MrIiams R N R Wrestling

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I'm going to try this again with a different approach so I can get the results out in a quicker manner. Sorry that I'm all over the place, still figuring things out. 

January 1980

Superstar Saturday

@ The Ballroom **



1) Three men are sitting in an office. Well, two men and a TV on a cart. Seated in a large leather chair behind a desk is Mr. Codger. Honest Al is seated across from him and, as always, making his appearance via the magic of modern technology, is Rex Spectrum. Codger is talking about how happy he is that his regional wrestling federation is finally going national. He has decided to rename Wrestlers Of Massachusetts Entertaining Nightly (WOMEN) to Rock ‘N’ Roll Wrestling. The piece closes on a close up of Codger yelling “rock and roll!”

2) Pat Cabbage vs Cesar Sleaze w/Dizzy Lixx- The MetalHeads usher in the era of Rock ‘n’ Roll Wrestling with a bang. They have enough hairspray in their hair to kill an ozone layer or two. Honest Al and Rex Spectrum are the broadcast team and are more focused on their witty banter than the match in the ring. Sleaze gets the pin and then he and his partner spray Pat Cabbage’s hair until it’s sticking straight up. WINNER: Cesar Sleaze

3) Zen vs Dr. B w/Big Boss Jr- Dr B and Big Boss are greeted by a chorus of boos as they make their way to the ring. The Heavyweight Champion actively encourages the hate. Zen, even though he is very much the underdog in every way possible, nearly pulls off the upset 3 different times before Dr. B finally puts him away with the Clubber. After the match, Dr. B hits him with the Clubber a 2nd time and leaves. WINNER: Dr B. 

4) Zen slowly makes his way to the back. Arizona Chance is standing backstage and pats Zen on the shoulder, telling him he was impressed by what he saw. Zen smiles, his headache gone.

5) Michael T. Wolf vs Pelvis Pressly w/Big Boss- The crowd loves Michael T Wolf and truly hates Pelvis Pressly. Big Boss slides Pressly’s guitar into the ring while the ref is distracted. Pressly swings, misses and somehow ends up hitting himself with the guitar. Wolf kicks the instrument out of the ring and gets the pin. Winner: Michael T Wolf

6) Chief Buffalo def Red Pirate Rogers- Rogers barely gets any offense in as Chief Buffalo uses his grotesque size advantage to get the win. He yells “Buffalo Smash!” before hitting his finisher a second time. Rex Spectrum lauds Buffalo as an offensive juggernaut; Honest Al just calls him offensive.

7) TELEVISION TITLE: Star Boy (C) vs Iron Mask- Two very different styles as the champ Starboy uses his high flying skills to counteract Iron Mask’s strong mat style. About halfway through the match, Iron Mask starts hitting some aerial moves of his own, much to the surprise of everyone. Star Boy hits the Flying Cross Chop out of nowhere to get the pin and retain his title. He pats the prone Iron Mask on the shoulder as a sign of respect and the show ends. WINNER: Star Boy



January 1980

Sunday Night Slam

@high School Gym **


1) Arizona Chance vs Piranha w/Ryan Regret- The crowd pops when Arizona Chance’s music hits. Ryan Regret handles the introduction of Piranha himself and is met with just as strong a reaction but on the opposite end of the spectrum. Rex Spectrum is making nonstop fish jokes about Chance’s odds of victory. Arizona Chance reverses Piranha’s Outlaw Choke and hits the Last Crusade for the win. WINNER: ARIZONA CHANCE

2) Pelvis Pressly w/Big Boss Jr is in the ring. He has his guitar and sings a song about Michael T Wolf thinking he is an animal but he ain’t nothing but a hound dog. Some people in the crowd laugh, but most find it annoying. Pressly stays at ringside as the next match starts

3) Michael T Wolf vs. Iron Mask - Pressly stands in front of Wolf as he is trying to enter the ring. It looks like there is about to be an altercation, but Pressly eventually moves out of the way. Iron Mask walks past Pressly without even a glance. Iron Mask is in control of the majority of the match. He is absolutely putting on a clinic of strong style wrestling. Michael T Wolf starts to mount a comeback. It is stopped short when Pelvis Pressley hits him from behind while the referee’s back is turned. Iron Mask connects with the Arms Deal and gets the pin. After, Pressly enters the ring and tries to shake Iron Mask’s hand. Iron Mask looks at it for a second, then walks away. WINNER: Iron Mask

4) Dr B. is shown in an old gym, destroying a sand bag. He talks about how Arizona Chance should have stayed in Japan and he’ll regret the day he took any of Dr. B’s thunder. He says Arizona Chance won’t win HIS title at Battle Royale and that he’ll be lucky to even walk out on his own. He may or may not have called him a fool a couple of times.

5) TAG TEAM TITLE: Neon Express (Chet Skye/Jessie Wild) (C) vs. Skullgore/Keith Blood w/Ryan Regret- The Neon Express sprint to the ring and pull off a jumping high ten-barrel roll from the top rope combo to impress the fans. Skullgore and Keith Blood enter and do everything they can to scare the fans. The match starts off well for the champs until Skullgore and Blood combine to do a sick looking powerbomb leg drop combo on Jesse. Wild is the face in peril for an extended period of time. He is finally able to get the hot tag and Chet Skye comes in like a man on fire. The momentum is swinging back in Neon Express’ favor until Skullgore, who isn’t even the legal man, hits Skye with the Crossbone Body Block. Skye goes down in a heap and Keith Blood pins him for the win. WINNER: Skullgore/Keith Blood NEW CHAMPS

6) The show closes with Ryan Regret, Keith Blood and Skullgore admiring their belts. Troglo enters with a large burlap sack that’s moving. Regret asks him what is in the bag. Troglo just grunts. A man is heard yelling from the bag. Regret opens the bag and Local Talent Peter Dombrowski escapes and runs out of the room. Regret just shakes his head.



January 1980

Weekend Wrasslin'
@the Ballroom **


1) Keith Blood/Skullgore W/Ryan Regret 1 on 2 W/Rex Spectrum- Rex Spectrum’s monitor is set up backstage. The crowd boos. The boos get louder as Ryan Regret steps into view with the Tag Team champions Skullgore and Keith Blood. Rex asks the champs how they feel with the gold around their waists. Ryan Regret answers for them, saying that these belts are only the beginning and that his Dungeon will dominate R ‘n’ R. Skullgore growls and Keith Blood smiles and the three walk off.

2) Insectoids (Mike and Mark Bugg) vs MetalHeads (Cesar Sleaze/Dizzy Lixx) – The MetalHeads – and the crowd- aren’t sure how to react to the Insectoids. Cesar Sleeze is about to set up for his finisher when the Buggs hit him with a Cootie Shuffle. Both men jump on top of Sleeze’s fallen body for the win. WINNER: Insectoids

3) Zen is backstage, walking toward the curtain area. He sees Arizona Chance and welcomes him back to R ‘n’ R. Arizona Chance says thank you friend and wishes him good luck. Zen is beaming.

