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Post by Kip Whistler on Jul 11, 2023 17:24:54 GMT -5
Greetings, grapple fans!
For the first time ever in JWA we've got a Strap Match in our main event! Tensions between "Lord" Taylor Thorin and JWA World Heavyweight Champion "Relentless" Conor Caine have been mounting ever since the two met on opposite sides of a lumberjack tag team match several weeks ago. Now that Thorin and his partner Duke Mongoose have lost the JWA World Tag Team Championship, it appears that Thorin is looking to settle the score with the man who claimed all of Thorin's success was due to outside interference. Conor Caine has proven to be a fighting champion, but with a World title defense coming up in two weeks at Fortune & Glory against Chief Buffalo, could he be standing across the ring from another future challenger? Thorin will guarantee himself a shot at the title with a victory here tonight. Will the stipulation favor our champion? Will this match type prove to be a difference maker for his Lordship? We're about to find out!
(The polls will be open for at least 24 hours. It doesn't matter who you vote for, just that you participate!)
With one former JWA World Tag Team Champion in our main event tonight, that brings me to next week's main event, where the other half of the former champions will be in action. Yes, Duke Mongoose will be taking on one half of the current tag team champions, that being Pierre The Enormous. These two have met before in singles competition, most notably in last year's J-1 Pinnacle Tournament. Who could forget the ending of that match? Surely Duke hasn't forgotten. We expect to hear from the tag champs, Big Waves, during the broadcast tonight. But before next week's match, Duke Mongoose will once again be stepping into the ring this week with the rookie sensation Suddenly Seymour. I hear from Seymour himself that he's got a big surprise in store for Duke tonight. I can't wait!
Coming up in two weeks, for the first time ever in the Glory time slot, will be JWA's flagship pay per view, Fortune & Glory! We listened to the fans who mentioned that the weekend shows sometimes conflicted with their schedules, and we've made the decision to move our big events into the week instead. We look forward to all of you being a part of the event. The main event, as mentioned earlier, will feature "Relentless" Conor Caine defending the JWA World Heavyweight Championship against Chief Buffalo. Also on the card will be the first ever Bungee Cord Match in JWA history as Winter Hex will defend the JWA Women's World Championship against Sakura Watanabe. Winter is sure to have Miss Jessie by her side, as well as Sakura will likely have former champion Daisy Turner by hers. Last, but certainly not least, the pay per view will feature a Falls Count Anywhere match between Tommy End and Red Pirate Rogers. The issues between these two men will finally be settled at Fortune & Glory!
We expect to see some new faces here in JWA in the coming weeks, as well as perhaps some returns? Make sure to tune in every week so you don't miss out!
Let's start the show! Get out there and work your gimmick!
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Jul 11, 2023 17:42:45 GMT -5
*I make my way to the podium with Chesterton and Troglo on my shoulders*
Sal: Howdy Pierre
Pierre: Howdy Sal
Sal: How are you preparing for yo-
Pierre: Chili dogs.... lots of chili dogs....
Sal: I see
Chesterton: Duke resorted to a wet willie in Pierre's last encounter with him so belches and farts are fair game in our eyes...
Troglo: *belches to punctuate our point*
Chesterton: Exactly Trogbro
Sal: Good luck in your match Pierre
Pierre: Thanks Sal *I leave the podium*
Sal: I'm Honest Sal and that's the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth
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Post by Duke Mongoose on Jul 11, 2023 17:46:11 GMT -5
("Fatal Charm" by Billy Idol plays and the fans boo as Duke Mongoose struts and dances his way to the ring)
LeRay: Duke said that this was going to be Suddenly Seymour's funeral here tonight... what are you doing, Beeman?
Beeman: I'm trying to get a hold of Mort Ishin! I'm trying to make arrangements for the late Mr. Seymour!
LeRay: Would you stop! Duke is in the ring and we await the arrival of Suddenly Seymour, who allegedly has a surprise in store for Duke.
Beeman: Maybe he's forfeiting? That would be a welcome surprise!
(Suddenly Seymour jogs his way down to the ring, followed by a bandaged up Earl Jackson. The fans erupt in cheers and applause)
LeRay: It appears that Seymour is being seconded by Earl Jackson for this match! What a development!
