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Post by The Mean Queen Jessie Aldean on May 17, 2023 9:01:03 GMT -5
through the ropes again, buffalo gets up, and pierre picks him up by the head, lifting him off the ground.
buffalo quickly slaps tgwod's hand to make a tag, pointing that his partner is the legal man.
pierre drops buff and picks up tgwod who kicks his legs and then slaps buffalo's hand to make a tag and shouts that buffalo is the legal man.
pierre keeps hold of twgod and picks up buffalo. both members of the tgttod start what looks like a kiddy slap fight so they tag each other over and over again...pierre laughs and gives them a noggin knocker and they fall to the ground.
pierre laughs, but buffalo and twgod reach up and pull his legs out from under him crashing him to the ground. then position him to pull him jewels first into the ring post...
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on May 17, 2023 9:09:29 GMT -5
Troglo: *yells and towers over Buffalo and DOOM* NO HURT FRIEND!!!!!!!!
*with Buffalo and DOOM distracted by Troglo yelling I free myself from the ring post*
LeRay: *checks his watch and it's been over 5 minutes* I could go for some filet mignon....
Beeman: What are you talking.... oh crap....
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Post by The Mean Queen Jessie Aldean on May 17, 2023 11:05:09 GMT -5
troglo chases tgttod around like a monster in a scooby doo cartoon...when suddenly buffalo stops, scoops up tgwod and tosses him into the ring.
buffalo and troglo begin to swap hefty punches...buff might not match up with pierre, but he's just as wild and crazy as troglo
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on May 17, 2023 11:11:58 GMT -5
LeRay: Uh-oh Troglo's mad....
Beeman: What can he do now...
LeRay: Only one thing and I think we're about to see it....
Troglo: TROGLO..... SMASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *he picks up Buffalo and piledrives him into the floor*
LeRay: PREHISTORIC DRIVER!!!!!
Beeman: I hate to admit it but that was impressive....
Troglo: *thumps his chest and roars*
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Chad Shredsbury
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Post by Chad Shredsbury on May 17, 2023 11:36:08 GMT -5
Beeman. What am I saying? Impressive or not that is grounds for an immediate disqualification! What is Jay Fairweather doing?
LeRay. Sean, I’ve long said they need a second official in these tag team bouts and you always disagree with me.
Beeman. Because you’re always wrong when you say it! But this is not right. A so called manager just leveled one of the competitors in this match!
LeRay. Doesn’t that also jive with your belief of “win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat?”
Beeman. I SO do not like you right now.
LeRay. Oh but the fans like this. Pierre has Doom up on his shoulders and Chesterton is coming off the top ropes for a Doomsday Device to the Greatest Professional Wrestler of Doom! Insult. Meet injury.
Beeman. Nothing about this is good at all!
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on May 17, 2023 12:56:25 GMT -5
LeRay: You're entitled to your wrong opinion....
Beeman: *too stunned to speak*
*Big Waves taunts DOOM by flexing and I sit on him*
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Post by “The Relentless” Conor Caine on May 17, 2023 14:21:43 GMT -5
We cut to a picture in picture, as Toni Cruise catches up with Conor Caine in a back corridor of JWA Studio. Conor’s dressed in street clothes, including a Relentless Aggression tee, with the JWA Title over his shoulder.
Toni: Conor, following your war of words with “Lord” Taylor Thorin’s servant, Tembleberry, on Chirpy last week, you’ve been booked in a handicap match against Tembleberry and Earl Ja- sorry, The Earl of Jackson, on Glory in two weeks time. How do you feel?
Caine: A match against who?! That’s ridiculous! To be clear, Toni: when I said what I said on Chirpy, I wasn’t talking to the monkey, my words were directed at the organ grinder. But that’s fine, Thorin will get the message in two weeks when I send Tembleberry crawling back to him with Earl Jackson’s head shoved up his a—
Toni: -Asssss there are likely kids watching this broadcast, I’ll go ahead and send it back to Sean and Mick at ringside!
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Post by Thumper Moore III on May 17, 2023 14:26:28 GMT -5
After leaving Kuala Lumpur and having an audience with the Dalai Lama…’s assistant, Arizona and Veronica moved westward through Dubai, then to Cairo, and north to Budapest, before embarking on a cross Europe train ride with stops in Vienna, Zurich, Versailles, and finally Barcelona.
A postcard-type picture displays on the Jerkatron of Arizona and Veronica eating tapas and drinking sangria at a restaurant, surrounded by Barca fans cheering on their home team. A caption underneath reads: “GREETINGS FROM BARCELONA— SEE YOU NEXT WEEK!” Arizona and Veronica’s signatures are autopenned underneath the message.
