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Post by cotguy130 on Sept 21, 2018 21:48:45 GMT -5
Beyond Wardome 12/28/80
Puro Dome
Great Crowd
4642/45/**
Before the show begins, the announcers give us an update on the card. One match has been modified and another added. Two wrestlers well-known to US audiences, The Valedictorian and Dicky Thunderbird, have been wrestling exclusively in Japan for the last two years. With the rise of WoW, both men have expressed interest in returning to wrestle in the States. However, their participation in both matches is a “Do or Die” scenario. They have to win their match to get a “WoW” contract.
1. The opening match between Ace Arcadium and Pierre the Enormous has been changed to a 3-way with the addition of the Valedictorian. Pierre is a legend in Japan, and could not have been left off this card for any reason, despite his recent lack of success. The Japanese fans do not know Arcadium that well, and The Valedictorian is quite popular. Arcadium wins the match, so The Valedictorian will not, at this time, be returning to the US with the “WoW” crew.
2. Shop of Horrors retain the Tag Team Titles with a win over the Neon Express. The Japanese fans love Slashmaster, and seems genuinely confused by the support.
3. In an added attraction, O’ Hooligan takes on Dicky Thunderbird in a non-title match. Again, the outsider comes up short as O’ Hooligan gets the win. O’ Hooligan gives Thunderbird a “better luck next time, little Dicky, but if it’s up to me you will never see the inside of a WoW ring again.”
4. Average Guy retains the TV Title in another brilliant match. Despite the protestations of The Thinker, JSS shows Guy respect after the match.
5. Star Boy and Mr. Bonsai greet the Japanese fans. They say they speak for “WoW” in thanking them for their hospitality and enthusiastic support during their time over here. They announce that “WoW” will be returning in 1981.
6. Arizona Chance successfully defends the World Championship against El Presidente. The crowd response is mixed, as the fans are well aware of EP’s wrestling reputation all over the world, but Arizona Chance is quickly rising to that level of fame himself. The camera follows EP up the aisle and through the entrance. As he leaves the arena floor, Piranha is waiting on him. EP shoves him and tells him to not even ask. Piranha says that he’s not asking, he’s telling. The mask v. mask match will be on the next show. EP goes ballistic and screams that there’s no match. Piranha picks up some papers from a nearby table. He hands them to EP and tells him that you might want to read legal things before you sign them. EP is trembling with rage and can barely turn the papers. Piranha tells him to look at the back page, right above where he signed. EP reads the paper briefly and then rips the whole stack in half. Piranha says that those were copies so we have more. Ace walks up and they fist bump. Honest Al walks up and asks what just happened. Piranha said that the document EP signed in such a hurry before his match with Ace a few weeks ago had a special clause. If EP elected to take the title match he earned by defeating Ace, and if he lost the Title match, then he was contractually committing himself to a mask vs. mask match with Piranha. Al repeated the advice, never sign a contract without reading it first. So long from the Land of the Rising Sun!!
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Post by Magnifico jr. on Sept 21, 2018 23:17:30 GMT -5
Congratulations on your first year
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Post by cotguy130 on Sept 22, 2018 16:47:51 GMT -5
Congratulations on your first year Thank you again, Magnifico. I liked your suggestion about the year-end awards, but I knew that I wanted to work some angles in relating to them as you can see. Also, to everyone following my version of "WoW", I thank you for the time you take to read and comment on my results. 1981 begins right now!! |
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Post by cotguy130 on Sept 22, 2018 16:48:31 GMT -5
Superstar Saturday Night 1/3/81
Canada Centre
Great Crowd
1128/36/**
1. We’re North of the Border for the first show of 1981. The Schmuck comes out. He mocks the ladies’ division as usual, specifically referring to the appearance of Princess Starbright, Sgt. Shipley, and Mynx on Teeny’s Playhouse. He said that he’s beaten most of the division, and he feels he’s earned a shot at the Ladies’ Title. He calls out the Queen of Scream, but Starbright, Shipley, and Mynx come out. He asks who is this o-so-awesome secret opponent you’ve found for me. Princess says that she’s on the way. The Schmuck says that he doesn’t have time for this, and he’s going to go find The Queen and make her give him a title match. The Queen comes out. She says that he can have a title match if he beats the next lady to walk through that door. Schmuck runs up the aisle to the entrance and says that he will even turn his back to show how unconcerned he is. Madame Tiki steps through the door and the crowd roars. Her music starts, and when Schmuck recognizes it he turns slowly. Upon seeing Tiki he tries to run around her but the others cut him off. Tiki picks him up and carries him back to the ring. A couple of slams and the South Pacific Splash later, and Schmuck’s win streak is over. The other four ladies immediately hold down his limbs and Tiki sets up for another splash. The Queen asks if he’s done bothering them. He says that as soon as he’s free he will pin all 5 of them. Tiki splashes him again. She gets up and The Queen asks the same question. Before he can answer, The Queen says “hit him again”. While Tiki is laying on top of him, Schmuck squeaks out “I’ll stop. Can you please get her off me”? Tiki gets up, reminds The Queen of their “deal” and leaves. The 4 ladies’ follow after mocking The Schmuck for a while longer.