Beeman: I thought Jackson was gone for good after he flubbed things up for The Duke and His Lordship!
(The bell sounds and Duke flattens Seymour immediately with a lariat. Duke then begins arguing with Jackson at ringside)
LeRay: I'm not sure if this was the plan, but Mongoose is distracted by Jackson's presence at ringside.
Beeman: That clown has no business being out here!
(Suddenly Seymour nails Duke in the back with a dropkick that sends him ass over teakettle over the top rope to the floor)
LeRay: What a spill for Big Daddy Duke, and now referee Jack LeBiggun is beginning his count.
*One...Two...Three...*
Beeman: Come on Duke, get back in there!
LeRay: Duke seems to be a bit dazed, Beeman. That was quite the fall a moment ago.
*Four...Five...Six...*
LeRay: And now Duke is getting into a verbal altercation with Earl Jackson!
Beeman: Get that bum out of here! And to think he was once considered an Earl!
*Seven...Eight...Nine...*
LeRay: Duke winds up a big right hand but Jackson ducks it! Duke stumbles into the guardrail!
Beeman: Wait! Ref! Hold on! No!
*TEN!*
(The bell rings and Jack LeBiggun raises Suddenly Seymour's hand in victory)
LeRay: What a shocking upset here tonight! Suddenly Seymour has picked up his first victory in JWA, and it's over Duke Mongoose no less!
Beeman: This is a miscarriage of justice! Duke was robbed!
(Enraged, Duke Mongoose slides into the ring and bulldozes over Seymour. The bell begins to sound rapidly as Duke lays in boots to the fallen Seymour. Duke then drags Seymour to his feet and slaps on the Cobra Clutch)
Duke: CALL YOUR GRANDMOTHER! CALL YOUR GRANDMOTHER!
LeRay: I think Duke has lost it! Seymour is lifeless in the Cobra Clutch and it appears the official is powerless to stop it!
Beeman: Earl Jackson is coming into the ring. Normally I wouldn't care what happens to that buffoon, but in his current state and with the way Duke is acting I'm genuinely concerned.
LeRay: Earl is trying to pull Duke off of Seymour - OH MY! Duke swings Seymour by the neck and uses him to knock over Jackson!
Beeman: Get out of there, Earl!
LeRay: Mercifully, Duke has released the hold from Seymour and our ringside physician is tending to him - OH MY! Duke has put the Cobra Clutch on Earl Jackson! This is too much!
Beeman: For once I agree, LeRay! Big Daddy Duke has gone completely insane! Who can stop him?
(Kip Whistler sprints down to the ring, flanked by JWA referees, as well as Yuppie VP and Dyno. The group surround Duke and manage to talk him down and Duke releases Earl Jackson. Duke leaves the ring muttering something under his breath and heads to the back to a sea of jeering fans)
LeRay: While the officials and medical staff attend to Seymour and Jackson, we'll step out for a moment and these words from our sponsors. When we come back, we've got the Strap Match between "Lord" Taylor Thorin and "Relentless" Conor Caine!
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Post by Omega Satyros on Jul 11, 2023 19:07:45 GMT -5
*Coming back from commercials, Timmy Tough is seen waiting in the ring*
LeRay: Welcome back from the break folks, the night keeps going after Suddenly Seymour got viciously brutalized by Duke Mongoose after getting his first win.
Beeman: Yeah, little punk only managed to do it because of Earl Jackson, and even then he couldn't hope to pin Duke.
LeRay: Well we're about to see if another newcomer to JWA can score his first win.
(Andromeda by Satyr begins to play)
Rod C: And making his JWA debut, coming from The Hills of Arcadia, The Mask, The Myth, The Legend, OMEGA SATYROS.
*The masked combatant sprints down to the ring. Entering and staring across the ring at his opponent*
Beeman: Now Mick, what in the world is this guy's deal, looking like some goat man thing.
LeRay: I believe the term is Satyr, as for what he's doing here, we're about to find out.
*Omega quickly gains control of the match, displaying a combination of high-flying acrobatics with Greco-Roman fundamentals*
LeRay: Legend goes this guy's straight out of Ancient Greece, and he looks the part with mat work like that.