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Post by “heartBROKEN” Mack Caliber on May 17, 2023 14:31:05 GMT -5
We cut to a picture in picture, as Toni Cruise catches up with Conor Caine in a back corridor of JWA Studio. Conor’s dressed in street clothes, including a Relentless Aggression tee, with the JWA Title over his shoulder.Toni: Conor, following your war of words with “Lord” Taylor Thorin’s servant, Tembleberry, on Chirpy last week, you’ve been booked in a handicap match against Tembleberry and Earl Ja- sorry, The Earl of Jackson, on Glory in two weeks time. How do you feel? Caine: A match against who?! That’s ridiculous! To be clear, Toni: when I said what I said on Chirpy, I wasn’t talking to the monkey, my words were directed at the organ grinder. But that’s fine, Thorin will get the message in two weeks when I send Tembleberry crawling back to him with Earl Jackson’s head shoved up his a— Toni: -Asssss there are likely kids watching this broadcast, I’ll go ahead and send it back to Sean and Mick at ringside! As Conor walks back toward the locker room to watch the remainder of Glory, he sees me standing over Tembleberry and The Earl, who are lying on the ground in pain. They were planning on jumping you with your back turned. I caught em and their plan crashed and burned. I got your back next week too, but how’s this catch? You win, and you and me get a tag title match. Let’s run that by Kip, I think Relentless Aggression will have earned it. We bump fists and I accompany my partner back to the lockers. |
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Post by The Mean Queen Jessie Aldean on May 17, 2023 14:55:16 GMT -5
LeRay: You're entitled to your wrong opinion.... Beeman: *too stunned to speak* *Big Waves taunts DOOM by flexing and I sit on him* big waves have a big celebration, with troglo joining them on the apron. before anyone thinks to go for the pin, buffalo gets up shaky and reaches in to pull tgwod out to safety. they start limping to the back giving up on this fight being remotely fair...except troglo sees them and starts to shout, and everyone in the big waves camp comes out to bring tgttod back to the ring. |
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on May 17, 2023 15:32:02 GMT -5
Troglo: *roars at Buffalo and DOOM*
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Post by Chad Shredsbury on May 17, 2023 17:12:03 GMT -5
Doom and Buffalo look at each other. Then up at the ring. In almost perfect sync they both climb to the apron and into the ring. Well, Doom trips over the ropes and falls first but then they both begin trading blows with Big Waves.
LeRay. It’s turned into a Pier Six Brawl here in the JWA tonight!
Beeman. That’s the MOST dangerous pier!
LeRay. Indeed it is, Sean.
Beeman. This may not be a wise idea for Shredsbury. He’s a strong guy but simply can’t match power with the other men in this match.
LeRay. Correct again, but his speed has him landing three or four shots for every one delivered by Doom. And Pierre and Buffalo are just trading heavy blows and staggering one another. That’s pure strong style right there!
Beeman. Doom drops the Surfer with a haymaker. And he’s looking for a splash! But Shredsbury rolls away in A move that probably saved his life.
LeRay. Meanwhile Pier Six is turning into Pierre’s Pier at the moment as Buffalo staggers back into the corner. Pierre picks up his tv team partner… and launches Chesterton feet first into Doom as he tries to get up! Doom is back on the mat!
Beeman. Alright, Fairweather, it’s time to get this one under control, for crying out loud!
LeRay. Wow. Doom is on his back for five seconds and the blubber is still rippling from that Hang 10. Big Wavs are just watching that skin flap around. It’s disgustingly mesmerizing.
Beeman. Yes. Even I will admit that was some serious lard surfing by Chesterton. But here come the Chief clobbering both men from behind! Now we are talking! What great strategy by the Team of Doom!!!
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on May 17, 2023 17:25:17 GMT -5
LeRay: The prosecution rests I find Sean Beeman guilty of hypocrisy sentencing: Filet Mignon
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Post by The Mean Queen Jessie Aldean on May 18, 2023 5:20:58 GMT -5
buffalo bellies up to chesterton and bumps him across the ring, he goes to do the same to pierre but pierre just laughs. chesterton gets up and launches himself onto buff's back, but before pierre can take advantage doom jumps on his. there's a brief game of chicken before troglo leaps into the fray from the turnbuckle and levels all of them.
finally jay fairweather throws up his hands and calls for the bell. it's a double dq draw.
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