2. The B-Boys over The Mullet Cousins to even their series. Boombox demands his stolen property back. Cletus says they can’t return what they don’t have.
3. Next up is a 3-way match featuring Warhawk, Hammerhead, and newcomer Iron Mask. The match ends up being a handicap match with Warhawk being the one fighting two. However, Mask and Hammerhead don’t necessarily get along. Mask ends up stealing a pin that HH set up with his Russian Sickle. After the bell, HH goes after Mask, but Mother Russia calls him off. Mask is suspicious of both of them, and leaves on his own.
4. Ace Arcadium is with Honest Al. Ace says that 1980 was not the year he set out for it to be. He wasn’t focused much of the year, when he did have his moments then he didn’t exactly shine, and there were times when he felt like he was overlooked. He’s not complaining though, since ’80 is over. It’s in the past, and he learns from the past. 1981 will see a new Ace Arcadium, and new Ace will have gold in his future. He also addresses a rumor that’s been going around. Some people are saying that he threw that match with El Presidente to get Piranha that mask match. That is an absolute lie. Ace says he would never throw a match for any reason. EP was a better man that night and that night only, and he will prove it when they rematch next week. It was fortunate that something positive came out of the loss, but to intentionally lose is the worst kind of sportsmanship and unfair to anyone involved.
5. Cesar Sleeze win streak continues with a victory over Pat Cabbage.
6. In another chapter of their on-again/off-again feud, GoblinKnight defeats Dungeon Crawler.
7. Skullgore, with Gothica, over Red Pirate Rogers.
8. In the long-awaited No-Holds-Barred Mask v. Mask match, El Presidente defeats The Piranha. As soon as the ref registers the 3-count, EP starts tearing at the mask laces. Piranha pulls away and EP yells that the mask will come off. Piranha says that will, but allow me some dignity. EP is practically frothing as he screams at Piranha to take off the mask. Piranha slowly undoes the laces. When the mask is completely loose, he looks at EP and says “here, you can have it.” He pulls off the Piranha mask to reveal another one underneath, similar but different to the first one. He throws the Piranha mask at EP who lunges for him. He dives out of the ring. “Piranha is dead…long live The SHARK!!! You should really read those contract, Prezzy-Boy. In addition to all that stuff you didn’t read before, there was another part that specifically said that the loser must remove ONE mask. Don’t blame me for planning ahead.” EP yelled that he wanted a mask vs. mask match, and Shark said “Yeah, right” before leaving to the sound of the crowd chanting “SHARK, SHARK”.
9. Average Guy retains the TV Title with a win over Vladimir the Cruel with Mother Russia.
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Post by cotguy130 on Sept 22, 2018 22:14:02 GMT -5
Sunday Night Slam 1/11/81
Empire Gardens
Great Crowd
1100/39/**
1. The Shark is with Honest Al to open the show. Al asks about Shark’s attitude towards the fans and vice versa. Shark says that when he got crossways with El Presidente over the mask thing, he hadn’t intended to become the fan’s choice in that disagreement. It just kind of happened that EP was, he guesses, a bigger jerk than he was. The fans chose the lesser jerk as it were. As it went on, he realized he kind of enjoyed their support and it just happened from there. He decided that a new face would work better with his new life direction, so the Shark was born. The two masks were a precaution in case EP won, which he did because he’s a heck of a fighter. He adds that even if he had beaten and unmasked EP, he still would’ve debuted the Shark that night. He closed by saying that he isn’t interested in mask match with EP or anyone because he doesn’t care who wears one. IF EP has a problem with that then he needs to deal with it.