Beeman: I can't believe you're taking this seriously, this guy looks like a joke.
*Omega hits the Satyr Kick to lead into the Dionysian Madness, Timmy Tough can't tough out of this one, and taps*
LeRay: Joke or not, he's got the win in his debut match.
*The ref lifts Omega's hand in victory, with Beeman getting up from the announce desk to enter the ring*
Beeman: Okay, what's all this, who exactly are you and what is it you think you're doing here.
Omega: "My name is Omega Satyros, I can't say how I got here, but now that I'm here, I'm going to do what I always have, and that's fight."
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Post by Red Pirate Rogers on Jul 11, 2023 20:48:54 GMT -5
As the opening segment Red Pirate Rogers marches to the ring with his usual tune but a much more focused look on his face. He slips through the ropes and looks around at the fans before he speaks.
"I wanted to come out tonight...just me...because it seems to me that there's a lot that needs to be done.
"Not that much needs to be said, but a lot needs to be done...
"First, Tommy...Mister End...you're a tough man, no doubt about it. I've got no illusions about it. If it was a prize fight, you would be ahead on all cards. You've put me through hell: cage, no cage, I'm not eager to tangle with you again. But I'm going to do it, because it needs to be done. (Cheer)
"I've got to fight you because I need you to recognize that violence isn't all there is to this work, or any work. I've tried to outwit you, but when you knock me senseless...I can't do what I do best. So I'm going to do what I can to stop you with strategy and...with what strength I do have. (Cheer)"
"But it's not just about Tommy, a few weeks ago, Vincenzo "Vinny" Bambino made some pretty hard accusations. That I used him for my own gain. (Fans boo, Rogers pauses) I've been thinking about that a lot...and I think he may have a point. (Fans are surprised) I don't think I meant to, but I can admit that I wasn't thinking about what Vincenzo wanted, or giving him a say in what we did next, that was...selfish. (Fans are murmuring) So..."Vinny" I want to tell you that I am--
(Rogers mic cuts out, there's a crackle from the Jerk-a-tron and he turns to see...)
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Post by Daisy Turner on Jul 11, 2023 20:53:41 GMT -5
Barracuda plays, Daisy and Sakura walk out
Daisy: I just want everyone to shift their attention to what happened at JWA Mania. After my victory against Keziah, not only was I but Sakura were both attacked by Winter Hex and well, Miss Jessie tried. But I would like everyone to know that at Fortune & Glory the ending will not be the same as Mania because just a reminder, Sakura and Winter Hex will be like 70 meters high trying to throw each other off. And because of that Miss Jessie nor can I get involved because well, It's 70 meters high. I know that Sakura is more than capable to deal with Winter Hex and soon, that baby is coming home to us.
Sakura: 冬のヘックス。負ける準備をする
Secret plays and soon Winter & Miss Jessie walk out
Winter: Listen, cut the cute crap. We all know that Sakura isn't going to defeat me, hello I've beaten her twice already. And I don't care if you're going to raise us 70 meters high, the outcome will always be the same, me with my hand raised up high holding the JWA Women's World Championship. And Sakura will do what she should've done the last time she lost to me. Book a flight back to Japan and stay there. This is JWA the place where the big boys plays and fierce females fight. Not where washed up joshi stars c-
Daisy: Okay Winter, you've said enough
Winter: No actually, no I haven't. Now I want to shift my focus on to you, you see you need to come to reality and realize that ever since you lost the JWA Women's World Championship to me you're nothing. No even changing your theme song to Heart is going to help you. What did you think we'd believe you changed your attitude? Well guess what? No. Your still the same brat that you were when you got here. And guess what Daisy? the only reason your still here is because your the girl who brought in a whole new audience to JWA allowing most people here to have food on their plates. That's right you're the meal ticket.
Daisy: Winter, I want you to know I am no one's meal ticket, I came here to prove to the world that Women's wrestling is relevant worldwide and if we are talking about being here. You wouldn't even be in JWA if it wasn't for me. Now I know that at Fortune & Glory Sakura get's the next shot against you. I just want everyone to know that once Fortune & Glory is done. I will not hesitate to challenge you to the most brutal and extreme matches known to woman.
