2023 JWA Jammy Awards - Tag Team of the Year

[Kip Whistler]

Tag Team of the Year:
Big Waves (Pierre The Enormous & "Chesterton" Shredsbury)
Duke Mongoose & Penguino
"Lord" Taylor Thorin & Duke Mongoose

[Duke Mongoose]

Yuppie VP: And the winner for Tag Team of the Year is... Big Waves!

(Everyone in attendance applauds politely, but no one walks up to the stage. Yuppie stands awkwardly with the Jammys waiting for someone, anyone, to come accept them. Duke Mongoose looks around the room then leaps to his feet and marches up to the podium and takes the awards from a surprised Yuppie)

Duke: I would like to humbly accept these Jammys on behalf of Big Waves. A team, I remind you, that Big Daddy Duke SINGLE-HANDEDLY defeated TWICE! I took these beautiful tag team belts away from them on two separate occasions, and I like to think that I had a small hand in breaking up their seemingly unbreakable bond. Now those two can't even stand to be in the same room together! Case in point: neither of them could even be bothered to show up here tonight! I would like to dedicate this victory to my boy, Penguino, and my new best friend in the whole world, Papaguino. That little guy sure knows how to party!

(Music begins playing in an attempt to get Duke to leave the stage)

Duke: What the hell? They're playing me off? WHISTLER! In closing I would like to thank myself for being so awesome and yet so humble. For being so great yet so modest. And for being so handsome but never selfish. Call your grandmothers! This segment is over!

(Duke walks off the stage to polite, but forced, applause)