Bloodykeiths EWO Extreme Wrestling Organisation!

[BloodyKeith]

Welcome everyone to the inaugural episode of Superstar Saturday! And what a show we have lined up for you! So sit back, relax, crack that can and let's get into it! We're at the SOLD OUT Windy City complex and don't worry folks, there's plenty of merch for everyone!

Dr B. The first ever and current EWO World Champion talks to good ol' Honest Al about joining the fed as world champion, and about he's here to crush the competition!
[*****]

Next up, main eventer and all round personable guy Ace Arcadium appears on J Andrew's late night talk show, wowing the crowd and drumming up interest in the fed!
[****]

And here we have it, our first ever match, sponsored by Zeta Max: Rad Racer takes on Zeke Mullet, who is of course accompanied by his cousin Cletus to the ring!

What a manoeuvre! Top rope tail whip into the 1-2-3 for Rad Racer.

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Next up is Starboy vs The Piranha! Animosity between these two incredible superstars has been building since they were recruited into the fed, and this, their first match, should be a barn burner!

We have a winner: Starboy kills it and brings the house down! 

[***]

Haka Tonga's up next taking on Mercenary, I see big things in his future! 

Mercenary wins by submission, the Canadian Cloverleaf is too much for Haka and he taps!

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Then the beautiful ladies of EWO come up next! Almighty Dolla taking on the adored sweetheart Lyndi Harker, who of course wins!
[***]

And finally, our main event! We called it Superstar Saturday and we meant it! We're showcasing some of our best here! Coming out first in this Triple Threat matchup, would you listen to the roar of that crowd: it's Buzzsaw, but he has his work cut out for him, coming to the ring next is the villainous Dark Invader, and- Oh, who cut the power. What is that eerie sound? Shield your kids eyes, it's the monstrous Slashmaster, accompanied by tag partner Keith Blood! 

After a brutal battle Slashmaster walks away the victor, the arena goes dark and spooky music plays, as he lights the arena up...blood red!


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Well, that's all for the very first ever episode of Superstar Saturday, tune in tomorrow night for Sunday night Slam!

[First in ratings!]

[BloodyKeith]

Welcome to Sunday night Slam! Here at the prestigious Golden Plaza!

Hoo boy have we got a show for you here tonight!

Backstage Mad Arab was talking about being able to beat anyone, well, this is Extreme Wrestling, so we put him up against Fireball, one of the most extreme wrestlers of today, in the first match.

Women and children should look away, it's Mad Arab vs Fireball in a No Holds Barred Match to open up our Sunday show!

Ouch! A chair to the back of the head knocks out Fireball allowing Mad Arab to pick up the win, much to the disdain of the sold out crowd!

[***]

Lights in the arena go out, we know what that means....Could Slashmaster be on his way to the ring?

The Megatron flashes into life, and we pan across a Graveyard, and standing there, eerily still, in front of an old decaying tomb is Slashmaster. He doesn't talk much, but he makes his intentions clear: the world title. He wants it.

The crowd hiss and boo this monster, getting just the reaction he wanted.

[*****]

Tag team action now, as we have the Morning Soldiers, He-Beast the Barbarian and Mighty Leo, who get a tremendous reaction from the crowd vs the evil Masterminds, Cobalt Commander and Skullgore, listen to the boos that rain down on them!

Justice prevails as He-Beast kills Cobalt Commander with The Animal Slam!

[****]

Next up, eerie synth plays as a coffin is wheeled to the ring...

Out comes Gothica, the gothic beauty to oohs and aahs from the stunned crowd as she introduces Keith Blood, who's taking on Red Pirate Rogers, the current cruiser champion! Could this lead to something big at the end of the months PPV?

Keith wins and stands victorious as he exits with Gothica in tow!

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On the Megatron we cut to Reptile Rangers Reptile House, and hanging out with him is Dicky Thunderbird and Valedictorian, heated words are had!

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Now for the main event!

Pierre the Enormous vs Dude Brohan. This is quite the rivalry folks! Pierre is new, and inexperienced but he thought he could take down the living legend himself, Brohan!

Standing ovation as Dude does the Big Bro Leg Drop and wins!

Thanks for tuning in! Catch you on next Friday's Weekend Wrasslin! Last show before our first ever Pay Per View extravaganza!

[Second in ratings!]

[***]

[BloodyKeith]

It's Weekend Wrasslin and it's the last Friday before the end of the month, which means it's the last show before our big end of month PPV!

Tonight we're back at the Windy City Complex

Opening we've got two amazing women, head to head in a clash that's sure to rattle some bones, Madam Tiki takes on the feared Auntie Voodoo!

Auntie puts a Hex on Madam and the bell is rung!

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It seems the words exchanged last week haven't been left alone as Valedictorian is taking on Dicky Thunderbird, it's a storm!

Accompanied to the ring by Valley Girl, with interference behind the refs back, Valedictorian gets the pin!

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Big Thuggee is on his best game (foil) as he goes one on one with newcomer, the small but powerful Crash!

Big Thuggee uses 'Heart Claw' and practically kills poor crash.

[First place ratings!]

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The Megatron shows a PPV commercial for what's to come at the end of the month!

