JWA Glory Episode 172 - Women's 3-Way Battle

[Kip Whistler]

Greetings, grapple fans!

Two weeks ago we saw a match between Winter Hex and Jessie Aldean end in a double disqualification. As a result, we are without a top contender for the JWA Women's World Championship, currently held by Daisy Turner. That is why this week's main event will feature a 3-way battle between the top stars of the women's division for the opportunity to challenge Daisy at JWA Destiny coming up in two weeks. It will be "The Reminiscer" Winter Hex vs. "The Huntress" Artemis vs. "The Mean Queen" Jessie Aldean! Since this is a 3-way match, that means the rules will be more relaxed and almost anything goes. Will we see involvement from Chief Buffalo on the behalf of Jessie? We know that Daisy Turner will be in attendance tonight to watch the match - could she end up getting involved? One thing is for certain: we WILL have a challenger for Destiny by the end of the night.

(The polls will be open for at least 24 hours. It doesn't matter who you vote for, just that you participate!)

During last week's elimination match, we saw Mack Caliber once again return to cost Red Pirate Rogers. While Rogers' team went on to victory, the Flying Pirate himself was eliminated from the match as a result of Mack's interference. I have signed the match for Destiny between Rogers and Caliber, but next week we'll have a special double preview battle when Rogers will team with World Heavyweight Champion Arizona Chance to take on the team of Mack and Chad Shredsbury. It's a recipe for excitement next week, and we hope to hear from all participants during tonight's broadcast.

Coming off last week's victory, Omega Satyros, Diablo, and The Black Cat have christened themselves Legado Del Infierno and have accepted Duke Mongoose's open challenge for the World Tag Team Championship at Destiny. From what we've seen in the week since, it seems like it will be the team of Satyros & Diablo challenging Mongoose & Penguino, but no specific combination has been declared. Has Duke's bravado come back to bite he and Penguino? What does Penguino think about this? We hope to find out tonight.

Where does "Lord" Taylor Thorin stand in all of this? He was part of the winning team last week, standing side by side with Red Pirate Rogers and Legado Del Infierno. Has his Lordship changed his ways?

We heard from Bad Luck Bradley last week, who has returned to The Compound along with Seph Kobane. He didn't give any inclination as to what his plans are going forward after failing to capture the World Tag Team Championship, just that he's going to refocus and come back when he's ready. When it comes to Bad Luck Bradley, you never can predict what's next.

Let's get this show underway! Get out there and work your gimmick!

["The Reminiscer" Winter Hex]

Crazy by Patsy Cline plays and out comes the star, "The Reminiscer" Winter Hex walking out in some lavish clothes

LeRay: I don't know about you but that doesn't look like wrestling gear

Beeman: Who says she has to wear wrestling gear? Winter to too good she doesn't need wrestling gear, plus when she wins, she'll look like a star

Winter walks past the ring and lays herself on the commentary table. Winter says something that can be picked up by the cameras

Winter: Brrrring fourth the next challenger!

Beeman: Ask and you shall receive I guess. Hey Leray, you can announce the other two while I talk to Winter for the time being

LeRay gives a sigh

LeRay: Fine, let's see who is next.

[Artemis]

I Love the Night by Blue Oyster Cult begins playing, and Artemis comes out to a chorus of boos.

LeRay: The fans tonight must be looking forward to all three of these women beating the hell out of each other.

LeRay was met with silence as Beeman had taken his mic headset off to chat with Winter.

LeRay: Well, so much for Beeman doing his job. But whoever wins this match will likely be walking into Destiny with the fans against them. Not one of the fans seem to want to root against our JWA Women's World Champion Daisy Turner.

[Duke Mongoose]

(Toni Cruise is backstage standing next to Duke Mongoose, once again wearing his "FRVR CHMP" shirt)

Toni: Fans, I'm here with "Fever Chimp" himself, Duke Mongoose.

Duke: Very funny, Toni Spumoni.

