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Post by joshdoingthings on Jul 8, 2022 12:40:58 GMT -5
Is this serious and trying to be realistic? Hell no. Was this an idea I came up with 5 minutes ago? Yes!
How this will work is that every fight will be randomised. Because of this, feuds won’t exist and there will be no story and everything will suck. Match types wont be randomised though because I haven’t bothered to collect them. The first show will follow at some point today, basically when I get everyone in a roulette wheel.
edit, just made the wheel, week 1 should be about 10 minutes unless dinner happens
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Post by joshdoingthings on Jul 8, 2022 13:36:51 GMT -5
Y1M1W1
Fight 1- Keziah vs Flutter
Winner- Flutter
Rating- 1/5
Fight 2- Mack Calliber vs Pendragon
Winner- Pendragon
Rating- 3/5
Fight 3- Grand Manga vs Night Fang
Winner- Grand Manga
Rating- 2/5
Fight 4- Paradise vs Eliza Brat
Winner- Paradise
Rating- 1.5/5
Fight 5- TV TITLE- Richie B (c) vs Pete Sincl- oh god a jobber- PETE SINCLAIR
Winner- Richie B (duh)
Rating- 1.5/5
Overall Show Rating-1.5/5
Week 2 will come either tomorrow or some time later today, I’m not fully sure right now
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Post by joshdoingthings on Jul 8, 2022 15:33:54 GMT -5
Y1M1W2
Fight 1- The Silencer vs Marvelo Vale
Winner- The Silencer
Rating-1.5/5
Fight 2- The aesthetics vs Sisterhood
Winners- Sisterhood
Rating- 2.5/5
Skit- Professor When explains some crap to Icepick Dominic
Rating- 2/5
Fight 3- Paper Chasers vs Tec and Quebec
Winners- Paper Chasers
Rating- 2.5
Mic Spot- Swish brags about his Lasagne (and yes, I will make up what they say in skits/mic spots when I write this)
Rating-3/5
Fight 4- CW TITLE MATCH- Seraph (c) vs Kongo Kid
Winner- Kongo Kid NEW CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION
Rating- 1.5/5
Overall Rating-2/5
And that will be the end of the ones I will be posting today, tomorrow you will see the Battle Royale P4V, which should hopefully not be terrible!
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Post by joshdoingthings on Jul 9, 2022 3:38:41 GMT -5
Y1M1W3
Fight 1- Tag Team Title No1 Contenders Match- Numbskulls vs Brick City
Winner- Brick City
Rating- 2/5
Mic Spot- The Iconoclast verbally abuses Rod Codger
Rating- 2.5/5
Fight 2- Yoshimuro vs Jakob Hearse
Winner-Jakob Hearse
Rating- 2/5
Skit- Cyber Blue fails at being dramatic
Rating-1.5/5
Fight 3- Triple Threat- Gridiron vs Wally Saratoga vs Dre Apex
Winner- Dre Apex
Rating-1.5/5
Overall Rating- 2/5
Because of how RnR roulette works, that triple threat means nothing as a main event, and just means we got 2 jobbers in 3 weeks. What a sign of things to come.
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Post by joshdoingthings on Jul 9, 2022 4:13:47 GMT -5
Y1M1W4- Battle Royale
Fight 1-Battle Royale (I’m not even gonna try and tell you who’s in it)
Winner-Domingo
Rating- 1.5/5
Fight 2- TV TITLE MATCH- Richie B (c) vs Shaolin Hero
Winner- Richie B
Rating- 2.5/5
Mic Spot- Mr Europa does not like the gamer girl interviewer
Rating-Dud!
Fight 3- LADIES TITLE MARCH- Mother Mercy (c) vs Libra
Winner- Mother Mercy
Rating- 3/5
Skit- Reaver and Torah Thompson jump Katana
Rating- 4/5, though that is automatic
Fight 4- TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH- Over Knights (c) vs Brick City
Winners- Over Knights
Rating- 2.5/5
Fight 5- WORLD TITLE MATCH- Alexei Monstro (c) vs Domingo
Winner- Domingo
Rating- 3/5
Overall Rating- 2.5/5
How is that when I randomise this game I seem to do slightly better than I do playing the game normally? Also, first dud in the dud library!
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Post by joshdoingthings on Jul 28, 2022 13:53:56 GMT -5
Y1M2W1
Fight 1- Roberto Samba vs Amber Hardbody
Winner- Double Countout
Rating- 1.5/5
Fight 2- Aluna Belle vs Siberia
Winner- Aluna Belle
Rating- 2.5/5
Fight 3- Professor When vs Jin Kinji
Winner- Professor When
Rating- 1.5/5
Skit- Morbid is not dramatic
Rating- Dud!
