Niz's 8MW

[Niz]

April 1980 - Champ Clash (** / $5,376)

<> TV TITLE MATCH: Mr. Tycoon © d. Doberman Denny *
Doberman Denny's brute strength wasn't quite enough in the end, as the savvy Mr. Tycoon countered a running powerslam by sliding down Denny's back and locking in the Money Maker.

<> 1 on 1 w/ Honest Al and Exotic Rick *****
Exotic Rick tells all the "ugly, out-of-shape sweathogs" in attendance that you can't draw up an 8MW World Title picture without having him in it. Whether it's Dude Brohan or Dicky Thunderbird that walks out champion tonight, Rick demands another shot at the title!

<> TAG TITLE MATCH: Evil Empire d. Wall Street © in a Ladder Match to win the 8MW Tag Team Titles **
In what was easily the most anticipated match in 8MW's short history, Dark Invader and Death Starboy made their tag team debut and absolutely destroyed Wall Street ... ending their three-month long title reign in the process. In a true "holy $%&@" moment, Dark Invader buried Mr. Tycoon with his trademark Star Destroyer off the ladder, while Death Starboy climbed up and snagged the gold.

<> CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE MATCH: Arizona Chance © d. Chet Skye to retain the 8MW Cruiserweight Title **
Fresh off capturing the Cruiserweight Title from O'Hooligan, Arizona Chance made his first successful defense in a quick-paced, crowd-pleasing matchup with the always exciting Chet Skye.

<> LADIES TITLE MATCH: Chaka Crass d. Princess Starbright © to win the 8MW Ladies Title **
Chaka Crass has been playing mindgames with Princess Starbright for months, but tonight's antics took the cake. Crass appeared to suffer a gruesome leg injury and begged off Starbright as she cowered in the corner. When the Princess came to check on her, Chaka grabbed a handful of tights and rolled her up to steal the victory and the title.

<> WORLD TITLE MATCH: Dicky Thunderbird d. Dude Brohan © to win the 8MW World Title *
Riding high on all the momentum in the world, Dicky Thunderbird managed to roll away from the Big Bro Leg Drop and then stun Dude Brohan with not one, not two ... but THREE Thunderbird Chops on his way winning the 8MW World Title! Dude Brohan was noticeably frustrated in himself after the match, but shook it off and "passed the torch" to Dicky in the middle of the ring to end the show.

[Niz]

<> WORLD TITLE

Dicky Thunderbird	Apr 1980, Week 4	0
Dude Brohan	Jan 1980, Week 4	3
Dr. B	Jan 1980, Week 1	1

<> TAG TEAM TITLES

Evil Empire	Apr 1980, Week 4	0
Wall Street	Jan 1980, Week 4	3
Neon Express	Jan 1980, Week 1	0

<> TV TITLE

Mr. Tycoon	Feb 1980, Week 3	1
Starboy	Jan 1980, Week 1	2

<> CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE

Arizona Chance	Apr 1980, Week 3	1
O'Hooligan	Feb 1980, Week 1	1
Red Pirate Rogers	Jan 1980, Week 1	0

<> LADIES TITLE

Chaka Crass	Apr 1980, Week 4	0
Princess Starbright	Jan 1980, Week 1	0

<> BATTLE ROYALE

Dicky Thunderbird

Jan 1980, Week 4

<> MARCH MADNESS

Dicky Thunderbird

March 1980, Week 4

<> 4-STAR MATCHES

Dude Brohan d. Pierre The Enormous	April 1980, Week 2
Arizona Chance d. Mercenary	March 1980, Week 4
The Dobermans d. The Executors	March 1980, Week 2

[Niz]

[Mr. Tycoon and Yuppie VP are standing in the ring, no longer wearing the 8MW Tag Team Titles around their waists ... and the crowd absolutely loves it!]

Mr. Tycoon: "On Sunday, we lost our Tag Team Titles."

[The crowd roars in excitement.]

Mr. Tycoon: "You like that, do you? Well, good. Enjoy this moment. Because the 8MW Tag Team Titles will be ours once again! You know it and we know it!"

[The crowd erupts in a chorus of boos.]

Mr. Tycoon: "But we're not stupid. We see the writing on the wall. Thus ... we will not be getting back into the ring with Death Starboy and Dark Invader."

Yuppie VP: "This is Wall Street we're talking about here, you morons! We are way too smart, and way too rich, to be risking our necks in the ring with those intergalactic idiots!"

Mr. Tycoon: "But that doesn't mean that we can't get back our titles. You see, everybody in 8MW has a price. And that most certainly includes the 8MW's pathetic excuse for a tag team division!"

[Yuppie VP cracks open his briefcase to reveal stacks and stacks of cold hard cash.]

Mr. Tycoon: "What we have here 100 thousand dollars! That's right ... 100 grand!"

Yuppie VP: "Chump change, really."

Mr. Tycoon: "Ha ha ha ha! Chump change is right, Yuppie. But as we know, there are plenty of chumps right here in 8MW! So let's not waist anymore time. Here's the deal. Whichever tag team steps up to the plate and takes down the Evil Empire ... and returns the 8MW Tag Team Titles to their rightful owners ..."

Yuppie VP: "That's us."

Mr. Tycoon: "Yes, Yuppie ... us! Bring us the Tag Team Titles and you will be 100 thousand dollars richer! Now, what do you say? Do we have any volunteers?"

[Maybe 10 seconds passes by before we hear The Executors theme music play. Mercenary and Spazz make their way to the ring as the arena greets them with disgust.]

Mercenary: "Consider it done!"

[Mercenary extends his hand to Mr. Tycoon, but before they can shake on it ... we have an interruption. The Neon Express sprint to the ring and and begin to brawl with the Executors! Suddenly, The Dobermans arrive on the scene! Here comes Howl and Roar! It's absolute pandemonium in the ring! Yuppie VP and Mr. Tycoon slide to the outside and make their exit up the ramp, laughing as they watch the chaos unfold. Clearly their plan has worked. The 8MW's tag teams want Wall Street's money ... and they're willing to tear each other apart in the process! But will anyone get in the ring with Death Starboy and Darth Invader ... and beat them?!]

[Niz]

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