JWA Glory Episode 192 - World Tag Team Championship Match

[Kip Whistler]

Greetings, grapple fans!

Tonight's main event is a Super Glory rematch, as The Pirates OF DOOM put their World Tag Team Championship on the line against The Alpha & The Omega of Domination, Inc. At Super Glory it was DOOM's massive girth that was the deciding factor in the outcome of the match. Will Conor Caine & Omega Satyros have a different game plan? Has Red Pirate Rogers come up with a secret strategy now that he's faced these opponents before? We won't have to wait long to find out!

(The polls will be open for at least 24 hours. It doesn't matter who you vote for, just that you participate!)

It has been brought to my attention that our World Heavyweight Champion "The Reminiscer" Winter Hex has some outside commitments that she has to fulfill that were made before she won the championship, and as a result, she won't be as present on our screens for a little while. That shouldn't stop the rest of the roster from duking it out to get the next shot at the champ!

Speaking of Duke, last week Duke Mongoose staked his claim for a shot at the gold by defeating "The Debonair" Mack Caliber. However, you don't have to look too far back in history to find the last time Duke was defeated, as Penguino picked up a win over Mongoose back at Super Glory. Both men have a claim for a title opportunity, and a history between them as well.

On the subject of titles, it would appear that the women's division here in JWA has become a bit stagnant. Couple that with the fact that Winter Hex has broken the gender barrier here in JWA and captured the top men's prize, as well as Daisy mixing it up with the guys in the past, and the need for a women's championship seems to have vanished. With that, I am hereby deactivating the Women's World Championship. In its place will be a new championship to spice things up around here. The details of the new title and who will be competing for it will be revealed over the next week, but I can confirm that Daisy Turner will be in the running, and the new champion will be crowned at Fortune & Glory.

Thumper Moore III has arrived here in the JWA and he has already made a major impact with his win over Peter Dabrowski last week. The Undeniable One is sure to be a force to be reckoned with here in JWA, and that kind of momentum is sure to draw the attention of the rest of the roster.

Who is courting "Lord" Taylor Thorin? I have my guesses, but it would be rude of me to speculate when I have very little evidence. I'm sure they'll let themselves be known when the time is right, just like his Lordship will return to the ring when the time is right.

Pierre The Enormous & Troglo may have lost to Omega Satyros & The Black Cat, but I know those two and they'll be back and badder than before once they return to the ring.

Has anyone seen Chad Shredsbury? He was supposed to pick me up at the zoo two months ago and I haven't seen or heard from him since. Maybe Bad Luck Bradley knows?

That's enough rambling from me. Get out there and work your gimmick!

[Omega Satyros]

LeRay: And we're just about to be underway for our Tag Team Title match as The Alpha and Omega seek to avenge falling short to the Pirates of DOOM.

Beeman: You say that like Conor and Omega got beaten, not that the quarter ton of cheese-panicked flab caused a double count out with a poorly thought plancha. Luck won't break the Pirates way twice.

Domination by Kayzo, Sullivan King, and Papa Roach sounds off, and the crowd is thrown by the new song until Conor and Omega make their way out. They glare at the audience as they make their way to the ring. Echoes of "F*** OMEGA! F*** CONOR!" ring out, to their amusement.

Beeman: I'm honestly shocked, I didn't know it was possible for these two to be any more in the same mindset. What we saw at Super Glory was merely an appetizer to the buffet of destruction these two have cooked up. I feel bad for the families of Red Pirate Rogers and DOOM. They won't be making any 4th of July festivities this year.

[Red Pirate Rogers]

OOC: sorry y’all travelling with my family in the black hills, time to post will be rare, but I’ll do my best.

Cannons blast and MF DOOM’s “Accordion” plays with the champions entering to strong applause.

LeRay: don’t count your fireworks before they go off Sean, I doubt these Pirates will fizzle out.

Beeman: I bet you’ve been thinking of that one since DOOM landed that dud of a dive.