[***]

Now it's time to be terrified as the entire arena is bathed in blood red light and spooky music plays, making their way to the ring is: Shop of Horrors! Slashmaster teamed up with Keith Blood, it's going to take fearsome competition to beat them, and that's just what they're getting: The Adventurers make their way to the ring, Red Pirate Roberts proudly wearing his Cruiser Champion belt, and this is the first appearance of his partner: Arizona Chance, this is one for the ages!

Keith Blood gets the Crucifix on Red Pirate and the Shop of Horrors get the win! They stomp their opponents until officials run out and drag them off!

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Entering the ring is Ace Arcadium, mic in hand, he's calling out Dark Invader after the brutal beatdown of Buzzsaw in the opening episode, in that triple threat match with Slashmaster. What will become of this?

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Starboy's TV title is on the line as the crowd scream the house down on his way to the ring, but the deck is stacked against him: he's facing The Piranha in a Falls Count Anywhere match!

The Piranha uses dirty tactics, making sure Starboy can't get to the ropes, meaning he wins, unclean!

[****]

Tune in next for our end of month Pay Per View spectacular!

[BloodyKeith]

It's here welcome everyone to the Battle Roayle! We hope you folks at home are sitting pretty, because it's going to be a nail biter! We've got a few new players entering and boy, are they going to blow your sock off!

First match is a Submission only, no pinfalls, and we've got TV Champion The Piranha taking on Ricky Steamboat!

Steamboat picks up the win! The Piranha gave it his all but he couldn't take it in the end, he tapped, and walks away screeching and cursing, vowing revenge!

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These two gorgeous minxes are heated rivals back stage, and it's come to this? Our first ever Scaffold Match - these are trained pros folks - it's Chaka Crass taking on Mynx!

Mynx performs her 'Speed Run' move atop the scaffolding, and, can you believe that? Wow! The height Chaka fell from! bare with us as we get a stretcher in folks, what a show so far! Mynx stands over the crowd victorious!

[****]

Now introducing to you, the ever personable, ever loveable, if somewhat cheeky Neon Express, our proud tag team champions! Tonight in our first ever ladder match the tag belts will be suspended above the ring, they'll be up against: Executers! It's Mercenary and Spazz! Spazz is a big mouthed bruiser and we all know after his win over Haka Tonga in our first show that Mercenary is a technical master!

Jessie Wild performs a Torpedo Dropkick from the top of the ladder getting Spazz square in the chest! Wow! Have you ever seen anything like it folks?

Neon Express grab the titles as Mercenary screams for the tag, but an unconscious Spazz can't hear him. Neon retain their titles!

[****]

It's time ladies and gentlemen! for the 10 man Battle Royale! Winner gets a title shot for the world title at either our next PPV or sooner if the opportunity arises!

The ten going into the rumble are as follows:

Arizona Chance - we all know how devastating he can be when he wants to be, he's a good guy, he stands for justice, but he's not afraid to beat evil!

Exotic Rick - A skilled performer, this guy loves to flaunt and taunt whether people want him to or not!

Dude Brohan - The legend himself is in, coming out third, doe he have what it takes to beat seven other guys though?

Valedictorian - Oh yeah, he's in the building, and backstage it was said that he was practically sweating determination

Average Guy - Great on the mic, great in the ring, this guy is anything but average, he's got world titles in his eyes, and he loves the roar of that crowd!

Jet Set Strutter - is he the most rich man in todays business? Who knows, all I know is he demanded his own locker room and arrived in a Limo, and he's feeling mean!

Buzzsaw - Sporting an American look he's got this patriotic crowd bringing the roof down, and it looks like he's all grit and determination!

Dark Invader - He's a big angry hulk of a dude with high hopes!

Ace Arcadium - Everyones favourite good guy, and he's gunning straight for Dark Invader and world title glory!

Last but not least we have: Troglo (foil) - this unhinged neanderthal has plans on simply beating his way to the top, and I certainly wouldn't want to be in his way when he starts!

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Ace Arcadium will be taking on Slashmaster! He's battered! He's bruised! He's broken! But good has persevered, and listen to the standing ovation the man is getting as he's stretchered out of the arena!

The main event!

Kids should look away, this is Extreme Wrestling after all, we have the world championship on the line in a Barbed Wire matchup, it's Dr. B taking on Slashmaster, accompanied by tag partner Keith Blood!

Slashmaster wins! Slashmaster wins! Slashmaster wins! By god they're cut to shreds in one of the most brutal matches we've had here so far in. the EWO! But standing over Dr. B is Slashmaster, as he bathes the arena in blood red light!

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We hope you enjoyed our very first ever PPV! It's been a helluva ride! Tune in tomorrow for Superstar Saturday to see more Extreme action!! Thank you for being with us!

[First in ratings!]

[BloodyKeith]

Welcome everyone to Superstar Saturday! we've got - Oh, I'm being told there's ruckus backstage, we've got a camera back there so let's cut right to it!

Tonight we're at the Canada Centre!

It's a very, very pissed of Jet Set Strutter screaming about the Battle Royale and how he should have won it, this is some backstage politics folks, more on this situation later, now, let's get back to the show!

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Honest Al interviews Ace Arcadium about taking on Slashmaster for the World title, what a great response this young, and promising superstar is getting!

