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Post by Kip Whistler on Aug 29, 2023 17:19:43 GMT -5
Greetings, grapple fans!
Tonight's main event is a very special match, as Troglo comes out of retirement to seek revenge against Duke Mongoose on behalf of his friends Pierre The Enormous and Chesterton Shredsbury! We've seen Troglo most recently in something of a supporting role for former tag team champions Big Waves, but he's making an exception and coming out of retirement to attempt to shut the big mouth of Duke Mongoose. Duke and Penguino managed to take the World Tag Team Championship away from Pierre and Chesterton, but it's unlikely that Duke will have any support tonight from his partner. Will Troglo smash the "puny goose man"? Will Duke prove that he isn't all just talk? We're moments away from finding out!
(The polls will be open for at least 24 hours. It doesn't matter who you vote for, just that you participate!)
Coming up in just two weeks is Super Glory, and tonight's match is a preview of sorts of that card, as Big Waves will get another shot at the World Tag Team Championship when they challenge Duke Mongoose & Penguino. Also set for that show is a Women's World Championship match as fierce rivals Daisy Turner and Winter Hex will do battle for the belt. As if their rivalry needed any more fuel, it appears that Miss Jessie and Winter Hex have made things personal by bringing in Daisy's long time boyfriend, or should I say ex-boyfriend? Is there no depth to which the witch won't stoop? Keep in mind that Sakura Watanabe and Chief Buffalo are always waiting in the periphery, having been drawn into this conflict as well.
Super Glory is capped off by the highly anticipated World Heavyweight Championship match between "Relentless" Conor Caine and Tommy End. The intensity from these two is palpable from just the war of words they've exchanged over the past few weeks. Tensions are high, and I worry things might explode before we make it to Super Glory!
Last week we saw rising star Omega Satyros pick up a major victory over the returning Franchise of JWA, Arizona Chance. It was a hard fought, back and forth contest, but at the end it was Satyros standing tall. That's sure to irk "Savvy" Sean Beeman and his Family, and I don't imagine that Arizona will be taking this loss too well either.
Last week we also saw Red Pirate Rogers and his crew in the private locker room of "Lord" Taylor Thorin. I can't begin to imagine how upset their antics have made his Lordship.
Let's not waste any more time. Get out there and work your gimmick!
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Post by Duke Mongoose on Aug 29, 2023 17:28:16 GMT -5
("Fatal Charm" by Billy Idol plays and Duke Mongoose prances his way to the ring while the fans shower him with boos)
LeRay: A familiar sight here on JWA Glory, but unfamiliar will be the man that Duke is facing here tonight.
Beeman: Troglo was a wildman in his prime, so can you imagine how dangerous he's going to be now that he's been away from civilization?
LeRay: I've been led to believe that Troglo's affiliation with Big Waves has mellowed him a bit. Humanized him, if you will.
Beeman: Humanized? Have you seen that guy eat? Disgraceful!
(Duke steps through the ropes and poses, shaking his hips at some ladies in the front row who seem nonplussed)
LeRay: Duke certainly has his signature bravado, but will the mood change when his opponent shows up? It's worth noting that Duke's tag team championship partner, Penguino, is absent from ringside, as is Johnny Kobra.
Beeman: I'll bet Troglo has Pierre and that surfer idiot with him. Doesn't seem fair to me!
LeRay: I guess we'll find out, won't we? Fans, stay tuned!
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Aug 29, 2023 17:32:43 GMT -5
*Cavemen Rejoice echoes throughout the arena as Troglo lumbers his way to the ring with Huggy Bear on his back absent is Big Waves as they opted to let Troglo manhandle Duke by himself*
Beeman: That Neanderthal made a mistake of showing up tonight....
LeRay: Duke messed around and now he's gonna find out
Troglo: Huggy.... stay... here.... *he sits Huggy Bear down by the commentary table next to Beeman and Leray*
Beeman: Oh great I have to sit next to a stuffed animal...
Troglo: *growls at Beeman as if warning him not to hurt Huggy's feelings*
Huggy: *In a thought bubble* I'll have you know I went to Harvard and I'm studying how to kick your butt....
Troglo: *makes his way back to the ring and scratches his back with the ring ropes*
*The bell rings*
*Troglo stares at Duke who is trying to challenge him to a test of strength*
Troglo: Puny.... *snort* man.... *he locks up with Duke and is able to easily overpower him to a corner and begins delivering chops to the goose*
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Post by Duke Mongoose on Aug 29, 2023 18:38:07 GMT -5
Beeman: Is it just me or this thing giving me the stink eye?
LeRay: Huggy Bear is an inanimate object, Sean. He can't scowl at you. Meanwhile, in the ring, Duke manages to block a chop from Troglo and fires back with a series of knife edge chops to the chest, but they appear to be having little to no effect on the caveman.
Beeman: Duke may need to change up his strategy against someone so... primitive.
LeRay: Mongoose with a big kick to belly of Troglo - WHOA! Did Troglo just belch a literal fireball?!?!
Beeman: Get out of there, Duke! Hey! LeBiggun! Do something! That's not legal!
