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Post by Kip Whistler on Apr 25, 2023 17:25:05 GMT -5
Greetings, grapple fans!
We've got a lot to discuss in the wake of this past weekend's Crash Carnival event, but first let's talk about tonight's main event. We've got the former tag team champions Big Waves taking on the Tag Team OF DOOM! Chesterton Shredsbury will be looking to rebound from his loss in the JWA World Heavyweight Title match alongside his longtime friend Pierre The Enormous, while Chief Buffalo will be looking to continue the momentum he picked up in his victory over Mack Caliber this past weekend. Will Buffalo and DOOM be successful this time around? Will Pierre and Chesterton show us once again why they may be the greatest tag team in JWA history? We'll soon find out!
(The polls will be open for at least 24 hours. It doesn't matter who you vote for, just that you participate!)
This past weekend we saw a new JWA World Heavyweight Champion crowned, as "Relentless" Conor Caine picked up a victory by pinning Red Pirate Rogers in a three way match that also saw Chesterton Shredsbury as a challenger. It was a worthy main event, and we are now entering the Relentless Era in JWA following the record setting championship reign of Rogers. We expect to hear from the champ during tonight's broadcast, as well as from the former champion Rogers.
At Crash Carnival we saw Daisy Turner retain the JWA Women's World Championship in a hardcore rules 3 way match that, I have to be honest, got a bit out of hand. We saw Daisy, Veronica Chance, and Bambi Bambino put everything on the line in the name of capturing the title. In Bambi's case, it appears it may have shortened or even ended her career! In the end it was Daisy left standing as champion. We anticipate hearing from the champion tonight, and learning more about the special event she alluded to last week.
The JWA World Tag Team Championship remains in the grasp of "Lord" Taylor Thorin & Duke Mongoose, but not for a lack of effort on the part of Arizona Chance & Penguino. Indeed, the team of ZoneGuino fought valiantly and nearly captured the gold, only for persistent interference from Tembleberry and The Earl of Jackson to stop them. I'm getting the boys in the legal department together, but we're going to look into establishing some sort of ban from ringside for Duke and Thorin's entourage. It's completely unfair to anyone challenging them for those titles, and I always strive for championships to be won and lost fairly around here. I'm sure the champs won't like it, but that's the way it's got to be. They can complain all they want, but something must be done!
Let's start the show! Get out there and work your gimmick!
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Post by Duke Mongoose on Apr 25, 2023 17:36:20 GMT -5
Honest Sal: Fans, my guest at this time... one half of the JWA World Tag Team Champions, Duke Mongoose!
(The fans boo and hiss as Duke makes his way through the curtain and over to the podium. He is dressed in pink and black Zubaz pants, a hat with a giant feather, sunglasses, feathered boas, and a yellow t-shirt that reads "AND STILL". He poses at the podium for a moment)
Sal: Duke, you and "Lord" Taylor Thorin managed to retain the gold at Crash Carnival, so what's next for the champs?
Duke: Did I hear Whistler right at the start of this show? He said something about getting lawyers involved to keep Tembleberry and The Earl of Jackson away from the ring during our matches, didn't he?
Sal: Yes, I believe that was the gist of it.
Duke: That's ludicrous! Tembleberry and The Earl perform important duties for his Lordship and I while we're competing!
Sal: Like flagrantly interfering in your matches to help you retain?
Duke: Those two have never done anything of the sort! They offer clean, dry towels when we're sweaty! They offer bottles of the finest water when we're parched!
Sal: They offer brass knuckles when the referee isn't looking.
Duke: I don't like your tone, Sally Boy. Big Daddy Duke is a man above reproach! I ALWAYS abide by the rules when I'm in the ring. Everyone knows that!
Sal: So you're saying that even without Tembleberry and The Earl at ringside you and Thorin would be victorious?
Duke: Of course! We're the champs!
Sal: Okay then, prove it.
Duke: (dumbstruck) Uhh... what?
Sal: Prove you and Thorin can retain the titles without help. Leave them in the back during your next match as a sign of good faith.
Duke: I... You... We... BLARG!!!
(Duke shoves the podium over and storms away)
Sal: I guess we'll have to wait and see if Mr. Whistler gets Tembleberry and The Earl banned from ringside, or if Duke and Thorin decide to actually play by the rules. Either way, stay tuned to find out what's next, and don't go anywhere because we've got plenty more JWA Glory coming your way, including our big tag team main event!
Duke: (from way off camera) CALL YOUR GRANDMOTHER, SAL!
Sal: We'll be right back.