2. Warhawk over Brit Buckingham. Once again, the rest of the Anti-Americans come to ringside, but this time they have Warhawk trapped. They commence beating him down. Suddenly, a fan jumps the railing and is in the ring before anybody can touch him. He throws the A-As off of Warhawk. Security finally get to the ring and grab the man, but Warhawk waves them off saying “he’s a friend”. Warhawk and the stranger embrace. Mother Russian calls her men to retreat. Iron Mask comes down the aisle and enters the ring. He and the stranger go nose-to-nose. The ref separates them quickly, and Mask leaves by himself, giving Mother Russia a hard look as he does so.
3. Gothica over Princess Starbright. After the bell, Gothica leaves the Halloween Dreams hold on Starbright. The ref has to threaten her with DQ to get her to release it. It takes Starbright a while to come around, and when she does, assistance is required.
4. The Blade Blasters over Wall Street.
5. Ace Arcadium over El Presidente. Before the match, EP yelled at Ace about his part in Piranha’s ruse. Ace replied, “Piranha? Who is Piranha?” EP said he will never call him by any other name. Ace said he didn’t care what he called anybody else, because right now he had better worry about Ace Arcadium.
6. Cletus and Zeke are talking about the B-Boys. Cletus says that they’ve broken their skin and their bones, and next they’re going to break their spirit.
7. Iron Mask over Red Pirate Rogers. Mother Russian comes out to watch the match from the entrance area. Mask sees her, but gives no reaction.
8. The Chameleon Kid and Rad Racer visit the audience. They sign autographs, bump fists, etc. and the crowd loves it. Out of the blue, Officer Chip tackles Rad Racer and starts pummeling him “in the name of the law”. CK finally makes his way over and runs Chip off.
9. Howl n’ Roar regain the Tag Team Titles from Shop of Horrors with Gothica. After the loss, Skullgore comes to the ring and addresses SoH privately. Gothica tries to interject herself, but they push her out. She spins Skullgore around and slaps him. He shows a moment of rage, but then calms down. She orders SoH to the back. They hesitate, but then leave. She orders Skullgore to his knees. He hesitates, then complies. She orders him to kiss a ring she wears on her finger. He hesitates, then complies. She order him to the back, and he leaves without hesitation.
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Post by cotguy130 on Sept 23, 2018 21:55:49 GMT -5
Weekend Wrasslin’ 1/17/81
The Ballroom
Great Crowd
772/40/**
1. In our 3-way match opener, Star Boy defeats The Mad Arab and Vladimir the Cruel.
2. We cut to a video of the Mullet Cousins standing on a bridge over a river in the middle of some woods. Zeke is holding the stolen boombox. Cletus says they are just around the corner from the old home place. Zeke sheepishly apologizes for knocking it down. Cletus say that he has a message for them B-Boys. He says that Granny took their new-fangled music playin’ box, but she couldn’t figure out how to play her fave-rite records on it. It didn’t have a needle or a spinning part or anything. Every time she pressed this one button, this gosh-awful racket came out that sounded like that rap music the B-Boys like. They couldn’t make it stop, so they hit it with a hammer till it did. Granny said that was the devil’s music, and this was the devil’s music box. It must be broke all to pieces, and then the pieces thrown into running water. The devil hates running water, so he can never get the pieces and fix it. So here they are, making Granny happy. Zeke sets the boombox on the bridge rail and starts smashing it with a hammer. As pieces break off, Cletus throws them in the river. Finally, Zeke throws all of what’s left in. Cletus says the B-Boys need to know that he just did them a favor by getting that devil rap out of their life. He closed by saying that we will see ya’ soon, B-Boys, and a butt-whippins’ a-coming.