Toni: I understand that you didn't want to do this interview in front of the JWA Studio audience. Why is that?

Duke: It's got nothing to do with those simpletons in the audience and more to do with these supposed "Lego Del Taco" guys. Last week the horned goat man and his devil father figure accepted me & Penguino's challenge for Destiny. They also included that nobody the Black Cat in their little club. But they didn't say who's going to challenge us at the pay per view. Big Daddy Duke has no concerns about successfully defending the titles, but my boy Penguino and I aren't going to walk into a 3 on 2 situation!

Toni: Current speculation is that it will be Omega Satyros & Diablo facing the two of you, with The Black Cat at ringside. Similar to how you usually have Johnny Kobra at ringside.

Duke: It's not the same at all, Toni! Lego Del Taco is a group of sneaky sneaks! That's why we're doing this interview back here! Nobody can sneak up and jump me!

Toni: We've seen no indication of any of that from Legado Del Infierno, so I'm not sure where you're getting that from.

Duke: Big Daddy Duke is a great judge of character, and those three are bad news! None of that matters, though, because no matter what combination of those goofs faces my boy and I at the pay per view, they're going to end up calling their grandmothers! This interview is over!

Toni: Alright. Mick, Sean, back to you!

(Duke poses obnoxiously as the camera shot fades back to the action unfolding in the ring)

["Lord" Taylor Thorin]

Cinematic interlude...

"Lord" Taylor Thorin and Tembleberry walk into a large plushly adorned office.  Tembleberry stops near the door as Thorin walks around, taking everything in.  He picks a few objects up off the desk before discarding them nonchalantly, although as he comes across a nicely decorated pocket watch, he turns that over in his hands before tossing it to Tembleberry.

He then stops in front of a large open fireplace where portrait of Bullingham hangs on the wall above.  A sneer comes across Thorin's face as he reaches for the portrait, pulling it off the wall.  He then throws the portrait onto the open fire where it catches and starts to burn.

Thorin turns to walk out of the room where Tembleberry hands him a scroll followed by a hammer and a couple of nails.  Thorin holds the scroll against the door of the office and hammers the nails into it, attaching it to the door.  Thorin and Tembleberry then nod at each other before walking off, but not before Thorin launches the hammer into a marble statue of Bullingham in the corridor, which takes the head clean off.

As the pair walk off the camera turns to focus on the scroll attached to the door:

BY ROYAL PROCLAMATION

THE EAST INDIA TRADING COMPANY (EITC) IS HEREBY DISSOLVED

EMPLOYEES ARE TO RETURN TO THEIR FAMILIES

THANK YOU

Under the above is a hand written note:

Help yourselves to any valuables contained herein.

[“heartBROKEN” Mack Caliber]

I’m backstage, watching the three-way ladies match (damn, Winter looks hot) when Chad walks up beside me. I turn to face the cameraman who followed Chad.

Chad, bro, we gonna get lit next week.
Red and Zona gonna get hit next week.
The Adventurers gonna eat **** next week.
For the rest of y’all, here’s a sneak peek.

I see Peter Dombrowski looking lost, after he just threw out a suit that had the EITC logo on it. I grab him, turn him around, pick him up, toss him skyward near a catering table, and hit a Magnum Slug on him. Food flies everywhere, and Peter ain’t getting up anytime soon. I turn back to the camera.

You can’t stop an unstoppable force.
You can’t change a hurricane with a set course.
Adventurers, you’re about to be shipwrecked by me and Chad.
Shredsbury, anything you wanna add?

[The Mean Queen Jessie Aldean]

Jan 16, 2024 21:29:20 GMT -5 Artemis said:

I Love the Night by Blue Oyster Cult begins playing, and Artemis comes out to a chorus of boos.

LeRay: The fans tonight must be looking forward to all three of these women beating the hell out of each other.

LeRay was met with silence as Beeman had taken his mic headset off to chat with Winter.