Fight 4- 6 Man Tag- Zed, Donny Atomic and Intruder vs Jack Tracker, Tony the Tank and Chugger
Winners- Double DQ!
Rating- 1.5/5
Overall Rating-1.5/5
We get no duds in 3 weeks, then 2 in a row. Really?
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Post by joshdoingthings on Jul 30, 2022 4:14:14 GMT -5
Y1M2W2
Fight 1- Silvergod vs Zeta Quade
Winner- Silvergod
Rating- 2.5/5
Skit- Professor when explains things to claymore (god I need more skits. And mic spots. And match types. And arenas. And alts.)
Rating- 2/5
Fight 2- Total Harmony vs Metal and Magic
Winners- Metal and Magic
Rating- 2.5/5
Mic Spot- Shadow decides to be a sad edgelord in the Champagne Room
Rating- 1/5
Fight 3- Reba Roughneck vs Andromeda
Winner- Andromeda
Rating- 3/5
Fight 4- TV TITLE Richie B (c) vs Grand Manga
Winner- Grand Manga NEW CHAMPION
Rating- 2.5/5
Overall Rating- 2/5
A title change and a 3 star match, this looks good!
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Post by joshdoingthings on Aug 7, 2022 11:26:38 GMT -5
Y1M2W3
Fight 1- Mindbenders vs Intruder and Hijack
Winner- Intruder and Hijack
Rating- 2/5
Mic Spot- Rod Codger speaks with Szandor and McBastard, the latter of which has a name that WWE would not approve of (this has aged a bit)
Rating- 1.5/5
Fight 2- WOMENS TAG TITLE MATCH- Sky Diamonds (c) vs Girl Power
Winner- Sky Diamonds
Rating- 2.5/5
Fight 3- Sharif vs Catch
Winner- Catch
Rating- 2/5
Fight 4- World Title No1 Contenders Match- Glitter Dash vs Rex Harmony
Winner- Rex Harmony
Rating- 2.5/5
Overall Rating- 2/5
Not been many standout fights since the PPV…
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Post by joshdoingthings on Aug 16, 2022 16:02:02 GMT -5
Y1M2W4- Valentines Day Massacre
Fight 1- The Redcoats vs McBastard and Reba Roughneck
Winners- The Redcoats
Rating- 2.5/5
Fight 2- TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH- Over Knights (c) vs Intruder and Hijack
Winners- Intruder and Hijack NEW CHAMPIONS
Rating- 2/5
Skit- Swish murders Warhawk
Rating- Auto 3/5
Fight 3- Son of Samoa vs Flint Decker
Winner- Son of Samoa
Rating- 2.5/5
Fight 4- CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE MATCH- Kongo Kid vs Catch
Winner- Kongo Kid
Rating- 1.5/5
Mic Spot- El Technico Rojo is Canadian, also Cutie Pie is there
Rating- 2/5
Fight 5- WORLD TITLE MATCH- Domingo vs Rex Harmony
Winner- Domingo
Rating- 2.5/5
Overall Rating- 2/5
So yeah, compared to Battle Royale, this was disappointing. Domingo look like they might keep that title for until another upper mid comes in.
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Post by joshdoingthings on Aug 16, 2022 16:04:41 GMT -5
And, because I love stats, here are some. Win-loss records will come at some point but overall they are meaningless so I’m not putting them this early!
