Branana's ABCW

[branana06]

Jun 1980
Week 3
Weekend Wrasslin'

1. Great Ginzu defeats Max Attack with the Foot to the face after a very competitive match.

2. Dangerzone narrowly defeats Cutthroat Carter by DQ after Iron Mask came out and attacked Dangerzone for no reason. Mask said that he wants to challenge Dangerzone to a match at Beach Brawl. Dangerzone accepts, just to get ambushed from behind by Iron Mask.

3. Valley Girl cuts a promo about why she should be the ABCW Ladies champion, because she asked for it. Mr. Fantasy tells her that things don't work that way, and VG throws a fit in the ring, and even slaps a fan.

4. The Metalheads beat The World's Worst Tag Team in a horrible match.

5. Moon Man defeats Keith Blood with the Moonsault.

6. Mr. Fantasy comes out for the ABCW World Title contract signing between Arizona Chance and Mr. Tycoon. Things go surprisingly peacefully until near the end, when Chance dumps the table on Mr. Tycoon. Chance then chases Tycoon to the back.

7. Freedom Fighter and Magnus Muscle defeat Frat Boy Bullies after a distraction by Muscle's normal tag team partner, Pat Cabbage.

8. The debuting Michael T. Wolf has a training video, where he is shown completely dismantling his trainer and showing great wrestling skills.

9. Mighty Leo gets a huge upset over Dude Brohan after Chance's music came on and distracted Brohan. Brohan says that Chance better hide until Beach Brawl, because Brohan will chase you.

Next Week...
The ABCW World title match!
Dangerzone takes on Iron Mask!
A TV title match featuring Zen
And Much More!!!

[branana06]

Jun 1980
Week 4
Tag Team Invitational (Sorry for scrapping the other card but the update came so i wanted to try it out)

1. In the first match in the tournament, The Adventurers defeat Wall Street.

2. The Neanderthals defeat Neon Express in a fun matchup.

3. Frat Boy Bullies defeat Nerd Alert in a quick squash match.

4. The Executers defeat Supernova with the Canadian Cloverleaf in a very hard fought match.

5. Princess Starbright retains the Ladies title over Countess with the Rainbow Connection.

6. The Adventurers defeat the Neanderthals in a match considered "Land Of The Lost" between four onorthodox competitors.

7. The Exectuers defeat Frat Boy Bullies in a surprisingly good match to determine the final match.

8. Dude Brohan cuts a generic promo which has surprisingly nothing to say about it, he just puts himself over like only Dude Brohan can.

9. In the Tag Team Invitational finals, The Exectuers get the upset over the Adventurers. After the match, Mr. Fantasy presents them with a trophy, and they celebrate with all the other heels, and the show fades to black.

[branana06]

Jul 1980
Week 1
Superstar Saturday

1. Mr. Fantasy comes out and states that because the Executers won the tag team invitational, they will be the #1 contenders for the ABCW Tag Team titles . All-Pros come out and say that they don't care what the Executers have won, they have never won the titles and they will never win the titles as long as the All-Pros are Tag Team champions.

2. Teeny Norman loses to Goblinknight in a basic piss break match.

3. Before Brohan's match, the camera cuts to Chance dragging Brohan out of his limo and beating him with a pipe. It was so brutal that they had to censor Brohan's face. The last shot is of Chance walking away, leaving a bloodied Brohan walking to the ring. During Brohan vs Papa Chopper, Chance sits at ringside to watch the chaos mostly dominated by Chopper. The only reason Beohan won is when Chance distracted Chopper while trying to give him a foreign weapon, allowing Brohan to roll him up for the victory.

4. Brute defeats Chameleon Kid with the Brute Force after a distraction by Massacre.

5. Soul Daddy defeats Rad Racer with the Soul Glow.

6. Freedom Fighter gets the win over Brit Buckingham after Ryan Regret accidently spritzed Buckingham instead, allowing Freedom Fighter to take advantage.

7. The Piranha defeats Starboy in a definite match of the year candidate.

8. In the semi main event, O Hooligan defeats Devin Van Winkle with the barroom brawl in a very competitive match between two totally different styles.

9. Mr. Tycoon defeats Mighty Leo with the Money Maker.

[branana06]

Jul 1980
Week 2
Sunday Night Slam

1. Before the first match we see Max Attack get beaten down backstage by a hooded figure. The attacker runs away, leaving Max sprawled on the floor. The hooded figure takes his place in his match. The hooded man defeats Soul Daddy with a powerslam.