LeRay: Well, so much for Beeman doing his job. But whoever wins this match will likely be walking into Destiny with the fans against them. Not one of the fans seem to want to root against our JWA Women's World Champion Daisy Turner.

everyone is waiting for the final competitor, but it seems to take forever.

Finally her music plays and after another pause, chief buffalo steps out in his managerial fringe, he keeps looking backstage, gesturing for someone. Artemis is watching carefully, Winter is talking to Sean when Jessie Aldean hops the barrier and dives into the ring grabbing Artemis' boot and pulling her flat on her face.

Buffalo laughs from the entrance way as Jessie applies an ankle lock on Artemis, Winter Hex could break this up, but she chooses to wait it out and let Jessie have some fun. She turns to laugh with Beeman and Jessie drops the ankle and lunges at Winter Hex with a spear into the corner, forcing Sean to jump down and get out of the way.

LeRay: Jessie Aldean is a wild woman...I suppose we should expect that with the always unpredictable Chief Buffalo as her manager. And we're underway!!

[Artemis]

Artemis rolls out of the ring, nursing her ankle and grabbing a weapon from under the ring.

LeRay: Jessie looks like a force of nature to start off this match.

Beeman: She damn near broke my arm had I have fallen wrong off the apron there.

Artemis is biding her time as Jessie focuses her assault on her old friend Winter Hex. Chief Buffalo is glaring at her from the the other side of the ring.

LeRay: With this match being no DQ, there's no doubt that Winter Hex and Artemis may have to temporarily work together to counteract the fact that Jessie has Chief Buffalo on her side.

Beeman: All of these women will be better on top as Women's World Champion, but I'll admit I much prefer Winter Hex in that spot, Artemis if not her.

Artemis rushed the ring with a kendo stick, cracking it across Jessie's back.

[The Mean Queen Jessie Aldean]

Buffalo hears Beeman talking and shouts, that he ought to respect that the first lesson was the fundamentals: attacking people from behind.

Meanwhile, Winter Hex is down, and Jessie drops to her knees after the kendo shot, which lets Artemis grab her and deliver a belly to back suplex, then up Jessie in an arm bar.

Jessie starts howling and buffalo yells back "no tap, no tap, there's no cap-no tap-no flipflapblackjack!" and Jessie holds herself back from tapping out while, Artemis twists it behind her back. Then Winter Hex heals up and comes over to deliver a running leg drop on both of her opponents.

[Penguino]

Before The Main Event

Penguino is backstage with Honest Sal

Sal “I’m here with one half of the JWA tag team champions here Penguino how do you feel about the challenge for the titles by Diablo and Omega Satyros.”

Penguino “Now Sal, I’m gonna be completely honest with you I’m just happy to be fighting on the pay-per-view and defend my titles and as I said on JWA.com those are my first priority then I’ll look for my own success but right now, me and Duke are fine.”

Sal “Now how do you feel about Duke Mongooses statements earlier about the challengers.”

Penguino “Now listen, I’ve been scouting them and I’m sure the so called “Lego Del Taco” guys are good at what they do and that’s why they’re here challenging us and at this point, I’m used to duke going after our opponents and calling them “sneaky sneaks” and much worse terms behind the cameras even, but to them I would just like to say I’ll see you at Destiny and good luck.”

["The Reminiscer" Winter Hex]

Winter is waiting for the perfect opportunity. She waits for both of them to get up

LeRay: What is she doing Sean?

Beeman: I think she's waiting for them to get up. Maybe do a double DDT on them. Maybe show her strength and carry both of them on her backs

They get to their knees and she pulls out powdered snow. Wait a minute. She's brought servings for 2

Beeman: Ahah! She's gonna blind both of them. Smart strategy. and suck it Mick, you can't say anything because it's abiding the rules

Artemis and Jessie get to their feet and Winter prepares to throw the snow. At he perfect time both girls simultaneously grab her hands and throw the snow at Winter Hex.

LeRay: Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Winter had it coming

Winter rolls out of the ring to which Chief Buffalo sits on her

Buffalo: Jessie! I've got Winter covered just focus on Artemis!