4) Zen vs. Pelvis Pressly w/Big Boss def Zen- Big Boss Jr has set up a microphone stand and guitar for Pelvis Pressly. Zen dominates most of the match, still giddy from being called “friend” by Arizona Chance. Big Boss distracts the ref and Pressly hits Zen with the microphone. He follows it up with the Heartbreaker and the win. As Honest Al and Rex Spectrum talk about the match, the camera cuts to the back. WINNER: Pelvis Pressly

5) Dr B sneak attack on Arizona Chance- The cameras go to the back. Dr. B is standing over Arizona Chance. Dr B has his gold chain wrapped around his fist. Chance is bleeding from the head. Zen and Red Pirate Rogers rush to Chance’s aid. We find out later that Arizona Chance is injured and out of the Pay 4 View.

6) CRUISER TITLE: Red Pirate Rogers (C) vs. Piranha w/Ryan Regret - Piranha is lead out by Ryan Regret, who is being as loud and obnoxious as he can. Red Pirate Rogers comes out next, still a little shaken from seeing his friend attacked. The two men have a back and forth battle, with neither really gaining an advantage. Skullgore and Keith Blood make their way to the ring. They are able to distract Rogers long enough for Piranha to lock in the Outlaw Choke and get the victory. The three men and their manager get into the ring and hold their belts high in the air to a chorus of boos. Regret is soaking in the hate. WINNER: Piranha NEW CHAMP

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January 1980

Battle Royale

@boston Arena *



1) Mr. Codger is backstage with Honest Al and Rex Spectrum. Honest Al is expressing his concerns about a 20 man battle royal since their roster isn’t exactly overflowing. Codger reassures Al that he has brought in some fine “Local Talent” to assist.

2) TAG TEAM TITLE: Skullgore/Keith Blood w/Ryan Regret (C) vs Insectoids (Mike Bugg and Mark Bugg)- Skullgore and Keith Blood dominate the Insectoids from the opening moments. The masked challengers try to mount a comeback, hitting the champs with kicks they like to call “stingers” but it is all for naught as Skullgore hits the Crossbone Body Slam on each of them. WINNER: Skullgore/Keith Blood

3) Spunky Sparks vs Valley Girl- Princess Starbright is at the broadcast table to watch the match to determine the #1 contender for the Women’s Title, Valley Girl locks in the Chill Pill and gets the victory. She keeps it locked on after the bell rings and only breaks the hold when the ref is about to reverse the decision. She stands up and looks at Princess Starbright and motions that the belt will soon be around her waist. WINNER: Valley Girl

4) Princess Starbright 1on1 W/Honest Al- Honest Al and Princess Starbright stand while Valley Girl is still in the ring. Al holds a microphone up to the champ. Princess Starbright tells Valley Girl that she’ll fight her anytime and anywhere and plans on holding on to the title for a long time.

5) WORLD TITLE: Dr. B (C) vs Red Pirate Rogers- Dr B comes to the ring with his new manager, Big Boss Jr. They stand in the middle of the ring. Big Boss has a microphone and says that since Arizona Chance had an unfortunate accident, his client will win by forfeit unless someone is dumb enough to challenge the champ. Red Pirate Rogers music hits and the match is on. RPR is using his speed and a surprising amount of aggression to take down the bigger Dr. B. This goes on for a few minutes until Dr. B corners him and hits a few high power/high impact moves. He then hits the Clubber and pins RPR to retain the title. WINNER: Dr B. 

6) BATTLE ROYAL- Honest Al and Rex Spectrum are talking about the battle royal and how the winner of the match will get a title match of his choosing at some point during the year. Honest Al picks Chet Skye as his favorite. Rex picks Tommy Tough. The first nine men in the ring to start the match are:

1) Iron Mask

2) Jessie Wild

3) Vinny Bambino

4) Rad Racer

5) Michael T. Wolf

6) Tommy Tough

7) Earl Jackson

8) Carmine Bambino (Vinny’s Twin)

9) Cesar Sleaze

The bell rings are the 9 men start fighting. Almost immediately, Carmine Bambino is tossed by Iron Mask.

10) OUT: Carmine Bambino In: Pat Cabbage

Cabbage goes after Cesar Sleaze while Michael T Wolf and Jesse Wild combine to toss Vinny Bambino out.

11) OUT: Vinny Bambino In: Piranha

Tommy Tough, Rex Spectrum’s pick to win, tries to eliminate both Piranha and Iron Mask at the same time. They stop what they are doing and toss him quite a ways over the top rope.

12) OUT: Tommy Tough In: Dizzy Lixx

In what could be considered the first surprise of the match, Michael T. Wolf is eliminated by the MetalHeads. He almost hangs on, but a quick kick by Cesar Sleaze sends him out for good.

13) OUT: Michael T Wolf In: Tennis Pro

Earl Jackson tries to celebrate with the MetalHeads as though he helped them eliminate Wolf. They look at him and promptly toss him out as well.

14) OUT: Earl Jackson In: Peter Dabrowski

The last of Old Codger’s local talents makes his way to the ring. He doesn’t actually get in the ring though as he hides near Honest Al and Rex Spectrum. In the ring, Rad Racer and Piranha are fighting and both tumbled over the top. Piranha holds on, Rad Racer doesn’t

15) OUT: Rad Racer In: Chet Skye

Skye and Wild go right after the MetalHeads. Lixx is tossed over. Dabrowski is still hiding.

16) OUT: Dizzy Lixx In: Chief Buffalo

Everyone stops fighting as Chief Buffalo rumbles down to the ring. As soon as he gets in the ring, he charges across and runs directly into Pat Cabbage, Piranha and Tennis Pro. The momentum causes all 4 men to go over the top rope. The remaining wrestlers stand stunned. Dabrowski is still hiding.

17) OUT: Pat Cabbage In: Pelvis Pressly

18) OUT: Piranha In: Star Boy

19) OUT: Tennis Pro In: Zen

Meanwhile in the ring, Jesse Wild and Cesar Sleaze eliminate each other and continue fighting outside the ring.

20) OUT: Jessie Wild, Cesar Sleaze In: Troglo

Troglo is the last man to enter the battle royal. He spots Dabrowski hiding and makes his way over to him. He grabs him by the head and tosses him from the floor, over the top rope and into the ring.

We are down to the final 7. Troglo rolls into the ring and goes after Dabrowski. He is chasing him in circles around the ring. They approach the ropes and just as Troglo is about to grab him, Dabrowski pulls down the ropes and Troglo tumbles out! Dabrowski’s eyes go wide. Troglo jumps back up and grabs him and pulls him over the top. Dabrowski breaks away from Troglo and runs out of the arena.

