JWA Glory Episode 154 - Duke Mongoose vs. Troglo

[Thumper Moore III]

Aug 30, 2023 14:03:02 GMT -5 Pierre The Enormous said:

Aug 30, 2023 1:03:13 GMT -5 Daisy Turner said:

OOC: Sorry for forgetting to mention this but there might be some lines featuring you guys

Joel: So, here is where the losers hang around

Arizona: You better watch your mouth. This locker room is for the elite athletes not for cheating punks like you

Joel: Whatever, I could mop the floor with all you loser

Conor: Are you sure about that. Let me remind you who the world champion is

Joel: Please, that belt means nothing. My girl, Winter Hex has the most prestigious championship in JWA. Yours is equivalent to the WW's 24/7 Championship.

A knock on the door

Joel: Oh who is it this time. Is it Diablo coming back for a beating- (he looks over)

Daisy: So. Three years, and it's over just like that, wow. And I really thought you were the one

Joel: Well you're just a stupid bimbo for believing I ever loved you. The only reason we got together in high school was because of a bet. And now, I'm free from your craziness. Also let me remind you this is the Men's locker so if you don't mind (he shoves her)

Chesterton: Hey don't do that!

Joel: Oh what is she going to do? Cry? Please I've known her for years she won't do that to someone she lov-

Daisy shoves Joel into the locker and throws him down, she ground and pounds him with multiple fury punches straight to the face. The guys intervene and try to restrain Daisy from doing anymore damage to Joel (even if he deserves it)

Daisy: (While being taken out) I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!

(Insert names) stay with Daisy to prevent her from coming back in

*I overhear the commotion and as Chief is rampaging threw the buffet area Joel is getting back up and bumps into me on purpose*

Joel: Ow..... 

Pierre: Look kid.... there's two things in life you don't do... 1 break someone's heart...

Joel: *weakly but with an attitude* what's the.... other....

Pierre: Don't piss off a giant.... *I pick Joel up in a bearhug and he quickly passes back out in the wood heap*

Arizona saunters over to the heap after the giants do their dirty work. He kneels down next to Joel’s chest, and calmly says, “You would do well to listen to those guys.” Arizona then, as quick as lightning, reaches out and flicks Joel square in the beanbag. “Treat your women with respect, dumbass.” He then walks away, leaving Joel writhing in pain.

[Omega Satyros]

Aug 30, 2023 15:35:10 GMT -5 Thumper Moore III said:

Aug 30, 2023 14:03:02 GMT -5 Pierre The Enormous said:

*I overhear the commotion and as Chief is rampaging threw the buffet area Joel is getting back up and bumps into me on purpose*

Joel: Ow..... 

Pierre: Look kid.... there's two things in life you don't do... 1 break someone's heart...

Joel: *weakly but with an attitude* what's the.... other....

Pierre: Don't piss off a giant.... *I pick Joel up in a bearhug and he quickly passes back out in the wood heap*

Arizona saunters over to the heap after the giants do their dirty work. He kneels down next to Joel’s chest, and calmly says, “You would do well to listen to those guys.” Arizona then, as quick as lightning, reaches out and flicks Joel square in the beanbag. “Treat your women with respect, dumbass.” He then walks away, leaving Joel writhing in pain.

Omega walks in, seeing the rightly due carnage. He walks up to Joel, who had backed up to a corner after everything that happened.

Omega: Let me tell you from experience, tread carefully when it comes to ended a relationship with someone with supernatural power. Winter Hex will ruin you if you hurt her. And it looks like a lot of guys have taught you the lesson you deserve after what you did to embarrass Daisy.

He drags Joel to his feet.

Omega: Don't step foot in this locker room again.

Omega knees him below the waist, before dragging him out of the room, going off and finding Diablo keeping an eye on Daisy.

Omega: Punk's luck he'd never be cleared to face any of us in the ring.

Diablo: Definitely, although, I might see if I can pull some strings and get a match for you to get out all your anger with him, if you want Daisy.

[Duke Mongoose]

LeRay: Duke Mongoose manages to escape the ring once again following Troglo's, well, how to I put that?

Beeman: Flagrant Flatulence?

LeRay: That'll do. Hold on a second, what is Duke doing?

(Duke grabs Huggy Bear off the ring apron, which immediately catches Troglo's attention. Troglo leaps over the top rope with incredible agility and lands directly in front of Duke)

Duke: Don't move! One more step and the bear gets it! You understand? You better call your prehistoric grandmother, you big lummox! This match is over! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!?!

Beeman: Finally that creepy bear isn't looking at me anymore.

LeRay: Troglo looks conflicted, and who can blame him? Duke has his best friend in danger!

Duke: Tell that referee that you give up! Give up or else!

Huggy Bear: (in a thought bubble) Were those tacos my last meal?

LeRay: Will Troglo give up to save his buddy?

Beeman: Does Troglo understand the situation Duke has presented him? That's the better question.

[Pierre The Enormous]

*Troglo growls at Duke and lets out a massive yell*

Troglo: LET HUGGY GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Duke: THEN QUIT!!!!!!

Troglo: TROGLO NEVER QUIT!!!!!!

Duke: Then he gets it.....

Huggy Bear: *glares at Duke and in a thought bubble* UNHAND ME BEFORE I SCHOOL YOU IN WHAT I LEARNED AT HARVARD

Duke: *confused since to him Huggy is just stuffed but he has a little temper on him at the moment*

*with Duke distracted Troglo gets Huggy back from Duke and places him safely back on the apron and turns his attention back to Duke*

Troglo: TROGLO TURN HURT YOU!!!!!!!!! *he back in the ring and sets Duke up.....*

Leray: He's going for it....

Beeman: I can't watch

Huggy: *in a thought bubble* You better or you're next....

Troglo: TROGLO SMASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Leray: PREHISTORIC PILEDRIVER

Troglo: *goes for the cover by sitting on Duke*

[Duke Mongoose]

*One...Two......*

(In a final act of desperation, Duke grabs Huggy Bear from the apron and tosses him at Troglo. Troglo instinctively catches Huggy, but in doing so stands up, breaking the pinfall attempt)

LeRay: For the second time tonight we see Huggy Bear getting involved in the match.

Beeman: He's pretty busy for an "inanimate object".

LeRay: Troglo is tending to his friend, and here comes Duke from behind - Cobra Clutch applied!

Beeman: It's time for Troglo and his bear to snuggle up because it's bed time!

LeRay: Indeed, referee Jack LeBiggun checks on Troglo and calls for the bell. Duke Mongoose is your winner by submission!

Beeman: Good. Now I won't have to deal with that stupid bear staring into my soul with his cold, dead eyes.

(Duke poses on the turnbuckles as the fans boo. Meanwhile, Troglo is fast asleep on his back in the center of the ring with Huggy Bear sitting on his chest, staring at Duke menacingly)

Huggy Bear: (in a thought bubble) You may have won this round, but we'll win the war...

LeRay: Fans, what a whirlwind evening we've had. For Sean Beeman, I'm Mick LeRay reminding you to join us next week for more JWA action. Good night!