3. Lyndi Harker is with Rex Spectrum. Rex said he asked for this interview because he’s heard the Harker has been whining backstage about her lack of success, and he wants the scoop. She says that what you heard was a legitimate discussion I had with a colleague backstage and none of your business. Rex says so you were whining about being a loser. Lyndi replies that since it’s gone this far, she might as well explain to the fans. Rex asks her if it’s so they will feel sorry for her and like her better…since she’s obviously obsessed with being like. Harker says that what she told the person was an admission that she came in overconfident. She had accomplished a lot elsewhere, and was expecting an easy road in WoW. Rex said that was when you realized you suck…Harker grabbed the stand Rex’ TV sits on and spun it around so it was up against the wall. You could hear garbled mumbling. Harker turned back to the crowd and said that was when she realized she needed to focus on the new challenges in WoW and stop reading her own old newspaper clippings. She committed to be the new Lyndi Harker and work her way up to the top instead of waiting for it to be handed to her. She hoped the fans would support her.
4. Valley Girl over Glam.
5. L’il Thuggee over Teeny Norman.
6. As Norman lay in the ring after the last match, The Schmuck came to the ring and roughly “helped” him up. He told Norman they had to hurry because they had a Play House to do. Norman said we don’t have a Play House today and I don’t feel so good. Schmuck led him to an area where the crew was quickly building the Play House set, and told him that you do now. He handed Norman a mic and said “interview me”. Norman was still half out of it. Schmuck told the workers to stop where they were and leave. Schmuck told Norman to ask him about how all those stupid witches tricked him. Norman actually laughed and Schmuck got mad. Schmuck started talking about all the things he was going to do to Madame Tiki, and Norman told him to shut up and go away. He said Schmuck is not a nice person to anyone, boys or girls, and nobody likes him. He said Schmuck would never be a guest on the Play House again. Norman started to walk off, and Schmuck hit him with his bicycle. After a few kicks, Schmuck grabbed the panels that make up the wall of the Play house and pulled them down onto Norman. He screamed at Norman, “you love your kiddy little toy house so much, you pathetic worm, you can die here”!!
7. The Blade Blaster defeated the Executers.
8. Arizona Chance is backstage talking to some crew people when Pelvis Presley and Big Boss, Jr. approach. Presley demands his title match right away. Chance asks him if he’s in that much of a hurry to get embarrassed. Big Boss, Jr. starts to talk, and Chance yanks the cigar out of his mouth and puts it out on Boss’ solid white cowboy hat. Chance tells Boss that he doesn’t get to talk, and that smoking is a nasty habit. He then tells Presley that his title match will come next week at the Super Duper Show. Presley tells him to hold tight and enjoy that belt for 6 more days, because that’s all the time he has left with it.
9. In a TV title match, Average Guy successfully defends against Iron Mask. Once again, Mother Russia watches the match from a distance. This time, however, she leaves as soon as Mask is pinned.
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Post by cotguy130 on Sept 23, 2018 22:18:18 GMT -5
Battle Royal 1/25/81
Silver Stadium
Sold Out
10615/41/**
1. We open this special event with a Tag Title match with Howl n’ Roar defending against Shop of Horrors. This one has a No-Holds-Barred stipulation, and SoH take advantage of this to regain the titles. Mr. Fantasy comes out and says that the next rematch will be the last between these two teams for a while, regardless of outcome.
2. Lyndi Harker defeats Mother Russia in her wrestling debut.
3. The announcers are about to run down the 20 participants in tonight’s Battle Royal when the lights go out. When they come up, a figure dressed like Ninja Star, except all in white, is in the ring. He says that for the benefit of the stupid, he will address these fans in the uncouth English. “Now, it’s my time. Not the time of the star, no. The Star is burnt out. WoW and its fans destroyed the Star. You hated The Star for merely watching out for its own best interest. The Star has faded to black, and The Shadow has risen. Brohan, Chance, all who would try to stop the Shadow need beware. In white, The Shadow brings darkness to the unworthy”. The lights go out again, and upon returning The Ninja Shadow is gone.
4. Arizona Chance successfully defends the WoW World Title against Pelvis Presley with Big Boss Jr. The match is one of Chance’s quicker challenges. Boss gets in Chance’s face after the match, but stops when Reptile Ranger’s music sounds. Presley and Boss try to retreat, but Ranger, with his face bandaged, blocks their way. He asks what happened to the snake they stole. They act innocent. Ranger requests a video be played which shows Boss running off with the canvas bag full of snake. They both get this look of horror on their faces. Ranger tells them to go as he’s not interested in doing this now. He wants his pet back.