[****]

Coming out to the British National anthem without a whiff of irony in our first match is Brit Buckingham, taking his pomp and circumstance way too seriously, as he takes on our very own Rocky here in the EWO, it's Max Attack! We'd like to thank Zeta Max for sponsoring our opening battle!

Much to the glee of the crowd Max takes home the win!

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Now in what is sure to be a classic matchup the skilled and determined Arizona Chance is taking on the brute strength of Big Thuggee!

Arizona is victorious as Big Thuggee, despite his strength, taps out of 'The Last Crusade'!

[****]

It's time now for our mid card matchup, the mysterious Roboelectro is going to butt heads with the evil Vladimir the Cruel! Thanks to Zwatch for sponsoring our mid card wrestlers. Now folks we know these guys are new to you all, and not much is known about either of these men, one used to be a computer programmer (yeah, like those are really going to go anywhere outside of government buildings, am I right folks?) and Vladimir, as we are to understand is ex royalty!

Sci! Fi! SLAM! Roboelectro is victorious!

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Now this is going to get brutal as Troglo claims he's the most extreme in all of the EWO, once again Fireball has stepped up to that challenge in a weapons match, Fireballs speciality!

Fireball is relentless, he's just killing Troglo! He uses a baseball bat, wow! 1! 2! 3! It's over, what a brutal match!

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TV title is on the line folks, Ricky Steamboat holds it and got to choose any type of matchup he wanted, he chose Falls Count Anywhere and is taking on his rival Valedictorian, and as we've seen before the roar of the crowd is Deafening for Ricky and Valedictorian is accompanied by Valley Girl, this is sure to be a classic!

Valedictorian gets the win! He gets the gold! Look at him and Valley girl in that ring, you know it makes me sick!

[****]

Tune in next week folks as we'll be back on Sunday Night Slam at the historic Golden Plaza! See you there for more Extreme action!

(first place in ratings!)

[BloodyKeith]

NOTES:
January - Battle Royal


February - St. Valentine's Day Massacre


March - March Madness


April - Champ Clash


May - Monster Mayhem


June - Tag Team Invitational


July - Red, White and Blue Bash

Another generic PPV.


August - Summer Smash


September - Cruiserweight Cup


October - Halloween Hellraiser

Generic PPV. Usually there's a casket match.


November - Survival Series


December - Tournament of Queens

Current Champions:

World - Ace Arcadium (good)

Tag - Death Star Boy & Dark Invader

TV Champion - Arizona Chance

Cruiserweight - Keith Blood

Womens - Princess Starbright

[BloodyKeith]

Iiiits Sunday Night Slam! Oh hell yeah folks, we got a amazing show planned for you, so don't touch that dial!

Here we are tonight at Empire Gardens, with this capacity crowd so loud you can barely hear your own thoughts!

Honest Al talks with Valedictorian, who's got Valley Girl with him, as he talks about his win over Ricky Steamboat, gloating!

Oh Yeah, he's gloating

[****]

It's Warhawk up next against Copper Commander. These guys have obvious trouble with each other, Warhawk being patriotic and Copper Commander, just wants to rule the world!

Copper Commander gets the 1-2-3!

[***]

We cut now on the Megatron to Rex Spectrum's interview space, and he's with Cesar Sleaze and Dizzy Lixx, this may not be appropriate for kids! They talk about wanting tag team gold, and destroying anyone that gets in their way....

[*****]

We thank Zwatch for sponsoring our mid card clash, as Drool goes one on one with Brute. This is sure to be a test of strength! Brute is accompanied by the only one that can control him, the cruel and intelligent Massacre!

Drool at the last second gathers all of his strength and hulks up, beating both Hulk and Massacre and chasing them up to the back!

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Backstage we cut to Fireball, he's lording his victory over Troglo and talking about how he's the most extreme wrestler in EWO! The crowd eat it up and get behind him!

[****]

Main event time and it's the Neon Express vs 'Barbaric Nature' the teaming of Mad Arab and Troglo! This could get real ugly folks! it's a coal miners glove match, giving the Neon Express the advantage.

Neon retain the title! much to the absolute disgust of Barbaric Nature, who spit and curse and scream and say they've been 'robbed'!

Well, that's all we've got time for, tune in next week to Weekend Wrasslin for more EWO action!

[second place]

[BloodyKeith]

Welcome one and all to this weeks edition of Weekend Wrasslin and we are on our way to Valentines Day Massacre! The PPV where every title is on the line! We are at the incredible Canada centre with the hometown hero fighting for the gold!

Ace Arcadium comes to the ring and issues a challenge, he states he's the number one contender for the World Championship belt, and he wants to meet Slashmaster in the EWO's first ever steel cage match!

The crowd cheer for Ace, but barely react when Slashmaster accepts the challenge

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Making his way to the ring is The Piranha, only he's dressed in blue and wants to be called 'The Shark', and he's taking on, it's Star Boy, but he's all red and...and he's painted a Skull on his face. He stands on the ramp and addresses the crowd, he wants them all to know the good inside him has died - huge boos for the once popular star - and now he is 'Death Star Boy' and he knows he can achieve fame and glory by following his Master and turning to The Shadow Side. Who could be behind this corruption?

Death Star Boy gets the win, and invites everyone to join him in the shadow side!