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Post by Daisy Turner on Apr 25, 2023 22:29:52 GMT -5
Daisy: First before my announcement I want to say something about Crash Carnival. I want to pay my respects to Veronica Chance and Bambi Bambino for giving everything you got into this match. That night further proved how much this Championship means to us. How much it means to be the leader of the Women's Division. We left most of our blood, sweat and tears in that ring and from what I've been told rumor has it Bambi may never wrestle again. I want to wish her a happy and safe recovery and I hope you can get back in the ring and prove why you are Bambi "Bam Bam" Bambino. As for Veronica, I don't know, I hope that after Crash Carnival we can still be friends and that I can still babysit adorable little Madison again. Now for my announcement. The fans get excited Daisy: After Crash Carnival I'm looking for some of the best and this time I'm not relying on random challenges I want the best of the best. This is why I am please to announce name obviously by yours truly... The Daisy World Cup. This will be hosted by myself and will take place outside of JWA. This will take place all around the globe. The winner will Immediately get a signed contract to JWA however, if someone's performance truly amazes me I'll consider giving them a contract too. And I even have made a poster if we can show it on the tron.  A whopping 28 Women have signed up to compete in this Tournament and they will all be announce at a later date. Now since this is a world tour its going to be all around the world so I'll have some friends of mine help put the shows together and I'll stay around JWA as your Women's Champion. My friends will give me the results of the match which I'll then relay to you guys. Thank you guys for your time that's all I have to say
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Apr 25, 2023 23:19:28 GMT -5
OOC: Sorry for the lateish post
*Rapture by Ross Bugden plays as I lumber my way to the ring with Chesterton on my shoulders and I crack my knuckles and scratch my back with the ring ropes*
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Post by Dark Mauler on Apr 25, 2023 23:57:10 GMT -5
Toni Cruise: Ladies and gentlemen, I’m joined tonight by a man who’s making his return to the JWA, and a former JWA champion at that, the Dutch Destroyer, Tommy End. Tommy, as you know Conor Caine won the JWA Championship on Sunday, putting an end to the reign of Red Pirate Rogers. Are you back to challenge for the title?
Tommy End: Not at the moment, although Conor can rest assured he’ll be in the crosshairs eventually.
Toni Cruise: Why have you returned, if not to chase the championship?
Tommy End: To put it simply I’m here to lay down a challenge to the former champion. Red, management told me you were taking a break, but I won’t be dissuaded. You don’t get to mope around at home just because you lost your title. I’m not going to let your fluke victory against me linger long in the minds of the fans, because as soon as you’re back I’m going to beat the tar out of you. I’m not just here for Red though, anyone on this roster who wants some can get some.
Toni Cruise: You’ve made your intentions known, Tommy, so thank you for your time.
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Chad Shredsbury
Main Eventer
The tide cannot be turning… there’s gold on the horizon
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Post by Chad Shredsbury on Apr 26, 2023 7:51:38 GMT -5
*following the entrance of Buffalo and TGWOD. **
Beeman. Let’s see who is going to start this thing off. It looks like The Greatest Professional Wrestler of Doom and Pierre are fixing to lock it up. That’s probably a good idea considering the tailspin Shredsbury has been in of late. And the fact that each of the other three men in this match are at least twice his size.
LeRay. Well at least half of what you just said is true. And Doom is looking very confident, albeit I’m not sure why when he’s looking up at Pierre the Enormous.
Beeman. Aherm! Excuse you, LeRay that’s the Greatest Professional Wrestler of Doom to you. A title this athlete has assuredly earned in the eyes of millions.
LeRay. Yes… assuredly he has. Wow! He also just earned a devastating chop from Pierre’s mighty ham hock. The Professional Wrestler of Doom staggers back into his corner.
Beeman. Greatest Professional.
LeRay. Pardon me again. Well. The Greatest Wrestler seems to be rethinking his strategies here.
Beeman. Greatest Professional Wrestler, LeRay.
LeRay. Will you stop! I mean… he just got rocked and now he’s doing jumping jacks. He should have warmed up before the match. What does he possibly expect to change here now? Oh, and now he hurt himself, shocker. He is limping around the ring.
Beeman. Oh that’s not good. Just a stinger I hope.
LeRay. He may have twisted an ankle. Guy weighs about 400 pounds and he’s doing jumping jacks in the ring. What is he thinking?
Beeman. He’s the Greatest Professional Wrestler of Doom, not the Greatest Professional Thinker of Doom!
LeRay. Well, whatever he is, Pierre got tired of waiting and now he is choking him.
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Apr 26, 2023 8:07:22 GMT -5
"ME BORED!!!!!!" *I lift DOOM up and powerbomb him repeatedly* "UP AND DOWN UP AND DOWN UP AND DOWN!!!!!"
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Post by The Mean Queen Jessie Aldean on Apr 26, 2023 8:55:39 GMT -5
(OOC: you know how we enter...not gonna go back and show off how awesome we are and how doomed these jabronis are)
tgpwod bounces a bit on the mat, and pierre flexes, but when he goes to tag in chesterton without blocking tgpwod.
in the opening, tgwpod rolls and tags buffalo whos leaning over the rope hard to make the tag. there are two fresh men in the ring...but not for long as buffalo spears chesterton hard enough to drive him into a pin, but buff lets him up after one and picks him up for a power slam and an obscene gesture at pierre.