DOOM pauses for his usual Soda, and as he chugs it Roger’s is offfered several more cups, he selects one and removes the lid for a polite sip before following DOOM to the ring

[The Greatest Wrestler OF DOOM]

The Greatest Professional Wrestler of DOOM insists on beginning the match, much to the dismay of Rogers, who tries to open the bout but can’t seem to talk his portly compatriot out of it. As soon as Red exits to the apron, Connor Caine rushes in and blasts DOOM in the back of the head with a double a handle. Unfortunately, Caine has attacked a bit too early as Red uses the opportunity to blind tag himself in while DOOM hits the turnbuckle. He leaps over the top rope and begins unloading lefts and rights into Caine’s chest and gut. Caine staggers back and Rogers delivers a picture perfect dropkick. Connor hits the deck and scrambles on his knees to tag Omega into the match.

[Artemis]

Toni: My guest at this time, Lady Diana Gallus.

Diana: Great to talk as always Toni.

Toni: First off, what are your thoughts on what's happening with the Women's Division?

Diana: Well, I don't think you can deny what Winter Hex has to bring together both divisions. The way I look at it, this is just opening up the title for all of the roster.

Toni: I assume you'll be looking to get in on the action for it then. Speaking of which, Taylor Thorin and Tembleberry have been the subject of a secret admirer as of late, any thoughts on who it could be?

Diana: Not particularly, I suspect they might have an idea, but we haven't really seen any of the details those two have. Hell, we aren't even sure who's the subject of said admiration. It depends as much on what details they decide to let us know, especially when Thorin seems to also have his eyes set on the world title picture.

Toni: And, how's Artemis doing.

Diana: She's making decent progress. I wish her sabbatical hadn't come to what it did, but I can't change that.

[Omega Satyros]

Omega gets tagged in just as Red closes the gap to Conor. Omega moves to hit a springboard forearm that sends the Crimson Corsair reeling.

Beeman: Red Pirate Rogers still feeling the effect of his last trip to Mania. No wonder he was left manning the social feeds for the past two weeks.

LeRay: Rogers is going to need to protect his head. If Omega catches wind of any week point, he's going to swarm.

Beeman: I can't wait!

Red's moving towards his corner, but gets cut off with a German Suplex. Omega's feeding on the vitrol of the crowd, delivering brutal stomps to each of Red's limbs before standing at the Corsair's head. The fans are furious as he moves to hit the ropes. DOOM grabs the rope, disrupting the satyr's momentum. Omega's pissed off as his attention turns to DOOM, who absorbs a kick to the gut, the distraction allowing Red to try and escape with a small package pin. Omega kicks out at 1.6.

[“The Relentless” Conor Caine]

LERAY: Shining Wizard by Conor Caine on to an unsuspecting Red Pirate Rogers! What a lowlife move by Conor Caine!
BEEMAN: What? He was breaking up the pin!
LERAY: Omega Satyros had kicked out of that roll up before Conor had even climbed through the ropes. That was a blatant abuse of the pinbreak stipulation!
BEEMAN: If anything was amiss it was Conor’s timing is all. And what do you expect? He’s still reeling from that brutal assault Rogers unleashed on him before the bell had even rung in this match!
LERAY: Rogers’ opening assault on Caine came after the bell and was all perfectly legal. If you ask me, Conor Caine got his fragile ego bruised at being bested by The Crimson Corsair and what we just witnessed was nothing less than petty payback from a weak-minded coward!
BEEMAN: Nobody did ask you Mick, so shaddup!
LERAY: Regardless, the referee has ushered a protesting Conor Caine out of the ring, leaving Red Pirate Rogers at the mercy of Omega Satyros.

[Duke Mongoose]

*Prior to the main event*

Honest Sal: Please welcome my guest at this time, Duke Mongoose!

(The crowd shows their usual displeasure as Duke makes his way through the curtain and over to the podium)

Sal: Duke, a lot is happening here in JWA.

Duke: SALLY BOY! Ain't that the truth?

Sal: Firstly, congratulations on the big win last week over Mack Caliber.

Duke: Why, thank you, Sal. He's a tough one, but he went to sleep like all the rest once I slapped on my Cobra Clutch. I'm still not sure who he should have called, though. That family tree gets a bit messy.

Sal: Indeed. How about the folding of the Women's division and a new championship being introduced?

Duke: If there's gold to be won, then count Big Daddy Duke in! I told everyone that I came out of retirement to capture the World Heavyweight Title, but I've got my eyes on this new title, whatever it may be, as well as that gal-derned J-1 Pinnacle trophy later in the year. Personally, I find it a bit disrespectful by Whistler.