[****]


Next we have fan favourite, high fiving and posing for pics with the fans, it's Bug Buster, who's taking on Soul Daddy, who simply runs to the ring, he wants to get it started, Ding Ding Ding!

Soul Daddy gets the win!

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The Megatron cuts to a creepy graveyard where Gothica stands and talks about night overtaking day, and shadows blocking out light. We pan up and crouching on a gravestone is Keith Blood, simply telling Red Pirate Roberts that he's coming for his Cruiserweight title!

[****]

Huge tag team action now as Dude Brohan comes to the ring, announcing he's been searching backstage for a partner, but everyone was too scared to take on Pierre and his controlling boss, the mysterious Mr. Tycoon. So he'll take them on himself when suddenly music blares and out comes a brand new looking Dr. B! He may have lost the world title, but he's still in the game folks, hwe grabs a mic, declares he's scared of nobody, and offers his hand to Dude...who reluctantly shakes it! It is on!

We all know how bad Pierre and Dude hate each other, it's a huge clash!

Pierre and Mr. Tycoon get the win, with Tycoon grabbing the mic and gloating in the defeated and stunned, well, Mega Dudes!

[***]

Dicky Thunderbird enters the ring and addresses the crowd, telling them that even though he lost the title, he hasn't lost his spirit or his heart, and he'll get it back! He has them enraptured, quite an emotional moment!

[****]

Main event time, its reigning TV champ accompanied by Valley Girl taking on Mercenary with Spazz in a Falls Count Anywhere match!! This is blowing the roof off of the joint!

Valedictorian gets the win and keeps the title with a huge elbow dive on the outside to Mercenary!

[***]

(First place in ratings)

[BloodyKeith]

Welcome one and all to Valentines day Massacre!

Our second ever Pay Per View extravaganza here in the EWO and we are at the famed Silver Stadium, sold out, we are rammed to the rafters folks! we'd like to thank all of tonights sponsors, all of those attending and you, the fans at home!

Coming up this evening, tag team titles are on the line, Keith Blood goes for the Cruiserweight and Ace of Spades takes on Slashmaster in our main event!

Making her way to the ring, the sultry succubus is taking on Gothica, Succubus is new to EWO and she was telling us behind the scenes that she's the goth queen and Gothica, Keith Bloods partner in crime, could be about to learn that the hard way!

What a spectacular entrance Gothica makes, being wheeled down standing in a silk lined coffin, the entrance being all dark except lit candles! Wow! What a matchup we're about to witness!

Succubus, that sneaky jezebel sneaks up on Gothica and forces her to tap out!


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Now, tag team titles are on the line as Neon Express, what a thunderous applause, enter the ring. We'd like to thank Zwatch for their sponsorship of the tag team title match.

Jessie and Chet have not been told who they're taking on, but here comes Death Star Boy! He's got a mic...

He addresses the crowd and tells them that the time has come to reveal who he is learning from, the Master of the Shadow Side.... it's... Dark Invader, he has corrupted the once noble Star Boy! The Neon Express look terrified...

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They lost it! They lost the title! We have new tag champions! 93,000 people just witnessed the beating of the Neon Express! Some fans even have tears in their eyes! Wait, Death Star Boy grabs the mic, he's announcing that this is the dawning of 'The Evil Empire!', wow!


Coming out, through the crowd is Ninja Star, who is this mysterious Ninja? and why's he brought a bow staff with him? Regardless the crowd have taken to him! The Megatron cuts to life and it's a masked figure, announcing himself in a menacing accent as Great Ginzu, and he has glory in mind, and that begins with beating Ninja Star! He heads out to the ring, wait, wait a minute! Has he got freaking Katanas? Is....is this allowed?

Great Ginzu is using those katanas! Stop the match! Stop the match! Ring the bell already! He gets the victory and stands over Ninja Star, who's crumpled in a heap, just....just laughing! What kind of sicko are we dealing with here?

[****]

Cruiserweight title time now as we'd like to thank our sponsor Zeta Max for allowing us to do our first ever 'Casket Match', apparently an invention that the diabolical Keith Blood and Gothica came up with together! Out comes Red Pirate, looking nervous, but carrying that belt with him and the lights go out... He's not even made it to the damn ring yet

It's the coffin again! It's Gothica's coffin! She's strolling beside it as it slowly opens, and rising up is Keith, with...with a smile on his face!

The objective is to get your opponent into the casket and shut the lid...

Keith blood performs The Crucifix, his signature move and is rolling Pirate Rogers into the casket, he's done it! He's got the gold! This is a dark day for the EWO! Gothica is nailing the casket shut! She's got hammers and nails! She's nailing it shut!


It's Arizona! Listen to the cheers as Arizona races to save his partner, he chases off Gothica and Keith, cursing and swearing at them!
[***]

He grabs a mic, and after helping Red Pirate leave he re-enters the ring, and calls out Valedictorian, saying he and Valley Girl have been cheating and gloating about his title, and about how he's here to take him down, if he will accept his challenge, title on the line, in a match of Arizonas choosing..

It's good to know there is some good left in this company, I tell you!

The Megatron comes to life, and it's a very cocky Valedictorian who accepts!

[***]

We'd like to thank Video Game System for sponsoring our very first ever steel Cage Match, look at that terrifying structure, just the sort of place a monster like Slashmaster deserves to be.

