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Post by Kip Whistler on Jul 30, 2024 17:21:59 GMT -5
BATTLEDOME
Conor Caine, Omega Satyros & Mack Caliber vs. Red Pirate Rogers, The Greatest Wrestler OF DOOM & Thumper Moore III
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Post by Omega Satyros on Jul 30, 2024 20:45:29 GMT -5
LeRay: And it's time for our main event of the evening. And sitting next to this structure, I'm not sure I could put it into words what this looks like. Beeman: It's the BattleDome, and it'll be the final resting spot of this little anti-Domination Inc. crusade. Angela Apex: Introducing first, Mack Caliber and the JWA World Tag Team Champions The Alpha & Omega, DOMINATION INC.! Domination by Kayzo, Sullivan King, and Papa Roach begins as Mack, Conor, and Omega appear from backstage. Each shares a devious look as they make their may down to the ring.Beeman: Absolute excellence incarnate. Now this is splendor you can truly revel in.
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Post by Red Pirate Rogers on Jul 30, 2024 22:19:34 GMT -5
“Our Solemn Hour" Plays and Thumper Moore III leads out the Pirates of DOOM on the march down to the ring.
LeRay: While you "revel in splendor" it looks like their opponents are focused on the match at hand.
Beeman: Oh please, Rogers had two matches tonight, Thumper's looking over his shoulder for Black Cat, and DOOM can never focus while he's flipping his eyepatch.
LeRay: Well, as they step inside the structure, and the referees close the cell door, they're going to need to focus fast because...(we see a padlock applied)..."it's BATTLEDOME!"
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Post by Thumper Moore III on Jul 30, 2024 22:33:15 GMT -5
LERAY: Thumper Moore stops outside the cage— he starts climbing and he’s on the roof! He points at Omega Satyros— he’s asking Omega to join him fifteen feet in the air!
BEEMAN: What an idiot. He’s left his team short a man to attempt to settle a score.
LERAY: Indeed, Domination Inc attacks the Pirates of Doom while Thumper is on the roof! Omega makes a rude gesture to Moore and hits a Satyr Kick on DOOM!
BEEMAN: Caine and Caliber raise Rogers above their head and slam him down. They start taunting Moore. Moore laughs and jumps on the roof of the cage— OH MY GOD! HE BUSTS THE ROOF OF THE CAGE AND LANDS ON ALL THREE MEMBERS OF DOMINATION INC! We’ve got bodies laying everywhere to start the match! Moore to his feet— he stands proud as the fans revel in his splendor!
FANS (To the tune of Seven Nation Army): RE-VEL IN HIS SPLEN-DOR! RE-VEL IN HIS SPLEN-DOR!
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Post by “The Relentless” Conor Caine on Jul 31, 2024 0:39:19 GMT -5
LERAY: What an entrance from Thumper Moore III! The first match of its kind in JWA is already off to a memorable start, and now Moore, Rogers and DOOM look to take advantage by continuing to soften up their opponents!
BEEMAN: I don't know how you soften pulp, but that's what Domination Inc were just reduced to!
LERAY: It seems that anything goes in the Battledome!
The good guys separate, each taking a member of Domination Inc: Rogers is quick to begin an assault on Conor Caine; Thumper Moore goes after Omega Satyros and DOOM goes for a pin on Mack Caliber.
LERAY: DOOM scores a two-count on Mack Caliber! And "The Debonaire" really had to work to get the shoulder up! We don't normally see Caliber in such bad shape so early in a match!
BEEMAN: You can blame Moore's recklessness for that! Still, Caliber is hanging in there and once he shakes off the cobwebs he'll be back to fighting form!
LERAY: If he can shake off the cobwebs! The Pirates of DOOM and Thumper Moore are keeping the pressure on Domination Inc and these fans are RAWKUS at watching Caine, Caliber and Satyros get their just dues!
Moore has Satyros in an armlock and DOOM is raising Caliber off the mat as Rogers smashes Conor Caine's head off a turnbuckle in the corner - with the fans counting each smash. Suddenly, Caliber lands a jawbreaker on DOOM and lays him out. Still rattled from Moore landing on him moments before - and his head further shaken from using it against DOOM's jaw just now - Caliber is unsteady on his feet but fortunately for him, his other opponents are distracted.
LERAY: Rogers and Moore can't see that Caliber is unmanned! A reverse neckbreaker on Moore saves Satyros from that armlock. Both men are still looking worse for wear, but Rogers hasn't noticed that the numbers have turned against him and he continues to unleash his frustrations on Conor Caine!
There's a slight conference between Caliber and Satyros - barely a word each between them - as they set on Rogers. Punches and kicks to the small of the back have the Crimson Corsair folded over almost immediately. Caine joins in the affray before gesturing to the ropes.
LERAY: Omega and Caliber whip Rogers to the ropes and OH MY WORD! Caine hits back body drop on Rogers, sending him flying up into the air and crashing into that panel of cage that Thumper more came down through earlier! It's still hanging down from the cell roof and Domination Inc are using it as a weapon! Now Caliber and Omega whip Moore into the ropes and again Caine delivers a back body drop that sends Moore into the panel too! They're not going to try it on DOOM as well, are they?