5. The 20 competitors are announced for the first ever WoW Battle Royal. Winner will receive a World Title match.
Ace Arcadium-Warhawk-Vladimir the Cruel-El Presidente-Mad Arab-Pat Cabbage-Skullgore-Teeny Norman (who had to be helped TO the ring, but refused to not participate)-Zen-Star Boy-Big Thuggee-The Shark-The Schmuck-Cesar Sleeze-Officer Chip-Iron Mask-Johnny Kobra-Mr. Tycoon-Rad Racer
And the eventual winner, Pierre the Enormous. The Thinker warned Chance that Pierre had worked things out, and he was mentally ready to go at any time. Things wouldn’t be like the last time, and Pierre would become WoW World Champion.
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Post by cotguy130 on Sept 24, 2018 20:34:52 GMT -5
Superstar Saturday 2/7/81
Chitown Complex
Great Crowd
1066/34/**
1. Before the opening Trios match, Warhawk introduced the man who had save him two weeks ago as Danger Zone. Warhawk, Danger Zone, and The Shark teamed up to take on the Anti-Americans w/ Mother Russia. This time it was Iron Mask watching from a distance. Warhawk wins the match for his team by hitting First Blood on Hammerhead.
2. Teeny Norman over The Schmuck.
3. Barbaric Nature over The Insectoids. After the match, The Arab and Troglo continued to work over the Bugg Brothers. The Blade Blasters make the save. When the Insectoids come to and see who save them, they beat a hasty retreat. Lazer tries to convey that they don’t mean any harm, but the Buggs will have none of it.
4. Lyndi Harker over Valley Girl. The Queen of Scream comes out and says that this is the Lyndi Harker that she was more than a little concerned about when she heard she’d signed. Lyndi says she looks forward to working her way through the division to a shot at that. The Queen replies that she hopes Harker succeeds.
5. Rad Racer over Officer Chip
6. Zen over GoblinKnight
7. Skullgore, with Gothica, over Star Boy with Mr. Bonsai
8. Michael T. Wolf over Keith Blood.
9. Average Guy retained the TV Title by defeating Mr. Tycoon.
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Post by Thumper Moore III on Sept 24, 2018 21:07:17 GMT -5
Norman started to walk off, and Schmuck hit him with his bicycle. HE’S GOT A BAAAAAAH-CICLE!! I don’t know where the kid is that was a ridin’ it. youtu.be/nwOIavellt4 |
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Post by cotguy130 on Sept 24, 2018 21:16:13 GMT -5
Norman started to walk off, and Schmuck hit him with his bicycle. HE’S GOT A BAAAAAAH-CICLE!! I don’t know where the kid is that was a ridin’ it. youtu.be/nwOIavellt4I'd never seen that before.  The Dream was amazing in many, many ways. I watched it again...Dusty calls him "Bubber". |
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Post by cotguy130 on Sept 26, 2018 14:40:52 GMT -5
Sunday Night Slam 2/15/81
Golden Plaza
Great Crowd
1109/36/**
1. The Thinker opened the show by telling the crowd that this first match would show that Pierre is indeed fully immersed in his killer mindset. Pierre crushes Zen.
2. Howl n’ Roar over Ghoul & Goblin.
3. We cut to O’ Hooligan’s Pub, and his guests are El Presidente and Mother Russia. O’ Hooligan says that he’s opened the pub so that his guests will have a forum to speak freely, but he isn’t involved in their business. EP hands Mother Russia a briefcase. She opens it and is obviously impressed by the contents. She pulls out several thick stacks of cash, and more are visible in the case. She asks him what this is for. EP says that he admires her leadership and her team, and as she’s aware, he shares a common vision regarding the US. She asks if he feels Americans are entitled, fat, and lazy, and do not deserve the credibility they demand on the world stage. EP says “of course, they are all those things and more”. He says he needs a favor. Last week, her team wrestled a team with The Shark on it. He doesn’t even care about the other guys, but he really wants The Shark. He also knows they have a rematch next week against the same team. He would like to buy a spot on her team for that one match. She said all this is for one match? EP said that’s all the cash that he had on him, but he could get more if it helped. She composed herself and said this would be adequate. They shook hands and said they have a deal. She said she would give Vladimir the day off and EP could team with Brit and Hammer. EP looked at the camera and said “Shark, I was willing to pay this much money to get you in one match. If it costs me this much to get a match, imagine the lengths to which I will to make sure my money isn’t wasted.”