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Post by Penguino on Apr 26, 2023 9:18:23 GMT -5
Toni Cruise is walking around backstage looking for an interview and comes across Johnny Kobra who seems to be looking around for Penguino.
Toni “Hey Johnny do you have any idea where Penguino is”
Johnny “No”
Johnny Kobra just walks away looking around and when he turns the corner Penguino comes jumping out of a random locker to the right.
Toni “There you are, I thin-“
Penguino “Yeah I know Johnny is looking for me, I’ve been hiding from him all week he’s been trying to give me the whole lecture on how I need to practice more and crap.”
Kenny Wynn walks by and shouts really loud “Hey Penguino What’s Up”
Penguino “Shut up Kenny”
Johnny Kobra heard Kenny and starts sprinting down the corner towards Penguino grabs him by the fur and throws the 90 pound Man-Penguin into a locker room where the camera man follows and opens the door letting Penguino run out and Toni Cruise is right on his tail, literally she steps on his tail multiple times while they are runnning and Toni starts talking between breaths.
Toni “Penguino I (Pant) wanted to know about (Pant) your feelings about how (pant) the tag title match (pant) ended.”
Penguino “I think everyone knows how I feel about it. I fought to cowards who instead of running would rather just screw everyone else over. If Arizona wanted to go another round with them I would definitely go after the chicken$#!+$ again but that’s up t9 him and I’m content with going for my first title win in the singles division.”
Penguino sprints faster to get away from Johnny and Toni just gives up and searches for someone else
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Apr 26, 2023 9:41:56 GMT -5
*I thump my chest at Buffalo who in his rage doesn't see Chesterton recover and gets rocked by a trio of dropkicks*
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Post by The Mean Queen Jessie Aldean on Apr 26, 2023 10:08:13 GMT -5
buffalo staggers and chesterton turns to tag in the big guy, but buffalo grabs him and throws him across the ring like a rag doll. then buff threatens pierre who is willing to climb in the ring, allowing tgpwod to choke a groggy chesterton in the corner.
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Apr 26, 2023 10:47:48 GMT -5
*I let out a roar in anger*
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Post by Thumper Moore III on Apr 26, 2023 12:45:58 GMT -5
Prior to the main event…
Dynamite by BTS rings out and Veronica Chance, accompanied by her husband, attempts to dance but is in too much pain to do much. Arizona taps his wife on the shoulder, tells her to calm down, and then dances with all his might, as if he’s dancing for both of them. Veronica smiles at her husband’s two left feet (think Triple H with the New Day). They head toward the announce podium where Hinest Sal awaits.
HONEST SAL: Arizona, Veronica, Crash Carnival did not go as planned.
ARIZONA: Not so much, Al.
VERONICA: Soooo close.
SAL: What’s next for the JWA’s most prominent power couple?
ARIZONA: I’m flattered that you think that, Sal.
VERONICA: But we actually do have plans.
ARIZONA: See, our birthdays are coming up, and we hatched a plan.
VERONICA: A trip around the world!
ARIZONA: See, we’ve realized that we’re both at a crossroads. We both need to figure things out, and the best way to do that is as a family.
VERONICA: So, we leave in the morning for Rio to meet with a mutual friend, and that starts a month-long journey of self-discovery and relationship building.
SAL: Relationship building?
ARIZONA: So, JWA, see you in studio in a month!
Hysteria by Muse begins to play as the Chances head out.
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Post by The Mean Queen Jessie Aldean on Apr 26, 2023 13:06:08 GMT -5
the tag team of doom cackles as they hammer on chesterton alone in the corner. taking turns tagging and applying stink faces. shredsbury slides down the corner and looks out of it, but when buffalo comes in and goes to set himself up for the buffalo charge, chesterton gets a foot up in time to get big buff in the family jewels.
buff wheels away and chesterton goes to try making the hot tag to pierre
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Chad Shredsbury
Main Eventer
The tide cannot be turning… there’s gold on the horizon
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Post by Chad Shredsbury on Apr 26, 2023 15:05:25 GMT -5
**did they have to hit multiple stink faces?! **
Beeman. That coward surfer just went low on the Chief and now he’s hightailing out of there to tag his partner! Stop him, Greatest Doomer of—
LeRay. Not so easy is it, Sean?
Beeman. Can it LeRay!
LeRay. Doom is trying to stop Chesterton but he’s far too slow. And in come Pierre who chops Doom across the chest! Look at that blubber ripple! Now the Enormous One has both of his opponents by their heads. And a double noggin knocker!
Beeman. This is not fair not one bit! Chief Doom and Great Buffalo… I can’t even!
LeRay. I think Sean Beeman is feeling the effects of that head collision from here!
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