. But for some reason, Flint Decker and Silvergod seem to not really be trying in this match. Almost like they don’t want the title shot…Bad Brains get the win after their first pin attempt with Flint not even trying to kick out and Silvergod not even trying to break up the pin. They congratulate the two and wish them luck.

Magdalena meets with GM President Hunk and says she wants to defend her title at Valentine’s Day Massacre in a triple threat! Her first challenger will be decided tonight in a triple threat match between Candy Cotton, Rhiannon, AND Mother Mercy! To determine the second challenger, it will be Tempest and Paradise wrestling each other to see who gets the opportunity.

Triple Threat Match: Candy Cotton vs Mother Mercy vs Rhiannon
What was supposed to be a triple threat, was more like a 2 on 1 with Rhiannon and Candy Cotton trying to take Mother Mercy out of the match but she was just too strong. She ended up pinning both ladies at the same time after hitting both with the No Mercy!

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‘HIGH STAKES’ | #89

Before the opening match, Chugger and Amber Hardbody are in the GM’s office and say they want a match against Avarice at Valentine’s Day Massacre. GM Ace of Spades says they’ll get a match against Avarice but it will be a mixed tag team match! Meaning Avarice needs to find a women wrestler who will be in his corner because Richie B will be banned from ringside!

Singles Match: Bao Zhang vs Jolly Foo
The RNR TV Champion beats Bao Zhang in a fun opening match.

Backstage Jolly Foo is still mad that Numbskulls have his belt and takes his complaints to GM Ace of Spades. He tells Jolly Foo he won’t have to worry because at Valentine’s Day Massacre he will face both Scuzzbucket and Buddy Danger in a triple threat for the RNR TV Title!

Singles Match: Alexei Monstro vs Haruki Enyu
The go home show before Valentine’s Day Massacre ends with a high stakes main event. If Haruki wins he takes Alexei’s place in the main event of Champ Clash, if he loses then he has to fight Son of Samoa at Valentine’s Day Massacre. The match starts off normal and picks up pace fast. Haruki tries keeping Alexei down with huge takedowns and suplexes but the Russian just keeps getting back up. The ending sequence saw Haruki move out of the way from a massive clothesline from Alexei which ended up taking out the ref! Son of Samoa then appeared out of nowhere and looked to hit Alexei with the Harpoon but he moved out of the way and Haruki got hit in the crossfire! Alexei then threw the RNR World Champion out and covered Haruki for the pin. The ref woke up and counted the pin 1..2..3! Alexei keeps his spot and Enyu now has the task to beat Son of Samoa next week…