Out: Troglo, Peter Dabrowski

Chet Skye is the next to go, after being tossed by Iron Mask. Iron Mask has now lasted through nearly everyone. His time ends as Pelvis Pressly pushes him over the top. The final three are Pelvis Pressly, Star Boy and Zen. Pressly tries his best to stay just outside the action as Star Boy and Zen put on a move and counter move clinic. Pressly takes advantage of a lapse of concentration by Zen and eliminates him. He tries to do the same to Star Boy, and thinks he is the winner. Star Boy isn’t eliminated because he lands on his hands and walks himself back into the ring. Pressly isn’t paying attention and Star boy throws him out to win

Winner: Star Boy

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February 1980

Superstar Saturday
@ Banquet Hall **

1) Big Boss Jr is backstage with Dr. B and Pelvis Pressly. He is assuring them that he has everything under control and they will soon have even more gold

2) Pat Cabbage vs. Dizzy Lixx w/Cesar Sleaze– Cabbage can’t overcome the numbers presented by the MetalHeads and Lixx gets the win. Cabbage vows to even the score. WINNER: Dizzy Lixx

3) Arizona Chance vs. Chief Buffalo- The crowd was shocked and showed their disapproval of Chief Buffalo’s win. Big Boss Jr came out after the match to declare Chief Buffalo the newest member of the family. WINNER: Chief Buffalo

4) Michael T. Wolf vs Pelvis Pressly w/Big Boss Jr- Chief Buffalo tried to interfere to help his new stable-mate, but Arizona Chance stopped him and Wolf picked up the win. Wolf and Chance cleared the ring and Dr. B stood at the entrance, staring down Chance. WINNER: Michael T Wolf

5) Ryan Regret is in a dimly lit room. Behind him are Skullgore, Keith Blood, Piranha and Troglo. Regret talks about how his Dungeon will dominate and destroy all who try to oppose them. Piranha lets out a guttural roar. Regret jumps and looks very uneasy.

6) Chet Skye vs. Skullgore w/Ryan Regret- Troglo and Keith Blood attack Jessie Wild at ringside, which distracts Skye long enough for Skullgore to get the win. WINNER: Skullgore

7) CRUISER TITLE: Piranha w/Ryan Regret (C) vs Johnny Kobra- The crowd was surprisingly behind Johnny Kobra in this match. Even he was thrown off his game a little. He pins Piranha and as the referee is just about to hit the mat for the third time, Ryan Regret pulls the referee, stopping the count. As the ref is arguing with Regret, Troglo clubs Kobra and Piranha gets the pin. WINNER: Piranha



February 1980

Sunday Night Slam

@high School Gym **


1) Arizona Chance opens the show in the middle of the ring. He says that he welcomes any fight, any time, but his ultimate goal is to take the belt off of Dr. B. “Whatever it takes” he says before leaving the ring. Honest Al and Rex Spectrum wonder out loud what he means by that

2) Neon Express (Chet Skye/Jessie Wild) vs Piranha/Iron Mask w/Ryan Regret- Regret is loudly praising every move Iron Mask makes, but Mask seems to be ignoring him. In what the magazines later call “an unfortunate botch” Piranha injures himself diving over the top rope toward Jessie Wild and will be out for a month. It doesn’t stop Iron Mask from winning the match for his team though. Ryan Regret, after tending to Piranha, announces Iron Mask as the newest member of the Dungeon. Iron Mask tilts his head to the side and then walks out. WINNER: Piranha/Iron Mask

3) Starboy vs Skullgore w/Ryan Regret- Regret is still mystified that Iron Mask walked out on him. He sits with the broadcast team, but doesn’t really contribute much. In what was a very even, hotly contested matchup, Starboy counters Skullgore’s finisher and pulls out the win in this non-title match. WINNER: Starboy

4) Red Pirate Rogers and Arizona Chance are backstage talking about old times. Rogers promises Chance that he will always have his back. Chance says that’s all he’s every asked for. The two men part ways. Zen is in the background and quietly says “Two friends are better than one.”

5) Dr. B and Chief Buffalo w/Big Boss Jr are being interviewed by Rex Spectrum. Spectrum is practically singing their praises. Big Boss talks about how no one can hold a candle to Dr. B and how Chief Buffalo is one of the most intimidating presences in the history of R ‘n’ R. Dr. B then gives a spiel about how Arizona Chance should give up his fool’s errand while he still has a chance. As the interview is wrapping up, Chief Buffalo just yells “Buffalo smash!”

6) Michael T. Wolf vs Keith Blood w/Ryan Regret- This match was to determine the #1 contender to the Cruiser Title. Piranha isn’t in the arena due to his injury, but Ryan Regret has the other two members of the Dungeon out with him to help create an uneven advantage. Michael T Wolf is able to sneak a roll-up for the win. The rest of the Dungeon enter the ring for a post-match beat down. Starboy runs in and the two heroes clear the ring to end the show. WINNER: Michael T Wolf



February 1980

Weekend Wrasslin’
@the Ballroom
 **


1) Cesar Sleaze w/Dizzy Lixx vs Johnny Kobra- Kobra is once again getting the majority of the support from the crowd. Once again, it doesn’t translate into a win. After the match, Pat Cabbage saves him from a 1 on 2 disadvantage. Cabbage holds out his hand and, after a moment of hesitation, Kobra shakes it. WINNER: Cesar Sleaze

2) Neon Express w/Rex Spectrum- Unlike Spectrum’s love fest with Big Boss’ stable last week, Neon Express is barely able to get a word in. Spectrum keeps blaming the lack of a signal in the Ballroom for his interruptions and tells the former champs maybe they just aren’t interview material.

3) Starboy is in the locker room area, getting ready for a match against Tommy Tough. Troglo rushes in and hits him with his club repeatedly. It takes all the referees and other officials to pry him off. We find out later that Starboy will be out for 2 weeks and will miss the Pay 4 View.

4) Arizona Chance/Red Pirate Rogers vs Dr. B/Chief Buffalo- Dr. B gets the pin on Red Pirate Rogers after Chief Buffalo connects with a splash from the 2nd rope. Big Boss’ men back out of the ring after Arizona Chance comes in with a chair. WINNER: Dr B./Chief Buffalo

5) Princess Starbright vs Spunky Sparks- Clean match with Princess Starbright winning. After Starbright leaves, Valley Girl attacks Spunky Sparks and doesn’t let up, even after the officials come out. Mr. Codger steps out and tells Valley Girl that, due to her actions, her match against Princess Starbright at the Pay 4 View is no longer a title match. WINNER: Princess Starbright

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February1980

Valentine’s Day Massacre

@ Boston Arena **


1) A “Kiss Cam” is panning around the arena. Couple after couple are hamming it up for the crowd. The camera stops on a man and woman. The woman is scowling. The man goes to kiss her. He gets a right cross for his troubles.

