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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Aug 2, 2023 9:46:44 GMT -5
*Troglo saw what Johnny did and glares daggers in his soul*
Johnny: WHAT?
Troglo: YOU. *snort* HURT. TINY. FRIEND. *Troglo lets out an inhuman roar*
Johnny: Uh-oh....
*Teoglo chases Johnny around the ring with the intent to harm*
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Post by Duke Mongoose on Aug 2, 2023 11:20:33 GMT -5
(Duke jumps down off the ring apron to put himself between Troglo and Johnny Kobra)
LeRay: I don't think this is wise.
Beeman: I agree. Duke is leaving the match up to the bird brain!
LeRay: There's no love lost between Mongoose and Kobra, but at least for tonight Johnny is working on Duke's side. I'm not sure Duke wants to get into a tussle with Troglo if he can avoid it.
Beeman: Any contact with Troglo should be avoided. If you think Pierre's belches are bad...
(Duke grabs Troglo in a double chicken wing, holding him open for an attack by Johnny Kobra)
LeRay: And now Duke is getting physically involved with Troglo at ringside!
Beeman: Look on the bright side - if Johnny connects with this kick Troglo's going to get a nice nap and he won't be able to interfere in the match!
(Almost as if on cue, Troglo escapes just in time for Duke to be left taking a standing round kick to the jaw from Johnny Kobra)
Beeman: OH NO!
LeRay: Oh no is right! Not only did Kobra just KO his own man, but now he's put the entire match in the hands of Penguino!
Beeman: Get that referee Jay Fairweather to call a time out!
LeRay: A WHAT? Give me a break.
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Aug 2, 2023 11:28:06 GMT -5
*Penguino can't help but snicker to himself but he focuses on hitting the himbo and Chesterton is getting woozy*
Chesterton: Need... to... get... back... to... Big.... Bro....
*I thump my chest in an attempt to hype Chesterton up*
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Post by Dark Mauler on Aug 2, 2023 12:45:05 GMT -5
Honest Sal: Ladies and gentlemen, I’m here tonight with Tommy End. Tommy, you got another win against Red Pirate Rogers at Fortune and Glory. Are you done with Rogers, or is he still your current target?
Tommy End: Yes, I am done with Rogers.
Honest Sal: Who are you looking to face next?
Tommy End: I am looking to reignite an old rivalry, one of the most brutal in my career so far, and one that didn’t even really have a proper ending. Conor Caine, you and I both know it was only a matter of time until we faced off again. The last time we fought, you had to ally yourself with your worst enemy, Insane, to beat me. That’s not an option this time. It’ll be me and you, one on one, for that JWA Championship. I need to get my win back, and you need to prove you can beat me by yourself. I know you’re more than willing to run it back. So let’s do it Caine.
Honest Sal: Strong words from you, Tommy. We’ll see how Conor Caine responds.
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Post by Penguino on Aug 2, 2023 14:25:27 GMT -5
Penguino still with a smile on his beak goes around Shredsbury into a rear position
LeRay “Oh boy Sean this could be all she wrote. He’s going for the three rolling German suplexes.”
Beeman “C’mon do it for the big daddy Penguino.”
LeRay “He lifts him up but no Chesterton flips over and out of the German and flings back into Pierre’s arms.”
Beeman “Nice giant right, RIGHT!”
LeRay “It doesn’t seem like it partner as now Pierre is grabbing Penguino by the head and he throws him into the corner and squishes him in with his big body. Now Pierre is talking but look out sliding penguin going beak first into the already damaged leg of Pierre after the leg sweeps. The giant goes down and now the seemingly David here needs to figure out a way to hit his finisher on him.”
Beeman “Yeah but the stupid bird can’t lift up Pierre.”
LeRay “No but Duke is recovering on the outside now. While still being angered and hurt Penguino tags him in and Mongoose is calling out “Call Your Grandmother This Ones Over.” And if he applies this here he may be right.”
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Post by Duke Mongoose on Aug 2, 2023 14:50:41 GMT -5
(Duke slaps the downed Pierre into The Cobra Clutch. Pierre gets back to his feet, but Duke is riding on his back)
LeRay: Pierre is carrying Duke piggyback around the ring but he can't escape the Cobra Clutch!
Beeman: We're going to see a repeat from a few weeks ago, LeRay! The giant is going night-night!