2. Supernova lose to The Neanderthals after Troglo stupidly purposefully hits The Piranha, knocking Piranha on top of a prone Starboy, getting the win. After the match Piranha tells Teoglo that he has personally scheduled a match for him next week against a surprise opponent. The audience is left wondering who he is talking about.

3. Reptile Ranger defeats Soul Daddy with the Down Under DDT.

4. Mr. Fantasy is shown at his desk rewatching the Max Attack footage from earlier and announdes that if the attacker does not reveal his identity by the end of the month, he will be arrested for assault.

5. Devin Van Winkle comes out and gives a open challenge to anyone in the back who wants it. Nobody comes out, and Devin walks away looking dissapointed.

6. Rad Racer defeats Officer Chip with the Cop Drop.

7. All-Pros defeat Frat Boy Bullies in a warm up match for their Tag Title defense at Summer Smash.

8. Dude Brohan says that once he has recovered from his injury, he is coming for the World Title one last time in a BURNING RING MATCH!!!!!

9. Zen defeats Brute to retain the TV title.

[branana06]

Jul 1980
Week 3
Weekend Wrasslin'

1. Troglo comes out for his mystery opponent and stares at the titantron waiting. The Pirahna shows up on screen and announces that his "twin brother" will be Troglo's opponent, and out comes the Shark. Troglo makes surprisingly quick work of the Shark and manages to defeat him. After the match Troglo says that The Shark is no match for him and that he is almost as bad as his tag team partner. The Shark unmasks himself to reveal The Pirahna, who attacks Troglo and the two brawl to the back.

2. Freedom Fighter defeats Great Ginzu when the hooded man from last week attacks Freedom Fighter, causing a disqualification. The hooded man gets tackled by security before scramming off out of the arena.

3. Teeny Norman defeats The Schmuck in a really crappy match.

4. Mr. Fantasy says that the hooded man is barred from the arena, which allows the hooded man to come in and hit Mr. Fantasy with a pool cane.

5. Soul Daddy defeats Dungeon Crawler with the Soul Flow.

6. O Hooligan is shown walking into his bar as the camera pans over and shows the hooded man throwing beer bottles at Hooligan, which causes Hooligan to get knocked unconsious. He then travels back in the audience and seemingly dissapeers.

7. Warhawk defeats Mercenary with a Machine Gun Fist.

8. Dude Brohan talks to Arizona Chance about their burning ring match, saying that Chance will get to feel the pain that he did after Chance injured him.

9. Mighty Leo defeats Mr. Tycoon with the Thunderstrike.

[branana06]

Jul 1980
Week 4
Red White and Blue Bash

1. The Executers take the Tag Team titles away from the All-Pros. All-Pros are furious that they lost their Tag Titles and trash the Executers locker room, including cutting up their gear with scissors and shredding their paychecks with a knife. They both get dragged away by security as the Executers yell at them back and they clean up their stuff.

2. In a triple threat match, Exotic Rick defeats El Presidente and Devin Van Winkle.

3. Honest Al somehow stumbles across the hooded man backstage. He asks him why he is running roughshot all throughout ABCW. The man slowly takes off his mask while saying his WWW catchphrase "Blackjack, Baby!" and Ace Of Spades reveals himself as the mystery attacker. Ace Of Spades annnounces he has signed a contract with ABCW after abruptly quitting WWW. He attacks Honest Al and runs off.

4. Johnhy Kobra retains the Cruiserweight title over Chet Skye.

5. The show cuts to a pre recorded arm wrestling contest between Dr. B and Freedom Fighter, with Dr. B winning.

6. Dude Brohan finally claims the title after defeating Arizona Chance in a burning ring match, which can only be shown on the website due to being too graphic.

[branana06]

Aug 1980
Week 1
Superstar Saturday

1. A hihlight video from the P4V shows the end of the burning ring match, and all the highlights of the event. Dude Brohan comes out and celebrates as champion. Arizona Chance comes out and congratulates him on his victory. The two raise each others arms up and head to the back together.

2. Sgt. Shipley defeats Valley Girl.

3. Starboy defeats Officer Chip.

4. The Executers come out and mock the All-Pros, including burning the Blitz's jersey and destroying Slammer's baseball bat. All-Pros come out and attack, but the Executers are able to get away and avoid another attack.