It's Ace's turn to come to the ring and I swear the roar from this crowd is going to shake the foundations of the freaking building!

He did it! We have a new World Champion! Ace is the champion, in a night where evil seemed to prevail, one man stood tall. Look at him raise the belt! The applause is thunderous!

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We will see you all next week on Superstar Saturday!

(First place in ratings!)

[BloodyKeith]

Welcome to this evenings edition of Superstar Saturday, held at the beautiful Golden Plaza, what a lineup we have here tonight, in our main event matchup the TV title is on the line and... and the lights have gone off here folks, we may be experiencing some technical difficulties, wait look at the Megatron!

It's Keith Blood perched on his usual tombstone, flanked by Succubus and Gothica. He talks about how they didn't have to fight, and there's always more room for creatures of the night in his vampiric embrace. We close with the three of them toasting goblets of...is that blood?


[****]

We cut to the Neon Express locker room and they are raging! Furious about losing the titles, they vow to get them back!

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Our opening match, making his way to the ring is Cutthroat Carter, he's going against Moon Man, who yes, as his name suggests, has been to the moon! What other federation can boast that?

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Who is that on a freaking zipline into the ring? It's Lazer! Wow! Look at those freaking fireworks, this guys gonna go far! Making his way to the ring in what looks to be like a very bad mood is former World Champion Dr. B! He's brought with him....dog collars! He's saying nothing but he wants a dog collar match! This will surely be a huge test of strength, there about evenly matched (both foil) so this should be interesting!

Lazer gets the win! holy hell he beat the hulk that is Dr B! He made the giant tap! He made him tap! Oh my god!

Dr B refuses to be stretchered out but hobbles out, Lazer disappears through the crowd...

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Skullgore way back on episode two lost in a tag team matchup against The Morning Soldiers, and it looks like he wants payback as he enters the ring! He-Beast the Barbarian wastes no time, running down to the ring and instantly knocking down Skullgore with a vicious clothesline!

Doesn't stop Skullgore from rallying back though and he beats He-Beast, hard! Eventually stopping just to pin him, before carrying on!!

[***]

Dude Brohan makes his way to the ring, giving out free T-shirts and encouraging kids to go to church, and eat their greens, all his little 'Mini Dudes' as he calls them, he's taking on, I always forget how big this guy is, Pierre the Enormous, who walks slowly, purposefully to the ring, staring Dude in the eyes the whole time

Dude gets the win with his patented leg drop, how the mighty fall tonight! Listen to this sold out crowd chant along: 1! 2! 3!

[***]

Finally it's come to this, Arizona Chance issued a challenge to Valedictorian, any match he wanted, title on the line. Well it is on, this is a weapons match! This is somewhat Arizonas speciality, and Valedictorian looks like he's sweating for the first time ever, a skilled high flyer how's he going to cope with Arizonas more rough style. Oh and Valley Girl has been banned from ringside, she's not to interfere!

Arizona quickly, with a chair to the back of Valedictorians head gets the pin! We have a new TV champ!

[Dud, ouch]

(first place!)

[BloodyKeith]

Welcome one and all to Sunday night Slam! What a show we've got for you, so don't touch that dial folks!

The Megatron comes to life and it's good ol' Honest Al backstage with Buzzsaw, only he's looking different! He's dressed in grey and talking about taking down evil with his partner! Talking about how at St Valentines day Massacre too many bad guys won, and it's time for the good guys to step on up!

This could be interesting!

[***]

Our opening contest sees Reptile Ranger go against the behemoth that is Pierre the Enormous

Our first is sure to be a barn burner! It's Reptile Ranger and...Oh! Oh my god! Is that a crocodile with him!? Has...has he got a crocodile!? Folks they say anything can happen hear in the EWO!! He's...he's letting kids pet it? He's giving it to the ref! The ref has the leash! I can't believe it! In comes new Ref J! Ok, I cannot believe what we just witnessed, out coming now is the man they call: Giant! It's Pierre the Enormous! He once, allegedly, allegedly, tried to eat a restaurant out of a free steak for life competition he won, and well, simply put, he put them out of business!!

Absolute wild crowd! The disdain as Pierre simply tosses Reptile Ranger over the top rope, and, there it is, the giant elbow! 1.2.3, we have a winner, Pierre stands victorious.

[****]

Walking down the ramp with his mic is Lazer, dressed completely differently, new makeup, darker, his outfit looks a lot like Buzzsaws from earlier! He talks about 'the new me', huge lazer chants filling the sold out Canada centre, 'top of his game as a singles superstar' he says, so it's time to look elsewhere for gold, and he's going to bw tagging with someone massive, we'll have to wait till next week to find out who!!

[****]

Next up, coming down the aisle is British sensation Doberman Duke, taking on, the vicious Piranha! Doberman performing a huge top rope suplex, that was just too much for The Piranha to recover from.

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The Megatron comes to life, and on it is Dr. B, in hospital, leg completely bandaged up, he looks *mad!*, "You." He says, "You broke my f******g ankle!" He mutters, "That Lazerlock you pulled on me, last week, last week on Superstar Saturday" He says tearfully, 'HE BROKE MY FUCKING ANKLE!" He yells loudly smashing his bedside table. "And I'm coming for you at March Madness." He quietly says, Zoom in on eyes... cut

[*****]

Coming down the ramp way are tag team champs 'Evil Empire' taking on Mighty Leo and Michael T. Wolf, shorter than his partner, obviously, new here at OCW, clicked with Leo and boom.

