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Post by branana06 on Jul 3, 2019 0:54:29 GMT -5
All I wanted was to be different, to be set apart from all the est. For many years WWW and ABCW ruled the wrestling industry. Even RnR was garnering more PG bubblegum influence. That might be good for 5 year olds, but I wanted something more. I wanted something where we could say whatever we wanted whenever we wanted. I wanted something more... EXTREME!
Meet Championship Extreme Wrestling...
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Post by branana06 on Jul 3, 2019 1:06:03 GMT -5
(Side note: The easily offended may not want to read this)
Jan 1980, Week 1
Superstar Saturday
Starring CEW
CD: Welcome hardcore fans, to the debut of Championship Extreme Wrestling! I'm Crazy Dave and I'm joined by the sick bastard Gerard Steele and we're ready for some violence!!!
GS: Ever since we saw Dr. B win the World title, he's been tearing through everyone in CEW, but that stops tonight!
CD: Arizonq Chance has vowed under any circumstances to rip the title away from Dr. B and finally bring him to justice for good!
(The mic cuts out and the ring announcer starts talking)
The following contest is a falls count anywhere match and is scheduled for one fall!
Introducing first, hailing from the Sudan, weighing in at 375 lbs, he is the Mad Arab!
And his opponent, from the United Nations, weighing in at 275 lbs, he is the Hardcore American, Freedom Fighter!
To be continued...
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Post by branana06 on Jul 3, 2019 1:29:26 GMT -5
Ding ding ding!
The Mad Arab and Freedom Fighter have had a long and storied rivalry long before their debut in CEW, but both men clearly don't know how to give up a grudge as they beat and batter each other all over the arena. They go through the crowd and Arab takes one of the fans beer bottles and throws it at Freedom Fighter. Once they make their way backstage Mad Arab starts to tire, and Freedom Fighter gets the upper hand, beating him with cinder blocks and wrenches that he finds backstage. At one point they make their way to thw parking lot and Freedom Fighter puts Mad Arab's head through the driver side window. Freedom Fighter loses only when Mad Arab grabs a fork and butchers Freedom Fighter's head, so kuch so that you can see the blood pouring throguh the holes in his mask, which is when Mad Arab locks in the Fat Camel Clutch to win.
Here is your winner by submission, Mad Arab!
CD: What the hell did we just see? Mad Arab just destroyed a fan's damn car!
GS: Hey, when you're doing anything to win there isn't time for any f***ing around, you just have to get it done!
CD: Well, the next match should be a real treat as we see the Neon Exrpess go up against The Gladiators for the Tag Team titles!
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Post by Ashe on Jul 3, 2019 10:57:47 GMT -5
Ding ding ding! The Mad Arab and Freedom Fighter have had a long and storied rivalry long before their debut in CEW, but both men clearly don't know how to give up a grudge as they beat and batter each other all over the arena. They go through the crowd and Arab takes one of the fans beer bottles and throws it at Freedom Fighter. Once they make their way backstage Mad Arab starts to tire, and Freedom Fighter gets the upper hand, beating him with cinder blocks and wrenches that he finds backstage. At one point they make their way to thw parking lot and Freedom Fighter puts Mad Arab's head through the driver side window. Freedom Fighter loses only when Mad Arab grabs a fork and butchers Freedom Fighter's head, so kuch so that you can see the blood pouring throguh the holes in his mask, which is when Mad Arab locks in the Fat Camel Clutch to win. Here is your winner by submission, Mad Arab!CD: What the hell did we just see? Mad Arab just destroyed a fan's damn car! GS: Hey, when you're doing anything to win there isn't time for any f***ing around, you just have to get it done! CD: Well, the next match should be a real treat as we see the Neon Exrpess go up against The Gladiators for the Tag Team titles! stop €ucking swearing |
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Post by branana06 on Jul 4, 2019 0:01:04 GMT -5
The following contest is a no holds barred match scheduled for one fall and it is for the CEW Tag Team championships!
Imtroducing first, from San Antonio, Texas and Columbus, Georgia respectively. Weighing in at a combined weight of 425 lbs, Chet Skye and Jessie Wild, the Neon Express!
CD: Wow Gerard, these two guys are fired up and ready to jump off the tallest thing they can find!
GS: Are you talking about my...
And their opponents, from Planet Aethra, weighing in at a combined weight of 649 lbs, The Gladiators!
To be continued...
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