5. Keith Blood over Chet Skye.

6. The debuting Hammerhead defeats Jobber Joe with the Russian Sickle.

7. The Shark over Vladimir the Cruel. After the match Troglo attacks the Shark and asks for a match at the next P4V which Shark accepts.

8. The debuting Valedictorian defeats Devin Van Winkle with the Savage Elbow.

9. Zen defeats El Presidente to retain the TV title.

[branana06]

Official ABCW Draft

High Impact (show renamed Sunday Night Impact)

GM: Ryan Regret
1. Dude Brohan
2. O Hooligan
3. Mighty Leo
4. Dr. B
5. Exotic Rick
6. Reptile Ranger
7. Great Ginzu
8. Troglo
9. Drool
10. All Pros
11. Pelvis Pressly
12. Auntie Voodoo
13. The Gladiators
14. Mad Arab
15. Princess Starbright
16. Metalheads
17. Gothica
18. Insectoids
19. Keith Blood
20. Skullgore
21. Rad Racer
22. Cutthroat Carter
23. Mullet Cousins
24. Red Pirate Rogers
25. The Schmuck
26. Mandonna
27. Pop King
28. Iron Mask
29. Goblinknight
30. Earl Jackson
WILDSIDE (show renamed Weekend Wildside)

GM: Mr. Bonsai
1. Arizona Chance
2. Ace Of Spades
3. Valedictorian
4. Zen
5. Freedom Fighter/Hammerhead
6. Devin Van Winkle
7. El Presidente
8. The Piranha/Shark
9. Doberman Denny
10. The Executers
11. Neon Express
12. Countess
13. American Heroes
14. Sgt. Shipley
15. Michael T. Wolf
16. Valley Girl
17. Glam
18. Max Attack
19. Johnny Kobra
20. Chameleon Kid
21. Ruffian
22. Soul Daddy
23. Nerd Alert
24. Yuppie VP
25. World's Worst Tag Team
26. Jobber Joe
27. Officer Chip
28. Dungeon Crawler
29. Tommy Tough
30. Vinny Bambino

More News as we get it here at the ABCW DRAFT!!!

[branana06]

Aug 1980
Week 2
Sunday Night Impact

(Anyone Who was not drafted is a free agent and can be used on either show)

1. The show starts off with the new GM of High Impact, Ryan Regret addressing the audience. He says that he is thrilled to be your new GM and that he will try to bring you the best action every single week. He says that tonight will be no exception, with an amazing main event. Dude Brohan, the ABCW champ, comes out and questions Regret's credentials as GM, but Ryan tells him not to worry about it.

2. In the first match on Sunday Night Impact, Red Pirate Rogers defeats Goblinknight in quick fashion with the Swashbuckler.

3. The Metalheads talk about being part of the new brand aplit, and how it opens more opportunities from them to shine and they will prove it tonight. Cesar Sleaze loses to Rad Racer. They proceed to throw a temper tantrum in the ring after the match.

4. Ryan Regret comes put and says that he has a huge surprise for everyone, and the returning PELVIS PRESSLY returns and destroys Pop King with the Heartbreaker.

5. Skullgore is shown at a graveyard, destroying graves and cackling for a solid 7 minutes straight. It is really surprising that people cared for this segment, considering how bad the skit was.

6. Keith Blood defeats Crash with the Crucifix.

7. Drool defeats Mad Arab with the Atomic Wedgie.

8. Princess Starbright talks about how there is no ladies competition, and that if no one else is able to give her a challenge, she wants to wrestler the men. Ryan Regret books her for next Superstar Saturday against Herman The Nerd.

9. Dr. B defeats Mighty Leo with The Clubber. Ryan Regret comes out after the match and announces Dr. B as the new #1 contender for the World title.

[El presidente]

Some questions about the new brandsplit

What will happen with superstar saterday ?
What titles go with what brands ?

[branana06]

Nov 3, 2018 6:57:54 GMT -5 El presidente said:

Some questions about the new brandsplit

What will happen with superstar saterday ?
What titles go with what brands ?

1. Superstar Saturday will feature four matches from each brand. The ninth match goes to the higher ranked show the previous month.

2. All titles will float across brands, that is what the multi brand P4Vs are for. They may be on one show for a long time, but are not actually brand exclusive.

[branana06]

BRANANA'S ABCW IS RETURNING

NEW SHOWS COMING SOON!