2) Princess Starbright vs Valley Girl - No title change due to Mr. Codger’s decision, but that doesn’t stop Valley Girl from taking the fight to the Princess. There are a few “This is awesome!” chants as the two women go toe-to-toe. Valley Girl locks in the Chill Pill for the win. After the match, Princess Starbright is heading back to the locker room and is pushed to the ground by the same woman from the Kiss Cam incident. We are now officially introduced to Chaka Crass. WINNER: Valley Girl

3) TAG TEAM TITLE: Skullgore/Keith Blood w/Ryan Regret (C) vs Neon Express (Chet Skye/Jessie Wild)- The champs retain their title after another impressive showing from Skullgore. The former champs make the match close and nearly get the win, but come up just short. WINNER: Skullgore/Keith Blood

4) Red Pirate Rogers vs. Chief Buffalo w/Big Boss Jr- The former Cruiser Champion tries to use his speed to counteract the overwhelming size disadvantage, but once again ends up getting smashed in the corner with a Buffalo Charge. Chief Buffalo picks him up at a two count and sets him up for another Charge. It’s an easy 1-2-3 afterward. WINNER: Chief Buffalo

5) CRUISER TITLE:  Piranha w/Ryan Regret (C) vs. Michael T. Wolf- Piranha is still recovering from his injury and is a step slow throughout the whole match. Ryan Regret tries to interfere in the match to help his charge, but it was to no avail as Wolf hits the Howling on both Regret and Piranha and gets the win and the belt. Pelvis Pressley watches the match from the back and smiles. WINNER: Michael T Wolf NEW CHAMP

6) Iron Mask is interviewed by Honest Al. He says he is here to inflict pain and show everyone he is the best wrestler in the R ‘n’ R and is not interested in making friends or being a part of any family or dungeon.

7) HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE: Dr. B w/Big Boss  (C) vs Arizona Chance- Pelvis Pressly and Chief Buffalo are also at ringside and Arizona Chance is wary of their presence the entire match. Dr. B is able to hit the Clubber and win without any sort of outside interference. Chance is left in the middle of the ring, disappointed while the champ and stable mates celebrate down the aisle. WINNER: DR. B

[mriiams]

March 1980

Superstar Saturday

@banquet Hall**



1) Arizona Chance is backstage with Red Pirate Rogers and Zen. They are trying to cheer him up after his loss at Valentine’s Day Massacre. Zen asks him if he has a match tonight. There is a pause, then he says he doesn’t. Zen suggests maybe he go treat himself to something nice because that’s what Zen does when he’s sad.

2) Mike Bugg w/Mark Bugg vs Rad Racer Double Count-Out- The crowd has a hard time getting into this match. The fight is even and both competitors aren’t half bad, but it was just missing something. Neither man is able to get back in the ring after Rad Racer jumps from the top rope onto Bugg who was on the outside. WINNER: No One, Double Count-Out

3) Red Pirate Rogers vs Pelvis Pressly w/Big Boss Jr- In a match to determine the #1 contender for Michael T. Wolf’s Cruiser Title, Red Pirate Rogers outlasts Pelvis Pressly. Pressly is arguing with the ref after a near fall and RPR is able to roll him up from behind for the three count. After the match, Pressly and Chief Buffalo attack Red Pirate Rogers and put him on the shelf for 2 weeks. Zen runs out for the save before any further damage can be done. Arizona Chance is nowhere to be found. WINNER: Red Pirate Rogers

4) Starboy vs Iron Mask- No title is on the line, but that doesn’t really matter as two of the most polished fighters in the federation show off their individual styles and how well they mesh. Starboy takes a hell of a beating, but is able to get the victory. Iron Mask gives Starboy a slight nod before leaving the ring. WINNER: Starboy

5) A video clip is shown from the pay 4 view highlighting Princess Starbright being attacked after her match. We then cut to her and Spunky Sparks backstage. The champ is fuming, saying she can’t wait to get her hands on whoever attacked her.

6) Dr B. w/Big Boss Jr vs Pat Cabbage- Dr. B comes out and says that since Arizona Chance was such a loser, he’d fight anyone from the back. Pat Cabbage came out and put up a decent fight for a few minutes before being hit with the Clubber. WINNER: Dr. B

7) CRUISER TITLE: Michael T. Wolf vs Tennis Pro- Tennis Pro comes to the ring after Dr B. leaves. He rants and raves about how he has had no opportunities whatsoever and he demands to be taken seriously and given a title shot immediately. Michael T. Wolf comes out and agrees to the match. Tennis Pro gets just a little more than zero offense in before Wolf hits the Howling for the win. WINNER: Michael T Wolf



March 1980

Sunday Night Slam

@high School Gym**



1) Backstage, Dr. B and Big Boss Jr are in Mr. Codger’s office. They are demanding quality competition. Mr. Codger tells them they will be defending the Heavyweight title tonight.

2) Chet Skye vs Keith Blood w/Ryan Regret- Originally supposed to be a tag team match, but Jessie Wild wasn’t able to get to the arena. Skullgore volunteers to fight, but Keith Blood convinces him otherwise. Chet Skye dominates the majority of the fight. He is perched on the top rope, ready to hit his finisher, when Ryan Regret sprays him with his “water” bottle. Blood capitalizes and gets the win. WINNER: Keith Blood

3) The cameras are backstage again, showing a prone Princess Starbright. Standing over her with a chair in hand, is Chaka Crass. Princess Starbright is hurt.

4) Insectoids (Mike and Mark Bugg) vs Pelvis Pressly/Chief Buffalo w/Big Boss Jr. - A bit of a random matchup with no real implications going forward. Big Boss Jr declared his men the dominate force in R ‘n’ R and wanted to prove it by beating one of the “top” teams. Pressly and Buffalo win in a squash. WINNER: Pelvis Pressly/Chief Buffalo

5) Troglo is interviewed by Honest Al. Ryan Regret isn’t with him and Al has a hard time getting more than a couple of words at a time out of Troglo. Troglo grabs the mic and yells “Troglo want fights!”

6) HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE: Dr. B w/Big Boss Jr  (C) vs Zen- Zen comes to the ring to a huge pop. He isn’t even paying attention to Dr B standing in front of him. He is fully focused on the gold belt. Zen puts on a show for the crowd, but ultimately loses via the Clubber and Dr. B retains his title. WINNER: Dr B


March 1980

Weekend Wrasslin

@ The Ballroom**


1) Johnny Kobra vs Cesar Sleaze w/Dizzy Lixx def Johnny Kobra- The MetalHeads continue to show dominance over the newly former team of Pat Cabbage and Johnny Kobra. Kobra is starting to show a little frustration in the loss.

2) Dr B. and Pelvis Pressly w/Big Boss Jr are interviewed by Rex Spectrum. They talk about how Pressly and Chief Buffalo are going to dominate the March Madness Pay 4 View and, just because he’s such a giving champion, Dr. B is going to let Zen get beat by him again.

3) Arizona Chance is shown getting ready for the pay 4 view. He looks into the camera and says that he doesn’t care who Big Boss sends to knock him down, he’ll get right back up.

4) Neon Express (Chet Skye/Jessie Wild) vs Piranha/Troglo w/Ryan Regret- Regret starts out the match by introducing his two men as “The Neanderthals.” Piranha and Troglo have the match under control for the majority of the time. Keith Blood comes out and accidentally trips Piranha, setting up a double torpedo dropkick for the win for the former champs. The Dungeon argue a little before heading back to the back. WINNER: Neon Express

5) Spunky Sparks vs Chaka Crass - Chaka Crass stands in the middle of the ring and calls out Princess Starbright. She calls her a coward when she doesn’t show. Spunky Sparks runs out instead. All the momentum in the world doesn’t help Sparks, however, as Crass hits the catwalk to a loud reaction from the crowd. WINNER: Chaka Crass

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March 1980

March Madness

@ Boston Arena**



1) Arizona Chance def Troglo w/Ryan Regret- Arizona Chance starts off strong with a decisive victory over Troglo. The other members of the Dungeon of Regret are stopped backstage and not allowed to come to the ring. Chance hits the Last Crusade to finally put Troglo away, but Chance already looks a little tired.