Sal: Disrespectful? How so?

Duke: A lady wins the World Heavyweight Title and Kip makes a new title? And not only that, he's taking AWAY the women's title! What does that sound like to you?

Sal: Well, uhh... I'm not sure.

Duke: As far as Big Daddy Duke is concerned, whoever has the World Heavyweight Title is the top of the sport, and that's who I'm going after! How can Kip possibly deny me a shot at the gold after last week's victory?

Sal: Well, Thumper Moore III got a win last week also, and Penguino's last match was a victory over you, so they both could lay claim to a title shot as well.

Duke: CALL YOUR GRANDMOTHER, SAL! THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER!

(Duke kicks over the podium, much to the shock of Sal, and then storms back through the curtain)

Sal: Let's send it back to ringside. Jeez!

[Thumper Moore III]

The arena lights dim and the Jerkatron is lit up with:

I. AM. UNDENIABLE.

Our Solemn Hour by Within Temptation begins to play.



LERAY: And there’s the newest wrestler to grace our studio, Thumper Moore III!

BEEMAN: The big galoot is standing on the ramp with a microphone. Let’s see if he can string more than two words together.

THUMPER: JWA Fans: Greetings and salutations. I would like to thank you all for this opportunity to be here. It is an honor and privilege to stand before you as a member of this great organization, as much as it is a great boon to you, Mr. Beeman, to revel in my splendor.

BEEMAN: What the heck does that mean? Revel in his what?

THUMPER: Now, to the matter at hand. What is the great Thumper Moore III Esquire doing in JWA? The answer is elementary. Prestige. Glory. Distinction. Standing. Consequence. I am here chasing these things, and the greatest honor one can attain is, in my mind, the JWA Championship.

Now, unlike some… (Thumper pauses as a picture of Omega Satyros appears on the screen)… I understand that the path to the top of the mountain starts at the base, and you must climb that mountain one step at a time. Winter Hex, your title is safe from me for now, but you will have the opportunity to revel in my splendor soon enough, for I am undeniable.

In the interim, let’s climb that mountain, one size 16 step at a time. And my first step is to lay out a challenge to Black Cat, the current AoE Hardcore Champion and adjunct member of Domination Inc.

If you would be so kind as to join me in the ring on JWA Mania in the near future, I would repay the favor in kind.

LERAY: Thumper is laying out the challenge to Black Cat! How will he respond?

[Omega Satyros]

With the ref's back turned, Omega delivered a low blow via a knee. He climbed the turnbuckle as Red writhed in pain. He delivers a picture perfect Satyr-Sault and goes for the pin. 1. 2. DOOM manages to get between the ropes to break the pin. He's upset as he begins delivering chops to Omega's chest, trying to give Red a chance to powder out and recover before the ref forces him back out.

Beeman: Oh, is this attack okay then?

LeRay: Considering what's happened so far this match, I'd say it's justified.

Beeman: Of course, it's fine when the guys you like do it.

LeRay: Hello Pot, guess I'm Kettle.

Beeman: Shut it Mick.

The ref managed to move all 400+ pounds of DOOM back to his corner, Conor tagging in as Omega works to get air back in his lungs. The Charismatic One immediately looks to bring the fight to the Crimson Corsair. Red manages to slip in the ring and tag DOOM in.

[“The Relentless” Conor Caine]

Conor and DOOM tie up and DOOM shoves Conor halfway across the ring. Conor pounds the mat in frustration and goes back for another lock up.

LERAY: Another shove from DOOM sends Conor Caine across the ring. Caine is visibly fuming!

Conor calls for a test of strength and while Rogers shouts from the corner not to accept, DOOM gingerly raises his hand to meet his opponent's. Immediately the air in the studio is filled with boos as Conor goes for a kick to the gut, and another, and a third.

LERAY: DOOM is doubled over and Conor comes off the the ropes with a bulldog to floor one half of the tag team champions!

Conor begins stomping DOOM, who crawls to the ropes but when he gets that far, Conor chokes DOOM on the bottom rope using his foot - pulling on the top rope for extra pressure.

