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Post by Penguino on Mar 18, 2022 10:44:23 GMT -5
**JWA.Com exclusives**
(The camera is pointing at a house made of Ice surrounded by a graveyard and Penguino comes out)
"Bleak bleak bleak bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeak bleaaaaaaaaaaaak bleak. Chief you want to know what that means, you should really research it but because your running out of money for a computer and even so you probably couldn't stuff it in your peanut sized brain. so it mean Chief go BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP."
(The video ends)
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Post by Thumper Moore III on Mar 21, 2022 8:59:28 GMT -5
“I just want to be back with my family. Can you let me have one more night with them without your interference, so I can explain what’s happened and tell them I love them and tell them goodbye?”
Arizona is in shackles, wearing gray, tattered scrubs. His captor is shrouded in darkness, but speaks calmly as he replies in a guttural bass. “No. As I’ve said before, I now own you. The red mist, combined with the darkness of your soul, makes you mine. There is no more Arizona Chance. Only Namahage exists now, to be my sword arm.”
“Sorry, pal, I’m not doing your dirty work. I’m going to figure a way out of this.” Arizona spat at the feet of his captor.
“BAKA! You do not yet understand that Namahage has been in you for your entire existence?”
Arizona is whisked in his mind back to his feud with The Niz. “Look here— you sacrificed your own aunt to this monster of a man to save your mother from harm. The act of an evil man.”
“Wait, no, she chose to marry—“
Arizona is now taken to the aftermath of his feud with Mack Caliber, where, as Tex Fortune, he got himself reinstated. “Look here at the treachery and deceit! You lied to everyone rather than accepting defeat with honor! The act of a liar.”
“That’s not how it went down at all. He cheated first! He—“
Arizona is now taken to his second world title win. “Look here at how you turned your back on your fans for vain glory and fame! You sacrificed your values at the altar of success! The act of a traitor.”
“Hey, everybody has made mistakes. I have tried to make up for it—“
Finally, Arizona is taken to the moment Tommy End hit the red mist for the first time. “Look here, as in this moment, you knew the power the red mist would impart, and you knew the implications. And you chose to accept it. You could not resist the opportunity to defeat Father Time himself. The act of an arrogant, selfish, corrupt man.”
“I didn’t choose to accept anything. I— wait, I did know something was different, and that something unnatural was happening. But that doesn’t mean that—“
Arizona is again in his shackles. The shrouded man speaks. “Do you now understand? I am only taking what is already mine. By your actions, you have put yourself in these chains. You are Namahage.” He walks away, and leaves Arizona bound by his own sins.
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Post by Stanley The Weeb on Mar 24, 2022 16:40:27 GMT -5
Stanley and Rebecca enter Killies mega bar and order their watered down cans of sake. "Tell me if Yuppie gets in. His first beverage is on me tonight. I do think that what happened tonight he would want to think about things."
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Post by Duke Mongoose on Mar 24, 2022 18:52:38 GMT -5
(Yuppie enters Killies for the first time in a long time. He sits down at the bar)
Jackson: There’s a face I haven’t seen in a while. How are things? We’re pretty busy lately so I haven’t been able to keep up with the show like I used to.
Yuppie: Well, to put it bluntly, things are bad. I haven’t won a match since the J-1 back in November, I got beaten up by a giant, I unintentionally bankrolled Chief Buffalo into becoming a major fan favorite, and I started a training camp for the preliminary wrestlers who learned under my mentor only to have them turn on me when I lost.
Jackson: Oh. I see. I had no idea. What can I get you?
Yuppie: Whatever is strong and cheap. I’m not exactly the big money hustler I used to be.
Jackson: Coming right up. Oh, and by the way, Stanley told me he’s got your first drink if you came in. Not sure what for, but I’m just the messenger.
Yuppie: Thanks.
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Post by Dark Mauler on Mar 24, 2022 18:53:35 GMT -5
It’s night time at the Green Mist Dojo, and the central training room is empty save for a suit wearing figure dressed in all black. The figure pauses for a moment to look at the ornate samurai helmet on the wall that was once his, then moves his gaze to the katana below the helmet. The noise of footsteps is heard as the first Great Ginzu walks into view, but the suited figure does not turn.
