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Post by Kip Whistler on Apr 22, 2023 8:44:30 GMT -5
One Fall - 30 Minute Time Limit
Mack Caliber vs. Chief Buffalo
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Post by The Mean Queen Jessie Aldean on Apr 22, 2023 14:38:28 GMT -5
chief buffalo is announced and stomps to the ring.
he sees a few kids sporting mack caliber branded shirts, and stops to blow his nose on them, or pretend he's wiping his butt.
before he climbs the stairs to the ring he looks down the camera, sneers and says "say bye bye to hip-hop hero bunny foo-foo!!"
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Post by “heartBROKEN” Mack Caliber on Apr 22, 2023 17:41:20 GMT -5
My music hits and I bust through the curtain with a microphone in hand.
Welcome to the Crash Carnival.
Hope you didn’t drive too far-nival.
Me and Buff are gonna spar-nival.
We’re gonna have a war-nival.
He might leave here with a scar-nival.
Gonna show y’all I’m a star-nival.
Then I’m headed to the bar-nival.
Where I might just smoke a cigar-nival.
While this is a bit bizarre-nival,
Maybe a bit subpar-nival,
But you are who you are-nival,
When you’re at the Crash Carnival.
I drop the microphone and head to the ring.
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Post by The Mean Queen Jessie Aldean on Apr 22, 2023 19:38:26 GMT -5
“C mere bunny foo foo!!!”
Buff charges at caliber but the smaller man ducks caliber bounces off the ropes and launches a diving lariat
Buff is staggered and mack runs back to try another, but this time buff catches him and turns it into a power slam before standing and roaring
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Post by The Mean Queen Jessie Aldean on Apr 23, 2023 8:08:22 GMT -5
buff gives mack some stomps, then picks him up for a belly to very big belly suplex. he tries a cover but the ref sees that he has his feet on the ropes. buff complains to the ref, and mack takes the opportunity to hit a european uppercut and back the big man up.
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Post by “heartBROKEN” Mack Caliber on Apr 23, 2023 10:05:16 GMT -5
I’m not gonna be bullied by anybody.
I shoosh the crowd and give Chief a huge chop across the chest, and he cringes in pain. I shoosh them again, wind up for another chop, but then just Pat him on the chest a couple times and back away. The crowd starts to laugh, which enrages Big Buff, who charges at me. I hit a drop toe hold and lock in the STF. It probably won’t get the job done, but it will at least weaken him for the Magnum Slug.
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Post by The Mean Queen Jessie Aldean on Apr 23, 2023 13:53:42 GMT -5
buff screams and pounds the ring
he looks a bit like a 300 plus pound baby
finally he rolls and gets mack under him, caliber rolls away before he gets smushed. buff gets up to a knee and mack hits him with a bulldog going for the pin, but only getting two
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Post by “heartBROKEN” Mack Caliber on Apr 23, 2023 17:19:34 GMT -5
I let Buff get up. He takes a wild swing at me and misses, and I mail a Blue Thunder Bomb. I wave my hand across my face, and land a fist drop. I give the signal for the Magnum Slug— let’s make this one quick.
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Post by The Mean Queen Jessie Aldean on Apr 24, 2023 15:50:55 GMT -5
(OOC: sorry i'm late to do the finish)
mack gets buffalo up, but looks a little unstable, having a hard time holding the big guy's weight.
buffalo starts to laugh, and a moment later pulls caliber down into a crucifix pin combination...but mack kicks out at 2.8
before caliber can get up, buffalo grabs him for a choke slam. mack turns over, and buffalo splashes his back, then reaches out and applies the crossface (buffalo) chicken wing. mack holds on for almost a minute and then has to tap out to buffalo's wild laughs.
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