Post by Dyno on Jul 20, 2023 17:45:42 GMT -5
Haven't done one of these in a while, but happened to put the network on and it was just about to start, so here we go:
Summerslam 1989
NON-TITLE TAG TEAM MATCH
Hart Foundation (Bret “Hitman” Hart & Jim “The Anvil” Neidhart)
Vs Brainbusters (Arn Anderson & Tully Blanchard) [WWF Tag Team Champions] w/Bobby “The Brain” Heenan
***Absolute quality match***
Executors (Mercenary & Splatt)
Vs Thompson Crew (Strongarm & Otto Thompson) w/ The Thinker
Dusty Rhodes
Vs Honky Tonk Man w/”Mouth Of The South” Jimmy Hart
Average Guy
Vs Pelvis Pressley w/ Marty Mimosa
Red Rooster
Vs Mr Perfect
Jobber Joe
Vs Flawless One
***I wanted a "Rassler" here to replace Taylor, so Joe gets the nod. I know he wasn't great as the Rooster, but using a Jobber seems a little harsh***
The Rockers (Marty Jannetty & Shawn Michaels) & Tito Santana
Vs Fabulous Rougeau Brothers (Jacques & Raymond Rougeau) & Rick Martel w/”Mouth Of The South” Jimmy Hart
Neon Express (Jessie Wilde & Chet Skye) & Juan Tijuana
Vs Fantastique French Berets (Francois & Pepe Beret) & Ricardo Suave w/ Marty Mimosa
INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE MATCH
Ultimate Warrior
Vs “Ravishing” Rick Rude[WWF Intercontinental Champion] w/ Bobby “The Brain” Heenan
***I hate the shitty dub of Rude’s music on the network. What was wrong with the original? Plus it’s SO LOUD!!!***
BuZZsaW
Vs Exotic Rick w/ The Thinker
Demolition (Ax & Smash) & “King” Duggan
Vs The Twin Towers (Big Bossman & Akeem) & Andre The Giant w/ “The Doctor Of Style” Slick & Bobby “The Brain” Heenan
Destruction (Chopper & Cutthroat) & Hardhat Bud Duncan
Vs Bail Bondsman, Willy Mammoth & Pierre The Enormous w/ The Thinker
***I'm convinced when we get a One Man Gang parody, a Slick parody will come with him. Like when we got Jimmy Hart & Greg Valentine parodies***
Hercules
Vs Greg “The Hammer” Valentine w/ ”Mouth Of The South” Jimmy Hart
Ruffules
Vs Mallet Allen w/ Marty Mimosa
“Superfly” Jimmy Snuka
Vs “Million Dollar Man” Ted Dibiase w/ Virgil
Haka Tonga
Vs Mr Tycoon w/ Gargoyle
***Another one missing from the managers department is a simple bodyguard type. You could combine Virgil & Mr Hughes for this***
Hulk Hogan & Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake w/ Miss Elizabeth
Vs “Macho Man” Randy Savage & Zeus w/ “Sensational” Sherri
Dude Brohan & Stufmuffin w/ Princess Starbright
Vs King V & Jupiter w/ Queen Of Mean
***Liz will arrive one day. Maybe we'll have a new managers update like when we got the animal mascots. Boom, here's Slick, Liz, Virgil, Harley Race, etc***
Summerslam 1989
NON-TITLE TAG TEAM MATCH
Hart Foundation (Bret “Hitman” Hart & Jim “The Anvil” Neidhart)
Vs Brainbusters (Arn Anderson & Tully Blanchard) [WWF Tag Team Champions] w/Bobby “The Brain” Heenan
***Absolute quality match***
Executors (Mercenary & Splatt)
Vs Thompson Crew (Strongarm & Otto Thompson) w/ The Thinker
Dusty Rhodes
Vs Honky Tonk Man w/”Mouth Of The South” Jimmy Hart
Average Guy
Vs Pelvis Pressley w/ Marty Mimosa
Red Rooster
Vs Mr Perfect
Jobber Joe
Vs Flawless One
***I wanted a "Rassler" here to replace Taylor, so Joe gets the nod. I know he wasn't great as the Rooster, but using a Jobber seems a little harsh***
The Rockers (Marty Jannetty & Shawn Michaels) & Tito Santana
Vs Fabulous Rougeau Brothers (Jacques & Raymond Rougeau) & Rick Martel w/”Mouth Of The South” Jimmy Hart
Neon Express (Jessie Wilde & Chet Skye) & Juan Tijuana
Vs Fantastique French Berets (Francois & Pepe Beret) & Ricardo Suave w/ Marty Mimosa
INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE MATCH
Ultimate Warrior
Vs “Ravishing” Rick Rude[WWF Intercontinental Champion] w/ Bobby “The Brain” Heenan
***I hate the shitty dub of Rude’s music on the network. What was wrong with the original? Plus it’s SO LOUD!!!***
BuZZsaW
Vs Exotic Rick w/ The Thinker
Demolition (Ax & Smash) & “King” Duggan
Vs The Twin Towers (Big Bossman & Akeem) & Andre The Giant w/ “The Doctor Of Style” Slick & Bobby “The Brain” Heenan
Destruction (Chopper & Cutthroat) & Hardhat Bud Duncan
Vs Bail Bondsman, Willy Mammoth & Pierre The Enormous w/ The Thinker
***I'm convinced when we get a One Man Gang parody, a Slick parody will come with him. Like when we got Jimmy Hart & Greg Valentine parodies***
Hercules
Vs Greg “The Hammer” Valentine w/ ”Mouth Of The South” Jimmy Hart
Ruffules
Vs Mallet Allen w/ Marty Mimosa
“Superfly” Jimmy Snuka
Vs “Million Dollar Man” Ted Dibiase w/ Virgil
Haka Tonga
Vs Mr Tycoon w/ Gargoyle
***Another one missing from the managers department is a simple bodyguard type. You could combine Virgil & Mr Hughes for this***
Hulk Hogan & Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake w/ Miss Elizabeth
Vs “Macho Man” Randy Savage & Zeus w/ “Sensational” Sherri
Dude Brohan & Stufmuffin w/ Princess Starbright
Vs King V & Jupiter w/ Queen Of Mean
***Liz will arrive one day. Maybe we'll have a new managers update like when we got the animal mascots. Boom, here's Slick, Liz, Virgil, Harley Race, etc***
