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Post by Kip Whistler on Jul 25, 2023 16:25:00 GMT -5
Tables Match - Omega Satyros vs. Chief Buffalo
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Post by Omega Satyros on Jul 26, 2023 7:37:49 GMT -5
Wink: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to tonight's show. Our opening contest will be a Tables Match. In order to win, one of these combatants will have to put their opponent through a table. Our first combatant, from the Hills of Arcadia, The Mask, The Myth, The Legend, OMEGA SATYROS!
Andromeda began to play as Omega walked out to the ring, soaking in his first PPV.
LeRay: That's right folks, this is sure to be an exciting match as Omega Satyros takes on Chief Buffalo. With one of the biggest crowd-pleasing conclusions.
Beeman: Speaking of crowd-pleasing, Omega's gonna be lucky to escape this match without an injury, let alone escaping with the win.
LeRay: I swear, what is you problem with this new star of JWA?
Beeman: This goat-faced punk is an absolute fraud, and I'll prove it next week on Glory.
Wink: And his opponent, hailing from the Range, CHIEF BUFFALO!
Beeman: And here comes the winner of this match. There's no way that Omega will be able to put all 375 pounds of this behemoth through a table. He's going to be picking splinters out of his fake fur for a week.
LeRay: Well, our match is under way.
Omega starts the match locking up with the Chief, his mat prowess no initial match for Buffalo's sheer size. Chief gets him into a headlock.
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Post by The Mean Queen Jessie Aldean on Jul 26, 2023 9:34:59 GMT -5
buffalo holds omega satyros close to his pit and laughs. then takes a few big steps and gives a bulldog to the cloven hoofed hotshot. he flips him over and tries to pin, but referee f.x. mccrory shakes his head and points to the tables.
buffalo stands up and glares daggers at the ref. satyros takes advantage of the distraction and hits him with a quick kick to the chin, scrambles up and lands a savate kick to the gut, then bounces off the ropes and hits a guiolltine kick to the back of buffalo's head.
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Post by The Mean Queen Jessie Aldean on Jul 26, 2023 13:24:11 GMT -5
satyros takes the advantage to chop and kick buffalo back into a corner. winded, buffalo slumps back and satyros dives outside to pull a table from below the ring and start setting it up. the announcers talk about buffalo going over the top and having gravity help crack the table, but before it can get set up, buffalo is standing up and knocks satyros off his feet and into the steel steps with a flying shoulder tackle.
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Post by Omega Satyros on Jul 26, 2023 14:23:32 GMT -5
Beeman: Should've taken Chief Buffalo down when he had the chance.
LeRay: It's never too late when it comes to Tables Matches, Beeman. All it takes is one slip up for your opponent to end it altogether.
Omega tumbles over the stairs, but takes advantage of the distance made to head into the ring. Buffalo chases after him, getting a Satyr Kick as he gets to his feet. Left dazed, Omega hits the Exodus of Helios on Buffalo. Omega rolls him out of the ring onto a table set up at ringside. It bowed under the Chief's weight, his legs dangling off the end as Omega heads up to the top turnbuckle, looking to hit the Satyr Sault.
LeRay: It's looking like the end folks. Unless Chief Buffalo can get up after Omega's finisher, he's going right through that table
Beeman: If anyone can do it, it's the Chief, no doubt that fraud Omega is going to be picked splinters out for the next week.
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Post by Omega Satyros on Jul 26, 2023 18:53:47 GMT -5
Omega looks out at the fans, and hesitates for just a moment.
Then he closes his eyes, makes the sign of Pan across his chest, and leaps off the top turnbuckle for the Satyr Sault.
Time almost seemed to slow from his perspective as he drifted above the ground, with the sound of cheers tuning back in accompanied by the crunch of a shattered table as he landed the move.
LeRay: HE'S DONE IT! HE'S WON THE MATCH! HE PUT CHIEF BUFFALO THROUGH THE TABLE! So much for Omega being a fraud, huh Beeman.
Beeman: What does that prove? He caught a lucky break. Guarantee the other 9 times out of 10 Buffalo wins this match.
LeRay: It doesn't matter what would happen in any hypothetical matches, what matters is what we just witnessed here tonight as Omega Satyros has won his first Pay Per View match here in JWA.
Beeman: He got the win tonight, but I'm still going to show you all what this punk really is.
McCrory raises Omega's hand in victory as Andromeda plays, stood over Chief Buffalo's prone body, soaking in his moment of triumph.
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