Wow, It's over, Evil Empire retain the titles! Wow, how quick. 

Well, catch you next time folks on Weekend Wrasslin'! It ain't going to be PG...

(First in ratings. Man I write good when I'm stoned)

[BloodyKeith]

Welcome to this evenings Weekend Wrasslin, get comfy, get a beer and get ready for action like you've never seen before! But first, let's see what's coming up on next weeks Pay Per View, March Madness. We are at the Windy City Complex, coming to you live, large and in charge!

PPV Promo featuring all faces, Dude Brohan, Jet Set Strutter, Average Guy & Dicky Thunderbird, crowd love it!

[****]

Now coming up we've got Max Attack vs Jobber Joe, we'd like to thank our sponsors for this matchup: Video Game Playing System, play the game. Don't let the game play you! Wait, who is that? There's a fan, he's jumped the railing! He's in the ring, attacking Max, what is the meaning of this? Security! Security! Someone get security, they're dragging him away, good! Max has a mic, he's inviting him back in the ring! He wants a match! The guy has a mic, he accepts! He accepts the challenge. He's calling himself Johnny Kobra, ring the bell, I guess.

Johnny wins with his martial arts expertise!

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Next up we've got Crash vs Cuthroat Carter, he's a mean one, but Crash has got this one.

Crash wins, look at that dude celebrate!

[**]

Who's that coming through the crowd? Wow, they're being mobbed! It's former tag team champions Neon Express, Chet has the mic, he's thanking their fans for always believing in them!

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Coming up now we've got tag team frenzy as coming out we've got a rather unusual pair, one of them's a Ghoul and the other's a Zombie Punk! Listen...listen to that, um, thrash metal I guess they call it? I'm just receiving word that they're facing the 'Blade Blasters' who or what that is I don't know - uh someone cut the power, where are all the lights? Wow! Did you see those fireworks go off? Wow! It's Buzzsaw! Buzzsaw came from the left, and he's joined by Lazer! These are the Blade Blasters, one of the top stars in the EWO and the man who managed to make Dr. B tap, and broke his ankle! Wow! What an entrance!


Blade Blasters are just completely dominating this matchup! Just a well oiled machine, and has Zombie Punk got a chair? Yes! Oh! Right in the back of the head! The ref saw that, that's a disqualification! Blade Blasters are the winners, and look, Buzzsaw's back up already!
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Making his way to the ring is world EWO champ Ace Arcadium to a tremendous reception, he's saying that evil hasn't taken over the EWO and he'll prove it, by beating Dark Invader in a match, title on the line, at March Madness, this isn't going to be one you want to miss folks!!

Dark Invader accepts, and it's going to be a Tables Match!

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It's the title on the line as Arizona Chance makes his way to the ring, current TV champion, partner of the once Cruiserweight champion Red Pirate Roberts, and this crowd is going nuts! He's facing a sadistic mad man, it's Troglo, you know they say he likes to hurt himself, just for fun? Well there's plenty of hurt to go round folks, as this is a weapons matchup!

Arizona retains, he uses the TV title belt as a weapon, he knocks Troglo out and goes for the pin! Retains the title!

March Madness up next folks, don't forget to call your provider and order that on Pay Per View!

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[BloodyKeith]

It's time! It's here ladies and gentlemen! It's March Madness! And what madness we have coming up for you today this evening! We're live from the Silver Stadium! This sold-out-to-capacity crowd is so loud I can barely hear myself!

We've got twists and surprises galore! Now, March Madness is an elimination style tournament to become the number one contender for the World Championship, currently held by Ace Arcadium! The first round will have stipulations that suit the wrestlers added to it, once the winner has advanced, they then have to wrestle their opponent in a normal match, no longer being in an environment that suits them. currently the brackets look like this:

Ninja Star will vs Great Ginzu in a weapons match

Valedictorian vs Dicky Thunderbird in a submission match, that is a match in which pinfalls are not allowed, the winner will be the man that makes the other tap out!

Jet Set Strutter will be taking on Average Guy, in a falls count anywhere match, meaning that pinfalls can take place anywhere inside of the arena, or even backstage! I believe some animosity is held there after the Battle Royale, some weeks back.

Next and final match we have fan favourite Dude Brohan taking on Pierre the Enormous, in a tables match, the only way to win is by putting your opponent through a table!

Then coming up after that we have the tag titles on the line as Evil Empire takes on the Blade Blasters, who we saw last week absolutely dominate that Ghoul and Zombie pairing.

Then it's two rounds of tournament finals, before the World Championship is on the line, Ace Arcadium taking on Dark Invader, if he survives the Blade Blasters, that is!

And our final match of the night will decide who gets number one conterndership for that world title!

Now, dropping in on zipwire, wow, is Ninja Star, getting a huge reaction from this crowd before his fiercest rival Great Ginzu makes his way to the ring, Katanas in hand, last time we saw these two face off, Ginzu won using deadly weapons, well it looks like Ninja Star has his own Katana with him!