2) Pelvis Pressly w/Big Boss Jr def Starboy- In a match that proves to the fans and critics alike that Starboy can’t have a bad match with anyone, Pelvis Pressly gets an impressive win after hitting the Heartbreaker for the win. After the match, Big Boss grabs the mic and says there is no way Arizona Chance will make it out of this bracket.

3) Michael T. Wolf def Iron Mask- Iron Mask seems to be moving a little slower than usual and isn’t able to keep up with Wolf’s speed. He does hit some high impact moves, which the crowd appears to appreciate. Wolf wins though, via the Howling to move on in the tournament

4) Chief Buffalo w/Big Boss Jr def Red Pirate Rogers- Red Pirate Rogers once again is unable to overcome the size of Buffalo. Big Boss is gloating as both his entrants have moved on to the final 4.

5) TAG TITLE: Skullgore/Keith Blood w/Ryan Regret def Pat Cabbage/Johnny Kobra- There is a video package showing earlier in the day Regret’s Dungeon attacking Neon Express. Cabbage and Kobra come out as the last minute substitutes and put up a valiant effort, but it isn’t enough. Piranha comes out during the match and accidentally hits Keith Blood, but Skullgore is able to still get the win.

6) Arizona Chance def Pelvis Pressly w/Big Boss Jr- Arizona Chance makes it to the finals with a big win over Pressly. Ig Boss tries to interfere, but Chance hits the Last Crusade on both Pressly and Big Boss. Chance looks exhausted. Big Boss grabs the mic again and says that Chance got lucky, but his luck will run out in the finals

7) Chief Buffalo w/Big Boss Jr def Michael T. Wolf- To ensure that Big Boss’ man made the finals, Dr B and Pelvis Pressly attack Wolf before he even goes through the curtain. They drag his nearly unconscious body to the ring. Big Boss yells at the ref to ring the bell and Buffalo hits a Buffalo Charge for the quick win. The finals are now set as the fairly fresh Chief Buffalo moves on.

8) HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE: Dr B. w/Big Boss def Zen- This rematch wasn’t as competitive as their first go-round. Dr B is focused and brutal and Zen is lucky that his head is still attached to his shoulders after getting hit with three straight Clubbers.

9) Arizona Chance def Chief Buffalo w/Big Boss Jr- Arizona Chance is able to overcome a remarkable beating by Buffalo. During the match, the broadcast team is wondering why they haven’t seen Dr. B or Pelvis Pressly make their way to ringside. The camera cuts to the back and shows the entire good side of the roster standing in front of the two men, preventing them from interfering. Chief Buffalo hits a Buffalo Charge and Chance goes down in a heap. Big Boss yells at Buffalo to hit him with another one. Buffalo sets Chance up in the corner and starts his run. Chance is able to move out of the way and roll up Buffalo for the win. He is presented the March Madness trophy by Honest Al afterward and the good guys come out to congratulate him.

[Thumper Moore III]

Loving what I’m seeing so far. When I get my fed back up and running, I’m stealing your Battle Royal format. That was just about perfect.

[mriiams]

Thank you! I'm trying to find the time to put the rest of 1980 in here (and now 6 months worth of 1981). I'm glad you're enjoying it

[mriiams]

April 1980

Superstar Saturday

@ Banquet Hall **



1) Dr B is talking directly into the camera to open the show. He says he feels bad that no one seems to be able to beat him and take the title. Out of the kindness of his heart, he’ll give a title shot next week to whoever is unlucky enough to win tonight’s main event.

2) Cesar Sleaze w/Dizzy Lixx def Jessie Wild- Lixx tries to create an advantage for his partner early in the match, but is sent to the back by the ref. Wild isn’t able to take advantage though and after missing a Tornado dropkick from the top, loses to Sleaze.

3) Troglo def Mark Bugg w/Mike Bugg- Troglo comes out without Ryan Regret or Piranha. It doesn’t matter though as Troglo dominates throughout and gets the easy pin.

4) Piranha w/Ryan Regret def Michael T. Wolf- Keith Blood and Skullgore are also at ringside. They nearly cause Piranha to lose when Blood throws a chair into the ring for Piranha to use. The ref kicks the chair out and Piranha and Blood start to argue. Wolf rolls up Piranha for a 2 7/8 count. Piranha comes back and locks in the Outlaw Choke for the win. Regret looks a little worried about his men.

5) Spunky Sparks def Valley Girl- Valley Girl is taunting Spunky Sparks. After a minute of it, Sparks challenges her to a match. Right after the bell rings, Sparks rolls Valley Girl up and gets a surprise 3 count. She bolts out of the ring and celebrates with the crowd.

6) Arizona Chance and Starboy are backstage. They wish each other luck in the main event. Dr B steps into the picture, laughing. He wishes the two men luck as well and adds “You’ll need it”

7) Chief Buffalo w/Big Boss Jr def Arizona Chance/Starboy- Both Arizona Chance and Starboy nearly overcome interference by Dr B, Pelvis Pressly and Big Boss. Chief Buffalo hits the Buffalo Charge on Arizona Chance and covers him. Starboy tries to break the pin attempt up, but is stopped by Big Boss’ men. After the match, Chief Buffalo points to Dr. B’s belt and motions that it will be around his waist. Dr B and Big Boss look concerned.



April 1980

Sunday Night Slam

@high School Gym **


1) Pat Cabbage def Mike Bugg- Neither man’s tag team partner is at the ring and the match ends after a few minutes. The crowd doesn’t have much of a reaction to it

2) Pelvis Pressly attacks Starboy from behind, laying him out with his guitar. He’s screaming at Starboy that the belt will soon be his. Starboy needs medical assistance.

3) Keith Blood/Skullgore w/Ryan Regret def Arizona Chance/Red Pirate Rogers- Blood and Skullgore get a hard fought victory in a non-title matchup against The Adventurers. There still seems to be a bit of disjointedness between Regret’s men.

4) Michael T Wolf talks with Honest Al about how Piranha has been a thorn in his side for too long and how he’d happily put his title on the line just to show that he is the better man.

5) Zen is peeking inside Iron Mask’s dressing room in the back. He takes a couple of steps inside and Iron Mask confronts him. Zen runs off.

6) HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE: DR B and Chief Buffalo double count out- The two men stand in the middle of the ring, glaring at each other. They are nose to nose. Finally, they both go in opposite directions toward the ropes. They hit the ropes and.. slide under the ring. They meet at the ramp as the ref starts counting. They all laugh at the booing crowd and walk out. The ref hits 10 and rings the bell.



April 1980

Weekend Wrasslin

@boston Arena **



1) Pelvis Pressly w/Big Boss Jr is interviewed by Honest Al. He challenges Starboy to a title match at Champ Clash. He promises that he will shake rattle and roll to a win.

