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Post by Kip Whistler on Nov 5, 2021 11:13:54 GMT -5
"Any in-character stuff that you’d like to get off your chest in between the JWA Glory shows goes here." - The Jerk
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Post by Duke Mongoose on Nov 5, 2021 11:27:42 GMT -5
***JWA.com Exclusive***
(Toni Cruise is standing outside of the locker room after Glory has ended)
Toni Cruise: What a night it's been in the first round of the J-1 Pinnacle. I'm hoping to get a word with - ah, here he is!
(Yuppie exits the locker room with his rolling suitcase)
Toni: Yuppie! I'd like to get your thoughts on the first round. How about that upset in the main event?
Yuppie: Indeed, I didn't know Stanley had it in him to beat the champ. I wonder if Arizona will be regretting his decision?
Toni: Congratulations on your victory tonight over Pierre. You came off the top rope tonight, something we're not used to seeing.
Yuppie: First I'd like to give all my respect to Pierre. The big man gave me a hell of a fight and he probably could have beaten me several times if things were a little different. I don't know how he feels about me, but any animosity that I had for him is gone. As for the frog splash I used tonight, well, I looked at my arsenal of maneuvers and I realized the one thing I was missing was an aerial attack. I'm no gymnast so I wasn't going to dazzle anyone, but I found a move that I can execute with 100% efficiency and low risk of injury to myself if I should miss. If I'm going to win the J-1 this year I need to change things up from last year.
Toni: Do you have a name for the frog splash? I know most of your offense has a business-themed name.
Yuppie: I call it "High Finance".
Toni: Makes sense. Thank you for your time. Fans, stay tuned to JWA.com for more exclusives!
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Post by Stanley The Weeb on Nov 5, 2021 13:03:11 GMT -5
Honest Sal catches the happy couple of Stanley the Weeb and Rebecca Mullet at Killies. Lucky for him he has a wireless microphone and a camera person with him for a quick interview.
Honest Sal: Stanley, Rebecca, congratulations on your win against Arizona Chance.
Stanley: Your welcomed.
Honest Sal: How do you feel about that?
Stanley: I'm actually sad to see how far he fell. He was one of my idols of the ring. He had an amazing, golden run, and his name shined like gold. But he has tarnished it with his recent actions. Yes, he is the world champion. But his belt is no longer 10 pounds of gold. It is 10 pounds of pyrite, also known as Fool's Gold. It matters how you win, how you got the belt, and how you hold on to the belt.
Honest Sal: We know your feelings on the belt, on titles. Since your win against Arizona have you changed your mind?
Stanley: Not really. I hold a title once, after all. I don't want the target on my back the belt gives me. And I think Arizona has forgotten how much of a target he was made into. Just because he went heel doesn't mean he is now less of a target. Now he doesn't just have the other heels ambushing him, but also the faces to face in the ring.
Honest Sal: Your next opponent is Mack Caliber. How do you think about him?
Stanley: He is the next rising star. He has a chance to take the belt. I'm not going to lay down for him. I just won't feel sad if I lose to him.
Honest Sal: Congratulations on your engagement.
Stanley: Thank you.
Rebecca: Yes. Thank you.
Honest Sal: And, what are you wearing?
Stanley: This outfit is sometimes referred to as Boystyle. It is both a term for a woman into the Elegant Gothic Lolita fashion style wearing men's clothes and for men wearing a matching outfit to go along with their girlfriends when they dress up in Elegant Gothic Lolita.
Honest Sal: I understand crossdressing is not unusual in that culture.
Rebecca: Correct. Men dressing up in appropriate sized Elegant Gothic Lolita dresses are called Boylita.
Honest Sal: I see. Stanley, are we going to...
Stanley: ...see me in a dress? In Boylita? Maybe. Maybe I'll be the one in the dress for our wedding.
Rebecca: You have some great wigs from your cosplaying days. I'm sure we could put one of them in curls.
Stanley: I have my eyes on this great Rococo long dress which is white and would look good on me.
Rebecca: I'm sure that would give Uncle Haystack a heart attack. But pop would love to bring you down the isle. Either down the church or the center of the ring.
Stanley and Rebecca sip their sake and kiss.
Honest Sal: That's my cue to stop filming and get drunk myself. This is Honest Sal, getting you the truth.