Great Ginzu: You are no longer welcome here, Tommy.
Tommy End: I’m not surprised you knew I was here, Sensei.
Great Ginzu: I know when there are unwanted visitors here, no matter how quiet they are.
Tommy End: So I’m unwelcome simply because I wanted to further my knowledge? I knew I made the right decision, and you’ve just proved me right.
Great Ginzu: Tommy. I know what you learned. I know how evil the things you learned are. But after Stanley beats you we can bring you back to the light.
Tommy End: You and I both know I’m too far bloody gone to be brainwashed back to your way of thinking. You better tell Stanley to bring Nightmare Ginzu out. Because he doesn’t have a chance of beating me otherwise.
Great Ginzu: You would want one of your greatest friends to lose their control over a monster such as Nightmare Ginzu?
Tommy End: He would not be losing control. He would be allowing his true form to surface. A little mist and he would be mine to control. Just like Namahage.
Great Ginzu: I was wrong. Nightmare Ginzu is not the monster. You are.
Tommy finally turns around, revealing the Oni mask that covers his face.
Tommy End: I always was, Sensei. You knew that. I’m simply allowing others to reach that realization as well.
Taking the sword and helmet from the wall, Tommy leaves as silently as he entered. Ginzu stares at the door he left out of, still processing what he heard from his former student as the scene fades to black.
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Mar 24, 2022 23:23:00 GMT -5
*I lumber my way into Killies*
Pierre: Oi Jax
Jackson: Hey big man *he gives me the tightest hug he can*
Pierre: *I hug him back* Man you've gotten strong
Jackson: Must be all the keg lifts *he laughs as he flexes*
Pierre: *I belly laugh* Hey could I use some of the spare kegs?
Jackson: What for?
Pierre: Weight training I've got a title shot against Mack and I've got to prepare
Jackson: Of course big guy *he brings out some kegs from the back* take as many as you need
Pierre: Thanks boss *I hoist a keg over my head and let out a roar*
Jackson: *roars back*
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Post by Duke Mongoose on Mar 25, 2022 14:22:50 GMT -5
Yuppie: You know, Jackson, I've been in this business for a long time. It feels like my whole life at times. This is the first time I've ever felt like maybe it's time to call it quits. I'm not sure I want to do this any more.
Jackson: What are you talking about? You're a fixture of JWA! Whether people want to admit it or not, you're the foundation of that company. Old reliable!
Yuppie: Well, this foundation is in need of repair. BADLY.
Jackson: Hang in there. I'm sure things will turn around. You'll pick up some wins and things will even out.
Yuppie: I sure hope so. With the way things have been going I'm surprised I haven't been called into Kip's office and had my spot on the roster threatened.
Jackson: Kip doesn't seem like the type to fire anyone. From what I've seen, people have a way of just disappearing from JWA. Damn inconvenient but it keeps the headcount in check I suppose.
Yuppie: Lets just say I tense up every time my phone rings.
Jackson: You need to relax and don't worry so much. Let me get you another drink.
Yuppie: No thanks, Jackson. I think I need to take a walk and think about things. Have a good night.
Jackson: Don't be a stranger!
(Yuppie gets up from the bar, walks out into the night and off into the distance)
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Post by Thumper Moore III on Mar 28, 2022 10:56:30 GMT -5
“Zona, is that you? Where have you been? I’m worried sick!” Veronica had not heard from her husband in almost four weeks.
“I love you, R— Ronnie. I don’t have much time— just— nnnngh— just listen. A demon— aaaugh!! A demon has control— call Stan— call Stanley. Tell Maddie I love— VERONICA, THE MAN YOU ONCE KNEW AS ARIZONA IS GONE. HE IS NOW NAMAHAGE. IF YOU’RE LUCKY, HE WILL MAKE YOUR DEMISE QUICK AND PAINLE—— NO, you sonofabitch! Nobody talks to my wife like that! Ronnie, call Stanley ASAP. He’ll know what to do.”
“ZONA!!! ZONA!!!!!”