4. In a Trios match, Officer Chip, Cesar Sleeze, and Johnny Kobra defeated Rad Racer, Crash, and Juan Tijuana.
5. Ace Arcadium and Jet Set Strutter are backstage. Strutter mentions that Ace referenced 1981 as his year in an interview. He said that he was the main reason Ace was such a non-factor last year, and he will shut Ace down again. Ace reminded him that he won a match in their series, but then Strutter said that means you lost two of them. Ace said that win or lose, I go out to entertain the fans. Wrestlers of our caliber should entertain the fans while working toward our goal of winning. We didn’t entertain with our series. Strutter says that he if he wins, what the fans get out of it is irrelevant. He added that experts have said that he can get a good match out of a broom. If he can’t get a good match out of Ace, then what does that say about Ace. Ace accused Strutter of not going all-out. Strutter replied that if that were true, I beat you going at 50%. Once again, what does that say about you? He told Ace that he was digging a deep hole. He said “I always have been, am, and will be you better”. Ace said are you willing to prove it again. Strutter said of course he will accept his challenge as he literally had nothing to lose.
6. The B-Boys over The Mullet Cousins. After the match, Zap reminded everyone that they are going to be on a talk show this week. They advised the Mullets to tune in when the show airs, as they have a very special surprise for them flying in straight from Tennessee.
7. Chameleon Kid, with Princess Starbright over Skullgore with Gothica.
8. Rex Spectrum introduces his guest, the returning Almighty Dolla. Dolla says she will show Rex the rexpect due, unlike that uncouth Lyndi Harker. Speaking of Harker, Dolla says that she was watching the show last week and caught Harker’s whining act. She said it made her sick to here Harker make excuses. Harker’s reason for losing is because she’s an untalented skank. It has nothing to do with attitude or focus, it has to do with her lack of ability to wrestle. Dolla says that the interview made her so mad that she immediately called Fantasy and got a deal for several dates. She’s going to use her time here to show Harker and anyone in the ladies’ division who has her back that it’s all about the Dolla. All her opponents are just chump change.
9. Before the main, Fantasy came out. He said that he had several announcements regarding the World title. First off, the winner of this match between Dude Brohan and Ninja Shadow will get the next title shot at Arizona Chance at St. Valentine’s Day Massacre. Pierre, coming off his win of the Battle Royal, will challenge the champion at March Madness. Ninja Shadow will be the challenger in April, and whoever survives all that will meet the winner of the 1st Annual WoW March Madness tournament. Next up, he’s hoping to open up the ranking a little and keep the same guys from dominating title matches. Therefore, effective immediately, automatic rematches are no longer in effect and will be removed from all future contracts. Rematches may be given at the championship committee’s discretion. He is the championship committee. We move on to the match, and Dude Brohan pins Ninja Shadow and has his title rematch (the last one) set for the P4V in 2 weeks.
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Post by branana06 on Sept 26, 2018 16:48:50 GMT -5
Seriously though, why will this fed constantly br 47 times better than mine? Seriously this is awesome
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Post by cotguy130 on Sept 28, 2018 19:57:22 GMT -5
Weekend Wrasslin’ 2/21/81
The Ballroom
Great Crowd
850/38/**
We open backstage with Ace Arcadium and Jet Set Strutter arguing. Ace turns to a production crew member and tells him to get him an opponent out there right now. Strutter tells a different crewman to have him an opponent for the second match. Neither man care that these are on any show format, they will happen.
The announcers offer the customary greetings and run down the scheduled matches including the main event of Almighty Dolla versus Lyndi Harker.
1. Ace is in the ring and Johnny Kobra comes out. Strutter comes and sits at the announcers’ table. Ace tells the timekeeper to keep an exact time on this match, “to the second”. The bell rings and the match begins. 2:12 later, the ref’s hand strikes the mat for the third time and Arcadium gets the win.