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Post by Dark Mauler on Nov 6, 2021 1:00:04 GMT -5
Tommy End is in the Green Mist dojo meditating. He snaps out of his trance and turns to face the camera. Tommy End: Arizona, I'm an honest man. I give my enemies fair warning. Consider yourself warned. You took things too far, mate. You ruined my life by taking my title. It doesn't matter how you try to escape me, the Dutch Destroyer is coming for you. And when I catch you, I'm going to put you through hell. Tommy blows mist into the camera, and the promo ends.
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Post by Red Pirate Rogers on Nov 7, 2021 13:33:23 GMT -5
Via@your command on digifoto
A collection of photos featuring Red and Pierre, the big man towering over a slimmer young Rogers on a beach in Mexico, huddled around a directors chair on a movie set, kicking back in a booth at Killie's.
"Tuesday is going to be tough, not just because I'll be lacing them up against one of the best to ever do it, but against one of the best men I've met. Still, when it comes to the ring fans, I am...#atyourcommand #glory
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Post by Zona/Thumper on Nov 8, 2021 9:22:26 GMT -5
Arizona is in the JWA offices.
“KIP! KIP! KIIIIIIP!” Arizona is screaming from the desk where Kip Whistler’s secretary is trying desperately to calm him down. Whistler pokes his head out of the office.
“Oh, it’s you, Chance. You’ve got three minutes. Come in.”
Arizona hastily sits down in front of Kip at his desk. “Kip, the fact is that your champion— me— is down but not out in the J-1. You need me in the finals. Ratings will plummet without me. I’ve been carrying this fed on my back for over a year now. I deserve to be in the finals.”
“And what would you propose I do, Arizona?”
“We’ll, to get me there, Caliber has to beat Stanley. I have to beat Buffalo. Then I beat Caliber the next week.”
“Are you asking what I think you’re asking, Arizona?”
Arizona paused. “I’m not asking you to interfere in the match. I’m just wondering if we can’t throw a stipulation in there that favors Caliber. You know, like a Falls Count Anywhere match, or something like that.”
“So, you want me to stack the deck against Stanley?”
“No, Kip, I want you to announce a stipulation that gives me an opportunity to be in the finals, bringing eyes to screens and putting butts in seats. We both win if you do this.”
Kip stood from his desk. “Arizona… how can I put this delicately… your time is up, now GET THE F$&@ OUT OF MY OFFICE!”
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Post by Zona/Thumper on Nov 10, 2021 19:31:56 GMT -5
“Listen, I know we’ve had our differences in the past, but seriously, give me a call. I have a proposal for you, because we both still mathematically have a chance. I know math isn’t your thing, but trust me on this. Call me.” Arizona puts down his brand new, state of the art phone and walks over to Veronica.
“You think he’ll listen?” Veronica, as attentive as ever, was in on Arizona’s scheme.
“Well, if he doesn’t, we’re both S.O.L. Besides, he seems to think that he and I have stuff in common. But the fact is that because the wannabe ninja and the rhyming cretin tied as well, I’m still in it. If we both take care of our business, it’s a four way tie in our block, and who knows what happens?”
“You’re still the champ either way, and you’ll be the champ no matter if Stanley, Mack, or Tommy end up facing you. You own all of them.”
“Yeah, but the only thing I have left to accomplish in JWA is to win the J-1. If I do that, then my legacy is secure, and you and I can ride off into the sunset. If not, I have to stick around for another year.”
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Post by Dark Mauler on Nov 10, 2021 20:00:30 GMT -5
Tommy End enters a seedy pub and drags himself to the bar to order a bottle of whiskey. He gets the bottle and then limps over to the corner and sits down. As he drinks, all he can think about is how close he was to retaining his title at Guts and Gory. Thinking about that sends a twinge of pain into his shoulder. He snaps back into focus and realizes someone is standing near his table. Tommy End: What do you want? ?: You were Ginzu's student. Did he teach you well, I wonder? The person goes to grab Tommy's arm and as he does, Tommy pulls it away and grabs the person by the throat. Tommy End: What do you think? Now tell me what you want or this bottle breaks over your head. ?: I was sent here to bring a message to you. After your tournament is over, find the Red Oni. Tommy is about to ask what the person is talking about when the person suddenly chops the hand around his throat and disappears.
