Wrestlemania V / Champ Clash V

[Dyno]

Haven't done one of these in a while.

"The Mega Dudes Explode"

- Rockin' Robin sings America the Beautiful
Hometown Pride w/Lyndi Harker

(1) King Haku w/Bobby Heenan vs Hercules
Savai'i w/The Thinker vs Ruffules

- Mean Gene interviews The Rockers
1on2 w/Honest Al - Neon Express

(2) Twin Towers w/Slick vs Neon Express
Willy Mammoth & Bail Bondsman w/Hacker vs Neon Express

- Tony Schiavone interviews Ted Dibiase w/Virgil
1on1 w/Rex Spectrum - Mr Tycoon w/Jupiter

(3) Ted Dibiase w/Virgil vs Brutus The Barber Beefcake
Mr Tycoon w/Jupiter vs Studmuffin

- Lord Alfred Hayes interviews The Bushwhackers at the Wrestlemania dinner
Comedic Sketch - Dungeon Masters

(4) Fabulous Rougeau Brothers w/Jimmy Hart vs The Bushwhackers
Fantastique French Berets w/Marty Mimosa vs Dungeon Masters

- Bushwhackers lick Sean Mooney in celebration
Into the crowd w/Dungeon Masters

(5) Mr Perfect vs Blue Blazer (TERRIFIC MATCH BY THE WAY)
Flawless One vs Hotshot

- Jesse Ventura salutes the crowd
Interruption - Cesar Sleaze & Dizzy Lixx

- Lord Alfred Hayes at the Wrestlemania 5K Run w/Mr Fuji
Pumping Iron - Johnny Kobra w/Mr Bonsai

- Wrestlemania Rap with Run DMC
Music Video - B-Boys & Pop King

- Mean Gene interviews Demolition
1on2 w/Honest Al - Destruction

(6) TAG-TEAM TITLE MATCH (3v2)
Powers Of Pain & Mr Fuji vs Demolition (C)
High Command vs Destruction (C)

- Tony Schiavone interviews Macho Man Randy Savage
1on1 w/Rex Spectrum - Valedictorian

(7) Dino Bravo w/Frenchy Martin vs Rugged Ronnie Garvin w/Jimmy Snuka
Mr Masculine w/Tennis Pro vs Bug Buster w/Haka Tonga

(8) Brain Busters w/Bobby Heenan vs Strike Force
Thompson Crew w/The Thinker vs Top Connection

- Mean Gene interviews Rick Martel
1on1 w/Honest Al - Ricardo Marceau

- Pipers Pit w/Brother Love & Morton Downey Jnr
O'Hooligans Pub w/Uncle Eros & The Schmuck

- Mean Gene previews No Holds Barred
Coming Attraction - Dude Brohan & Jupiter

- Sean Mooney interviews Donald Trump
Teeny's Playhouse w/Mr Tycoon

- Mean Gene interviews Hulk Hogan
1on1 w/Honest Al - Dude Brohan

(9) SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE MATCH (Referee: Big John Studd (Huge N Hairy))
Andre The Giant w/Bobby Heenan vs Jake The Snake Roberts w/Damian
Pierre The Enormous w/The Thinker vs Reptile Ranger w/Copperhead

- Tony Schiavone interviews Sensational Sherri
1on1 w/Rex Spectrum - Queen Of Mean

(10) Honky Tonk Man & Greg The Hammer Valentine w/Jimmy Hart vs Hart Foundation
Rock-A-Boys w/Marty Mimosa vs The Executors

(11) INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE MATCH (TV TITLE MATCH)
Ravishing Rick Rude w/Bobby Heenan vs Ultimate Warrior (C)
Exotic Rick w/The Thinker vs BuZZsaW (C)

(12) Bad News Brown vs Hacksaw Jim Duggan
Tupu vs Hardhat Bud Duncan

(13) Bobby Heenan w/Brooklyn Brawler vs Red Rooster
Tennis Pro w/Slugger Johnson vs Jobber Joe

- Mean Gene interviews Miss Elizabeth
1on1 w/Honest Al - Princess Starbright

(14) WORLD TITLE MATCH (Miss Elizabeth (Princess Starbright) in neutral corner)
Macho Man Randy Savage (C) vs Hulk Hogan
Valedictorian (C) vs Dude Brohan

SUMMARY
WE WANT SLICK (clap clap clapclapclap)!!  I figure here we could have an alt Hacker card that's available in the 80's called The Reverend, or something like that.  That'd work!

There's potential here for another "lower card" update where we get a bunch of Openers (Bushwhackers, Ronnie Garvin, Virgil (with a manager card for Tycoon), Terry Taylor) and midcard Bad News & Akeem (Willy alt would work).  As Just one of these (maybe Bad News and Bushwhackers aside) could be seen as disappointing on their own (unless we get Akeem & Slick).

Deserving of a solo update would be Tully for sure.  Although with Tessa already in the universe as a Thompson, you'd have to make him a third Thompson brother I think.

Oh a manager link for Starbright as Miss Elizabeth with Dude, Valedictorian (face) & Flex - come on, you know it works easily lol.

Maybe a new interviewer to replicate Sean Mooney?  (I always thought he was decent).

[Thumper Moore III]

Nicely said.

A Willy ALT as Akeem… what would be less overt cultural appropriation, ridiculous but OK in the modern age? Perhaps he could be reskinned as The Italian Stallion, hailing from deepest, darkest Sicily?

[Penguino]

Mar 19, 2023 16:21:24 GMT -5 Thumper Moore III said:

Nicely said.

A Willy ALT as Akeem… what would be less overt cultural appropriation, ridiculous but OK in the modern age? Perhaps he could be reskinned as The Italian Stallion, hailing from deepest, darkest Sicily?

I don’t even need Akeem I could just settle for a one man gang