(Troglo rubs his belly and laughs in the center of the ring. Duke is trying to recompose himself on the outside of the ring. Referee Jack LeBiggun seems very confused as to how Troglo was able to belch fire in the first place)
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Aug 29, 2023 18:54:16 GMT -5
Troglo is taunting Duke to come back in the ring and he does so
Troglo: *continuing to rub his belly as if to say punch it*
Beeman: What is that oaf doing now....
Leray: It seems he wants Duke to punch his belly....
Beeman: He better not fall for it....
Duke: *reluctantly punches Troglo's belly*
Troglo: *belly laughs and lands a series of punches across Duke's face*
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Post by Omega Satyros on Aug 29, 2023 21:15:34 GMT -5
Toni: I am with Omega Satyros, and Omega, I've got to say, neither me nor Sal have been able to get word with you this past week, any reason for that?
Omega: Well, part of it is the recovery one needs after the showcase me and Arizona put on last week. But also, I have a hunch on where the questions might lead.
Toni: Well, with that big match with Arizona out of the way, what are your plans with Beeman Family?
Omega: And my hunch was correct. After a match like that, it felt almost disrespectful to Arizona to immediately go from that match back to beefing with Beeman's squad of jobbers.
Toni: Speaking of disrespectful, a few people have questioned your use of the Last Crusade during said match.
Omega: Heh, at some point in the matchup, you're willing to try anything to get the upper hand, and I wanted to let Arizona know my focus was on him.
Toni: Well, you've given the time for that match with Arizona to sink in and get it's praises and dues, what's next?
Omega: Well, I'd like to believe me and Arizona have got a mutual respect going on, and with lack of a secondary title to go after, perhaps it's time for some Living History to strike the tag division. Of course Big Waves has the tag title match at Super Glory, so my plans for that night boil down to if Beeman can manage to find anyone more than the slack-jaw lackeys that it took three of them to hold Daisy Turner down last week and force her to watch her now ex-boyfriend making out with Winter Hex. Not cool by the way Joel.
And well, I'll let Beeman announce next week if he's managed to find someone, and then I'll announce my plans for Super Glory.
Meanwhile, in the locker room, Joel is just kind of standing around while Diablo is doing some work with some visiting students at the Power School, the students head off to watch the current match.
Diablo: Well, Joel was it? Looking a little lost.
Joel: Uh, I'm just waiting for Winter and Miss Jessie to get back. They're heading around to find Miss Jessie a proper plus 1.
Diablo: You have any interest in getting into this business, or are you just extra eye candy?
Joel: Uh, I mean, I'm open to trying. Why do you ask?
Diablo: Just was thinking you might be a good fit for in El Infierno.
Joel: Really? I'm quite honored you'd offer.
Diablo: Offer? Oh wait, you thought I was offering to train you at my own wrestling school. Absolutely not. I was saying cheating scumbags like you deserve to rot in hell.
Diablo walks off, leaving Joel alone in the locker room, looking all the more confused.
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Post by Daisy Turner on Aug 30, 2023 1:03:13 GMT -5
OOC: Sorry for forgetting to mention this but there might be some lines featuring you guys
Joel: So, here is where the losers hang around
Arizona: You better watch your mouth. This locker room is for the elite athletes not for cheating punks like you
Joel: Whatever, I could mop the floor with all you loser
Conor: Are you sure about that. Let me remind you who the world champion is
Joel: Please, that belt means nothing. My girl, Winter Hex has the most prestigious championship in JWA. Yours is equivalent to the WW's 24/7 Championship.
A knock on the door
Joel: Oh who is it this time. Is it Diablo coming back for a beating- (he looks over)
Daisy: So. Three years, and it's over just like that, wow. And I really thought you were the one
Joel: Well you're just a stupid bimbo for believing I ever loved you. The only reason we got together in high school was because of a bet. And now, I'm free from your craziness. Also let me remind you this is the Men's locker so if you don't mind (he shoves her)
Chesterton: Hey don't do that!
Joel: Oh what is she going to do? Cry? Please I've known her for years she won't do that to someone she lov-
Daisy shoves Joel into the locker and throws him down, she ground and pounds him with multiple fury punches straight to the face. The guys intervene and try to restrain Daisy from doing anymore damage to Joel (even if he deserves it)
Daisy: (While being taken out) I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!
(Insert names) stay with Daisy to prevent her from coming back in
OOC: The insert name is for if anyone wants to add their name to it and stay with Daisy
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Post by Duke Mongoose on Aug 30, 2023 6:27:38 GMT -5
Beeman: I swear this thing is giving me the evil eye!
LeRay: And I'm telling you, Sean, that Huggy Bear isn't alive!
Huggy Bear: (in a thought bubble) Shows how much you know, pal.
LeRay: Duke Mongoose has not been able to get out of the blocks in this one, as Troglo sends him across the ring and catches him coming back with a big overhead press slam!
Beeman: I find it convenient that we're all just letting the fact that Troglo can breathe fire go. Seems kinda important!
LeRay: Troglo mounts the second turnbuckle and comes off for a big caveman splash, but Duke gets a boot up! Troglo is stunned!
