F.L.O.W (Fierce Ladies Of Wrestling)

[Daisy Turner]

This is just a just a basic rundown of what Flow is and what will be happening. F.L.O.W is an all Ladies Wrestling Promotion parodied off G.L.O.W. The cast will feature all Ladies from 80's Mania Wrestling excluding: Elara Nexus alt (Elara Nexus OG is in), Countess Revila (Countess is in), Dandelion (Dande is in), Kit Pistol alt (Kit Pistol OG is in) and The Schmuck (Obvious reasons). Each episode will feature 5 segments (3 matches and 2 skits) and so often there will be a Super Flow which features 9 segments (5 matches and 4 skits). There are 3 Championships to be won, as usual you have the World and Tag however we also have the Ultimate 5 Championship. Which will be won in 5v5 matches.

Each Lady will have their own rap in the case of a Tag Team match one member's rap will be played at random.

[Daisy Turner]

F.L.O.W Episode 1 "Pilot"

🎵 We're the Fierce Ladies of Wrestling
We're all champions in the ring
We may be girly but we never flee
We live in a world with no mercy

We have big great battles in the ring
You better watch out or you'll take a swing🎵

"Welcome to the Fierce Ladies of Wrestling, this is FLOW! I am your host Sweeti Pie. Tonight for our pilot. Every match will be championship match. So lets not waste any time and get on to it"

{Match 1}
Sweeti Pie: The following contest is a 10-Woman Tag Match, and it is for the FLOW Ultimate 5 Championship. Introducing first. At a combined weight of 695lbs. The Team of Succubus, Femme Fatale, Ms. Misery, Jenny Dreadful & Valley Girl!

Femme Fatale's Rap plays-
🎵 I'm Femme Fatale from another place
I'm so exceptional you can't see my face
But rest assured that I won't stop
I'll scratch and claw my way to the top🎵

And their opponents at a combined weight of 620lbs. The Team of Mynx, Princess Starbright, Aurora, Penny Dreadful & Sissy The Ghoulie Hunter!

Aurora's Rap plays-
🎵I am Aurora, defender of honor
When you square up with me I swear your a goner
I give it my all and I fight with pride
Against me, your in for a hell of a ride🎵

Team Aurora defeat Team Succubus

{Skit}
Sirens play and we see a shadow figure go to climb the fence, they trip on the fence and fall face down *audience laugh* The camera show Sydney St. Cloud
Sydney: You saw nothing *audience laugh*
Sydney St. Cloud runs off and the skit ends

{Match 2}
Sweeti Pie: The following contest is a Tag Team Match. And it is for the FLOW Tag Team Championships. Introducing first, at a combined weight of 235lbs. The team of Dande & Trixie!

Trixie's Rap plays-
🎵Konichiwa to all my fans
I hope you all like my slams
I work all day and I fight all night
Seeing me is quite a sight🎵

And their opponents, at a combined weight of 250lbs. The team of Chaka Crass & Elfette!

Chaka Crass' Rap plays-
🎵Hello everyone yes it is I
The most fabulous thing that'll never die
My opponents fear me because of my beauty
And I'll kick you ass, all the way to Djibouti🎵

Dande & Trixie defeat Chaka Crass & Elfette

{Skit}
Sissy The Ghoulie Hunter and Penny Dreadful are out on the streets hanging out
Sissy: It's so great to be hanging with you
Penny: I agree however I would appreciate it if you lowered your stake
Sissy looks at her stake and hides it behind her back *audience laugh*
Sissy: Anyways what a great moment, we are both 2/5 of the Ultimate 5 Championship an-
Penny: Please put your garlic away
Sissy: Oops *Throws garlic away* *audience laugh*. Wait if your in the sunlight. How are you not burnt?
Penny: Simple... I use FAB's Sunscreen. Get it today at your nearest FAB Store.

{Main Event}
Sweeti Pie: This is your MAIN EVENT! And it is for the FLOW World Championship! Introducing first. From Dallas, Texas weighing 140lbs... Lyndi Harker!

🎵I'm a true champ from the USA
I don't come to work and play
You fight me, you'll lose
Everyone knows I bring the views🎵

And her opponent. From Moscow, Russia weighing 150lbs... Mother Russia!