BEEMAN: They are! This time, Omega whips DOOM and Caine and Caliber back body drop him into the panel - and it breaks off!
LERAY: With the panel free, Caine and Omega wield it together as a weapon and they're taking turns to smash it into each of their opponents as Caliber keeps the other two down with kicks!
BEEMAN: Domination Inc are operating as a unit, working three-on-one where Moore and the PoD tried to fight this in one-on-one encounters - and the tactic is working!
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Post by “The Relentless” Conor Caine on Jul 31, 2024 5:57:07 GMT -5
LERAY: That cell panel is a mangled mess, as Caine and Satyros throw it aside.
Caliber looks to Caine with a smirk on his face... in a second, Conor is chuckling back... both men turn to Omega who seems to have already gotten the message.
LERAY: What are these three laughing about? This is spooky!
BEEMAN: There's some serious telepathy at play because these three just agreed on a play without speaking a word!
LERAY: But what could it be?!
Conor goes to Rogers, Omega goes to Moore and Caliber takes DOOM as each member of Domination Inc slaps an STF on their individual opponents.
LERAY: STFs all around!
BEEMAN: That's it! Each of those members of Domination Inc boasts an STF as a signature move! Lockdown, Dionysan Madness and an STF from Caine, Omega and Caliber respectively!
LERAY: With each of their opponents locked in, there's nobody to break any of these submission holds! Which of the good guys is gonna tap first?!
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Post by Red Pirate Rogers on Jul 31, 2024 6:46:48 GMT -5
LeRay: I'm not sure I see a way out of this for the JWA's defenders from this hostile takeover by D, Inc.
Close ups show Thumper, and Rogers in pain while DOOM just looks stunned. Meanwhile Domination Inc looks delighted, but while referees surround the structure looking for someone to tap out, Connor Caine announces another plan to his teammates and they all let go.
LeRay: Domination Inc, looked to have this match won, what could they be doing now?
Beeman: I think they're going to have some fun!
Sure enough, Conor and Mack drop to the ringside and reach under the ring to pull out a table, fans go wild as they set it up then go back to their opponents, to discuss next steps...
LeRay: This isn't about winning, this is a sick joke! This is terrible! This is...
Beeman: A great idea!!
All three D, Inc. members are near their opponents looking to lift them in unison...when...
Beeman: Hey! that's a low blow...three low blows in fact!!
LeRay: That was a unison attack from the PoD and Thumper Moore and it sure did look to uh...get Domination Inc in their lower...lower abdomen...but anything goes in Battledome and it looks like we're just getting started.
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Post by “heartBROKEN” Mack Caliber on Jul 31, 2024 7:45:02 GMT -5
I just got done shaking the cobwebs out of my head, now I have to shake off the damage to Little Mack and the Boys. I feel myself getting lifted up and suplexed onto my shoulders and neck, judging by the extreme amount of flab it was probably Doom.
I get picked up again, but I roll behind Doom. I go for a low blow in return, but my arm is too short to get through all the girth and I end up just punching him in the butt— fortunately it has the intended effect and I can barely wrap my arms around his waist for a German suplex.
I look around and see Conor paired off with my old partner— I grab Red and suplex him. I see Omega sparring with Thumper— and the big guy gets a double belly to back from me and Conor.
I pick up Rogers and point at Omega, then the top rope. Conor picks up what I’m laying down and helps me pick up Rogers while Omega climbs…
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Post by Thumper Moore III on Jul 31, 2024 8:20:35 GMT -5
I just got done shaking the cobwebs out of my head, now I have to shake off the damage to Little Mack and the Boys. I feel myself getting lifted up and suplexed onto my shoulders and neck, judging by the extreme amount of flab it was probably Doom. I get picked up again, but I roll behind Doom. I go for a low blow in return, but my arm is too short to get through all the girth and I end up just punching him in the butt— fortunately it has the intended effect and I can barely wrap my arms around his waist for a German suplex. I look around and see Conor paired off with my old partner— I grab Red and suplex him. I see Omega sparring with Thumper— and the big guy gets a double belly to back from me and Conor. I pick up Rogers and point at Omega, then the top rope. Conor picks up what I’m laying down and helps me pick up Rogers while Omega climbs… OOC: This is frickin gold. “Little Mack and the Boys” 😂😂😂 LERAY: Omega and Mack have Rogers in a vertical suplex position— Omega takes flight— POUNCE! Omega was intercepted in midair by Thumper Moore and he flies outside the ring and into the unforgiving steel cell and concrete floor! Rogers delivers dual knees to Caine and Caliber, staggering them and they release Rogers— Doom switches his eye patch and charges forward, bowling over both men. Domination Inc is reeling! BEEMAN: What is that big galoot doing now? LERAY: Thumper bounces off the ropes, sprints across— tope con hilo to the outside as Omega is flattened just as he got up! Doom rolls Caine and Caliber outside. Rogers takes a run up the turnbuckle— Cliffs of Craziness onto all three men! Doom is left alone in the ring. Domination Inc is staggering around like drunken men, Doom runs at the ropes— surely not— he leaps— and bounces off the second and third ropes. BEEMAN: He has the vertical jump of a brick. LERAY: Undaunted, Doom switches his eyepatch and grabs the piece of the roof. He sets it against the top rope as a ramp! He charges— a cannonball to all three opponents from his makeshift ramp! I don’t believe what I’m seeing! |
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Post by Omega Satyros on Jul 31, 2024 8:27:37 GMT -5
Domination Inc. is splayed out at ringside. The crusading opposition looks as eclectic as the fans as cheers pour down. DOOM hurls Mack into the ring looking for a pin.
