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Post by “heartBROKEN” Mack Caliber on Nov 1, 2023 14:21:23 GMT -5
Daisy: Well I'm pretty sure everyone else either forgot or just no showed the even so I believe this is everyone. And shall I say. What a lineup we have here. From Tag Team Champion, to future Women's Champion I'm talking about you both. Future World Champions and many more respectable personnel and Joel. Everyone give it up for these amazing people who worked so hard on their costume The audience gives everyone in the ring a round of applause Daisy: Just a reminder to all the fans who wish to vote for their pick of the winner. Just simply go to Chirpy and Chirp #JWACostumeContest followed by your volunteered participant to win and a little while after I'll collect the votes. Hey Daisy, not quite everyone is done. I stopped by for a hot minute to have a little fun. My music hits and I come out from behind the curtain, and the fans go ballistic. I’m dressed as Exotic Rick, and have grown out a p*** star mustache just for the costume. My sequined red robe trails behind me, and I have long tights with Duke Mongoose’s picture airbrushed on them. I point at the screen, which reads: MACK CALIBER RETURNS AFTER THE J-1
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Post by Duke Mongoose on Nov 1, 2023 14:29:36 GMT -5
(Duke, upon seeing Mack Caliber's gear, marches up to Caliber as intently as one can in a giant penguin suit)
Duke: WHY, YOU NO-GOOD DIRTY-ROTTEN LOW-DOWN...
(The two men almost come to blows before Toni and Sal get in between them, followed by other members of the party)
Duke: Exotic Rick! I thought I retired you back in Memphis! How dare you show your face around here!
Sal: Duke, that's Mack Caliber dressed as Exotic Rick!
Toni: Yeah, relax Duke!
(Duke settles down and gets a puzzled look on his face)
Duke: Oh, Mack. Forgive me.
(Duke lunges at Mack, forcing the group to separate them again)
Duke: YOU NO-GOOD DIRTY-ROTTEN LOW-DOWN...
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Post by Penguino on Nov 1, 2023 17:04:14 GMT -5
OOC just asking are we actually voting for the costume contest or is it going to just be a random pick mad by Daisy or someone else.
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Post by Bad Luck Bradley on Nov 1, 2023 17:24:22 GMT -5
Shot of Brad in the audience. He is sitting in a folding chair and surrounding him is an entire Katamari of objects that he has caught on his crutches and IVs. So many that Weird Al could do a whole patter song breakdown about it.
We're talking barstools, motley fools, stray cat, welcome mat, hat stand, bar mitzvah band, rare furs, wooden burrs, hot plate, first mate, statues, flat shoes, luchadors, front doors, coffee cup, Labrador pup, two-tone punk rock trousers, automatic circumcisors, biggest ball of twine in Minnesota, ornate traditional pagoda, motorbike, things you like, Old Spice, headlice, Limp Bizkit, Danzig's Misfits, Conorandcaine shirt, big ol' clump of dirt, Batman, sports fan, hot ten, Big Ben, Ark of the Covenant, Jimmy Carter (president), sausage curls, anime girls, injury fakers, matching salt and pepper shakers.
Amidst this visual din, Brad winces through a chuckle as Juicy Mongoosey scrambles with Mick Caligan.
Brad: This is silly.
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Post by Dark Mauler on Nov 1, 2023 18:34:49 GMT -5
*A vignette plays, showing Tommy End training for his upcoming MMA match. As the training footage plays, Tommy begins to speak.* Tommy End: This Saturday, I enter the cage once again. My opponent is expecting an easy victory. A MMA fight against a pro wrestler? In most cases, an easy win. But not in this one. I’m not stepping in with the intention of going to a decision. I’m stepping in with the goal of taking a man’s head off. Saturday night, 2 people enter the cage. But only 1 leaves under his own power. And once I finish up here? That J1 tournament awaits.
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Post by Daisy Turner on Nov 1, 2023 19:39:27 GMT -5
OOC: Sorry Penguino it was randomly picked by wheel of names
Daisy: Well what a bunch of twist and turns but finally I have received the votes. And the winner is...
Duke: Me! Thank you every one!
Beeman: Not it's me! No one likes a costume of someone else dressing up at yourself
Daisy: Settle down guys, the winner is...
Artemis: Oh just say Artemis already!
Sakura: 黙れ、ビッチ!
Daisy: Ok guys really need to get this done with. The winner is...
Joel: It's me isn't it. I knew it was me
Toni: Can we all just shut up and let her speak
Joel: No we all know the winner is me and I-
Daisy hits him over the head with the microphone
Daisy: Anyone else wanna interrupt? That's what I thought. Anyways the winner is... Mick LeRay! With his beautiful rendition of Kim Kardashian. Everyone give it up for LeRay!
Most of the losers just scoff and walk out with Daisy thanking everyone to entering the contest.
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