🎵 Puny Americans shouldn't mess with me
Where I'm from we take down trees
You go against me, you'll be hurled
So show your respect to the greatest nation in the world🎵

Lyndi Harker defeats Mother Russia

[Daisy Turner]

F.L.O.W Episode 2 "Head to Head"

🎵 We're the Fierce Ladies of Wrestling
We're all champions in the ring
We may be girly but we never flee
We live in a world with no mercy

We have big great battles in the ring
You better watch out or you'll take a swing🎵

Sweeti: Welcome to FLOW! I am your host Sweeti Pie. And tonight you will see the most fierce ladies in all of professional wrestling duke it out. Tonight we have all 1v1 matches set. Let's not waste any time and begin with our first match

{Match 1}
Sweeti: Introducing first, accompanied to the ring by Sissy The Ghoulie Hunter, weighing 115lbs, from Suburbia. 1/5 off the FLOW Ultimate 5 Championship, Penny Dreadful!

🎵Supernatural and paranormal
I will never act so formal
Through those ropes will be fun
at least... for one🎵

And her opponent, also weighing 115lbs, from Salem, Jenny Dreadful!

🎵My sister thinks she's so tough
I believe I call bluff
If you don't believe watch and see
*Gothic language*🎵

Jenny Dreadful defeats Penny Dreadful (Distraction from Gothica)

{Skit}
Child: But teacher I don't want to
Ms. Misery: You'll do as I say you-
The remainder of this line has been censored due to the obscurities said by Ms. Misery. Please don't take any offense, we love children
Child starts crying
Ms. Misery: Enough whining, off you go, to the rapid dogs *audience laugh*
Child tries to resist but the camera goes to black and we hear a sound, followed by dragging then rapid dogs barking, camera turns on
Ms. Misery: Don't worry, you won't die. Only major injuries *audience laugh*

{Match 2}
Sweeti: The following contest is set for 1 fall. Introducing first weighing 125lbs, from Galaxian HQ, Elara Nexus!

🎵*muffled noises*
*Muffled noises* *she realises and takes the helmet off*
This girl doesn't fear anything
This girl's walking out with everything🎵

And her opponent, weighing 135lbs, from the Lap of Luxury, she is the Queen of Mean!

🎵I'm the Queen of Mean and my name says it all
When I get in the ring I'll show you a brawl
I'm the greatest thing Flow has ever seen
And that's why I am truly the Queen of Mean🎵

Elara Nexus defeats Queen of Mean

{Skit}
Kit Pistol is banging on the drums
It's very loud, too loud... Then *snap*
Kit Pistol: Aww dammit... That's the 30th pair this week! *audience laugh*

{Main Event}
Sweeti: This is your MAIN EVENT! Introducing first, accompanied by Dande, weighing 110lbs, from Osaka Japan, she is 1/2 of the FLOW Tag Team Championships, Trixie!

🎵Konichiwa to all my fans
I hope you all like my slams
I work all day and I fight all night
Seeing me is quite a sight🎵

And her opponent, weighing 180lbs *Trixie gulps*, from Cimmeternia, Valkyrie!

🎵I'm the strongest thing this world has seen
Nothing wants to get in between
Take one look at my physique
compared to me... your weak🎵

Valkyrie defeats Trixie

After the match Serpentina Stone enters the ring and attacks Dande. Stone & Valkyrie take out Trixie and Dande as they stand strong and tall holding the FLOW Tag Team Championships

[Daisy Turner]

F.L.O.W Episode 3 "Number #1 Contender"

🎵 We're the Fierce Ladies of Wrestling
We're all champions in the ring
We may be girly but we never flee
We live in a world with no mercy

We have big great battles in the ring
You better watch out or you'll take a swing🎵


Sweeti: Welcome to FLOW!!! I'm your host Sweeti Pie! Every match tonight will be a Number #1 Contendership match. Get prepared everyone. And let's get ready to feel the FLOW!

{Match 1}
Sweeti: The following contest is a 10-Woman Tag Team Match, Introducing first, at a combined weight of 720lbs. The team of Devastatia, Gorgon Tokoro, Succubus, Jenny Dreadful & Gothica!

