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Post by Dark Mauler on Jun 1, 2023 10:12:49 GMT -5
***JWA.com exclusive video*** Tommy End: Rogers, I have to hand it to you. You actually showed up. You got the jump on me. Good job. Now here’s how this is going to go. On Mania, I’m going to fight your little minion. You’re welcome to show up and get an advance look at what I’m going to do to you come Super Glory. You might be at the fan’s command, but I’m under the command of no one but myself. You’re in the crosshairs of the Dutch Destroyer. And when I get my shot, I won’t miss.
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Post by "The Reminiscer" Winter Hex on Jun 2, 2023 0:06:54 GMT -5
JWA.Com Exclusive
Winter: This weekend at Super Glory. I have the absolute pleasure of smacking that low life Sakura Watanabe, straight in the face. And when I do, I will get the next shot against Daisy Turner and I WILL become the new JWA Women's Champion. I will do something no woman has done. Not Veronica, not Bambi, not Miss Jessie and her crew. I will defeat Daisy Turner and soon I'll rule JWA all on my own. And as for Sakura. WHEN I beat her, I'll be nice and give her two options. She can either become a jobber and and take on the chances in their mixed tag whatever thing. Or she can leave the US go back to Japan, head to SUNDOM and never show her face in JWA again.
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Post by Daisy Turner on Jun 2, 2023 2:30:13 GMT -5
Sakura Watanabe
JWA.Com Exclusive
Sakura ウィンター・ヘックスは自分自身を高く評価しています。しかし、彼女は私を軽蔑しても私が落ち込むわけではないことを学ぶ必要があります。実際、前回会った時よりもさらにやる気が出ていると感じています。
冬のヘックス。あなたが何を持ってきても私は準備ができています、だからあなたは準備をしたほうがいいです
前回はあなたに負けたかもしれません。しかし、それがこの試合全体を定義するわけではありません。私があなたを倒し、渡辺桜の名に名誉をもたらします
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Post by "The Reminiscer" Winter Hex on Jun 6, 2023 4:18:42 GMT -5
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Jun 8, 2023 8:57:21 GMT -5
Chesterton: *walks in Killie's and sits in our booth*
Pierre: BRO!!!!!!!
Troglo: TINY FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Troglo gives Chesterton a bearhug*
Chesterton: Good to see ya too Trogbro *he pats Troglo's back*
Troglo: *lets him go and gives him head pats*
Pierre: With momentum in our corner let's make some "Big Waves" around here and become 2 time champs
Chesterton: I like the sound of that *he munches on a hot wing*
Troglo: *belches and grins while downing a bottle of spicy ranch*
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Post by "Lord" Taylor Thorin on Jun 9, 2023 14:52:34 GMT -5
JWA.com exclusive
Moments after the conclusion of another thrilling JWA Glory, our crew caught up with co-holder of the Tag Team championships "Lord" Taylor Thorin.
REPORTER (off camera): "Lord Thorin...some thoughts on the outcome today, you seemed rather quiet tonight?!"
THORIN: "Quiet? What outcome? Nothing happened here tonight, just another example of the peons here in the JWA trying to stack the deck against the Duke and myself..."
At this point, Tembleberry scurries over with a bottle of water and a towel for his Lordship. Thorin takes both and without saying anything to his assistant, carries on with the interview as Tembleberry skulks off.
THORIN: "The JWA finally has itself Tag Team champions who carry these titles with dignity and class. They finally have themselves a REAL team rather than two clowns randomly thrown together. And what do they do? Consistently put us in positions where we're out numbered. Where the odds are massively stacked against us. I mean, what exactly was the point of this farce tonight?
I tell you something, things have to change around here and quick. That Whistler fellow is starting to lose control."
REPORTER (still off camera): "With respect Lord Thorin, I believe Mr Whistler is just trying to even things out based on Tembleberry and Earl Jackon's constant interference in your matches..."
THORIN: "What interference? I see no interference. I see two fellows with genuine manager licenses not being allowed to do their jobs! No, instead we'll allow any reprobate to come to ringside and stack the odds against the Duke and I. But I'll tell you now, regardless of what Whistler and his crones do, they will not take these titles away from us. Now, get out of my way, I need to wash the stink of this place off me."
With that, Thorin marches off, a rather subdued Tembleberry following behind.
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Post by Duke Mongoose on Jun 13, 2023 6:11:49 GMT -5
***JWA.com Exclusive***
(A delivery man is knocking on Duke Mongoose's and "Lord" Taylor Thorin's locker room. Tembleberry opens the door)
Tembleberry: Can I help you?
Delivery Man: I've got a package for a "Dirk Mancuso"?
Tembleberry: Do you mean Duke Mongoose?
Delivery Man: Yeah, Dack Mangoes. Whatever.
(Duke shoves Tembleberry out of the way)
Duke: That's mine, kid. Where do I sign?
Delivery Man: Right here, Mr. Mangrove.
(Duke aggressively signs the tablet and takes the package. The delivery man leaves)
Duke: Hey, Tembleberry! I've got a job for you. Take this package to the Tag Team OF DOOM's locker room.
Tembleberry: May I inquire as to its contents, sir?
Duke: It's a "Cheeses of the World" platter I ordered special for DOOM. Just a little peace offering before tonight's match.
Tembleberry: But isn't DOOM deathly afraid of che- AHH! I see.
