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Post by The Greatest Wrestler OF DOOM on Oct 2, 2024 15:22:46 GMT -5
Beeman: A 500 pound man hoisting a 450 pound man into a stretch muffler. There’s something you don’t see every day.
LeRay: You darn sure don’t, Sean.
DOOM howls and yelps in pain and happens to wrap his free leg around Pierre’s head and pulls him forward into a convenient and coincidental… and the worlds largest ever hurricanrana.
Beeman: My eyes doth deceive me, LeRay! Did we just see a hurricanrana?
LeRay: A hurricanrana of DOOM!
The whole ring continues to rattle as DOOM gasps and wheezes and manages to lazily roll onto Pierre. Tasha West hits the canvas to count but she herself cannot stop bouncing up and down with the ring’s vibrations to count.
LeRay: What is happening to the ring out there, Sean?
Beeman: The ring is quivering, LeRay! It’s never felt this kind of impact before!
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Post by Bayou Burl on Oct 2, 2024 15:25:40 GMT -5
Just before the main event the cameras cut to backstage as a cameraman dashes towards a commotion. Bayou Burl is storming around the backstage area, looking enraged. As the cameraman runs over Burl grabs a stagehand by the collar and yells "WHERE IS HE??". The stagehand shakily puts his hands up and shakes his head. Burl drops the man and continues his screaming.
Beeman: "Well...I guess we know it wasn't him in the ring earlier.."
Burl approaches another backstage worker and yells the same thing: "WHERE IS HE??"
LeRay: "W-what exactly is Burl's plan if he finds him?"
The second interrogation proves to be as fruitless as the first. Burl throws the stagehand away in his rage. He turns and sees the cameraman approaching him. He gestures for him to come closer: "Gimme that camera! Give it here!!"
Beeman "Isn't this guy supposed to be friendly now?"
Burl grabs the camera and begins yells into it: "Slashmaster! I don't know how you got out, I don't know how you found the Butterfly Room, but when The Fright finds you then you'll wish you were back chained in The Depths! You think you scare us!? You think we're scared of you!? You're scared of us! We initially just wanted your legacy, but after what you pulled last week we're gonna take everything from you! You want Guts and Glory? You got it!!"
Burl shoves the cameraman away and storms past him, continuing his search...
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Oct 2, 2024 15:27:17 GMT -5
*I get my shoulder up at 2 and a half and mouth sorry to Tasha who gives a discreet thumbs up I then hoist DOOM up and over for a body slam hoping that the ring doesn't break*
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Post by The Greatest Wrestler OF DOOM on Oct 2, 2024 15:43:43 GMT -5
Pierre slams DOOM to the canvas and the ring shivers comically. Tasha grabs onto the ropes to avoid being spring clear over the top. DOOM’s belly ripples like an ocean in a storm. Pierre himself stumbles backward, into the corner, using his hulking arms to brace himself from falling down.
Beeman: DOOM’s stomach wave is… weirdly hypnotic.
As the quaking slowly slows, Pierre cautiously moves across the ring to his supine foe. And drops a mighty elbow on top of DOOM, resting on him for the cover.
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Oct 2, 2024 17:44:18 GMT -5
1... 2... 3... *As the bell rings I help DOOM up and extend my hand for a handshake*
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Post by Penguino on Oct 2, 2024 17:44:49 GMT -5
Before The Main Event
Penguino and Johnny Kobra are being followed by a camera walking through the backstage area when they are suddenly approached by Toni Cruise who has just finished interviewing Duke Mongoose. Toni stops the duo with her microphone in hand.
Toni "Hey Penguino it's been a week or two since we've seen you on TV Penguino I and as I'm sure the rest of the JWA audience would like to know what is the next move that you are planning to make after losing the Openweight championship."
Penguino "I think that most of everyone knows already what my next move is gonna be, I'm going to have to beat a man that I have beaten time and time again and has been in my way ever since he betrayed because of a lack of winning every week, even though we are still the longest reigning tag team championships, a man that thought that holding a tag team record wasn't good enough for him and in fact a man who I am ashamed that I have to share that record with. The most undeserving champion in JWA history, Duke Mongoose.
Johnny "And Duke by the way no matter what you want to be called or whatever the hell a Mongoose's pronouns may be or whatever these modern day pansies thing of the only pronouns you'll have after the fight Penguino will give you are Penguino kicked, My ass."
Penguino and Johnny walk away leaving Toni Cruise and her crew in the middle of the backstage area.
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Chad Shredsbury
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The tide cannot be turning… there’s gold on the horizon
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Post by Chad Shredsbury on Oct 2, 2024 18:57:44 GMT -5
As The Greatest Professional Wrestler of DOOM switches his eye patch from left to right and shakes hands with the JWA Openweight Champion Pierre the Enormous, “Good Vibrations” by The Beach Boys hits and the crowd is momentarily shocked.
LeRay. What’s this? We know this music! Could it be? Oh my word! It’s
Chad Shredsbury! He’s back!
Beeman. Go beat up those two giant assclowns in the ring, Chad!
LeRay. The JWA faithful have had a very love hate relationship with the reigning J1 winner! And so has Pierre the Enormous! But what is he doing here tonight?
Chad takes a minute to look out at the JWA crowd. He casually walks stage left. Then stage right. He walks to the center and drops to a knee, flexing hard and throwing up his signature “hang loose”. He rises and points to his former partner in the ring and winks at Pierre as the show goes off the air.
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