🎵I'm the most feared in history
making sure you don't leave with a victory
I'll destroy everyone, including you
you don't know what you've put yourself through🎵


and their opponents, at a combined weight of 689lbs. The team of Sydney St. Cloud, Glam, Helga Schmidt, Bambi Bambino & Kit Pistol!

🎵I'm strong as hell and I'm tough as nails
All of my opponents are slow as snails
I try my best to make sure I get the pin
If you ever need anyone, I'll fill in🎵


Team Gorgon Tokoro defeat Team Bambi Bambino

{Skit}
We are in an unknown spaceship full of alien, one by one they all get blasted, the camera pans to see Elara Nexus
Nexus: And that's the last of them. I am the bounty hunter of aliens and one by one they'll all go down. Just like how tonight I'm going to defeat The Almighty Dolla and earn my place as the #1 Contender for the FLOW World Championship. Well then I'll see you there

{Match 2}
Sweeti: The following contest is a tag team match scheduled for 1 fall. Introducing first, at a combined weight of 335lbs, the team of Serpentina Stone & Valkyrie!

🎵One good look you'll know I'm mighty
You step up to me you'll go nighty nighty
Have a look at me, I'm a stud
What can I say, it's the Italian blood🎵


And their opponents, at a combined weight of 465lbs, the team of Bombshell and Madam Tiki!

🎵Fiji born with pride and joy
I am larger than many boys
I'm a problem when you step up to me
You better listen to Madam Tiki🎵


Valkyrie & Serpentina Stone defeat Bombshell & Madam Tiki

{Skit}
There is now a battlefield where men and women are being slaughtered, Aurora shows riding a horse up and destroys the entire field
Aurora: I am Aurora, defender of honor. 1/5 of the FLOW Ultimate 5 Championship. I await our challengers for Super Flow. Our army is stronger than ever and there is no way we will lose this fight. Towards to victory!

{Main Event}
Sweeti: It's time for the MAIN EVENT! Introducing first at this time. From Galaxian HQ, weighting 125lbs. Elara Nexus!

🎵*muffled noises*
*Muffled noises* *she relises and takes the helmet off*
This girl doesn't fear anything
This girl's walking out with everything🎵


And her opponent, from Fort Knox, weighing 140lbs. The Almighty Dolla!

🎵Been around for years, have no fears
Newbies have no chance, when I strut and dance
I'm bold, I'm gruff, pick you up in a twirl
Slam you down into the old school girl🎵

Almighty Dolla defeats Elara Nexus

[Daisy Turner]

F.L.O.W Episode 4 "Super Flow I"

🎵 We're the Fierce Ladies of Wrestling
We're all champions in the ring
We may be girly but we never flee
We live in a world with no mercy

We have big great battles in the ring
You better watch out or you'll take a swing🎵

Sweeti: Welcome to the Super FLOW! This will be the first of many Super Flows and I hope you all enjoy the inaugural. However on the next episode we have a little surprise for everyone. But without further ado lets get on to the first match!

{Match 1}
Sweeti: The following contest is set for 1 fall. Introducing first. from Moscow, Russia. Weighing 150lbs. Mother Russia!

🎵 Puny Americans shouldn't mess with me
In Soviet Union we take down the trees
You go against me, you'll be hurled
So show your respect to the greatest nation in the world🎵

And her opponent. From Chicago, Illinois. Weighing 110lbs. Spunkyyyy Sparks!

🎵I've got a fist full of dymanite with your name on it
get out the way and I'm sure you'll be hit...🎵
No no no that doesn't sound right. Damn it I'm so stupid
Flow wanted this cool rap and I ruined it. Gosh dammit

Mother Russia defeats Spunky Sparks

{Skit}
Tiki: Welcome to The Madam Tiki Dojo! Our guest for our first show is Bambi Bambino *She enters*
Bambi: It's great to be here
Tiki: Here catch!
Madam Tiki throws a dumbbell at Bambino who fails to catch and it knocks her out cold
Tiki: Oops... You good girl?... Hello, Bambino... Well I guess that's all the time we have, join us next time

{Match 2}
Sweeti: The following contest is set for 1 fall. Introducing first. From Hologram City, weighing 130lbs. Glam!!

🎵Glam and glitter, fashion and fame
Those are all the things I claim
I use my moves my skill and my voice
You better not fight me but hey it's your choice🎵

and her opponent. From The Bowery, weighing 150lbs. Kit Pistol!