Duke: Exactly. See to it that they receive my gift, won't you?
Tembleberry: Posthaste, sir!
(Tembleberry quickly runs off out of the shot. Duke notices a camera has been filming this entire time)
Duke: HEY! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE-
(Cut to black)
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Post by “Charismatic” Conor Caine on Jun 13, 2023 7:22:41 GMT -5
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Jun 14, 2023 20:34:01 GMT -5
*Big Waves with Troglo walks into Killie's with the tag gold around their waists (well in Pierre's case around his belly)*
Jax: Hell yeah guys! *he gives Chesterton and I bearhugs*
Troglo: FOOD!!!!!!!!!!
Jax: On it big guy *he gives Troglo some roast beef*
Troglo: *he grunts in happiness as meat drippings coat his beard*
Chesterton: All you can eat hot wings for us Jax!
Jax: On it little bro!
Chesterton: Thanks *he grins*
Jax: *grins his trademark grin back*
Pierre: Man that really worked up my *belch* appetite....
Chesterton: Same here
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Post by Daisy Turner on Jun 15, 2023 0:52:15 GMT -5
JWA.Com Exclusive
Toni: I am here with the JWA Women's World Champion Daisy Turner and Sakura Watanabe. Now Sakura, you fought so hard but unfortunately Winter Hex did defeat you, What is going through your mind?
Sakura: 全力を尽くしましたが、残念ながら何が起こったのか分かりませんが、負けてしまいました。ごめんなさい、デイジー
Daisy: I'll tell you what happened. That little witch Winter Hex threw powdered snow at you while the referee was getting Miss Jessie and myself out of there.
Sakura: 何!そこでなにをしていましたか!
Daisy: I was making sure Miss Jessie didn't do anything
Sakura: それは問題ではありません! 女子チャンピオンシップへの出場権が犠牲になった
Daisy: Hey, hey, I know your frustrated and mad at the universe and you should be. In fact if it was me I would have done worse. And besides, there are many opportunities for go for my title, now all I need you to do is to put a smile on your face, leave this arena with your head held high and try again.
Toni: Sorry to interrupt but Sakura, after the match Winter Hex gave you a plane ticket, I was wondering what you're going to do with it?
Sakura: このために一生懸命頑張ってきたので、もうやめられません
Sakura pulls the plane ticket out and rips it into pieces.
Toni: Well that says a lot, thank you girls for your time, enjoy the rest of your night
Sakura: さようなら。
The girls walk away from Toni
Daisy: You know we could've use that plane ticket for a holiday or something.
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Post by Kip Whistler on Jun 15, 2023 8:14:07 GMT -5
@bookitkip on Chirpy
Congratulations to Big Waves for becoming the 12th JWA World Tag Team Champions! Will they have another record-setting reign? (1/3)
Congratulations to Winter Hex, who will now challenge Daisy Turner for the JWA Women's World Championship on the June 27/28 edition of Glory! (2/3)
After making quick work of the Malarkey Brothers at Super Glory, who wants to step up and face Penguino on Glory this week? (3/3)
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Post by “Charismatic” Conor Caine on Jun 15, 2023 10:39:48 GMT -5
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Post by "Lord" Taylor Thorin on Jun 16, 2023 7:49:05 GMT -5
Via Chirpy: @tembleberrytheassistant "Mr Caine. Are you really sure this is the road you wish to travel down? You have been directly responsible for My Lordship and the Duke losing their hard-earned Tag Team titles, and you are the current JWA World Champion. My Lordship is more than up for your "challenge". And he looks forward to beating you then the next step will be to take that coveted World Title of yours too. 1/2" "And Big Waves, you had everything go your way at Super Glory. It was effectively 6v2. My Lordship and the Duke will not let this lie. Watch your backs."
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Jun 16, 2023 8:02:05 GMT -5
Via Chirpy: @tembleberrytheassistant "Mr Caine. Are you really sure this is the road you wish to travel down? You have been directly responsible for My Lordship and the Duke losing their hard-earned Tag Team titles, and you are the current JWA World Champion. My Lordship is more than up for your "challenge". And he looks forward to beating you then the next step will be to take that coveted World Title of yours too. 1/2" "And Big Waves, you had everything go your way at Super Glory. It was effectively 6v2. My Lordship and the Duke will not let this lie. Watch your backs." Via Chirpy @thelumberinggiant With your cronies lying in wait it was 6 v 4 but whatever helps you sleep at night #delusionconvinceyourself
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Post by Duke Mongoose on Jun 16, 2023 11:32:18 GMT -5
Via Chirpy: @tembleberrytheassistant "Mr Caine. Are you really sure this is the road you wish to travel down? You have been directly responsible for My Lordship and the Duke losing their hard-earned Tag Team titles, and you are the current JWA World Champion. My Lordship is more than up for your "challenge". And he looks forward to beating you then the next step will be to take that coveted World Title of yours too. 1/2" "And Big Waves, you had everything go your way at Super Glory. It was effectively 6v2. My Lordship and the Duke will not let this lie. Watch your backs." @mongooseisloose on Chirpy Speak for yourself, "M'Lord"! If it weren't for you, I'd still be tag team champion! And don't get me started on that assistant of yours or the so-called "Earl"! Stay out of my way if you know what's good for you. As far as Conor Caine, didn't you say something about Big Daddy Duke getting a shot at the title? I ACCEPT!
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