Guts & Gory 2023 - Falls Count Anywhere Match

[Kip Whistler]

Falls Count Anywhere Match:
Winter Hex vs. Miss Jessie

["The Reminiscer" Winter Hex]

Toni: I'm here in the women's locker room with Winter Hex, now may I ask why you're here and not in the ring?

Winter: Hush hush... Whatever you are. I'm making my way but I just want to say a few words. There is no cha-

Miss Jessie walks in and strikes Winter Hex down as the bell rings

Beeman: WHAT! Are they starting in the locker room?

LeRay: it appears so and Miss Jessie is taking Winter Hex towards the bathroom

Miss Jessie open the toiler door and stuffs Winter head in the toilet bowl

Beeman: ew

Miss Jessie shoves her to the wall and grabs a box of an item

Jessie: Oh, for the girls

LeRay: It's tampons!

Miss Jessie throws the box at Winter Hex and tampons go flying out when it is heard in the shower

Daisy: What the hell is going on in here?!

Miss Jessie is distracted by Daisy and Winter Hex strikes her. Daisy quickly grabs a towel and walks out and Winter Hex is choking Miss Jessie

["The Reminiscer" Winter Hex]

OOC: Sorry for writing again. I had this idea I just could not lose

Winter: Let's go for a little adventure shall we.

Winter grabs Miss Jessie by the hair and pulls her out of the Women's locker room. she throws her into a wall and continues to drag by her hair until she stops at a door

Winter: Let's see what do we have over here? *opens door*

Winter Hex opens the door to find 80's Legend Keith Blood

Blood: I see you

Winter shuts the door quickly

Winter: Nope nope nope

Winter drags Miss Jessie to the next door, opens it and finds the men's locker room

Winter: Oh look a place your familiar with *throws her in the middle of the room*

Diablo: Woah what's going on here?

Buffalo: C'MON MISS JESSIE!!

Winter and Miss Jessie are brawling and Winter throws Miss Jessie onto one of the lockers named "Conor Caine"

Winter: There that looks more fitting

Winter walks towards Miss Jessie but is kicked in the gut followed by Chief Buffalo giving her a chair to hit Winter Hex with

[The Mean Queen Jessie Aldean]

jessie winds up and swings but winter hex ducks.

jessie spins around and then gets a savate kick. jessie hunches over and winter drives a knee. jessie staggers and winter hex goes to whip her into the bathroom stalls, but jessie reverses and winter hex runs smack into a whirlpool tub flipping over and landing in the metal tub.

["The Reminiscer" Winter Hex]

Jessie: I think we have had enough exploring here let's go on an adventure

This time it is Miss Jessie dragging Winter Hex by her hair around the arena. They end up at the concession stand where Miss Jessie attempts to smash Winter's head on the thing where they put the food on (my brain is not working rn). Winter turns the tables on her and smashes her head on it instead. The crowd members who are purchasing foods are booing Winter and she starts arguing with the fans. This gives Jessie enough time to grabs some colas and dump them on her head. Miss jessie rams Winter Hex through a door which seems to be a bathroom

Beeman: Another Bathroom. Jeez how many are there in this place?

LeRay: Wait I think I used that bathroom earlier before the show which means *snickers*

Miss Jessie throws Winter deeper into the bathrooms and heads out. Winter regains consciousness and finds two dudes using the urinals just looking at Winter Hex. She gets up immediately and Sprints out

Winter: OH MY AAAAAAAAH!

Winter goes through the door to be met with Miss Jessie and a baking tray to the head. Miss Jessie goes for a pin 1, 2, Kickout! Miss Jessie celebrates thinking she got the 3 count. The ref reminds her it was only a 2 and when she turns around she is hit by Winter Hex and gets thrown on a wall. Winter randomly picks another door to walk into and finds a photocopier. She goes to drag Miss Jessie but Jessie beats her to it and kicks Winter Hex. Miss Jessie opens the photocopier and Places Winter Hex's squashed face on it and somehow it started to work. Pages of Winter Hex squashed face is printed on a bunch of pages. Winter then kicks Miss Jessie and copies pictures of her squashed face. Winter pushes Miss Jessie ramming her into the door and pins her 1, 2, Kickout! Just barley though.

[The Mean Queen Jessie Aldean]

winter hex picks jessie up by the hair again and flings her back into the arena. jessie crashes through the barricade and lands among some fans who scatter.

winter carefully steps up on top of the barricade as jessie slowly gets to her knees, winter jumps to give a bulldog off the barricade but jessie falls and winter slides over her landing butt first on the concrete.

[The Mean Queen Jessie Aldean]

miss jessie jumps the winter witch with her best impression of a terry summers show catfight, scratching, clawing, and swinging with everything she has. Winter hex has to cover her head, but the fans are egging them on, winter hex tries to retreat through the crowd but they push her back into jessie and the two tumble over the barricade again until winter hex runs back to the ring and slides in to gain the higher ground.

["The Reminiscer" Winter Hex]

Miss Jessie enters the rig and it immediately jumped by Winter Hex. Winter clubbing the back of Miss Jessie however Winter shifts gear and pulls her up. She instantly tries to go tor the Frostbite however Miss Jessie tries to fight it. It's not until Winter Hex secretly smears powdered snow onto Miss jessie then goes and connects with the Frostbite 1, 2, 3! Winter Hex wins

The fans erupt with boos and Winter Hex grabs a mic

Winter: Oh comes on. Were you guys really surprised with that? I've been saying it week after week after week and you dimwit fans didn't listen to me. You should all fear me because you don't even pay attention to the power that I hold and soon you'll be looking at the next 2-time JWA Women's World Champion.