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Post by Thumper Moore III on Jan 18, 2022 11:04:05 GMT -5
Mack and Arizona take their eyes off each other for a moment to look at Penguino. Neither is quite sure what to make of him (because he hasn’t described himself yet). Arizona gives a “Can I handle this?” side-eyed nod at Mack, and Mack nods affirmatively.
Arizona turns toward Penguino. “I’ve been very kind to you so far. I’ve taken you far more seriously and respectfully than you deserve at this point. So I’ll say it a bit firmer this time, since you so rudely interrupted a private conversation. Go make a name for yourself at someone else’s expense.
I’m sure you have a great little back story where you beat Johnny Kickpads to win the secondary belt of the local indie outfit in your home county. And now, you’ve come to the big leagues and you want to prove to yourself that you’ve got what it takes by calling out the biggest fish in the pond. The only two time champ in JWA history. Four time Jammie winner. Tag champ. The Franchise.
Well, kid, I hate to be the one to break it to you, but you don’t stand a chance against Stanley this week. He’s going to bash your head into the mat a few times, kick you in the chest so hard your future children will come out with bruised sternums, and then, after he feels he’s given the fans their money’s worth, he’s going to turn blue and hit you so fast you’ll never have a chance to react, and you’re going to be looking up at the lights.
If by some miracle you prove me wrong, then step up. But ask anyone who has called me out in the past when they got here how that worked out— Niz, Pillman, Manhattan Mauler. You know what they all have in common? They got their asses beat and they’re no longer here. So, go prove you’ve got what it takes on Glory, and we’ll see if you can hang.”
Arizona turns back towards Mack, who is giving a golf clap and nodding mockingly. “Great speech, champ. See you at the Pay Per View. I hope you’ve got something to say between now and then— maybe something new?”
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Post by Penguino on Jan 18, 2022 15:12:57 GMT -5
but Arizona what about the ones that are still here. and not even that but when I called you out a week or two ago that's the past buddy, just throwing it out their that you low key got outsmarted by someone from the forgotten continent without schools may I mention
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Post by Dyno on Jan 18, 2022 16:20:21 GMT -5
@brittnt on Chirpy
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Post by Thumper Moore III on Jan 18, 2022 16:31:50 GMT -5
Arizona gets on the phone.
“Konnichiwa! My future waifu and I aren’t here right now. Leave a message!”
“Hey, Stan, it’s Zona— listen, I know that little tuxedo chicken is new and all… don’t hold back. He needs to learn respect, like you learned it from Ginzu. Think of him as an I subordinate pupil. Good luck tonight.”
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Post by Penguino on Jan 19, 2022 16:58:53 GMT -5
Mack and Arizona take their eyes off each other for a moment to look at Penguino. Neither is quite sure what to make of him (because he hasn’t described himself yet). Arizona gives a “Can I handle this?” side-eyed nod at Mack, and Mack nods affirmatively. Arizona turns toward Penguino. “I’ve been very kind to you so far. I’ve taken you far more seriously and respectfully than you deserve at this point. So I’ll say it a bit firmer this time, since you so rudely interrupted a private conversation. Go make a name for yourself at someone else’s expense. I’m sure you have a great little back story where you beat Johnny Kickpads to win the secondary belt of the local indie outfit in your home county. And now, you’ve come to the big leagues and you want to prove to yourself that you’ve got what it takes by calling out the biggest fish in the pond. The only two time champ in JWA history. Four time Jammie winner. Tag champ. The Franchise. Well, kid, I hate to be the one to break it to you, but you don’t stand a chance against Stanley this week. He’s going to bash your head into the mat a few times, kick you in the chest so hard your future children will come out with bruised sternums, and then, after he feels he’s given the fans their money’s worth, he’s going to turn blue and hit you so fast you’ll never have a chance to react, and you’re going to be looking up at the lights. If by some miracle you prove me wrong, then step up. But ask anyone who has called me out in the past when they got here how that worked out— Niz, Pillman, Manhattan Mauler. You know what they all have in common? They got their asses beat and they’re no longer here. So, go prove you’ve got what it takes on Glory, and we’ll see if you can hang.” Arizona turns back towards Mack, who is giving a golf clap and nodding mockingly. “Great speech, champ. See you at the Pay Per View. I hope you’ve got something to say between now and then— maybe something new?” Hey Arizona you were right I did beat Johny Kickpads, Just not for the secondary title.
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Post by Stanley The Weeb on Jan 19, 2022 20:13:02 GMT -5
Stanley and Rebecca enter Killies. "Iur standard sake for me and my future wife. If Penguino stops in, give him a can of sake and two tins of sardines on my tab."
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Post by Penguino on Jan 19, 2022 20:29:29 GMT -5
Penguino walks into killies after just hearing what Stanley says “ ok two things. One thanks for not turning blue. And two did you not finish my character bio I’m not like most penguins I don’t eat fish for some reason for future reference.”
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Post by Penguino on Jan 19, 2022 20:52:03 GMT -5
And Arizona you thought I was some stupid guy in a suit. I’m a little bit offended by that, I consider myself equal to a human being since I’ve made a living for myself and my brother (you should read his life as a penguin book series) (OOC not an actual thing). And do what humans do.
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Post by Stanley The Weeb on Jan 19, 2022 23:51:58 GMT -5
"Ok. So you don't eat fish. I'm sure you'll find some use for the tins. Hold a funeral for the sardines within and I'll order a hamburger for you. Do you eat cow?"
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Post by Penguino on Jan 20, 2022 7:10:57 GMT -5
“Yeah I don’t care about other animals they can go to hell.”
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Post by The Mean Queen Jessie Aldean on Jan 20, 2022 10:52:16 GMT -5
buffalo pushes open killie's door and calls out.
"there's my main mammal! listen here o'penguin, i like yer style. i like yer attitude. i like yer ability to hurt stanley and hate arizona. so, if ya wanna talk some more about how we can make this fed more of an animal kingdom, ya can meet me after destiny...i should have a pretty little thing on my arm by then...if ya know what i mean!!"
jackson steps towards chief buffalo, but the chief speaks first. "i know, i know...i ain't welcome here on account of the various assaults and destructions. i'm goin.....and i'm gonna win too!"
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Post by Penguino on Jan 20, 2022 11:28:27 GMT -5
I stand still for a second wondering what the hell just happened and order myself a drink
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Post by Stanley The Weeb on Jan 20, 2022 12:13:42 GMT -5
"Don't worry about Chief Buffalo. The guy can't quite catch on to being human, so he wishes to be a buffalo. But instead becomes a bafoon."
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Post by Penguino on Jan 20, 2022 13:53:14 GMT -5
“Wow how great”
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Post by Thumper Moore III on Jan 20, 2022 15:12:28 GMT -5
A fine Italian sports car pulls into the Killies parking lot. A crazed Chief Buffalo storms out as the door to the sports car opens. He pauses for a second, then tramples some bushes as he makes his way to the bus stop.
Out of the sports car steps Arizona. He walks in and sees Stanley and Penguino talking.
“Hey, Tuxedo Chicken— you did all right out there. You’ve proven you belong here. Put ‘er there, my fowl.” Arizona extends his elbow for a flipper bump.
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