LeRay: Unfortunately for Pierre, Chesterton is still a bit rattled outside the ring and isn't able to make the save.
Beeman: "Rattled" is a permanent state of being for Shredsbury.
LeRay: Jay Fairweather steps in to check on the big man, who has dropped back down to a knee. The arm drops once... twice...
Beeman: C'mon! Three times a lady!
LeRay: Has Duke put the Enormous one to sleep?
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Aug 2, 2023 15:14:02 GMT -5
*My hand slowly starts dropping but as it's about to drop fully I get a rush of adrenaline and stomp on Duke's foot to break the hold....*
Beeman: I HATE IT HERE I WANT TO GO HOME!!!!
LeRay: Then give me your paycheck....
Pierre: MUST. KEEP. FIGHTING!!!!!!!! *I reverse Duke's grip and catch him in a double underhook suplex*
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Post by “The Relentless” Conor Caine on Aug 2, 2023 15:31:48 GMT -5
We cut to backstage where Toni Cruz is running up on Conor Caine in the locker room.
TONI: Conor, can I have a word? Tommy End has just issued a challenge for your JWA tile...
CAINE: I heard what he said Toni, and everything he said was true - more or less. Things didn't finish clean the last time we bumped heads and, just like the Dutch Destroyer, I've been waiting for the opportunity to run it back. And when could be better than right now? Tommy's just got through defeating Red Pirate Rogers, the man who took me to my limit in order to win this title. Tommy's looking stronger than he ever has before, and I'm on the top of my game. We're both rid of all distractions and all excuses, which means it all comes down to talent and determination. So I accept your challenge Tommy: let's do this one more time and finally see who comes out on top when it's just you and me, and it's all on the line.
Caine holds the JWA title up to the camera for a moment, before slinging it back over his shoulder and walking off.
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Post by Chad Shredsbury on Aug 2, 2023 16:39:48 GMT -5
LeRay. A clearly gassed giant staggers back into the corner where Chesterton slaps his shoulder, springs off the top rope, then onto his Enormous partner’s shoulders and delivers a whopping 450 splash to Duke. One-two- Penguino slides in to break up the pin! I thought he had him.
Beeman. (Sweating profusely). Never had a doubt in my mind, LeRay!
LeRay. All four competitions are leaving it all in the ring here tonight, Sean!
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Post by Duke Mongoose on Aug 2, 2023 17:50:09 GMT -5
LeRay: Chesterton scoops up Duke and puts him upside down in the corner. It looks like he's setting up for the Hang 10!
Beeman: I never thought I'd say this, but... PENGUINO! DO SOMETHING!
LeRay: Chesterton mounts the top rope as Duke is struggling to get unstuck - hold on, Beeman! Your prayer has been answered, as Penguino beaks Chesterton's bare foot, causing a momentary distraction!
Beeman: That bird brain's not so bad after all.
LeRay: The referee is escorting Penguino back to his corner under threat of disqualification, and OH MY! Duke Mongoose sits up, rakes Shredsbury's eyes, and takes him down with a top rope overhead belly to belly suplex!
(Duke frees himself from the turnbuckle and makes a tag to Penguino. Duke then immediately runs across the ring and leaps at Pierre with a cross body, taking Pierre off the ring apron)
Beeman: Whoa! I've never seen Duke fly like that before!
LeRay: Meanwhile, in the ring, Penguino has Chesterton hooked - ICEBREAKER! Cover by Penguino!
*One...Two......Three*
Beeman: They did it? I mean - THEY DID IT! I knew Penguino was the right choice all along!
LeRay: Would you stop that? When this match started you hated Penguino, and now he's your favorite guy? Please.
Beeman: Oh shut up, LeRay! Let me enjoy this moment!
(A jovial Duke Mongoose climbs back into the ring and lifts Penguino high above his head, like a father holding his infant son. Duke beams with pride as the referee hands them their tag team championship belts)
LeRay: This certainly is a surreal moment, as Duke Mongoose & Penguino are the NEW JWA World Tag Team Champions.
Beeman: Do you think I can get them to join the Beeman Family? I could use guys like them to help me expose that fraud Satyros.
LeRay: I don't think now would be the time to ask. I'm sure it's going to be one incredibly awkward celebration later tonight for these two along with Johnny Kobra. Fans, we'll see you next week! Good night!
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