[Magnifico jr.]

Feb 24, 2019 21:05:43 GMT -5 branana06 said:

BRANANA'S ABCW IS RETURNING

NEW SHOWS COMING SOON!

cool

[branana06]

Aug 1980
Week 3
Weekend Wildside

1. Mr. Bonsai comes out and greets everyone by welcoming them to the show. He announces that there will be both a TV Title match and a World title match, as Zen goes up against Mercenary and High Impact star Dude Brohan goes up against Ace Of Spades in his first ABCW match. He geta interrupted by Mr. Tycoon as Tycoon says that he has been scouting all rival companies in the world to try and find new talent, and that he has found a man who will terrorize the Wildside roster, and his name is Pierre The Enormous. To test his skills, Bonsai puts Pierre up against Chameleon Kid. Chaeleon Kid gets two moves of offense, consisting of a dropkick and a knife edge chop before Pierre starts throwing Kid around the ring, much to the delight of Mr. Tycoon at ringside. Pierre makes short work of him and finishes him with a huge powerslam.

2. Devin Van Winkle goes over Soul Daddy in a #1 contender match for the ABCW Curiserweight championship at Summer Smash. After the match Devin brings out his brothers Terry and Damon, who together are going to rid ABCW of all evil, which prompts a man wearing a hockey mask apparently called the "Slashmaster" comes out and completely destroys all three Van Winkles, so bad that Damon has to leave on a stretcher.

3. We see another new debut as Ninja Star gets the win over Officer Chip with a Shinobi Slam.

4. Ruffian over Jobber Joe, although Joe almost gets the roll up after Johnny Kobra interferes and accidently hits Ruffian when the ref Magnifico Jr's back is turned.

5. We see Hammerhead come out with his new comrade Mother Russia, who promises that anyone who tries to step int he way of the Russian Demolisher will be brutally beaten and then thrown out to the streets like all the other American idiots in Boston.

6. Doberman Denny reveals his partner Doberman Duke, who loses to El Presidente.

7. The camera cuts to Valedictorian arguing witn Mr. Bonsai about why Ace should be in the World title match over him. Bonsai says that if Valedictorian wants a shot at the title, he wil have to face a mystery opponent two weeks from now on Superstar Saturday.

8. Zen defeats Mercenary to retain the TV title.

9. Dude Brohan retains the ABCW World title as he defeats Ace Of Spades with the Big Bro Leg Drop. After the bell sees Pierre The Enormous, Mr. Tycoon, Valedictorian and Ace Of Spades all taking turns beating down Dude Brohan, with them raising each other's arms in victory as the show fades to black.

[branana06]

Aug 1980
Week 4
Summer Smash

1. Ninja Star defeats Johnny Kobra for the ABCW Cruiserweight title with the shinobi slam/katana kick combo. After the match Ninja Star thanks everyone from his native homeland who came to see him wrestle in America.

2. Pierre The Enormous keeps him momentum from last week going as Pierre, accompanied by The Thinker, makes quick work of Pat Cabbage.

3. Ace Of Spades explains his actions in the past couple months. He claims that he ran roughshot during ABCW shows to prove a point that ABCW isn't relevant without him, and that the only reason ABCW made news headlines was because of him attacking everyone. Max Attack comes out and says that he thinks what Ace Of Spades did was the cheap method, and thst the only reason he did this is because he knew he couldn't make headlines during his matches. After some back and forth arguing Ace challenges Max to a match on Superstar Saturday, which Max accepts.

4. In an ABCW TV title match, Zen defeats Skullgore with the Triple Force.

5. Hammerhead accompanied by Mother Russia defeats Michael T. Wolf with the Russian Sickle.

6. The Executers defeat All-Pros for the ABCW Tag Team titles. Despite losing, the All-Pros still try and offer a handshake to the Executers, which they graciously with a sucker punch each.

7.  Arizona Chance cuts a generic self promotion dramatic promo like only Grey Ass Arizona Chance can.

8.   Princess Starbright defetas Chaka Crass to retain the ABCW Ladies title.

9. In the Main Event, Dude Brohan retains the ABCW World title over Dr. B after two big bro leg drops. Dr. B put up a great effort but just can't match up to the sheer resilience of Brohan, and eventually tires out and crumbles. After the match both men shake hands and raise each other's arms up, almost like they instantly became best friends.