🎵The drums I hit will be your head
I will make sure you end up dead
The beats I make are better than any
I will put you through a frenzy🎵


Kit Pistol defeats Glam

{Skit}
Smurfs: la la la-la la la, sing a happy song, la la la-la la la, smurf the whole day-
*rock song plays* Elfette joins the scene attacking the smurfs. Suplex, bodyslam, clothesline. The smurf population is dying

{Match 3}
Sweeti: The following contest is a 10-Woman Tag match. And it is for the Ultimate 5 Championship. Introducing the challengers. At a combined weight of 720lbs. The team of Devastatia, Gorgon Tokoro, Succubus, Jenny Dreadful & Gothica

🎵Yes it is I Gothica
calm down boys this ain't no erotica
Everyone knows I am the best
You doubt me? Let's put it to the test🎵


And their opponents. At a combined weight of 620lbs. They are the FLOW Ultimate 5 Champions. The team of Aurora, Mynx, Princess Starbright, Sissy The Ghoulie Hunter and Penny Dreadful

🎵Starbright, Starbright
This gal has no fright
I came to win and look for competition
Just make sure I don't put you in a submission🎵

Team Starbright defeat Team Gothica

{Skit}
Wince: Oh Tiffany! Your daily allowance is here!
Tiff: Oh finally! *She looks through it* Only 1Million?!
Wince: Well we did double it yesterday so it's only fair. You might have to go... get a job
Tiff: This is not fair! Where am I suppose to get a job
Wince: Well there is this wrestling company named FLOW. You might want to check it out.

{Match 4}
Sweeti: The following contest is a tag team match. And it is for the FLOW Tag Team Championships. Introducing the challengers, at a combined weight of 335lbs. The Team of Serpentina Stone & Valkyrie!

🎵I'm the strongest thing this world has seen
Nothing wants to get in between
Take one look at my physique
compared to me... your weak🎵

And their opponents, at a combined weight of 235lbs. They are the FLOW Tag Team Championships. The Team of Dande & Trixie!

🎵The fastest thing is here in flow
I know I can put on a show
Better not get hit by my moonsault
I'm the best baby, and it's all my fault🎵

Serpentina Stone & Valkyrie defeat Dande & Trixie (NEW CHAMPIONS)

{Skit}
Sweeti: This is an arm wrestling contest between Madam Tiki against Queen of Mean. 3, 2, 1, GO!
It moves nowhere, Madam Tiki isn't doing anything while Queen of Mean is sweating. Finally Madam Tiki slightly moves her arm and Queen of Mean goes flying
Sweeti: Your winner is... Madam Tiki!

{Main Event}
Sweeti: This is your MAIN EVENT! And it is for the FLOW World Championship. Introducing the challenger. from Fort Knox, weighting 140lbs. Almighty Dolla!

🎵Been around for years, have no fears
Newbies have no chance, when I strut and dance
I'm bold, I'm gruff, pick you up in a twirl
Slam you down into the old school girl🎵


And her opponent. From Dallas, Texas. Weighing 140lbs. She is the FLOW World Champion, Lyndi Harker!

🎵I'm a true champ from the USA
I don't come to work and play
You fight me, you'll lose
Everyone knows I bring the views🎵


Lyndi Harker defeats Almighty Dolla
After the match Tiffany Fantasy enters the ring and attacks Lyndi Harker with a steel chair. Tiffany raises the FLOW World Championship up high as the camera turns off.

[Daisy Turner]

F.L.O.W Episode 5 "Bloopers"

🎵 We're the Fierce Ladies of Wrestling
We're all champions in the ring
We may be girly but we never flee
We live in a world with no mercy

We have big great battles in the ring
You better watch out or you'll take a swing🎵


Sweeti: Welcome to a special episode of the Fierce Ladies of Wrestling. Unfortunately no there will be no matches and as you van see there is no crowd. Today we take you on a journey of some bloopers from our previous skits so let's take it away

{Blooper #1}
Sirens play and we see a shadow figure go to climb the fence. Or at least attempt, she falls off and lands on her ass
Director: CUT! You know, you're suppose to fall over the fence. How can you do that if you can't even get over the fence. *sigh* Another take!