Jessie: Oh so you want Winter Hex to be in the hospital just like Bambi Bambino. Someone who is alone at the hospital because their brother is the prey for the Dutch Destroyer. Yeah you really screwed that one up Daisy. But since Winter needs to prepare for Sakura in 2 weeks time, and you seem like you really need a match. I'll fight you at Mania.
Daisy: Let me guess you want another mud match?
Jessie: Close I challenge you to an evening gown match at JWA Mania!
Daisy: Here we go again, Miss Jessie once again proving that she cannot wrestle. But since you want to try and embarrass me, I'll do it first. You're on!
Beeman: Woohoo. An Evening Gown Match between Daisy Turner & Miss Jessie. Dammit why do Desmond and Puttergill get all the good matches?
LeRay: You're welcome to join them on Mania. You did it before
Beeman: That's right! Yeah I'll be there at Mania to witness this for sure to be 5 star match.
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Post by Dark Mauler on Jul 11, 2023 22:39:46 GMT -5
As the opening segment Red Pirate Rogers marches to the ring with his usual tune but a much more focused look on his face. He slips through the ropes and looks around at the fans before he speaks. "I wanted to come out tonight...just me...because it seems to me that there's a lot that needs to be done. "Not that much needs to be said, but a lot needs to be done... "First, Tommy...Mister End...you're a tough man, no doubt about it. I've got no illusions about it. If it was a prize fight, you would be ahead on all cards. You've put me through hell: cage, no cage, I'm not eager to tangle with you again. But I'm going to do it, because it needs to be done. (Cheer) "I've got to fight you because I need you to recognize that violence isn't all there is to this work, or any work. I've tried to outwit you, but when you knock me senseless...I can't do what I do best. So I'm going to do what I can to stop you with strategy and...with what strength I do have. (Cheer)" "But it's not just about Tommy, a few weeks ago, Vincenzo "Vinny" Bambino made some pretty hard accusations. That I used him for my own gain. (Fans boo, Rogers pauses) I've been thinking about that a lot...and I think he may have a point. (Fans are surprised) I don't think I meant to, but I can admit that I wasn't thinking about what Vincenzo wanted, or giving him a say in what we did next, that was...selfish. (Fans are murmuring) So..."Vinny" I want to tell you that I am-- (Rogers mic cuts out, there's a crackle from the Jerk-a-tron and he turns to see...) *The Red Pirate turns to the Jerk-a-Tron and sees Tommy End, a devilish grin on his face. As Red scowls at the sight of his enemy, Tommy begins to speak.* Tommy End: How touching. The hero finally sees the error of his ways. Listen, I’m very sure Vinny is appreciative of your message. There’s just one issue. It’s a bit too late for messages and apologies. Because I found where the rat was hiding. *The camera zooms out, revealing the bruised and broken Vinny Bambino.* Tommy End: I’d ask Vinny if he has anything to say to you, but he doesn’t seem very talkative to me. Or conscious. Hell, he could be dead for all I know. I suppose I’d better find out. *Tommy nails Vinny with a kick to the ribs, and gets a scream of pain in response as the video cuts off. Red is furious in the ring, and as the video cuts off he storms out of the ring and to the back.* |
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Post by “The Relentless” Conor Caine on Jul 12, 2023 1:54:34 GMT -5
[OOC: Thorin’s going to be busy until later today, but he’s sent me a few spots to work into the match and get things started. I’ll colour these a Regal blue, so you know when it’s him.]
LERAY: "It's time for the main event! And if the words coming out from the two competitors leading up to this are to be believed, this isn't going to be one for the faint hearted!"
BEEMAN: "Yes it's time LeRay, it's time for that phony champion to get his butt whipped by the Lord of the Ring!"
LERAY (sighing): "Anyway, let's head to our ring announcer The Wink for the introductions..."
WINK: "Ladies and gentlemen, it is now time for the main event of the evening..."
Palladio kicks in which as usual turns into the North Panics and the crowd are on their feet booing as first Tembleberry and then "Lord" Taylor Thorin walk out. Thorin looks completely disinterested in what the fans have to say to him, turning his nose up at them. Tembleberry rushes in front, clearing some of the trash away that has been thrown from the crowd.