Artemis looking confused at why Buffalo is sitting on Winter turns around to noticed Jessie who hits a Headscissors on Artemis

Beeman: By the way, this contest was brought to you by DoorMart, We sell everything at the lowest conceivable prices!

Jessie crawls over to pin Artemis

[Artemis]

Artemis shook off the head scissors from Jessie as the Mean Queen went for the pin. Artemis kicked her legs back, flipping over with Jessie in her grasp. Artemis powers her opponent into a Fireman's Carry before knocking the wind out of her with the Wrath of the Hunt.

Beeman: The power of The Goddess to pull that off.

LeRay: And she's not done yet, she pulls Jessie towards the corner, climbing up before delivering a brutal Piercing Arrow to Jessie's chest. She goes for the pin, just for Chief Buffalo to move to drag out the ref, stopping as Jessie kicks out at 2.

Beeman: Can Winter Hex capitalize and get back in this matchup?

Winter's climbing back on the apron, only for Jessie to Irish Whip Artemis into the ropes and sending The Reminiscer back to the floor on ringside. Buffalo decides to up his subdual game, taking a steel chair and a pair of handcuffs, setting the chair up over Winter's prone body and cuffing her wrist to a leg of the chair.

LeRay: What a devious move by Chief Buffalo to further take Winter out of this matchup, and give himself better ability to help his charge in Jessie Aldean win.

Beeman: It's not matter, even if Winter isn't able to get in this matchup, there's no shot that this wannabe Pageant Queen can hold a candle to the Goddess.

Ironic choice of words as Artemis sets up a flaming table in the ring, Jessie taking a moment to discuss strategy with Chief Buffalo, as well as grabbing an extra steel chair from her manager.

[Red Pirate Rogers]

Sal: Ladies and gentlemen, my guests at this time, a pair of the JWA’s finest, and record setting champions as individuals and a respected tag team around the world: Arizona Chance and Red Pirate Rogers…the Adventurers!!

The adventurers come out and stare down the camera.

Sal: Gentlemen, I’ve already spoken enough, what do you have to say to your opponents next week: Mack Caliber and Chad Shredsbury.

RPR: Allow me to inform you of something, Salvatore. Last week was the second time Mack Caliber has taken it upon himself to batter and bruise me before I have had to eat a pin fall. It’s utter foolishness! I can lose just fine on my own, you don’t need to help the cause McFlurry!

I want to also say, thank you to Omega Satyros and Diablo for gutting out an impressive victory, and to Taylor Thorin for using your connections to shut down the EITC. I only regret not standing beside you as you vanquished those ne’er do wells, and I am indebted to you both and stand ready to help you at your command. (Cheer)

That’s why I’m here tonight. As Austen 3:16 says “ what is right to do cannot be done too quickly.” Arizona has, only rarely lost sight of the right thing, so it was natural to join him with a quickness. And, as good fortune would have it, the right thing to do is to deliver a rather large helping of humble pie with a side order of whoop-a** and a big cold glass of shut the heck up! (He suddenly stops)

Apologies, Ladies and Gentlemen, I got carried away there. Let’s keep it simple: we might lose next week, we might not, but we will certainly give our opponents and the fans a showcase of how to do the right thing, the right way.

[Thumper Moore III]

Jan 17, 2024 17:11:25 GMT -5 Red Pirate Rogers said:

Sal: Ladies and gentlemen, my guests at this time, a pair of the JWA’s finest, and record setting champions as individuals and a respected tag team around the world: Arizona Chance and Red Pirate Rogers…the Adventurers!!

The adventurers come out and stare down the camera.

Sal: Gentlemen, I’ve already spoken enough, what do you have to say to your opponents next week: Mack Caliber and Chad Shredsbury.

RPR: Allow me to inform you of something, Salvatore. Last week was the second time Mack Caliber has taken it upon himself to batter and bruise me before I have had to eat a pin fall. It’s utter foolishness! I can lose just fine on my own, you don’t need to help the cause McFlurry!