{Blooper #2}
Child: But teacher I don't want to
Ms. Misery: You'll do as I say you-
The camera turns to black
Director: Misery... Did you actually knock the child out?
Ms. Misery: I didn't mean to. I miscalculated and hit him by accident
Director: Welp that's going to be a lawsuit

{Blooper #3}
Kit Pistol is banging on the drums
It's very loud, too loud... Then
Voice: Shut the #$%& UP!
Director: Cut!

{Blooper #4}
Kit Pistol is banging on the drums
It's very loud, too loud... Then *snap*
Kit Pistol: Aww dammit... That's the 30th week this pair... Oops that's my bad. I mixed up the lines
Director: Cut!

{Blooper #5}
There is now a battlefield where men and women are being slaughtered, Aurora shows riding a horse up and destroys the entire field. The horse doesn't stop and they go through the set
---
There is now a battlefield where men and women are being slaughtered, Aurora shows riding a horse up and destroys the entire field. The horse makes an immediate stop and Aurora falls off
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There is now a battlefield where men and women are being slaughtered, Aurora shows riding a horse up and destroys the entire field
Aurora: I am Aurora, defender of honor. 1/5 of the FLOW Ultimate 5 Championship. I await our challengers for Super Flow. Our army is stronger than ever and there is no way we will lose this fight. Towards to victory!
The horse jumps, Aurora falls off and the horse falls onto her

{Blooper #6}
Smurfs: la la la-la la la, sing a happy song, la la la-la la la, smurf the whole day-
*rock song plays* Elfette joins the scene attacking the smurfs.
Elfette: Can you hear, what the Hunk is Heating!
Director: Cut! Elfette you know you can't say that... We'll be definitely getting a copyright strike.

Sweeti: And those are all the best bloopers. Hope you join us for Episode 6

[Daisy Turner]

F.L.O.W Episode 6 "New HBIC"

🎵 We're the Fierce Ladies of Wrestling
We're all champions in the ring
We may be girly but we never flee
We live in a world with no mercy

We have big great battles in the ring
You better watch out or you'll take a swing🎵

Sweeti: Welcome to Flow!! Tonight you will all get a special treat with the FLOW World Championship on the line. But before that we got some amazing matches ready. So let's get on with it

{Match 1}
Sweeti: The following contest is a 3-Way Dance set for 1 fall. Introducing first. From Salem, weighing 115lbs, Jenny Dreadful!| And her opponent. From Suburbia, weighing 115lbs, Penny Dreadful!| And finally. From the Haunted Mansion, weighing 135lbs. Gothica!

🎵My sister thinks she's so tough I believe I call bluff If you don't believe watch and see *Gothic language*🎵

🎵Supernatural and paranormal I will never act so formal Through those ropes will be fun at least... for one🎵

🎵Yes it is I Gothica calm down boys this ain't no erotica Everyone knows I am the best You doubt me? Let's put it to the test🎵

Gothica wins pinning Penny Dreadful

{Skit}
Sweeti: We had two of our competitors that being Dande and Sissy The Ghoulie Hunter compete in JWA against their women and I know for a fact they won their match be- *answers phone*... They lost?... ... ... *hangs up* I didn't say anything, carry on

{Match 2}
Sweeti: The following contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first at a combined weight of 234lbs. The team of Bambi Bambino and Bombshell!

🎵I'm strong as hell and I'm tough as nails All of my opponents are slow as snails I try my best to make sure I get the pin If you ever need anyone, I'll fill in🎵

🎵I seem to get a lot of attention I know my look is something that was mentioned I know some say I "look like a snack"? By the way, can anyone rub some sunscreen on my back?🎵

And their opponents. At a combined weight of... Holy S#*T, 630lbs. The team of Madam Tiki and Auntie Voodoo

🎵Fiji born with pride and joy I am larger than many boys I'm a problem when you step up to me You better listen to Madam Tiki🎵

🎵Oooooooooooooohhhh, Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Look into my eyes while I'm in my trance Good, very good, now I control your ass Hold still while I curse you, lass🎵

Madam Tiki & Auntie Voodoo defeat Bombshell & Bambi Bambino
After the match Auntie Voodoo attacks Madam Tiki until officials pull her off

{Skit}
Succubus: Welcome to my very own dungeon, and looky here there are a lot of guys here just for me... Well I shouldn't keep them waiting. Goodbye

{Main Event}
Sweeti: This is the MAIN EVENT! And it is for the FLOW World Championship! Introducing the challenger. From Fantasy Isle, weighing 125lbs. Tiffany Fantasy!