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Post by Kip Whistler on Nov 11, 2021 7:45:20 GMT -5
@bookitkip on Chirpy
Congratulations to Tommy End, who by virtue of his victories over Red Pirate Rogers & Yuppie VP holds the tiebreaker advantage in the J-1 and has therefore won Block A with a match still to go! There's still everything to fight for in Block B, so stay tuned fans!
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Post by “The Debonair” Mack Caliber on Nov 11, 2021 9:46:44 GMT -5
JWA.com
I’m in front of the JWA studios after the show. My big red pickup is behind me. No beats, just flow.
Yo, I hold my destiny in my hands. Just like I told you— I’m the baddest man in the land I’m a tag team champ, that much is true And now, next week, I gotta do what I do
I saw the schedule and could not believe my eyes I get to beat up Chance again? What a pleasant surprise I knock his dumb fedora off his ugly ass block I’ll get another shot at Stanley, and this time I’ll beat the clock.
And then I get his mentor, the aptly named Tommy End Cause end is what I’ll do to his title hopes. I will not bend Or break or shatter. Who I face doesn’t matter Arizona, your title’s gonna get served to me on a platter.
Cause that’s how this all plays out. When I’m done, it’ll be “Two Belt Mack” that the people shout. So when you hear my entrance music, and you start hummin, Arizona, just remember— I’m comin.
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Post by Stanley The Weeb on Nov 11, 2021 9:59:19 GMT -5
Stanley and Rebecca walk into Killies with cheers from the patrons.
Stanley the Weeb: Me and Mack are tied in Block B. Next week I'm up against Chief Buffalo, the master and victim of the Iron Head technique. Too bad that is basically the only real martial arts technique he knows. I am excited in testing out my Oniken against his thick frame.
Someone in the crowd: You think you can handle the Block A winner, Tommy End?
Stanley the Weeb: One match at a time please. I'm not the Block B winner yet. Besides it could always be Mack Caliber who wins.
Another person in the crowd: Rebecca, considering that Chief Buffalo is a heel you going to chear Stanley from the farm again?
Rebecca: Why no. I'll be at his side, twirling my parasol like always.
Apitc: You think your the next goth princess?
Rebecca: Absolutely not. The other infamous goths like the Dreadful sisters and what's her name the Mistress of the Night were more horror and dress in black goths. I'm more lace and satin and bows elegant gothic lolita style. It's two different things.
Apitc: What are you going to wear next week?
Rebecca: That would be telling. Watch on television or come to the arena to find out.
Apitc: You going to wrestle?
Rebecca: Can you imagine me wrestling in dresses like this? Besides, there is no female branch of the JWA. And I was always too small and thin for pa and papa to fully train. I do know some maneuvers thoe.
Stanley: Can we get back to celebrating a tough match?
The crowd goes back to doing what they were doing before Stanley and Rebecca came in.
Stanley: Thank you.
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Nov 11, 2021 10:01:57 GMT -5
*I lumber my way into Killies*
Jackson: Hey Pierre
Pierre: Hey Jackson
Jackson: You okay?
Pierre: Honestly.... no....
Jackson: Well if you want to talk to me about it ya know where to find me *he grins*
Pierre: Thanks
Jackson: You're welcome
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Post by Stanley The Weeb on Nov 11, 2021 10:16:50 GMT -5
Stanley:Hey Pierre-san. Don't worry about your loosing streak. There still lots of fight in you.
Rebecca: I remember the matches you and papa got into. They called it The Battle of the Giants. Maybe all you need is another opponent more your size.
Stanley: Can we get a half keg of sake and a keg of beer for Pierre-san, my treat? Thanks. I know this won't even give you a buzz, but it will send you on the path. Good luck on the next match, even if you're out of the running.
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Nov 11, 2021 11:41:27 GMT -5
Thanks for the offer Rebecca and thanks for the sake and beer Stanley
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Post by Stanley The Weeb on Nov 11, 2021 11:58:26 GMT -5
Rebecca: I'll talk to Uncle Haystack and see if he'll come out of retirement for one match.
Stanley: Meanwhile I'll see what the boss feels about such a match. I mean we are big men, but we are mid...err...little people compared to you. You can't do your full strength against us for fear that we would completely break after all.
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