JakevstheWorld's ABCW 90's Fed

[jakevstheworld]

AN: This is my first attempt at fed results, so feedback would be appreciated. I will do the best I can to put up regular updates. As for right now, only my first episode of Monday Night Live is ready. Also, I apologize for the abysmal formatting, I'm writing this on my phone. With that out of the way, I hope you enjoy!

Monday Night Live
January 1990
Banquet Hall

The show opens in Mr. Fantasy's office backstage. He explains how his World Fantasy Wrestling Federation has purchased everything, and that, now that he was in charge, he was taking things National. His first act is to appoint Valkyrie as his personal Enforcer. His next act is to appoint Honest Al and The Thinker as his commentators. After everyone expresses satisfaction of Mr. Fantasy's announcement, Mr. Fantasy welcomes everyone to the show!

Match 1: Dirk Dungeon def. Killer Klown - after Dirk Dungeon and Killer Klown make their way to the ring, Klown starts dancing around and trying to throw Dirk off of his game. After a brief exchange, Klown squirts Dirk in the face with water from a flower. As he is laughing, Dirk grabs him and tosses him into the ropes. Klown narrowly avoids the Boomkick! After another brief exchange, Klown attempts to hit Highjinks, but misses! Dirk rebounds off the ropes and hits the Boomkick from out of nowhere! 1-2-3!

After the match, Tennis Pro appears alongside Ryan Regret to inform the audience that he has been trained by Ryan and is ready to take on anyone who dares to step up. Out comes his old rival, Slammer Johnson, to accept the challenge.

Match 2: Tennis Pro w/ Ryan Regret def. Slammer Johnson - Slammer Johnson is in control after a brief exchange. As the match wears on, it is becoming increasingly clear that Tennis Pro is not going to win. Ryan gets himself involved, distracting Slammer Johnson and the referee, allowing Tennis Pro to hit Johnson across the back with his racket! 1-2-3!

Match 3: Arizona Chance def. Big Thuggee - Reprising their long-standing rivalry, Big Thuggee and Arizona lock up. After a brief exchange of punches, Arizona gains the upper hand. Not long after, Arizona hits the lariat and follows it up with The Last Crusade! 1-2-3!

After the match, we cut backstage to see Slammer Johnson complaining about his match to Mr. Fantasy. Mr. Fantasy waves him off, telling him that it's not important enough to be dealt with at a corporate level, telling him to find his own solution.

Match 4: Star Boy def. The Piranha - returning to ringside, the announcers let us know the following match will be a continuation of one of the greatest rivalries ABCW has ever seen. Star Boy and The Piranha have a competitive, back and forth contest, that ends when Star Boy hits the Flying Cross Chop! 1-2-3!

Backstage, Killer Klown pops out of a closet, scaring the bejesus out of Slammer Johnson. In the background, we can make out Countess and a shadowy figure making their way to the ring.

Once there, Countess cuts a promo about how her beloved has undergone a transformation, a transformation that she doesn't quite understand, but one that he guarantees her will work. She continues to sing their praises, and claimed victory for Cimmeternia, until Red Pirate Rogers makes his way out to the ring, cutting her off (much to the crowd's delight)

Main Event: Cruiser Title Match: Red Pirate Rogers def. Skeleskreem w/ Countess - RPR hits Skeleskreem in the face, takes a bow, and hits the Swashbuckler! 1-2-3!

After the match, Countess walks to the back, leaving Skeleskreem in the ring. The Show fades to black on a confused looking announce team wondering what just happened.

[Niz]

Solid start. I'll be reading.

[branana06]

Definitely waiting for a few more shows to make sure I will be reading indefinitely, but really good so far.

[jakevstheworld]

AN: I'm enjoying the feedback so far, will try to have more shows out very soon. I tried to make the match descriptions a little longer on this show, just because there were so few of them compared to Monday Night Live. Thank you guys so much for responding, and I hope you enjoy Sports Entertainment!