LeRay: Looks like tonight may not be Domination Inc.'s night after all.
Beeman: This match isn't even close to over yet.
Mack manages to kick out at two. Thumper and Red join DOOM in the ring. The three heroes take turns stomping away at Mack, only for Thumper and Red to start spasming as Omega and Conor reenter the ring, taking cattle prods to their backs. Mack manages to catch a stomp from DOOM, seizing leverage and rolling him face first into the turnbuckle pad.
Beeman: You love to see it. Domination Inc. can't be kept down for long.
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Post by “The Relentless” Conor Caine on Jul 31, 2024 10:59:38 GMT -5
LERAY: Now Conor Caine is choking Rogers with his cattle prod! Is nothing illegal in this match??
Rogers is trying to make space between the rod and his throat but can’t, so in desperation he does something crazy.
LERAY: My God! Red Pirate Rogers activated the cattle prod, shocking Conor Caine and himself!
BEEMAN: I guess if it’s a choice between suffocation and electrocution, we know which one Rogers would choose!
LERAY: On the contrary, Rogers has used one to save himself from the other and now the only question is, who can recover first - Caine or Rogers - and hope to make the difference for their team?!
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Post by “heartBROKEN” Mack Caliber on Jul 31, 2024 12:17:13 GMT -5
I throw Doom outside the ring. I Irish whip him into the cage, and he busts straight through to the barricade. This is part of the grand plan.
I grab nachos from a kid in the front row while Doom is down and pour them all over him. I quickly get back in the enclosure, reach under the ring and pull out a series of padlocks. I repair the busted section of cage by locking it in place from the inside.
Doom comes to, realizes he’s covered in nacho cheese again, and his eyes get wide. Meanwhile, I rejoin my teammates in a three on two attack on Red and Thumper while Doom is locked out and freaking out.
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Post by The Greatest Wrestler OF DOOM on Jul 31, 2024 14:10:06 GMT -5
A terrified DOOM runs back and forth outside the cage, wheezing and panicking. He grabs onto the cage and shrieks and cries, trembling and shaking as a tear emerges beneath his eyes patch.
Beeman: Haha! Look at him crying like a one eyed baby!
LeRay: It’s nothing to laugh about, Sean. Turophobia is a real thing, I’ll have you know.
Beeman: There’s a name for it?!
As LeRay and Beeman continue their discussion, DOOM, in his state of terror, is pulling so hard he has begun to rip a piece of the cage off.
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Post by “The Relentless” Conor Caine on Jul 31, 2024 14:42:33 GMT -5
LERAY: Omega Satyros has seen the damage DOOM is doing to the cell and he’s running off the ropes… springboard from the top rope! Omega crashes through the mesh and wipes DOOM out! Both men are laid out on the outside!
BEEMAN: Meanwhile in the ring, Mack Caliber has rolled Thumper Moore under the bottom rope on to that table they set up earlier!
LERAY: Conor Caine hoists Rogers up for a powerbomb - he’s going to powerbomb Red on to Moore on that table!
At the last second, Moore rolls off the table as Rogers comes to and lays some punches into Caine’s head.
LERAY: Hurricanrana by Rogers flips Conor Caine out of the ring and through the table!
BEEMAN: Before Rogers can celebrate, Caliber comes running like a freight train and rams the pirate off the apron and into the cell wall.
LERAY: Satyros is down! DOOM is down! Caine and Rogers are both down! This is bedlam!
A “Holy sh..” chant breaks out.
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Post by Thumper Moore III on Jul 31, 2024 14:54:09 GMT -5
LERAY: Moore is up— and he has Caliber in his sights! He grabs Mack, whips him into the ropes— Sanctus Espiritus! Caliber was spiked onto his shoulders and neck! The cover— one, two, 2.9! Thumper very nearly won it for team JWA!
BEEMAN: Is that what you’re calling them? I prefer Team Goofs.
LERAY: Conor Caine rolls back in with a steel chair and smashes Moore on the back— it only made Thumper angry! Caine raises the chair again and gets a kick to the gut for his trouble— Sanctus Espiritus on Caine! One, two— interrupted by a huge Satyr Kick from Omega that lays out Moore. Omega is now directing traffic— all three members lift Thumper and he’s powerbombed over the ropes and into the steel enclosure! He could be seriously hurt!
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