I want to also say, thank you to Omega Satyros and Diablo for gutting out an impressive victory, and to Taylor Thorin for using your connections to shut down the EITC. I only regret not standing beside you as you vanquished those ne’er do wells, and I am indebted to you both and stand ready to help you at your command. (Cheer)

That’s why I’m here tonight. As Austen 3:16 says “ what is right to do cannot be done too quickly.” Arizona has, only rarely lost sight of the right thing, so it was natural to join him with a quickness. And, as good fortune would have it, the right thing to do is to deliver a rather large helping of humble pie with a side order of whoop-a** and a big cold glass of shut the heck up! (He suddenly stops)

Apologies, Ladies and Gentlemen, I got carried away there. Let’s keep it simple: we might lose next week, we might not, but we will certainly give our opponents and the fans a showcase of how to do the right thing, the right way.

ARIZONA: And doing the right thing the right way often gets you the right results. That’s a lesson that young Shredsbury and Caliber have yet to learn. Both of these men have had good, honorable, solid mentors, and neither has chosen to heed their advice.

Chad, your breakthrough came while a member of Big Waves, where you teamed with one honorable legend, Pierre the Enormous, and had the opportunity to sit under the learning tree of another, Troglo. And before you say a word, yeah, they spent most of their time with you drinking at a local establishment. But if you had listened to them while they were knocking a few back, you would’ve learned enough to make you an even bigger star than you are, without resorting to underhanded tactics.

Mack, you had the opportunity to learn from two of the best who’ve ever been in the ring as well— first, yours truly, the Franchise, the Mastermind, the Champ. And what’d you do? You took advantage of my hospitality and tried to end my career. And then, when I gave up on you, one man— ONE MAN— believed in you, and that is this good man here, the former champ, and the better half of arguably the greatest tag team ever in JWA, Red Pirate Rogers. And what did you do? You stabbed him in the back because— I want to make sure I get this right— he did stuff while you were out? You’re petty and pathetic.

Sal, both of these guys have million dollar bodies holding ten cent brains. Every opportunity in the world, and all they had to do was not be a jackass, and neither could manage.

Well, next week, the Adventurers unite for the first time ever in JWA, and Chad and Mack will both be taught lessons in respect, honor, and doing the right things in the right way.

Arizona blows a kiss into the camera as he and Red head behind the curtain.

[Omega Satyros]

Toni: My guests at this time, Legado Del Infierno. How are you guys feeling looking ahead to your Tag Championship match at Destiny.

Diablo: All three of us are ready for the chance. And I guarantee it'll be a match to remember.

Toni: We've heard what you guys have to say about Duke in recent weeks, what do you have to say about his co-champion Penguino.

Omega: I've had all the respect in the world for Penguino since I've started here. He's a badass in the ring and a respectable competitor. He'll do what it takes to win without just trying to get cheap shortcuts to what he wants. Like I said when they first got together as a team, I was a bit jealous that Duke snatched him up as a tag partner before I really had a chance to. He's got a drive like few others in this business. Just about the exact opposite of Duke Mongoose.

Toni: Kind words for Penguino, and none for Duke.

Diablo: Penguino's a respectable competitor, Duke's the most disrespectful s.o.b. in this company.

Toni: Can't say I disagree with you there. And for Black Cat, you've ended up with the AOE Hardcore Title after a roll up of Artemis after her handicap match on Mania, any insight for what the past few days have looked like.

Black Cat: Well, luckily anyone who'd want to take this belt from me doesn't know where I live. As for today, it's mostly just been keeping an eye on my surr...

In that moment, a hooded figure attempted a roll-up on Black Cat, who managed to kick out. Legado Del Infierno walked off, Black Cat breathing a sigh of relief for escaping the pin attempt, the figure turning out to be Tommy Tough.

Toni: Well, Destiny's shaping up to be one heck of a show.