Ninja Star remembers what happened last time these two met, and he's better prepared now, he's just dominating this matchup and oh my god! That Katana kick just knocked Ginzu completely unconscious! he's pinning him! Yes! 1-2-3! Ninja moves on!

[*****]

Now, making his way down the ramp is Valedictorian, you know he's just revelling in those boos! Following him into the ring, a look of pure determination on his face is Ricky, he looks ready for this submission only match, is Valedictorian?

These two are fierce rivals, both have a similar submission/ground-mat style, but when it comes to submissions, there's not many better than Ricky! last time these two met Valedictorian took the TV title from Ricky and gloated about it the next night on Sunday Night Slam! Ricky's doing it! Valedictorian does not want to give up! He's screaming! Screaming in pain, he's had enough, the ref's calling it! He's calling it! Ricky wins! Ricky gets the victory over his arch rival!

[*****]

Look at Jet Set, look at that suit! Must cost more than I make in a year! And here he comes, it's Average Guy, who, as we said around the time of the Royale, is anything but average, this is gonna be good, we thank you all for joining us here tonight for this elimination tournament on Pay Per View.

Wow, Average guy is going hell for leather! He's really putting the boots to Jet Set! And he's, he's thrown a bleeding Jet Set over the top rope, onto that solid concrete, and up he goes, massive elbow off of the top rope! And a pin on the concrete! Average Guy moves into the finals!

[****]

Look at the fireworks going off for Dude! Wow! he's being carried to the ring in a miniature table! Wow! Well, this is a tables match after all! Now coming to the ring is Pierre the Enormous, feel sorry for those that are carrying him! He's pointing at dude, and now the table! He has clear intentions of winning! Folks, this is gonna be a storm!

What an intense matchup as these two behemoths of the EWO lock up! Look into Pierres eyes, he's got anger written all over him. And Oh my god, he body slammed Dude onto that concrete floor we saw Average use earlier, and, and Dude isn't moving! This may be serious folks, we've got EMT's on their way to the ring now, to see if he's OK. He's refusing the help! He's refusing the help! He just pointed at Pierre and said enough's enough! He can barely walk. After this intense matchup Dude drop-kicked the huge Pierre from the top rope right through that wooden table! Dude moves on, but will he be able to compete?

[***]

Tag titles on the line as current holders 'Evil Empire' make their way to the ring! I don't think they know what they're in for as the Blade Blasters are surely going to be a destructive force in the EWO! No one saw these two teaming, these two great athletes, but here we are, let's get it on!

Blade Blasters win! Blade Blasters get the gold! The Glory! These two titans of industry stand tall! Dark Invader was a helluva match for Buzzsaw, his speed, strength and size almost matching, but in the end that huge top rope suplex was simply too much! We have new tag team champs!!

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Now it's Ninja Star vs Ricky Steamboat in a matchup that's going to shake the building as these two great superstars go one on one, with gold in their minds eye! Two different styles of working these two, Ricky with the technical mat based stuff and Ninja with a quick bruiser style! And in the end, he's practically broke, but Ricky wins!

Looking smug Average Guy is on his way and the injured Dude Brohan, I'm hearing, is refusing any sort of treatment or help, and is on his way to the ring! I don't know how he's doing it with the injuries he's got but Dude is winning! He's done it! He's barely conscious but Dude picks up the win to face Ricky Steamboat in the finals!

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The Megatron is coming to life, it's Dark Invader and Death Star boy. Star boy speaks. He says that due to being tag champs Dark Invader has been told he is not allowed to compete, but they've set a surprise up for Ace.

The lights just went out, we know what this means, yup, it's that music, which means only one thing, Wow! Did you see that!? It's Slashmaster! He just appeared in the middle of the ring, and he looks mean!

Starboy is talking now, this has been set up as a 'no holds barred' competition, meaning anything goes! Something Slashmaster is great at! The deck is stacked against the current EWO World champion, can he make it through another day with the belt?

Ace has done it! Ace has done it! That monster threw everything he had at him at Ace did it! He retains the title! Ace is still the EWO world champion! Good does overcome evil!

Now our final match of the night it's young, but well skilled Ricky Steamboat taking on the legend, the bruised, the broken Dude Brohan in what is sure to be a historical clash, both are exhausted! both are bruised! Dude can barely walk! But both are going to give it every little thing they've got!

They're hesitant, neither wants to fight each other! They're shaking hands before they lock up! Look at that, and Dude, he moves swiftly! He's decking Ricky, forget technical, Dude is turning Ricky into a punch bag! And Dude wins, he's the number one contender for the EWO world title! Dude wins! Listen to the music! Listen to the fireworks! Listen to the crowd!

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Thanks everyone for joining us tonight on March Madness, Pay Per View, we hope you've enjoyed, tune in next week for Superstar Saturday for more thrilling action! And next months Pay Per View is Champ Clash, where every single title is on the line!! Goodnight folks!

(first in ratings)

[BloodyKeith]

It's Superstar Saturday! Let's get it on! We're glad you can join us this weekend at the Empire Gardens! We have told out, this capacity crowd can feel the electricity in the air!

And we're going right away backstage to our new interviewer, Rex Spectrum, beaming into us live from an undisclosed location, and he's with Death Starboy.

Death Starboy obviously very unhappy about losing the tag titles last week on March Madness, saying that Evil Empire has not been defeated.