Sports Entertainment
January 1990
High School Gym

The show opens again in Mr. Fantasy's office, with him sitting at his desk and Valkyrie standing at his right hand. As the camera pans, we see sitting opposite him is Mr. Greenhorn, flanked by Cabb, Ronny Believer, Beer Can Man and Suicide. Honest Al shoos the cameraman out of the room before we can hear what they're saying.

We then cut to ringside as The Thinker and special guest commentator Rod Nada welcome us to the show.

Match 1: Madam Tiki def. Auntie Voodoo - before the match officially begins, Voodoo works her magic, making Tiki double over in pain. Tiki says she can still go, and the match officially begins. Voodoo has complete control of Tiki in this match, and the crowd is booing like banshees! Voodoo whispers something, and the crowd goes silent. Tiki takes the opportunity to regain the upper hand, giving Voodoo a taste of her own medicine. Rod hilariously shouts, "Don't call it a comeback, but this Tiki's on Fire!" The Thinker shakes his head before reminding Rod they have a job to do, and they're going to miss a huge spot if they keep getting off topic. As if on cue, Voodoo goes for Auntie's Hex! Missed! After a brief exchange, Tiki sweeps the massive Voodoo off her feet! Here it comes! South Pacific Splash! 1-2-3!

After the match, Honest Al rejoins the commentary booth, claiming he was held up in a meeting. Rod refuses to leave, saying he's been payed to chew bubblegum and do commentary, and he's all out of bubblegum...

Next, we receive a transmission from the basement of one Wald Dwee. He claims to have Dirk Dungeon present for an interview. When the camera shows Dirk, however, he looks a little strange. When Dirk opens his mouth, it gets even stranger. It's almost as if Dirk is not himself. As the interview is about to conclude, the real Dirk pops up from behind the couch and begins a brawl with the fake Dirk, who turns out to really be Killer Klown in disguise! Klown is able to escape, and flees the basement, and in the aftermath, Wald is no where to be seen...

We return to the action in the arena, where the next match is already underway.

Match 2: The Dobermans def. Neon Express (non-title match) - we return to see Duke locking up with Chet, Denny and Jessie in their respective corners, and the announcers gushing about how great the Dobermans are. As the match progresses, it becomes clear these two teams are pretty evenly matched, despite the Dobermans current advantage. Eventually, both men lie in the middle of the ring, having collided during a mid-air spot gone wrong. Both Duke and Chet make it to their respective corners, and simultaneous hot tags are made. Denny hits a few big moves on Jessie, then rallys the crowd! Jessie fights valiantly, but it appears Denny has his number on this night. Denny tags Duke, and they set him up...Double Doberslam! 1-2-3!

After the match, the announcers speculate as to how Chet must be feeling, seeing as Jessie has been the one to take the fall in their last five defeats. They then mention that Valley Girl appeared on Shock Jock Radio earlier that day, claiming to be just as good as she once was and disparaging the current locker room of women, ending by claiming that she would prove she still had "it" next week.

Main Event: World Title Match: Dr. B w/ Big Boss Jr. def. Dude Brohan to retain - the match starts off even enough, with Dr. B able to outmaneuver Dude to the point of frustration. Finally, B builds up a head of steam, and knocks Dude off his feet! 1-2- but not quite 3. Big Boss waves the referee over, and slips something to him. Dude doesn't notice, and neither do the announcers. Dude hulks up, hits B with the boot, and the Big Bro Leg Drop! The referee is refusing to count! A crooked Ref! B hits Dude where the sun don't shine and follows it up with the Clubber! 1-2-3!

After the match, Mr. Greenhorn makes his way onto the stage. He proceeds to inform everyone that he and Mr. Fantasy have reached an, ahem, "agreement," stating that he is now the official Commissioner of WFWF, and will be making decisions on the weekly shows, decisions that dear old Fantasy doesn't have time (or care) for. And for his first act as the Commissioner, he fires the Crooked Ref, claiming there will be no such happenings on his show. Furthermore, Dirk Dungeon and Killer Klown will be fined exactly $500 each for not physically appearing in the locker room. If they do not pay these fines, they will be fired. Finally, he announces that Chet Skye and Jessie Wild will face off next week, with the winner receiving a title shot in the near future.