Bi-Monthly Stats Roundup- Year 1 1/6
Top 10 Shows
1. Y1M1W4- Battle Royale- 2.5/5
2. Y1M2W4- Valentines Day Massacre- 2/5
3. Y1M2W2- 2/5
4. Y1M1W2- 2/5
5. Y1M2W3- 2/5
6. Y1M1W3- 2/5
7. Y1M1W1- 1.5/5
8. Y1M2W1- 1.5/5
Every Year 1 P4V Ranked
1. Battle Royale- 2.5/5
2. Valentines Day Massacre- 2/5
Top 10 Matches (All Events)
1. Y1M1W4 WORLD TITLE Alexei Monstro (c) vs Domingo (w)- 3/5
2. Y1M1W4 LADIES TITLE Mother Mercy (c)(w) vs Libra- 3/5
3. Y1M2W2 Reba Roughneck vs Andromeda (w)- 3/5
4. Y1M1W1 Mack Calliber vs Pendragon (w)- 3/5
5. Y1M2W4 WORLD TITLE Domingo (c,w) vs Rex Harmony- 2.5/5
6. Y1M1W4 TAG TITLE Over Knights (c)(w) vs Brick City- 2.5/5
7. Y1M1W4- TV TITLE Richie B (c)(w) vs Shaolin Hero- 2.5/5
8. Y1M2W2 TV TITLE Richie B (c) vs Grand Manga (w)- 2.5/5
9. Y1M2W4- Son of Samoa (w) vs Flint Decker- 2.5/5
10. Y1M2W3 WOMENS TAG TITLE MATCH- Sky Diamonds (c)(w)vs Girl Power- 2.5/5
Top 10 Worst Matches (no duds)
1. Y1M1W1- Keziah vs Flutter (w)- 1/5
2. Y1M2W1- Roberto Samba vs Amber Hardbody (no W)- 1.5/5
3. Y1W1W2- The Silencer (w) vs Marvelo Vale- 1.5/5
4. Y1M1W1 Paradise (w) vs Eliza Brat- 1.5/5
5. Y1M2W1 Professor When (w)vs Jin Kinji- 1.5/5
6. Y1M1W3 Gridiron vs Wally Saratoga vs Dre Apex (w)- 1.5/5
7. Y1M1W2 CW TITLE Seraph (c) vs Kongo Kid (w)- 1.5/5
8. Y1M1W1 TV TITLE Richie B (c)(w) vs Pete Sinclair- 1.5/5
9. Y1M2W4 CW TITLE Kongo Kid(c,w) vs Catch- 1.5/5
10. Y1M2W1 6 Man Tag Match- 1.5/5
Top 10 Matches (P4V)
1. Battle Royale WORLD TITLE Alexei Monstro (c) vs Domingo (w)- 3/5
2. Battle Royale LADIES TITLE Mother Mercy (c)(w) vs Libra- 3/5
3. VDM- WORLD TITLE Domingo (c,w) vs Rex Harmony- 2.5/5
4. Battle Royale TAG TITLE Over Knights (c)(w) vs Brick City- 2.5/5
5. Battle Royale TV TITLE Richie B (c)(w) vs Shaolin Hero- 2.5/5
6. VDM- Son of Samoa (w) vs Flint Decker- 2.5/5
7. VDM- The Redcoats (w) vs McBastard and Reba Roughneck- 2.5/5
8. VDM- TAG TITLE Over Knights (c) vs Intruder and Hijack (w)- 2/5
9. The Battle Royale (Y1)- 1.5/5
10. VDM- CW TITLE Kongo Kid(c,w) vs Catch- 1.5/5
Top 10 Mic Spots/Skits (no fixed ratings)
1. Y1M1W2- Swish brags about his lasagne- 3/5
2. Y1M1W3- The Iconoclast Verbally Abuses Rod Cogder- 2.5/5
3. Y1M2W2- Professor When explains something to Claymore- 2/5
4. Y1M1W2- Professor When explains some crap to Icepick Dominic- 2/5
5. Mic Spot- El Technico Rojo is Canadian, also Cutie Pie is there- 2/5
6. Mic Spot- Rod Codger speaks with Szandor and McBastard, and I made a stupidly long joke which I deleted- 1.5/5
7. Y1M1W3- Cyber Blue Fails at Being Dramatic-1.5/5
8. Shadow decides to be a sad edgelord in the Champagne Room- 1/5
The Dud Library
1. Y1M1W4 Mic Spot- Mr Europa does not like the gamer girl interviewer
2. Y1M2W1 Skit- Morbid is not dramatic
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Post by joshdoingthings on Nov 8, 2022 10:00:53 GMT -5
Y1M3W1 (yes we are back finally)
Fight 1- Krait vs Seraph
Winner- Seraph
Rating- 1.5/5
Mic Spot (World Title Contender)- Chester Blood makes Rod Codger bleed
Rating- 2/5
Fight 2- Mr Europa vs Clutch (injured during match)
Winner- Mr Europa
Rating- 2/5
Fight 3- Women’s Title No1 Contenders Match- Chiyome vs Tempest
Winner- Tempest
Rating- 1.5/5
Main Event- TV TITLE MATCH- Grand Manga (c) vs Grifter
Winner- Grifter NEW CHAMPION
Rating- 2/5 (just realised I forgot to add this here)
Overall Rating- 1.5/5. That’s not great
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Post by joshdoingthings on Jan 22, 2023 4:49:52 GMT -5
RnR Roulette: It’s not dead, it’s never dead.