LERAY: Another blatant cheap tactic from Conor Caine!

The ref comes to admonish Caine who starts complaining at the referee.

LERAY: What the hell is this?!
BEEMAN: Conor's telling the referee that the top rope is loose, and you can see it! Look at how much it stretches when he pulls on it like that!
LERAY: And while he's pulling on it with his hands, his foot is choking DOOM even more! How is the referee not seeing this?!

The referee spots DOOM flailing but before he can intervene Conor shoves him, telling him to go check the turnbuckles are tight enough - this is a Health and Safety issue, don'tcha know?!

LERAY: I can't believe this! The referee is actually going to check the turnbuckles and meanwhile Conor Caine has free reign to choke DOOM even more!

But Conor's not free from consequence after all: with the referee's back turned, Red vacates his post, running the apron around the ring to the neutral corner nearest to Conor.

BEEMAN: What's that Crimson Clown up to?! Referee!!
LERAY: Look at the agility of Red Pirate Rogers, he bounds to the top turnbuckle like it was nothing and... MY GOD! A diving leg drop from the top turnbuckle!

Red's leg comes cleanly down on the back of Conor's neck, knocking him right over the top rope and down to the floor. The fans are on their feet cheering and stomping for Rogers, who gives them a bow from the apron.

[Penguino]

OOC (Sorry about the inactivity recently It’s just been a busy summer and I haven’t had much time)

Before the Main Event a pre taped clip of Johnny Kobra and Penguino plays in the JWA-a-tron

Penguino “Do I just get no respect around here. I really just don’t I suppose because I’ve been trying to gather followers and get a major run to the top but I never get that call or that opportunity and I’m sick of it. I was one half of the longest reigning JWA tag team champions and the second I lose the belts I float away from the mainland like an iceberg that broke off of Antarctica.”

Kobra “Listen we are tired of all the other people that just come along and take our spot, his title shots.”

Penguino “I’m done waiting for you to realize that I’m a threat and instead I’m going to force it down your throats until I get what I want and deserve.”

Penguino lunges towards the cameraman as the screen blacks out and a chair smashing can be heard in the background.

[The Greatest Wrestler OF DOOM]

The interference has bought enough time for DOOM to recover. He rolls to the outside and hammers a Mongolian chop to Caine. DOOM switches his eye patch from right to left and comes up with a wonderful awful idea. He summons the reluctant Red over to him as the official begins the count. DOOM raises a sweaty arm high on the air and shoves a rattled Caine toward Rogers. Then DOOM points to his hairy, stinky armpit. Even Rogers isn’t certain about this. But he grabs Caine’s head and smothers his face into the Pirate Pit Stop of DOOM!!! Caine sells like a madman, coughing, choking, slipping to the floor and wiping his face on the mat as he howls in agony and disgust.

[“The Relentless” Conor Caine]

[OOC: 😂😂😂😂😂]

BEEMAN: Here comes the cavalry!

Not one to be upstaged, or shy away from a melee, “The Closer” comes running around the apron and hits a plancha on to DOOM and Red on the outside. He helps Conor up, who tries to blink the mountains of scurvy sweat from his stinging eyes: “I’m sick of this,” Caine shouts as his vision starts to return and Domination Inc begin putting the boots to the Pirates of DOOM.

LERAY: The referee has lost all control of this match! Omega is fighting Red on the outside as Conor Caine continues to beat on DOOM!

Caine notices the count getting up to 7 and rolls in to the ring, only to hit the opposite ropes and make a dive through the ropes back on to DOOM.

LERAY: Conor Caine has the wherewithal to know he can’t secure the tag titles for himself and Omega via countout victory!
BEEMAN: He’s still stinging from that exact outcome a few weeks back at Super Glory! And he’s making DOOM pay for it now, bouncing his head off the ring apron before rolling him back in the ring!

[Pierre The Enormous]

*KC is watching Glory from Troglo's room*

Troglo: *belly laughing and jumping up and down* DOOM FUNNY!!!!!!!!

Huggy: He's giving Conor the fight of his life

Pierre: Honestly deserves it 

Jax: *sits to watch with us*

Pierre: Things quiet at the bar Jax?

Jax: For the most part

Pierre: Ah