After all of those announcements, he turns on his heel and leaves. All three announcers sit looking at one another, before thanking the audience for watching and closing out the show.

[jakevstheworld]

Sorry it's been so long since my last post; life kinda hit me hard. Anyway, I wanted to come back to this with a one-off (for now) to highlight the abysmal P4V I just had. I'll try to continue posting if I can, but you know how life can be.

Now, some back story. This was Monster Mayhem, one of my biggest shows of the year. The card was stacked: every match had a gimmick, every match had big names. But, as is per usual, what should have been a great show was, in the end, a letdown. So, here is the show, so ye may see for thyselves, the mess that was Monster Mayhem @ Empire Gardens.

The show begins with the Ladies Title Bullrope match: Elfette w/ The Gargoyle defends against Mynx w/ Mighty Leo. They battle back and forth, hitting huge spot after huge spot. After some great back and forth action, The Gargoyle causes a distraction, and even though both managers get ejected, Elfette rolls up Mynx to retain. 3*

We then cut backstage to where The Scoundrels are cutting a promo with Rex Spectrum, and it's not going too well. Chance and Hairy stumble over their words and talk over each other until Rex had no choice but to cut the segment short. DUD!

In the ring, Xtreme Danger rushes the ring to meet Power Surge for a Ladder match. Xtreme Danger bombards Power Surge, and injures Magnifico. While Ronny and Cabb keep the Power Racers at bay, Beer Can Man climbs the ladder and retrieves the contract. 1*

TV Title No Holds Barred match: Ace of Spades vs. Big Bad Doctor: After years away from the ring, Big Bad Doctor struggles to keep up with Ace. After only a few big moves, Ace shuts the Doctor up and retains. 2*

Memphis Prince hosts a Beauty Pageant next, as Chaka Crass, Ms Misery, Valkyrie, Gothica, Elara Nexus and Penny Dreadful all strut their stuff and try to get the crowd to vote for them. When the results come in, it's a TIE between Penny and Elara! 1*

The next match is the Tag Title Barbed Wire match. The Hunk and Troglo valiantly defend against Dragonfly and Suicide, who clearly have the advantage (Especially since Hunk is working hurt). All is going well until Suicide slips and dives face-first into the barbed wire ropes, allowing Hunk and Troglo to double-team Dragonfly for the win. Hunk and Troglo retain. 2*

Up next, the world's greatest Sports Rivalry continues with a 60 Minute Iron Man match! Slammer Johnson and Tennis Pro work their butts off to put on an entertaining, back and forth match. After just the first 15 minutes, Slammer Johnson has already picked up one fall to none. TP comes back though, and scores two Falls in a row; 1 after a distraction from Ryan Regret, and the other after hitting his finisher. Another 20 minutes go by with no Falls, and then, we're about 10 minutes left to go in the match, Johnson ties it up. After appearing like this match would go into overtime, TP hits his finisher from out of nowhere to finish the match 3-2 in the closing seconds. 3*

It is now time for the main event Casket match for the World Title. Mr. Fantasy defends against Undermaster w/ Mort Ishin. Only moments into the match, a couple of masked assailants descend on Mort, taking him out of the equation. Fantasy then proceeds to deliver a low blow to Undermaster. With the help of the masked men, Fantasy throws Undermaster into the casket and closes the lid to retain. 1*

Overall Show * Rating: 2*
Show Profits: $1,605.00
Attendance: Great Crowd

A/N: I hope you enjoyed reading this one-shot P4V, I just had such high hopes for this show, and then every match, just about, under-delivered, so I had to share it. I hope to post more of my shows soon, but like I said above, I make no promises. To everyone who read this far, thank you.