2) Dr B/Chief Buffalo w/Big Boss Jr def Arizona Chance/Drool- Arizona Chance puts on his best showing to date. Drool, however, is unable to overcome the Clubber followed by a Buffalo Charge.

3) Iron Mask def Zen- Iron Mask almost didn’t make the opening bell. He finally comes out and he and Zen put on a clinic of wrestling. Iron Mask doesn’t present his normal strong style, rather is displaying some great technical moves. The announcers talk about how the style looks familiar, but they can’t quite place who. Iron Mask outlasts Zen in a heck of a matchup

4) Pete Cabbage is shown doing various athletic feats. He doesn’t say a word and both Honest Al and Rex Spectrum wonder why he put this video out

5) CRUISER TITLE: Michael T Wolf def Piranha- Wolf finally overcame Piranha to retain his title. Ryan Regret was not at ringside.

[mriiams]

April 1980

Champ Clash

@boston Arena**



1) Mr. Codger welcomes the crowd to the Pay 4 View. He promises that all 5 of the title matches will be top notch

2) TV TITLE: Starboy def Pelvis Pressly w/ Big Boss Jr- Despite every underhanded effort from Pressly and Big Boss, Starboy retains

3) Iron Mask is asked about Zen by Honest Al. Iron Mask tries to ignore the question, but finally relents and says Zen is a good wrestler, nothing more nothing less

4) TAG TITLE: Skullgore/Keith Blood w/Ryan Regret def Zen/Red Pirate Rogers- The tag champs retain in a hard fought match.

5) Troglo def Jessie Wild- Last minute match after Troglo attacks Wild in the back. The match doesn’t last very long. More of a bathroom break than a must see event

6) CRUISER TITLE: Michael T Wolf def Piranha/Chet Skye- Three way match for the title displayed all the major spots and counter moves and had the crowd going crazy. The end of the match saw Chet Skye hit the Tornado dropkick on Piranha and as he fell backward Wolf hits the Howling for the pin.

7) Johnny Kobra does a promo about how he’s tired of being overlooked and may need to take matters into his own hands.

8) LADIES TITLE: Princess Starbright def Shaka Crass- Princess Starbright is able to overcome a much stronger and faster challenger. Spunky Sparks comes out to celebrate with the champ after the match.

9) Drool def Chief Buffalo w/Big Boss Jr. – A grudge match that spilled out onto the floor and into the crowd on multiple occasions. Chief Buffalo breaks the announcers table trying to hit a big splash on Drool. Drool is able to get him back in the ring and get the pin.

10) HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE: Arizona Chance def Dr. B by countout- Arizona Chance hits the Last Crusade and the crowd is absolutely banana. As he pins the champ, Big Boss jumps up on the apron. Arizona Chance gets up and punches Big Boss off. Dr B recovers enough to roll out of the ring. He and Big Boss walk backward away and the ref counts to 10

[mriiams]

May 1980

Superstar Saturday

@banquet Hall **

1) Pat Cabbage and Johnny Kobra are backstage, trying to get someone’s attention. They fail.

2) Chet Skye def Keith Blood w/Ryan Regret- Chet Skye builds from his P4V appearance and gets a solid win over ½ of the tag champs

3) Zen def Iron Mask- A brief video is shown of some of the matches between the two. Zen gets the win. After the match, the two men shake hands and Iron Mask hits him with a stiff clothesline before leaving.

4) Dr B is backstage talking about how naïve Arizona Chance is and that it’ll be a cold day before he gets another shot. Drool steps up and calls Dr. B a fool and challenges him to a match. Dr. B laughs and accepts

5) Pelvis Pressly w/Big Boss def Red Pirate Rogers- Big Boss makes sure the ring announcer puts an emphasis on Pressly’s weight being 205 lbs. Pressly hits the Heartbreaker for the win

6) Drool def Dr B. w/Big Boss Jr- In what the experts called the upset of the year, Drool gave Dr B the Atomic Wedgie for the win.

7) TV TITLE: Troglo w/Ryan Regret def Starboy NEW CHAMP- A wicked looking Prehistoric Piledriver ends Starboy’s reign and puts another belt in the hands of the Dungeon of Regret.


May 1980

Sunday Night Slam

@high School Gym **

1) Chet Skye and Jessie Wild are psyching each other up backstage in preparation for their title shot later. They have a bit of a disagreement over their recent successes and failures, but end on a positive note.

2) Chief Buffalo w/Big Boss def Arizona Chance- Before the match can even begin, Arizona Chance is attacked by Buffalo, Pressly and Dr B. He still nearly gets the win, but misses on a Last Crusade which sets up Chief Buffalo for the Buffalo Charge and the win

3) Troglo w/Ryan Regret is interviewed by Honest Al- Honest Al tries to get information out of Troglo about his title victory. Ryan Regret is just smiling the whole time as Al gets more frustrated. Regret ends the interview by saying “And what Troglo says is nothing but the truth!” Honest Al is left very confused.

4) Starboy def Piranha w/Ryan Regret- Starboy comes out to the ring and demands Troglo. Ryan Regret enters and advises that his client will be taking the night off, but his partner would be more than happy to take his place. The two long-time rivals have a heck of a fight and Starboy pulls out the win. He points to Regret and yells that he will be getting his title back.

5) Drool is backstage at the catering table. He has a plate full of food piled on top of more food. Dr B. runs in and attacks him. He ends the attack by shoving the plate into Drool’s face and yelling that no one makes a fool of Dr B

6) TAG TITLE: Skullgore/Keith Blood w/Ryan Regret def Neon Express (Chet Skye/Jessie Wild)- The former champs dominate most of the match. Chet Skye is setting up for the Tornado drop kick when Jessie Wild tags himself in. Wild climbs the top for the Tornado Drop kick and… misses.. Keith Blood gets the pin and the champs retain.



May 1980

Weekend Wrasslin'

@ The Ballroom **

1) Johnny Kobra def Chet Skye- The miscommunication between the Neon Express continues. Jessie Wild and Pat Cabbage get into an argument at ringside which distracts Chet Skye and allows Johnny Kobra to steal the win.

2) Arizona Chance and Red Pirate Rogers are interviewed by Rex Spectrum. As he does with most face guests, Spectrum continually tries to interrupt. Chance finally unplugs Spectrum and the two men talk to each other about Big Boss’ men

3) Pelvis Pressly and Big Boss Jr are shown at the gym. Pressly is wearing his white jumpsuit and doing random exercises. He steps on the scale and Big Boss proudly says “Yep, 205 pounds on the dot.”

4) Insectoids (Mark Bugg/Mike Bugg) def MetalHeads (Cesar Sleaze/Dizzy Lixx)- The Buggs actually look impressive throughout the match, showing that maybe they deserve a little recognition in the tag title scene. As they hit the Cootie Shuffle, Mark Bugg lands wrong and severly injures his ankle. The broadcast team advises the home viewing audience to look away, even as the cameras close in on it. Mike Bugg gets the pin, but is much more concerned about his brother.

5) Valley Girl def Chaka Crass- Before the match, Valley Girl attempts to “make nice” with Crass, emphasizing the common enemies they have. Crass doesn’t care and attacks her as the bell rings. Spunky Sparks distracts Crass and Valley Girl rolls her up for the win.