2. Ace and Strutter switch places. Chameleon Kid comes out to face JSS. Strutter immediately protests that Kid is regarded as a tougher win than Kobra. Ace insists Kobra is the tougher opponent. 1:58 later, Kid gives up to the 6-Figure Leglock. Strutter looks at Ace and yells “14 seconds faster, punk, and every guy in the locker room will tell you that I beat the better man in the ring”. A frustrated Ace throws down his headset and leaves the table.
3. Mynx defeated Chaka Crass.
4. In a Trios match, Warhawk, Danger Zone, and The Shark defeated Brit Buckingham, Vladimir the Cruel, and El Presidente. Before the match, there was obvious tension with Mother’s team. The announcers remind the fans that El Presidente bought this spot in this match last week with a lot of cash. Mother was going to give Vladimir the day off, but Hammerhead was nursing an injury and not even present, so EP took Hammer’s place. Vlad did not appreciate nearly being ousted even though Mother promised to share the cash with him. EP took the fall off of Warhawk’s First Blood finisher. Vlad went after EP, blaming him for the loss. Brit and Mother broke it up, and both were harsh on Vlad for “not being a team player”.
5. Yuppie VP over Moon Man.
6. We are in the ring with Gothica, Skullgore, and Shop of Horrors. Gothica says that fans have been asking about tension between her and Skullgore. She says there is none, because she won’t have it any other way. Any “tension” the fans may feel is merely Skullgore doing what he’s good at and that’s enforcing his will on others, or, in Gothica’s case, trying to do so. Her will is one even he cannot thwart and he’s learned that. She asks him to verify that this is indeed the situation, and he responds with a slight nod. She asks SoH if they share the vision, and they also nod almost imperceptibly. She says that she is the Queen of Darkness, The Mother of Abominations, and the High Priestess of Nightmares. Now that her cabal is focused on the same things, the entirety of WoW will begin having unpleasant dreams.
7. We go to a clip from the Talk Show, who are having their first WoW guests since the Strutter/Guy incident. This time, the guests are the B-Boys. After some small talk with the hosts, they say they have a surprise for the Mullet Cousins. They show a short video recap of the issues between the two teams. After going back live, the B-Boys introduce…Granny Mullet!! The old lady comes out on a walker in a simple dress and shawl. She’s a very typical “little old lady” with her gray hair in a bun and glasses on the end of her nose. She is very polite and kind to the hosts, and seems to really love Boombox’ and Zap’s company. The host asks her some questions about her grandson’s problems with the B-Boys. It turns out the only thing she’s mad at is Zeke knocking down the old homestead. She says she’s going to “tan his hide” next time she sees him. She calls Boombox and Zap “sweethearts”, and says that Cletus is fibbing when he says Granny asked him to hurt the B-Boys. Granny also apologizes for what her boys did to the “music machine”, and says she will save up and buy a new one. Boombox says that he’s already taken care of it, and a huge portable stereo is rolled onstage. Granny says “that she sure would like to get one of them things for the double-wide” and Zap says that they’ve taken care of that, too. A second box is brought out with “GRANNY” in gold rhinestones across the front. They all go check out the boxes, and Granny is about in tears, hugging everyone. The host says they have some music ready for her. She hits the button he points at, and bluegrass fiddling starts. The B-Boys start square-dancing, and Granny hits the button to stop it. Boombox asks her if she doesn’t like her present, and she replies that she loves it. She wants some different music. She wants that “hop hop rip” music that the B-Boys like. Zap tells her that Cletus says she hates it and its devil music. Granny says if that’s devil music then somebody introduce me to the devil!! BB hits another button and a hip hop beat comes out. As the host sends us to commercial, Granny starts dancing and can be heard to say (in perfect rhythm) ...My name’s Granny/Straight from T-E/DOUBLE N-ONE E-DOUBLE SS-DOUBLE EE.
8. The Blade Blasters over Barbaric Nature.
9. Lyndi Harker over Almighty Dolla. The Queen of Scream comes out. She tells Harker that although she doesn’t deserve a title match, yet, that she’s really looking forward to testing herself against Harker. She asks Harker if she would like a non-title match at St. Valentine’s Day Massacre. Harker accepts.
