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Post by Kip Whistler on Nov 14, 2023 18:19:29 GMT -5
Round Two in Block B: Chad Shredsbury (2) vs. Chief Buffalo (0)
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Chad Shredsbury
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Post by Chad Shredsbury on Nov 14, 2023 20:50:31 GMT -5
"It Could Have Been Me" by the Struts hits and Chad Shredsbury walks toward the ring, looking as cocky as ever.
LeRay: The fans have certainly come to life to boo Chad tonight. He used a despicable illegal tactic to best Pierre last week, and we can only hope that Chief Buffalo, being a scoundrel in his own right, will have his own sleazy maneuvers to give Shredsbury a taste of his own medicine.
Beeman: Cram it, LeRay. Chad did an outstanding job of outsmarting a giant last week, and he got another huge J1 victory. He showed us last year, albeit in a much stupider way, that this tournament is really his time to shine. He's clearly come here to win, and I've gotta admit I'm a little torn about this one as I'm not sure who to root for in this match as these guys are two of my favorites to win the whole thing. Like it or not, these guys are prepared to do anything at all to win. They have fought before, and it's always been a heck of a fight. This may be the best one yet. It may be the highlight of the entire J1 Pinnacle!
LeRay: It's certainly a possibility. And while Chad still throws up that "hang loose" with his fingers, it's a very different finger gesture the JWA faithful are giving back to him.
Beeman: Shades of the Ace of Spades here tonight from our fans. It's going to be a fun night!
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Post by The Mean Queen Jessie Aldean on Nov 14, 2023 23:18:54 GMT -5
buffalo stance plays and chief buffalo lumps his way to the ring...he flicks a booger at a fan, tears up a pro-arizona sign, and lifts a leg to mime farting at a few fans in the front row. he steps over the ropes and stares at chad.
he swats his belly in time with the bell and then runs in and clotheslines chad to start the match (hearing a weird sound of grudging applause)
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Post by The Mean Queen Jessie Aldean on Nov 15, 2023 6:43:19 GMT -5
buffalo gives chad a bunch of axehandles to the back to knock him down before he can get up. then sits on the surfer's back and puts on a chin lock. fans clap again and buffalo lets go, confused and goes to the ropes to yell at them.
chad takes the distraction as an opportunity to hit buffalo with a low blow.
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Chad Shredsbury
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Post by Chad Shredsbury on Nov 15, 2023 7:40:27 GMT -5
LeRay. I can hardly believe I’m saying this about a man who just threw a booger at the audience, but the fans actually appear to be supporting Chief Buffalo here, maybe for the first time in history!
Beeman. And unfortunately it’s becoming a bit of a distraction to the Chief, who has no idea how to handle such approval.
LeRay. And he’s doubled over from them low blow now and Chad seizes the opportunity to pop him in the face with a series of vicious knees. Buffalo backs off and hangs on to the ropes, somehow able to remain on his feet here. But Shredsbury comes in hot with a flying clothesline and both men go barreling over the top rope to the arena floor!
Beeman. Wow. This match is just getting underway and these guys are really pulling out all the stops right out of the gate.
LeRay. That was a lot of wrestling cliches in just one sentence, Sean! I’m proud of you, buddy.
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Chad Shredsbury
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Post by Chad Shredsbury on Nov 15, 2023 10:59:19 GMT -5
LeRay. Referee Frank McCorry begins the ten count and proceeds slowly, giving both men a chance to get on their feet. And Chad strike first with a savage chop to the chest of Buffalo.
Beeman. That’s an ill advised move in the contest, Chad. There’s way too much Buffalo hide to inflict much damage up there.
LeRay. Indeed that does appear to be the case as the Chief smiles at Shredsbury and rocks the surfing scoundrel with a clubbing forearm across his chest that back Chad all the way over to the timekeeper’s table. And Buffalo now bounces his opponent’s skull off the table! Twice!
Beeman. Some innovative Buffalo style offense right there.
LeRay. Now the Chief rolls Shredsbury back into the ring and follows him inside at the 9 count. Buffalo stomps on Chad and hooks him now into submission hold here and this time it’s a—
Beeman. A cross faced Buffalo Wing! You see what I did there?
LeRay. That’s a hot one for sure, my Savvy colleague.
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Chad Shredsbury
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Post by Chad Shredsbury on Nov 16, 2023 8:02:59 GMT -5
LeRay. Shredsbury looked to be in a bad way just a moment ago but he has wriggled his way to the ropes and McCorry has begun the count and Buffalo naturally wait stil 4 and a half but breaks the hood.
Beeman. Smartest Buffalo I know. Atta boy! Now he drags Shreds to the corner, as the surfing savant still kicked his wounds. And the Chief is stomping across to the opposing corner and it looks like we are going to see a Buffalo charge here.
LeRay. Certainly we are and the Chief comes roaring across the ring like a big rig, but Chad drops out on the way at the very last second! Buffalo bounces hard off the post and he falls flat on his back!
Beeman. Never a good thing to be looking at the pretty lights like that!
LeRay. And Chad stand up on the apron and here he goes! Springboard 360 stomp to the chest of the beefy Buffalo!
Beeman. Shred the Gnar!!! One-two-three!! In back to back rounds, Chad has taken down the two largest men in the JWA!
LeRay. And he made a useful ally of the ring post in both of them! I’m not sure if it’s been tactical or just plain luck.
Beeman. Well, sometimes, LeRay, it’s better to be lucky than good.
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