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Post by Dyno on May 5, 2022 14:45:06 GMT -5
(continued from above) DYNO: "Play Offs mate. Don't worry, they've got an app now, our drinks are on the way." YUPPIE: "An app?" At that moment, a young waitress arrives carrying a tray, on it are two pints of Guinness.DYNO: "Ta duck." Dyno hands over the drink to Yuppie. "Cheers fella, here's to the next one. I don't mind losing, especially to decent guys like Red, but what defines you is when you lose, what you do next. Plenty of work ahead dude." YUPPIE: "An app?  " DYNO: "Yeah did you not know, I suggested it to the man when I got back from the UK recently. Proper time saver." YUPPIE: "And they said us Americans are lazy..." |
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Post by Deleted on May 7, 2022 13:20:10 GMT -5
@strongconfidentwoman
Pierre, last week you made an ENORMOUS mistake by sticking your nose in Apocalypse business. Because of you I broke a nail. In return, my magnificent beasts will break your leg.
#thedeadlinedrawsnear #doomsdayiscoming #jointheapocalypse.
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on May 7, 2022 15:09:23 GMT -5
@thelumberinggiant
@strongconfidentwoman You three made the mistake of going after Chesterton.... first I break your nail..... next.... Chesterton and I break every fiber of your will.... #BigWaves
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Post by Penguino on May 7, 2022 16:23:38 GMT -5
@thelumberinggiant @strongconfidentwoman You three made the mistake of going after Chesterton.... first I break your nail..... next.... Chesterton and I break every fiber of your will.... #BigWaves reply by @penguino Your brain is too tiny to withstand Kobra training and a charging buffalo who is prepared to break every aspect of the ring. As for Beakerton Icebury we all know why he won’t be any help to the slim threat of @thelumberinggiant. |
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Post by Stanley The Weeb on May 7, 2022 17:20:21 GMT -5
@thelumberinggiant @strongconfidentwoman You three made the mistake of going after Chesterton.... first I break your nail..... next.... Chesterton and I break every fiber of your will.... #BigWaves reply by @penguino Your brain is too tiny to withstand Kobra training and a charging buffalo who is prepared to break every aspect of the ring. As for Beakerton Icebury we all know why he won’t be any help to the slim threat of @thelumberinggiant. reply by @weebwarrior Everyone can benefit from #HamonBreathTraining . Especially Pierre. Just look at the size of that chest. Imagine the size of thoes lungs taking the energy of the sun through his body. |
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on May 7, 2022 18:02:42 GMT -5
reply by @penguino Your brain is too tiny to withstand Kobra training and a charging buffalo who is prepared to break every aspect of the ring. As for Beakerton Icebury we all know why he won’t be any help to the slim threat of @thelumberinggiant. reply by @weebwarrior Everyone can benefit from #HamonBreathTraining . Especially Pierre. Just look at the size of that chest. Imagine the size of thoes lungs taking the energy of the sun through his body. reply by @thelumberringgiant Blow all my opponents away with a single breath #breatheinbreatheout |
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Post by Slashmaster on May 8, 2022 14:19:25 GMT -5
Friday the thirteenth has been a very bad day for a lot of very good people.
All over the world people notice that luck is not on their side on this particular day.
They miss their bus, lose their keys or stub their toe.
Others might see their stocks crash, their cars damaged or relationships torn apart.
Not a single one of them knows why these things happen. But we do know, don't we Thomas?
Friday the 13th, September 2019 - Fan favorite Teeny Norman suffers a terrible loss and is driven out of the JWA.
Friday the 13th, March 2020- Voodoo Winston gets the beating of a lifetime and never fully recovers. Months later his injuries force him to end his in-ring career.
Friday the 13th, November 2020 - The Jerk walks into a hell of his own making. The experience changes him, both body and soul.
Friday the 13th, August 2021 - Stanley the Weeb bites off more than he can chew and only barely survives.
I'm not telling you anthing you do not already know. So, why do you choose to provoke me, Thomas? Are you trying to get some revenge for what I did to your former tag team partner? Do you want to prove yourself to your new master? Or are you just that desperate to join the Club of Thirteen? Whatever you answer, it does not really matter. You will get put down all the same.
You couldn't beat my on my worst day, so what do you think will happen when you fight me on YOUR worst day? Luck will not be on your side this Friday, just like time is not on your side right now. Get your affairs in order Thomas, death waits for no man.
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Post by Duke Mongoose on May 9, 2022 11:20:25 GMT -5
@wallstwolf on Chirpy
I just got a plane ticket in the mail. Looks like Dyno and I are going on a trip. Stay tuned...
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Post by Dyno on May 9, 2022 15:20:17 GMT -5
via @brittnt on Chirpy
"Sat at JFK waiting for @wallstwolf. Looking forward to this!"
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Post by Duke Mongoose on May 10, 2022 11:26:42 GMT -5
@wallstwolf on Chirpy
Wouldn't you know that Dyno got the window seat. He also slept the whole flight. Good thing I brought earplugs, his snoring was loud enough to be heard over the noise on the plane! Now we're in England but he won't tell me where we're going. I get the feeling I'm not going to like where we end up...
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Post by Penguino on May 12, 2022 7:24:48 GMT -5
@penguino on chirpy
@strongconfidentwoman I think that was a little bit too far last night on glory.
#Glory #Apocalypse #Havesomesenseofremorse
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Post by The Mean Queen Jessie Aldean on May 12, 2022 9:22:55 GMT -5
@penguino on chirpy @strongconfidentwoman I think that was a little bit too far last night on glory. #Glory #Apocalypse #Havesomesenseofremorse via @jwapocalypse don't go all squishy on us now @penguino. @strongconfidentwoman got ya yer second win, two more and we got the belts. yer a penguin, don't be a chicken! #glory #apocalypse |
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Post by Kip Whistler on May 12, 2022 11:36:48 GMT -5
@bookitkip on Chirpy
I may not be able to prove that @strongconfidentwoman is responsible for what happened to The Wink, but I'm pretty confident that she was, so I'm officially banning Ms. Jerker from the JWA Studio when The Miracle Violence Exchange faces Animal Kingdom in two weeks! #PuttingMyFootDown
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Post by Penguino on May 12, 2022 13:32:32 GMT -5
@penguino on chirpy @strongconfidentwoman I think that was a little bit too far last night on glory. #Glory #Apocalypse #Havesomesenseofremorse via @jwapocalypse don't go all squishy on us now @penguino. @strongconfidentwoman got ya yer second win, two more and we got the belts. yer a penguin, don't be a chicken! #glory #apocalypse Via @penguino Trust me I know I’m a penguin it’s in my name. Severe injuries that could possibly cause death is where I cross the line. Listen to me when I say that I have free will even as a penguin. I chose to be here don’t make me regret it. |
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Post by “The Relentless” Conor Caine on May 15, 2022 6:30:07 GMT -5
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