🎵My Daddy's rich and I'm his little princess
I see everybody and all I see is less
I'm the richest girl in this entire show
You want to be friends with me? I don't think so🎵

And her opponent. From Dallas, Texas. Weighing 140lbs. She is the FLOW World Champion, Lyndi Harker!

🎵I'm a true champ from the USA
I don't come to work and play
You fight me, you'll lose
Everyone knows I bring the views🎵

Lyndi Harker defeats Tiffany Fantasy (Failed distraction from Almighty Dolla)
After the match Tiffany Fantasy and Almighty Dolla work together and attack Lyndi Harker. Mother Russia comes out and it looks like she's going to save Lynd- nope nevermind she joins in the attack.

[Daisy Turner]

F.L.O.W Episode 7 "Handicap Match"

🎵 We're the Fierce Ladies of Wrestling
We're all champions in the ring
We may be girly but we never flee
We live in a world with no mercy

We have big great battles in the ring
You better watch out or you'll take a swing🎵


Sweeti: Welcome to Flow! We have an awesome lineup for you guys, including stars from JWA. That's right Sissy and Dande get revenge on Winter Hex & Artemis. And that match is right now

{Match 1}
Sweeti: The following contest is a tag team match scheduled for 1 fall. Introducing first. Representing JWA, at a combined weight of 258lbs. Winter Hex & Artemis!

Winter: Let me start by saying those two will not be getting revenge on us. They are simply jobbers

And their opponents at a combined weight pf 245lbs. The team of Sissy The Ghoulie Hunter & Dande!

🎵The fastest thing is here in flow
I know I can put on a sho-

Artemis and Winter Hex jump Sissy & Dande and the match begins

Artemis & Winter Hex defeat Sissy The Ghoulie Hunter & Dande

Jenny Dreadful enters the ring and has a staredown with Winter Hex

{Skit}
Glam: Glam, Glitter, Fashion and Fame!
Glam puts on a performance using her vocals. It's going well until-
Voice: Get of the stage! You suck
The audience throws tomatoes at her and they hit

{Match 2}
Sweeti: The following contest is set for 1 fall. Introducing first. From Osaka, Japan. Weighing 110lbs. Trixie!

🎵Konichiwa to all my fans
I hope you all like my slams
I work all day and I fight all night
Seeing me is quite a sight🎵

And her opponent. From Inworld, weighing 130lbs. Femme Fatale!

🎵 I'm Femme Fatale from another place
I'm so exceptional you can't see my face
But rest assured that I won't stop
I'll scratch and claw my way to the top🎵

Trixie defeats Femme Fatale

{Skit}
Music from some 80's boy band is playing and Valley Girl is seen dancing to them. Princess Starbright joins her
Starbright: Oh I love that band. What's your favourite song?
Valley: Did I say you could speak to me? No exactly *Valley slaps Starbright*
The two engage in a catfight that is broken up by producers

{Main Event}
Sweeti: This is your MAIN EVENT! And it is a Handicap match scheduled for 1 fall. Introducing the loner. From Dallas, Texas. Weighing 140lbs. Lyndi Harker!

🎵I'm a true champ from the USA
I don't come to work and play
You fight me, you'll lose
Everyone knows I bring the views🎵

And her opponents, geez this seems unfair. At a combined weight of 415lbs. The team of Tiffany Fantasy, Almighty Dolla and Mother Russia!

🎵Been around for years, have no fears Newbies have no chance, when I strut and dance I'm bold, I'm gruff, pick you up in a twirl Slam you down into the old school girl🎵

🎵My Daddy's rich and I'm his little princess I see everybody and all I see is less I'm the richest girl in this entire show You want to be friends with me? I don't think so🎵

🎵 Puny Americans shouldn't mess with me In Soviet Union we take down the trees You go against me, you'll be hurled So show your respect to the greatest nation in the world🎵

Team Almighty Dolla defeats Lyndi Harker