Y1M3W2
Match 1- Reviver vs Andromeda
Winner- Reviver
Rating- 1.5/5
Skit- Katana and Autumn sign contract for match at P4V (this skit, I’ve decided, does that now. One problem, March Madness)
Rating- 2.5/5
Match 2- Enyu and Foo vs The Redcoats (Bayonet and Claymore)
Winner- Enyu and Foo
Rating- 2.5/5
Mic Spot- Domingo tells Rod Codger that he likes money and beating up idiots
Rating- 2.5/5
Match 3- Morbid vs Ziggy Thrash
Winner- Morbid
Rating- 2/5
Main Event- WOMEN’S TITLE MATCH- Mother Mercy (c) vs Tempest
Winner- Tempest
Rating- 2/5
Overall- 2.5/5
Wow, that was actually a really good show. Nothing spectacular but nothing terrible either. That’s pretty good I suppose.
Y1M3W3
Mic Spot- Concrete Charlie threatens to kill Rod Codger, this guy can’t catch a break
Rating- 0.5/5
Match 1- Paradise vs Bao Zhang
Winner- Paradise
Rating- 1.5/5
Skit- Hotwire and Chiyome hit Sherman Turk with a Volvo 850 Estate
Rating- 4/5, fixed rating
Match 2- Domingo and Amari Fang vs Chester Blood and Thumper Moore III
Winners- Domingo and Amari Fang
Rating- 2/5
Match 3- CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE MATCH- Kongo Kid (c) vs Black Plague
Winner- Black Plague dear god
Rating- 2/5
Overall Rating- 2/5
And that was fine? I mean we got a 4/5 skit with a jobber but that was a fixed rating. On the bright side, we won’t have to deal with then poisoning our rating for the PPV.
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Post by joshdoingthings on Jan 22, 2023 5:05:56 GMT -5
Y1M3W4- March Madness
Round 1-1
Diablo vs Aspin Northstar
Winner- Diablo
Rating- 1.5/5
Round 1-2
Professor When vs Glitter Dash
Winner- Glitter Dash
Rating-1.5/5
Round 1-3
Jack Tracker vs Cyber Blue
Winner- Jack Tracker
Rating- 1.5/5
Round 1-4
Yoshimuro vs Komodo
Winner- Yoshimuro
Rating- 2.5/5
Match 5- TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH
Intruder and Hijack (c) vs Enyu and Foo
Winners- Intruder and Hijack
Rating- 2.5/5
Round 2-1
Diablo vs Glitter Dash
Winner- Diablo
Rating- 1.5/5 because of course
Round 2-2
Jack Tracker vs Yoshimuro
Winner- Jack Tracker
Rating- 2.5/5
Match 8- WORLD TITLE MATCH
Domingo (c) vs Chester Blood
Winner- Domingo
Rating- 2/5
Match 9- March Madness Finals
Diablo vs Jack Tracker
Winner- Jack Tracker
Rating- 2.5/5
Overall Rating- 2/5
Overall, that was a show.
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Post by joshdoingthings on Feb 11, 2024 7:28:18 GMT -5
IT IS BACK AFTER.. *checks last post* an entire year. Oh no. Funnily enough, I haven’t transported this to MMGM so this will use the original game still. Lets hope this madness continues longer this time  Y1M4W1 Match 1- Rhiannon vs Zaubermeister Winner- Rhiannon Rating- 1.5/5 Match 2- Katana vs Autumn Winner- Autumn Rating- 2/5 Match 3- Reaver vs Shadow Winner- Reaver Rating- 2.5/5 Skit- The Numbskulls pull a prank on The Silencer. Do not pull pranks on people whose job it is to kill people. Rating- DUD (of course we return with a dud) Main Event- Concrete Charlie, El Tecnico Rojo and Zeta Quade vs Richie B, Intruder and Sharif Winner- Team 2 Rating- 2/5 Overall- 1.5/5 |
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Post by joshdoingthings on Feb 12, 2024 11:06:16 GMT -5
Y1M4W2- CONSISTENCY??? NEVER!
Match 1- Sisterhood vs The Lady Bugs
Winner- Sisterhood
Rating- 2.5/5
Skit- Grimcraft is a rather dramatic vampire bloke
Rating- 2/5
Match 2- Sweet Jane vs Magdalena
Winner- Sweet Jane
Rating- 2/5
Mic Spot- Carolina Candy claim to be the best women’s tag team (probably true imo)
Rating- 2.5/5
Match 3- Claymore vs Buddy Danger
Winner- Buddy Danger
Rating- 2/5
Main Event- TV TITLE Grifter (c) vs Jakob Hearse
Winner- Jakob Hearse
Rating- 1.5/5
Overall- 2/5
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