WINK: "...introducing first, from Port Royal Florida weighing in at 244 and one quarter pounds...LORD TAYLOR THORINNNNNN."
Thorin steps into the ring and is approached by the referee who checks him over and begins to attach the strap to his left forearm.
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Post by “The Relentless” Conor Caine on Jul 12, 2023 2:08:27 GMT -5
“Vonnegut Busy” by Sage Francis hits and the fans jump to their feet. Conor Caine comes through the curtain and pauses to look around the crowd. He’s clutching the JWA title over his left shoulder, and has a mic in right hand.
BEEMAN: What’s he doing with that microphone? Can’t we just let the strap do the talking, please?!
Having saluted the fans, Caine makes his way To the ring.
WINK: Making his way to the ring, from Providence Rhode Island, weighing in at 265lbs: The JWA Champion, “Relentless” Conorrrrr Caaaaaiiiiine!
Caine gets in the ring and squares up to Thorin as the music fades. Caine raises the mic.
CAINE: You have the gall to step to me and tell me how I ought to conduct my business, how I shouldn’t divide my attention. As a pampered man you wouldn’t understand this, but the JWA champion doesn’t have the luxury of focusing on one opponent at a time when everybody in the back is clamouring for what’s his! I keep my head on a swivel and I let every pretender to my throne know that I see them and that I stay ready!
CAINE: I might fire a shot at Chief Buffalo, and I might dangle a carrot for Duke Mongoose, but I’m never not prepared to take on anyone, any place and time. And tonight, your lordship, I’m giving you my undivided attention. As you can see, I’m all laced up so it’s time to put two types of leather to your hide.
Caine passes the mic and belt to the ref and holds out his wrist, ready to be tethered, as the two fighter stare each other down.
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Post by “The Relentless” Conor Caine on Jul 12, 2023 4:25:32 GMT -5
Caine is strapped up and ready. The crowd are 100% behind the JWA Champion tonight. The referee calls for the bell but just as he does, Tembleberry is up on the apron trying to get the referee's attention. Caine wastes no time and clocks Tembleberry with a stiff right!! Tembleberry collapses to the ring apron and to the floor! But that momentary distraction is all Thorin needs and he yanks back on the strap up in between Caine's legs!! Caine felt that one all right and most men in the crowd groan in sympathy.
LERAY: "What a cheap move from Thorin right off the bat!!"
BEEMANS: "What are you talking about LeRay?? Will somebody please check on Tembleberry!!!"
Thorin rushes Caine and catches him flush on the chin with a rising knee before tapping the first turnbuckle. He wastes no time and gets to the second...tap. Now at the third...tap!
LERAY: "This surely can't be over this quickly??!"
BEEMAN: "Yes!!! Haha you get him m'Lord! Put him in his place!"
Thorin reaches out for the fourth and final turnbuckle but is yanked back by Caine...spinning sidewalk slam!!! That breaks the momentum for Thorin and now Caine wraps some of the strap over his fist and goes to mount Thorin, connecting with a couple of smart punches as he does so!
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Post by “The Relentless” Conor Caine on Jul 12, 2023 6:37:45 GMT -5
LeRay: Punches right to the mouth of Taylor Thorin!
Caine stands up, still visibly winded from the low blow. He holds the top rope and takes a breath.
LeRay: And the champion still feeling the effects of that cheap shot moments ago.
Beeman: Yeah, I guess he doesn't keep that head on a swivel.
LeRay: SEAN!!!
Thorin rolls over and begins to get up. Caine sees him on his hands and knees and walks over, hitting a jumping knee drop of the back of Thorin's head.
LeRay: A viscous offensive from Conor Caine, clearly letting the animosity between he and Thorin fuel his decisions right now.
Again, Thorin goes to get up and Conor helps up him, only to kick him in the gut and begin throwing right hands. Caine beats Thorin back towards the ropes before whipping Thorin to the opposite ropes.
LeRay: A dropdown from the JWA Champion, Lord Thorin jumps over and heads to the ropes agai-OW! Conor Caine pulling that strap hard as Thorin runs past, clotheslining his opponent with the leather. Such whiplash!
Caine heads to the first turnbuckle and slaps it, then to the second...