[***]

And in to the ring we get, it's them! It's Buzzsaw and Lazer! It's the Bladeblasters! Listen to the roar of that crowd, wow, thunderous. Claiming to be the biggest tag team champs ever, wow! Quite the claim to make, but the crowd seem to agree! There it is!

[***]

Our opening match, we see the pompous Brit Buckingham on his way to the ring, who's that giant behemoth with him? Is...is he wearing the communist flag draped over his shoulders? Who is this man? He's got a Mic. Three words, in. a thick Russian accent: I. Am. Hammerhead! And here he comes! It's Max Attack! Let's get it on!

Interference! Interference behind the referees back! Hammerhead just grabbed Max's ankle!

Max does it, inside cradle, he wins anyway!

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Next up, an unusual matchup, we've got the insane man who feels no pain, it's Troglo, taking on Reptile Ranger, who's brought his crocodile with him again, wow the crowd love it, get those flash cameras ready folks!

Reptile Ranger wins! He beat the brute that is Troglo!

[***]


We've got Doberman Denny up next, the younger brother of Doberman Duke, a fearsome tag team when combined! He's going against the calculating, the cold, the cruel Massacre, who never goes anywhere without that giant that follows him around, Brute.

He's powerful Doberman, and look at how he just picks up Massacre and wow, huge sidewalk slam, called the 'Doberslam' as I am to understand, regardless, he's got the 1, 2, 3!

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Now we've got a fantastic athlete, one who's aligned herself with darkness, it's Succubus taking on the lovely, the polite, one of the nicest people you could meet, the newcomer: Glam!

The evil Succubus wins, look at her laughing like a maniac!

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It's our final match of the night, our finale is a Triple Threat match! It's current EWO world champion Ace Arcadium on his way out to the ring, and the ovation is going to bring this building down I swear! Next up, the ghoul, the monster that lost to Ace last week, the lights are out and it's that horrible music, here he comes, it's Slashmaster! Last but not least, Dark Invader is entering the ring, we know that Ace has wanted to get his hands on him for a while now, issuing a challenge way back on Weekend Wrasslin but he couldn't as a contender cannot hold more than one belt at a time, and at the time, Dark Invader was tag team champion with his apprentice, Death Starboy! And Slashmaster can't be none too pleased about the position he was put in last week, used, he faced Ace as Invader couldn't and he lost! This is going to be a helluva fight between these three titans!

Dark Invader is pulling no punches! He just literally nearly snapped Ace's arm, and he's injured! He's hurt! An ambulance is taking away the world champion! We've got a stare down going on here, Slashmaster doesn't care about Ace, he cares about Dark Invader, and there off! For a big guy Slashmaster is fast! It's a helluva battle, and Slash fights till his last breath, but Dark Invader pulls the 'Star Destroyer' on him and gets the count!

[***]

We hope you enjoyed this edition of Superstar Saturday! Tune in to next weeks Sunday Night Slam for one great show I tell you! Goodnight everybody!

(Second in ratings)

[BloodyKeith]

Welcome one. and all to Sunday Night Slam! We have one helluva lineup for you this evening, we are at the Windy City Complex this week, and tonight sees Ace defend his EWO world title against the evil Dark Invader! Yes, despite last weeks injuries we can confirm Ace is in the building! We've also got tag team matchup as the Blade Blasters take on Shop of Horrors! speaking of tag team action, next up we've got Brit Buckingham and Hammerhead, the Russian bruiser against Max Attack and former tag champion Jessie Wild, look, Brit's got a banner, what does that say? Anti Americans! Wow! So disrespectful!



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Up next we've got one half of the 'Metalheads', running his motormouth, its Cesar Sleaze taking on a new guy to the EWO, it's Boombox, he's got a, well, a boombox with him! Listen to those hip street beats!

Winner

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The Megatron comes alive, it's time for the return of: Dr B! He trains, and trains, and talks about healing that broken ankle, about how he's ready to get right back in and wants his shot at the world title!

[****]

The Blade Blasters are so popular I swear there isn't a person in the world who doesn't think they're amazing! The lights are out, and there it is, that ghoulish music, it's suddenly turned quite cold here in the Windy City Complex and out come two coffins, one containing the brutal Slashmaster, and the other, the quick and calculating Keith Blood! This is going to be a match made in hell!

Look out! The chair! The chair straight to Buzzsaws head! The ref saw, he saw Slashmaster get Buzzsaw with that chair, right across the cranium! And now Keith is attacking the ref! Get some officials out here and get this madness stopped!

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We go now, backstage to Honest Al who's with pub landlord and street brawler O'Hooligan, who's got with him a man who calls himself 'The Thinker'. O'Hooligan is going to make a name for himself here in the EWO one way or the other!

[****]

It's main event time! And the injured Ace Arcadium is defending, will he be able to defeat the very face of evil, the one who took the hero Starboy and turned him into the monster we know as Death Starboy!

Ace is applying the 8-bit breaker and Ace has done it! He's re-injured that elbow, but he keeps the title! He retains the title! Good has triumphed over evil here tonight!

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Join us next week for Weekend Wrasslin and we'll be on the road to Champ Clash, the Pay Per View where every title is up for grabs! Have a good evening!

(second place in ratings)