[mriiams]

May 1980

Monster Mayhem

@boston Arena **



1) LADIES TITLE: Princess Starbright def Valley Girl- Princess Starbright gets the victory after help from an unexpected source; Chaka Crass. After Starbright gets the win, Crass attacks her, saying that the only person that will be taking the belt will be her.

2) The MetalHeads are interviewed by Rex Spectrum. They talk about how they took out Mark Bugg and they guarantee bigger and badder things are on the horizon because rock and roll never dies, it just gets angry.

3) GoblinKnight/Piranha/Chief Buffalo def Arizona Chance/Red Pirate Rogers/Chet Skye- Big Boss Jr and Ryan Regret come to a handshake agreement with Boss providing Chief Buffalo and Regret providing Piranha and the debuting GoblinKnight. Regret apologizes and says he has to leave the arena. The good guys are on the edge of winning when Jessie Wild stumbles out to the ring. He gets up on the apron and asks for a tag. Arizona Chance tries to get him to leave, which in turn opens him up to the Outlaw Choke and the loss. Skye pushes Wild to the back as they argue.

4) TV TITLE: Starboy def Troglo NEW CHAMP- Starboy regains the TV title. Starboy shows quite a bit of aggression, more so than usual. Troglo keeps up though and gets Starboy set up for the prehistoric piledriver. Starboy somehow reverses it and hits one of his own for the win.

5) Zen is backstage, talking about how he just wants to be friends with people. Even Iron Mask. Zen says he’ll just count on his true friends Arizona Chance/Red Pirate Rogers and Drool.

6) TAG TITLE: Skullgore/Keith Blood def Mike Bugg/Jessie Wild- The champs, much like the rest of the Dungeon, are without Ryan Regret. Mike Bugg enters without his brother and appears to be about to go on alone. The Neon Express music hits and Jessie Wild comes out. He is still staggering, possibly worse than before. Mike Bugg starts off – and fights the majority of the match- and holds his own until the numbers wear him down. He gets the tag to Jessie Wild who comes into the ring like a house on fire.. and proceeds to trip over the ring ropes. Skullgore pauses for a second before hitting Wild with the Crossbone Body Block and the win.

7) Pelvis Pressly w/Big Boss def Michael T Wolf- Pressly walks out to the ring but doesn’t bring his guitar and microphone. Instead, he brings the scale he’s been using. Before the bell rings, Big Boss asks Wolf if he’d make it a title match since Pressly has worked so hard to reach the cruiserweight limit. Wolf agrees. Pressly steps on the scale and the scale hits 230. Pressly goes crazy and Wolf starts laughing. Pressly hits him with the scale and knocks him out cold. The bell rings and Pressly gets the quick win. Big Boss Jr can be heard saying not to worry that they’ll get Pressly a new scale that “works”

8) WORLD TITLE: Dr B w/Big Boss Jr def Drool- A brief video is shown covering Drool’s non-title win and Dr B’s attack. The two men have a fairly competitive matchup, but ultimately Drool can’t keep up. Chief Buffalo starts making his way to the ring, but Dr B waves him off. Dr b then hit the Clubber and gets the pin to retain the title.

[mriiams]

June 1980

Superstar Saturday

@banquet Hall **



1) Dr B opens the show in the ring. Behind him is the entire heel side of the roster. Dr B’s topic of discussion is Arizona Chance. He first talks about how Drool tried to defend Chance’s honor, but failed miserably. Then he says that even though he’s given Chance more shots at title than he should have, he’s a reasonable man and that he will give Arizona Chance one more shot at the title. The caveat though, is that Chance has to beat every other man currently in the ring before the end of the year to earn the shot. If he fails, Dr B will never give him another world title shot.

2) Pat Cabbage def Rad Racer- Pat Cabbage shows off an impressive array of suplexes and power moves in a quick win over Rad Racer. After the match, Cabbage is asking Johnny Kobra why he was in the ring with Dr B. Kobra just shrugs and walks off.

3) Arizona Chance def Tennis Pro- Tennis Pro is first out to the ring, yelling that there is no way Arizona Chance makes it past him. Arizona Chance enters and looks more focused and intense. Chance doesn’t let up from the opening bell and dominates Tennis Pro. The crowd isn’t sure how to react to this new aggressive Chance.

4) Piranha w/Troglo def Starboy- Non-title match that was better than nearly every previous matchup between the two. The crowd is very much into both men continuing to fight. Piranha finally puts away Starboy with the Outlaw Choke. Both men are exhausted afterward and Troglo carries Piranha from the ring.

5) A video is shown of Chet Skye and Jessie Wild driving to an unknown location. Skye stops the car and Wild gets out. Skye says “You’ve got this” and Wild nods. The video ends and the broadcast team question what is going on.

6) Drool def Chief Buffalo w/Big Boss Jr- Drool hits an impressive Atomic Wedgie to get the win. After the match, Dr B starts to come down to the ring. Red Pirate Rogers rushes in with a chair and Buffalo and Dr B back away.

7) CRUISER TITLE: Michael T Wolf def Pelvis Pressly w/Big Boss Jr- Wolf is out first, not knowing who his opponent is. Pressly is shown backstage standing on a scale. His weight is once again 205 lbs. He looks ill as he makes his way to the ring. He is 2-3 steps slow throughout the match and Wolf gets a remarkably easy win. After the match, Pressly exits the ring and grabs food out of a fan’s hands and starts wolfing it down.





June 1980

Sunday Night Slam

@high School Gym **



1) Pat Cabbage is lifting weights in the gym. He says that he came into this federation alone and that’s how he’ll have to go forward. This apparently ends the tag team of him and Johnny Kobra.

2) Drool is backstage with Red Pirate Rogers. He asks Rogers if he wants to tag with him. Rogers says okay and Drool spits in his hand and holds it out to shake. Rogers looks a bit disgusted, but eventually shakes Drool’s hand. Drool laughs and picks Rogers up in a bear hug

3) Drool/Red Pirate Rogers def MetalHeads (Cesar Sleaze/Dizzy Lixx)- The new tag team, who Drool names “You Guys!” work surprisingly well together in their first match. They combine their two finishing moves and Rogers pins Lixx.

4) Iron Mask def Zen- Unlike their other matches, Iron Mask wastes no time utterly destroying Zen. The crowd had been getting behind Iron Mask in some of his previous matches, but this time the boos far outweighed the cheers

5) Dr B is shown standing outside a library. He laughs as he talks about how all these fools going into the library won’t ever have what he has; street smarts. He talks about how he easily outsmarted Arizona Chance and that no one in the federation can touch him. He knocks the books out of the hands of a “nerd” before walking off.

6) Arizona Chance def Johnny Kobra- In a similar fashion to last week’s decimation of Tennis Pro, Arizona Chance wastes no time dispatching Johnny Kobra. What throws the broadcast team off though is Arizona Chance doesn’t hit his finisher, instead hitting one very similar to Iron Mask’s.