Beeman: That's it, your Lordship! Get up! Get up!
Before Caine can reach the third turnbuckle, Tembleberry leaps up on the apron next to it and tries to shoo Caine away.
LeRay: I don't know what good Tembleberry thought that was going to do but he eats turnbuckle for his troubles, as Conor Caine smashes his head right on the pad. Tembleberry is down on the outside, but look!
Beeman: His Lordship rushes up behind and knees Caine in the back, sandwiching the Champion between himself and the turnbuckles!
LeRay: And now a big back suplex ends Conor Caine's run on the corners and Taylor Thorin is back in control!
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Post by “The Relentless” Conor Caine on Jul 12, 2023 9:39:15 GMT -5
LeRay: Where is he going?
Beeman: Lord Taylor Thorin is climbing up the turnbuckles and now he's hopped over the top rope to the outside...
As Conor Caine gets up near the ropes, Thorin loops a length of the strap and throws it over Caine's head.
LeRay: He's trying to get that strap around Caine's neck to choke him! Caine gets a hand between the strap and his neck. Thorin is unable to get all the pressure!
Beeman: It's irrelevant when you do what His Lordship is doing now.
Thorin leans all of his weight off the apron, pulling back on the strap around Caine's neck. With one hand trapped, he flails with his free arm but it's in vain: his face is beetroot and his eyes are bulging. The referee tries to get Thorin to break the hold.
Beeman: Anything goes in a strap match! And no Conor Caine is fading! The end is in sight!
Caine goes slack for a moment, the referee checks his arm but Caine springs back to life.
LeRay: That's purely instinct from the champion. A knockout wouldn't end this match, but Caine felt the ref check his arm and instantly the adrenaline has taken over!
Caine flails for a second before some cognisance appears in his eyes, he looks to his side and with his free arm grabs the top rope and lurches back.
LeRay: Caine rolls backwards over the top rope and the two men fall to the floor. The strap is released from Caine's neck.
While Conor tries to recover, Thorin is already up and he gets to whipping Caine with the strap. The crowd winces as the welts start forming over Caine's back and around his sides. He tries to crawl away from Thorin, but His Lordhsip doesn't let up, spitting vitriol at Caine all the while...
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Post by “The Relentless” Conor Caine on Jul 12, 2023 10:33:15 GMT -5
Caine gets to the ringsteps and begins kicking back at Thorin, creating room, but it does no good: a knee to the gut stops Caine, and Thorin adds insult to injury by banging Caine's head off the steps.
LeRay: This has been a sickening assault from Taylor Thorin so far. And now he's having Tembleberry assist him in removing the top tier of the ringsteps!
Thorin lifts Caine off the floor and positions him on the bottom set of ringsteps for a piledriver. Caine tries to fight back, he almost manages to get upright and throw Thorin over his back, but Tembleberry comes along at the last second and low blows Caine.
LeRay: Another low blow to the champion! This is becoming a mugging!
Beeman: Chickens coming home to roost, Mick. Conor Caine has led plenty of assaults of his own here in the JWA. Really, His Lordship is like some heroic vigilante, bringing justice to our tyrannical champion.
LeRay: I'll skip that one at the cinema, thanks!
With Caine stunned, Thorin hits the piledriver on the steps. The thud is sickening and the crowd is horrified. Fans rain down trash on Thorin, but he absorbs the heat with a self satisfied grin before instructing Tembleberry to help him get Caine in the ring.
LeRay: I can't believe what I'm seeing. Conor Caine can barely stand!
Beeman: Don't forget, this is the match Conor Caine asked for! Also, I think that vigilante movie about His Lordship should be called "Lord Justice."
LeRay: Will you stop?!!
Now in the ring, Conor Caine can only pathetically hold on to Thorin's leg to try to stop him hitting the turnbuckles. Thorin stomps Caine until he lets go, then proceeds to the turnbuckles.
LeRay: I think I'm going to vomit! Look at how Thorin swans between the turnbuckles, like he hasn't got a care in the world!
Beeman: He doesn't! In fact he's on his way to becoming the next Number One Contender for the JWA Title! And that's not "swanning" Mick: That's swagger!