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Post by cotguy130 on Sept 28, 2018 21:06:58 GMT -5
Valentine’s Day Massacre 2/27/81
Boston Arena
Sold Out
2990/46/***
1. In the first match, Queen of Scream defeated Lyndi Harker in a non-title match. After winning, The Queen told Harker that, despite the new attitude, she still wasn’t ready to compete in “WoW”.
2. In their final rematch for the tag team titles, this time in a Steel Cage, Howl n’ Roar regain the titles from Shop of Horrors.
3. Jet Set Strutter continues his domination of Ace Arcadium with another win. The difference is that this match is one of the best matches in the short history of WoW.
4. O’ Hooligan comes out next with the cruiserweight title. He says that he’s aware he’s not scheduled to defend tonight, but it’s been a while since he’s had a defense. On top of that, he’s feeling sorry for somebody. He reminds everyone about Cabb-O-Mania, the amazing run with the TV title that Pat Cabbage had last summer. It was finally ended by Average Guy, but Mr. Fantasy accused Cabbage of using illegal performance-enhancing substances to achieve that high level of success. The charges ultimately proved false, but Fantasy buries Cabbage in retaliation. “Well”, said O’Hooligan, “as one who cares deeply for the feelings of the less fortunate and less talented, I am setting things right tonight. Pat Cabbage has 30 seconds to get out here, and he gets a shot at this right now. Fantasy is cool with it”. About 28 seconds later, Cabbage emerges in street clothes and tells O’ Hooligan that Cabb-O-Mania is about to run wild on his ass. The bell rings and Cabbage is on O’ Hooligan before he can get his kilt off. Minutes later, Cabbage hits the Garbage Pail Driver for the win and the title.
5. Mother Russia is backstage with The Anti-Americans (Buckingham and Hammerhead), Vladimir the Cruel, El Presidente, and Iron Mask. Vlad appears to be getting along with everyone. Mother says that she doesn’t have a lot to say, but she has a lot to show. She gestures at her men, and says that this is the most talented fighting force in the history of pro wrestling, period. Soon, some combination of all these men will hold every belt in WoW, and all American wrestlers, or anyone who refuses to support their crusade regardless of origin, will be left weeping and broken.
6. In the best match of their series, and also the final one, Arizona Chance successfully defends the World Title against Dude Brohan. After the match, Pierre comes to the ring. He and Chance lock eyes, and Pierre says that Chance should forget the past. Everything is different now, with one exception. Pierre is, once again, the irresistible force AND the immovable object. Chance has…no chance.
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Post by cotguy130 on Sept 28, 2018 23:13:19 GMT -5
Superstar Saturday 3/7/81
Canada Centre
Great Crowd
1148/34/**
1. In the opener, Hammerhead and The Shark fought to a Double Disqualification. El Presidente attacked the Shark after the match, and Warhawk made the save.
2. Wall Street over The Neon Express.
3. The Schmuck over Teeny Norman. Schmuck refused to release the Neck Brace move, and Norman started turning blue. The ref threatened to DQ Schmuck and he released.
4. Almighty Dolla and Sgt. Shipley went to a Double Countout. They took their fight to the floor and completely lost track of the count.
5. Rad Racer over Officer Chip. After recovering from the pin, Chip took the mic. “Boy, one way or another, I am taking you out of WoW. I am the law and your actions are criminal. It’s taken me longer than I thought it would, but I WILL rid this company of you and what you stand for”.
6. El Presidente over Danger Zone.
7. The Chameleon Kid over Pelvis Presley. During the match, Reptile Ranger came to the ring and accosted Big Boss Jr, about the location of his snake. He demanded its return. Boss was obviously upset, but never responded to the question. Presley was distracted by this, and it allowed Kid to hit the Chameleon-Plex for the win.
8. Troglo over Moon Man.
9. Average Guy successfully defended the TV title against Brit Buckingham. After the bell, Brit’s teammates swarmed the ring and assaulted Guy. He fought them off at first, but succumbed to the numbers. Warhawk, Danger Zone, and The Shark made the save.
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The Dream was amazing in many, many ways. I watched it again...Dusty calls him "Bubber". 