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Post by Duke Mongoose on Jul 19, 2023 14:03:55 GMT -5
LeRay: Duke Mongoose is nearly lifeless in the grip of Pierre The Enormous! That belch may have been the final straw!
Beeman: There's GOT to be something in the rule book forbidding Pierre's methods of attack! There's GOT to be!
LeRay: Referee Tasha West checks Duke's arm - it drops once. It drops twice! Will it drop a third time?
Beeman: Why does the referee check three times? If you're dead on the first two you'd most certainly still be dead on the third.
LeRay: It drops a third - NO! Duke Mongoose has sprung to life! He bell claps the giant's ears once - twice - thrice - and escapes the bear hug!
Beeman: Well I'll be darned.
LeRay: Duke with a running clothesline staggers Pierre but doesn't drop him. A second clothesline from Duke staggers Pierre further, but he stays on his feet again! Duke hits the ropes for a third one but Pierre gets his boot up and drops Mongoose to the mat!
Beeman: Oh well. It was fun while it lasted.
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Chad Shredsbury
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The tide cannot be turning… there’s gold on the horizon
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Post by Chad Shredsbury on Jul 19, 2023 15:02:54 GMT -5
Backstage, Chesterton Shredsbury and Troglo watch on the monitor and high five one another to celebrate Pierre’s revival.
Chesterton. That’s it, mate! You’ve got him right where you want him!
Troglo. Big boot to smash Dumpster man into crush petals! Eat his sou!!!
Chesterton. Errr… sure then. That as well.
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Post by "Lord" Taylor Thorin on Jul 19, 2023 15:23:58 GMT -5
Caine stands up from the wreckage and turns his back on Tembleberry, who's being surrounded by officials, and climbs a ringpost, where he stands jaw-jacking at Thorin while motioning around his waist.
Medics rush by Thorin to attend to Tembleberry as Caine again poses in the ring with the title. Thorin drops the microphone and backs off through the curtain. |
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Jul 19, 2023 15:51:16 GMT -5
*I put Duke in position for a powerbomb and take him to powerbomb city*
UP AND DOWN UP AND DOWN UP AND DOWN
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Post by Duke Mongoose on Jul 19, 2023 17:13:48 GMT -5
LeRay: Pierre is wearing out Mongoose with these endless power bombs. Duke may have to give up!
Beeman: Normally I’d argue with you, but you’re right. Duke’s goose is cooked.
LeRay: Wait! Duke manages to shift his weight and is climbing around Pierre’s shoulders! It looks like he’s going for - Yes! Duke has Pierre in the Cobra Clutch!
Duke: CALL YOUR GRANDMOTHER! CALL YOUR GIGANTIC GRANDMOTHER!
LeRay: Can Duke put the big man to sleep?
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Jul 19, 2023 17:16:26 GMT -5
Pierre.... sleepy.....
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Post by Duke Mongoose on Jul 19, 2023 18:42:09 GMT -5
LeRay: Pierre is fading fast! Referee Tasha West checks the big man’s arm… it drops once… twice…
Beeman: Oh my gosh he’s actually done it.
LeRay: The arm drops a third time! Duke Mongoose has won by submission!
Beeman: I can’t believe it! Wait! Yes I can! It was never in doubt! He gets a shot at the tag titles now, right?
LeRay: That’s right, and it looks like Duke is going to let us know who his partner will be.
Duke: Sleep tight, you big pile of crap! When you wake up I want you and Chesterton to shine up those tag belts real nice because you’re going to be handing them over to Big Daddy Duke and… PENGUINO!
Beeman: Great choice - wait, did he say?
LeRay: Duke definitely said Penguino, but that can’t possibly be right. Those two hate each other.
Beeman: Duke’s probably just exhausted from the match. I’m sure he meant to say Taylor Thorin or Chief Buffalo or someone.
Duke: You heard me right! It’s going to be me and Penguino challenging for the tag titles, whether he likes it or not!
(Duke leaves the ring as the fans are left utterly confused)
LeRay: Fans, stay tuned to all of JWA’s media outlets for updates on this situation as we have them. For Sean Beeman, I’m Mick LeRay saying good night and we’ll see you all next week at Fortune & Glory!
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