On his way to the last turnbuckle, Thorin stops short. He struggles to move forward, he pulls on the strap but it doesn't move. He looks towards Conor Caine and his face washes over with shock. In the middle of the ring, between Caine and Thorin, Tembleberry is hogtied in the excess strap. Caine is face down on the mat.
Beeman: What happened?! I was too busy watching His Lordship sail to victory - and calculating my royalties from the inevitable Box Office success of "Lord Justice" - that I didn't see what happened to Tembleberry!
LeRay: Let's take it to an instant replay to see what we missed! As Thorin was walking the corners, Conor Caine had a burst of energy, dragging Tembleberry in under the bottom rope and hogtying him! The fans boos were so loud that Thorin couldn't hear his manager scream for help!
Beeman: A fat lot of luck it did Conor Caine! He's expended the last of his strength with that Hail Mary and it looks like he's out cold!
Thorin stands berating Tembleberry in the middle of the ring as his manager begs to be released.
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Post by “The Relentless” Conor Caine on Jul 12, 2023 14:34:19 GMT -5
Thorin unwraps the strap around Tembleberry’s hands and feet, and continues to admonish him as Tembleberry sheepishly untangles himself from the strap. Finally free, Thorin sends Tembleberry out of the ring with his tail between his legs. With Tembleberry out, Thorin turns to hit the last turnbuckle and sees Caine standing with his hand on it. Caine moves towards Thorin, stalking him.
LeRay: The Champion does not look pleased as Thorin cowers!
His Lordship backs away, his hands up, as Caine advances. Eventually Thorin backs up into a corner. He puts one hand on the corner pad as he continues to beg off to Caine with the other. Caine is unmoved. He takes another steps towards Thorin who ducks out of the way, and continues backing up until he finds himself in another corner.
Beeman: Check it out LeRay, Thorin has hit two turnbuckles and Conor Caine is so angry that he hasn’t noticed!
LeRay: Oh I think he’s noticed!
Caine looks to the next corner and then back to Thorin. Thorin grins sheepishly at him before making a mad dash to the next corner!
LeRay: The chase is on! Conor Caine has jumped over the top rope and is chasing Thorin from the apron - what is he planning?!
Thorin hits the third corner as Caine dashes past him and jumps off the corner of the ring; the strap pulls tight and Thorin is pulled headfirst into the corner with such force he’s knocked half-unconscious.
Beeman: Hey, that still counts! Thorin is on three out of four!
Caine comes back up the ring steps and hops up to the top turnbuckle. He waits for Thorin to stumble around and face him.
LeRay: Crossbody from the top rope! Caine and Thorin are back on their feet… single arm back body drop from Caine, followed by an elbow drop. A series of stomps… now some mounted punches! The fans are eating this up.
Caine gets up, he’s pumped up on adrenaline. He goes to a corner and waits, eyes locked on Thorin, who starts to get to his feet. Caine rushes out of the corner…
LeRay: Spear! Thorin is down and not moving. Now it’s The Relentless One’s turn to hit the corners!
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Post by Dark Mauler on Jul 12, 2023 15:30:41 GMT -5
***Before the main event***
LeRay: Folks, before the JWA Champion Conor Caine takes on Lord Taylor Thorin, we have some live backstage footage to show you, as Red Pirate Rogers is looking for Tommy End.
*The feed cuts to Rogers opening the door to Tommy’s locker room. The Dutch Destroyer isn’t there, but Vinny Bambino is lying in a heap on the floor. Rogers kneels down beside his protege, and is trying to wake him up.*
Red Pirate Rogers: Vincenzo, where is he?
Vinny Bambino: Right… behind you.
*Red turns around into an elbow strike from Tommy End, but he takes it and returns fire with a punch of his own. The ambush quickly breaks down into a hockey fight, both men raining blows down at lightning speeds. Arena security barges into the room to break up the brawl, separating the two men, but only for a moment. Red breaks free and charges at Tommy, and the two enemies go right back to beating the tar out of each other. Even more security enter the room, followed closely by Kip Whistler.*
Kip Whistler: Get these two out of here!
*Red gets dragged out of the room first, blood leaking from somewhere under his mask. Tommy is dragged out soon after, a cut lip not removing the devious grin from the Dutch Destroyer’s face.*
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