June 1980

Weekend Wrasslin

@ The Ballroom **



1) Chet Skye def Rad Racer- Chet Skye comes to the ring with a renewed fire. He hits the Tornado dropkick for the win. After the match, he grabs the mic and says he’s going to be flying solo for a little while, so get used to him in one on one matches and that he wants to kick off his single’s career at the top and challenges Dr B to a title match at the Pay 4 View.

2) Starboy is interviewed by Honest Al. Starboy expresses some frustration at being left off the Pay 4 View card, despite being a champion. He say he feels like the TV title is overlooked.

3) Arizona Chance is shown training. He is executing the finishing moves of everyone on the heel side of the roster. He looks into the camera and says that he will beat everyone “at their own game”

4) The Neanderthals (Piranha/Troglo) def. Drool/Red Pirate Rogers- Skullgore and Keith Blood come to ringside and do everything they can to distract their P4V opponents. It worked as Troglo plants Rogers with a Prehistoric Piledriver to get the win. The champs and their Dungeon brethren have a bit of a standoff after the match. Ryan Regret is still nowhere to be found.

5) Spunky Sparks def Shaka Crass- Crass is in the middle of the ring, saying that she deserves the title shot. Spunky Sparks comes out and tells her to shut her mouth for once. Crass challenges Sparks and Sparks earns the upset victory. She also earns a beatdown after the match.

[mriiams]

June 1980

Beach Brawl

@ Boston Arena **



1) Big Boss Jr. is seen backstage talking to an unknown person. He can be heard saying that he’ll pay a pretty penny if they can take Arizona Chance out.

2) Arizona Chance def Cesar Sleaze w/Dizzy Lixx- Chance takes the fight immediately to Sleaze. Lixx tries on multiple occasions to interfere, but Chance knocks him down each time. Chance gets the win and escapes the ring before Lixx can hit him with a chair.

3) Michael T Wolf sits in front of his Cruiser title and talks about how much the title means to him and how people like Pelvis Pressly don’t value the title.

4) TAG TITLE: Skullgore/Keith Blood def Drool/Red Pirate Rogers- The tensions between The tag champs and the Neanderthals continues to escalate, with Drool and Red Pirate Rogers the unfortunate victims. Both Skullgore and Keith Blood hit their finishing moves and Skullgore gets the pin. After the match, the Dungeon members start pushing each other. A man dressed in green comes down to the ring and convinces Skullgore and Blood to leave. The broadcast team identifies the man as GoblinKnight

5) Pelvis Pressly is interviewed by Honest Al. Pressly says he doesn’t care what title he gets, he’s going to have gold around his waist before the end of the year

6) LADIES TITLE: Princess Starbright def Valley Girl- Another well fought match between the longtime rivals. Starbright retains the title and shakes Valley Girls’ hand after the match

7) HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE: DR B. w/Big Boss Jr def Chet Skye- Skye has the crowd captivated as he gets near fall after near fall on the champ. He hits the Tornado dropkick and gets a 2 99/100 count. Dr B is finally able to hit a desperation Clubber and get the win.

[mriiams]

July 1980

Superstar Saturday

@banquet Hall **



1) The MetalHeads are shown getting out of a limo. They both have big smiles on their faces. Arizona Chance versus Dizzy Lixx is announced for later in the show

2) Zap def Pat Cabbage- Cabbage, now once again without a partner, isn’t able to overcome the smaller Zap and ends up on the receiving end of the Electric Boogie

3) GoblinKnight w/Ryan Regret def Drool- Ryan Regret makes his “triumphant” return to the R ‘n’ R ring with his latest protégé, GoblinKnight. No one really expected Regret’s man to win, but after a sick looking Slime Time, he does just that.

4) Piranha def Starboy- In what is advertised as their last matchup of 1980, Piranha outlasts Starboy and gets the win with the Outlaw Choke. He isn’t accompanied to the ring by anyone.

5) Chet Skye is backstage reading a letter. Rad Racer walks up to him and asks about it. Skye says Jessie Wild will be back in two weeks. Rad Racer says that is great news. Skye agrees, but isn’t nearly as enthusiastic

6) Arizona Chance def Dizzy Lixx w/Cesar Sleaze- Chance is as aggressive, if not more, than he has been throughout this process. Lixx doesn’t seem to even be trying that hard to get the win. After the pin, Big Boss Jr. steps out from backstage and gives the thumbs up. Sleaze hits the ring and the two men attack Arizona Chance with chairs. Chance is bleeding from the head and knocked out cold. It’s later found out that Arizona Chance has a severe concussion and will be out of action for the next 2 months.

7) CRUISER TITLE: Michael T Wolf def Pelvis Pressly w/Big Boss Jr- Wolf takes the win again, but Pressly isn’t happy with the outcome. He claims the referee counted too fast. He demands one last shot at the belt at the Pay 4 View. Wolf thinks about it for a minute and then agrees. Wolf adds that this will be the last shot Pressly gets.





July 1980

Sunday Night Slam

@ High School Gym *



1) A bus pulls up to a residential area. Jessie Wild gets off. He has a bit of a blank look on his face.

2) GoblinKnight w/Ryan Regret def Mike Bugg- Regret’s new wrestler continues his win streak with a quick win over Mike Bugg. Regret is yelling at anyone that will listen that GoblinKnight will be a champion.

3) Michael T Wolf is asked why he’s giving Pelvis Pressly another shot at the title. He smiles and says he’s always had a soft spot for charity cases.

4) Drool/Red Pirate Rogers def MetalHeads w/Big Boss Jr- Drool and Rogers take a token of revenge out for their fallen friend and dominate the match. Afterward, Big Boss Jr tells the MetalHeads they’ll be just fine and will soon be champions. Cesar Sleaze is heard saying “We better. You promised.”

5) Skullgore and Keith Blood are interviewed by Rex Spectrum. They are not happy with the fact that not only does it look like they’ve been dropped by Ryan Regret, but that their supposed “friends” Piranha and Troglo have been getting in their faces. Skullgore promises that they will treat everyone the same from here on; like victims.

6) HEAVYWIGHT TITLE: Dr B w/Big Boss def Zen- Zen is outmatched the entire fight. Dr B actually looks a little bored and is just toying with his opponent. He finishes Zen off with the Clubber to retain.



July 1980

Weekend Wrasslin

@ The Ballroom **



1) GoblinKnight w/Ryan Regret def Zap- GoblinKnight gets his 3rd win in as many weeks and Ryan Regret is dancing around like they just won the title.

2) Red Pirate Rogers is with Honest Al. He talks about how Big Boss and his men are nothing but a bunch of cowards and that he, Drool and Zen will make them pay for what they did.

3) The camera cuts away from the interview to show Chief Buffalo attacking Drool from behind, injuring him. Red Pirate Rogers runs to the back, but he’s too late.

4) Neon Express (Chet Skye/Jessie Wild) def The Neanderthals (Piranha/Troglo)- Jessie Wild is back, but is very different, almost lethargic. Chet Skye does the majority of the work and is able to sneak a pin. Skye celebrates but Wild just stands there.

5) Valley Girl def Spunky Sparks- A solid back and forth matchup to end the show. Valley Girl gets a rollup win.