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Post by Penguino on Mar 28, 2022 11:12:56 GMT -5
**JWA.com exclusives**
Honest sal is on a video call with Penguino
Sal"So Penguino how are you going to approach this match with Chief Buffalo
Penguino " The same way I start all of my matches.I know I'm going to whip his ass real hard."
Sal "Geese those are some harsh words for Buffalo."
Penguino "Yeah but they're true
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Post by Stanley The Weeb on Mar 28, 2022 12:18:22 GMT -5
Stanley gets the call from Veronica Chance.
Stanley: Mushi mushi. Stanley the Weeb here.
Veronica: Stanley. Thank goodness. Something has happened to Arizona.
Stanley: I know. He has become a Namomage, an oni related creature under control of Tommy End and his Red Oni Mist. I'm probably butchering the correct pronunciation of the word. Here is what you can do if he appears before I can use the white mist on him. Take dried soybeans and throw them at him.
Veronica: But wouldn't that hurt him?
Stanley: According to stories, yes, but would never be fatal to him. Purified salt would work also. The oni can't cross areas warded by purified salt. I'll ask my master to come see you. He may have some knowledge I do not possess. Idealisticly either my master or myself will be able to spray the white mist upon him and change him back, to break the karma control the Res Oni Mist has inflicted upon Arizona-San. Till then Veronica-San, keep safe.
Veronica: Thank you Stanley.
Stanley ends the phone call.
Stanley turns to his master.
Stanley: Master?
The original Great Ginzu: I understand. You want someone to guard Veronica Chance till Arizona Chance gets healed. I will see what I can do.
Stanley: I'm sure Tonmy would know and order Arizona to stay away from his wife. But karmic ties between a husband and wife are hard to completley sever. So I'm sure he'll eventually try to visit her again. She'll need to be protected. I'll focus on my training to face Tommy.
Stanley blows a white mist into the air.
Stanley: See. My training is working.
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Post by Dyno on Mar 28, 2022 15:21:24 GMT -5
@brittnt on DigiFoto
Back at it today. Everything takes time. The best never quit and there's no quit here. Staying well clear of that Tommy/Arizona/Stan wierdness. There is one person who may be workable though. #JWA #Glory
Three 20 second clips then follow of Dyno going through various wrestling exercises in a ring.
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Post by Penguino on Mar 29, 2022 11:02:00 GMT -5
Penuino is on his way to JWA Glory in a limousine black and white and has an orange beak at the nose of the car. He exits the car and approaches the giant studio in front of him and walks past a poster of a cover for a new video game in production
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Post by Red Pirate Rogers on Mar 31, 2022 16:18:50 GMT -5
Red Pirate Rogers enters Killie's and is greeted by Jackson
Jackson: Red, been a while! From what I hear you're a man on a mission.
Rogers: Regrettably creative decided Mo and Mable were better as a duo...
Jackson:...
Rogers: sorry, a regrettable joke, but you have the right of it. I'd sorely like to break Arizona out of this haze, but I need an expert on the more mystical side of our business. Do me a favor, put Stanley's tipple of choice on my tab, and send him back to see me.
Jackson: you want a drink of your own while you wait?
Rogers: surely, make it a Botanist and tonic and we'll hope the juniper berries have a marked affect on my perceptions beyond this physical realm.
Jackson: ...you know Red, I don't always know what you're talking about...but i know nobody says it like you.
Rogers: Honestly Jax, I don't always know what I'm saying either.
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Post by Penguino on Mar 31, 2022 16:41:09 GMT -5
@the Walking Penguin Fan on Digifoto
This was a fluke stupid Haberdashery counting slow for my pins. Ahah I got it. Buffalo spent the rest of his money on you making you allow him to win. You thought you could hide it but no. The truth has been revealed for the whole world to see. Mwahahaha
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Post by Penguino on Apr 4, 2022 7:56:29 GMT -5
@penguino on chirpy
THESE ARE THE GUYS WE LIKE!! this idiot said that he will not hurt his friend meanwhile he´s a wrestler!! Arizona Chance when you do drugs just warning you this is the crazy crap that happens.
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