Beeman: That's more like it!
LeRay: Duke lays in a series of right hands, which have Troglo staggered. Duke hits the ropes and takes down Troglo with the Running Neck Breaker Drop! Cover by Duke but Troglo escapes at one!
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Aug 30, 2023 7:59:59 GMT -5
Leray: I'm sorry for my co-host being paranoid Huggy
Beeman: Oh great now HE'S talking to him....
Huggy: *in a thought bubble* Troglo's gonna beat your guy up senseless.....
Beeman: Oh god.....
Troglo: *a sadistic grin appears on his face and he gets an idea*
Leray: Troglo's setting something up....
Beeman: I can't watch....
LeRay and Huggy: *in unison and in a thought bubble* We can
Troglo: *he sits on Duke with his full weight and bounces on his chest as if he's in an invisible bounce house* UP AND DOWN! UP AND DOWN! UP AND DOWN! UP AND DOWN!
*After bouncing and sitting on Duke Troglo goes for the pin via sitting on him*
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Post by Duke Mongoose on Aug 30, 2023 9:37:45 GMT -5
*One...Two......Kickout*
LeRay: Duke Mongoose just barely gets the shoulder up!
Beeman: AHH! That stupid bear just turned its head!
LeRay: IT DID NOT!
Huggy Bear: (in a thought bubble) Did too!
LeRay: Troglo seems a bit confused. I think he thought this was all over.
Beeman: Do we even know if he has a grasp of how you win a wrestling match? I know he was a competitor years ago, but it was questionable whether he understood the rules back then!
LeRay: Duke takes advantage of the situation and lands a shoulder into the lower abdomen of Troglo, doubling him over. Duke grabs Troglo in a front facelock and takes him down with a swinging neck breaker! A different variation from what we're used to seeing from Duke.
Beeman: I told you, he's gotta mix up his strategy against this guy!
LeRay: Duke climbs up to the second turnbuckle and comes off with a falling reverse elbow smash, but Troglo rolls out of the way in the nick of time and Duke crashes to the mat!
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Aug 30, 2023 10:02:55 GMT -5
*Troglo takes advantage of Duke's predicament by sitting on him again and his belly rumbles*
Troglo: *belly laughs*
Duke: What's so funny?
Troglo: *snorts* THIS!
*Troglo lets out several farts*
Duke: *begins choking*
Leray: *can't help himself from laughing*
Huggy: *in a thought bubble* I knew the tacos would pay off.....
Beeman: You're enjoying this?!?
Leray: Yeah....
Huggy Bear: *looks straight into the windows of Sean's soul as if to say if you don't agree you're getting smacked*
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Post by “The Relentless” Conor Caine on Aug 30, 2023 11:24:17 GMT -5
[Earlier in the broadcast]
We fade in on footage of Conor Caine in the JWA practice ring backstage. There are a group of seven fighters dressed in sparring gear outside the ring, and another currently in the squared circle with Conor. Everyone is sweating profusely and winded, like they’ve been here a while. In the ring, Yuppie VP is overseeing the sparring session.
Currently, Conor’s opponent has him cornered on the turnbuckles and is peppering The Relentless One with punches, kicks, knees and elbows. Caine is trying to cover up, but he’s tired and has to settle for just absorbing some of the blows as he looks for an opening. It comes when his opponent throws a hook and Caine’s manages to duck under his arm and performs an Exploder Suplex into the corner. Caine is sluggish getting to his feet as his opponent stumbles to get up, walking into a pinning German Suplex. Yuppie counts the three and the loser rolls out of the ring.
CAINE: Again.
YUPPIE: Again? That’s twice you’ve gone through a gauntlet with these guys! They’re some of the best Mixed Martial Artists in the state!
CAINE: Yeah, but they’re here for a sparring session: Tommy End is coming to Super Glory to kick my head in. He won’t pull any punches like these guys, and he won’t be taken out with a Suplex either. Run it again, and tell them there’s a cash bonus for the guy who can knock me out.
YUPPIE: I don’t know why I have to be part of this. Why can’t you just get Hito to come back and train you if you want to get yourself killed in training? Honestly, this is kinda beneath me…
Yuppie makes his way back towards the fighters outside the ring, muttering to himself as he goes. Fade out…
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Post by The Mean Queen Jessie Aldean on Aug 30, 2023 13:52:22 GMT -5
Joel: Well you're just a stupid bimbo for believing I ever loved you. The only reason we got together in high school was because of a bet. And now, I'm free from your craziness. Also let me remind you this is the Men's locker so if you don't mind (he shoves her) Chesterton: Hey don't do that! Joel: Oh what is she going to do? Cry? Please I've known her for years she won't do that to someone she lov- Daisy shoves Joel into the locker and throws him down, she ground and pounds him with multiple fury punches straight to the face. The guys intervene and try to restrain Daisy from doing anymore damage to Joel (even if he deserves it) Daisy: (While being taken out) I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! (Insert names) stay with Daisy to prevent her from coming back in joel stands up and looks around with an face that says 'women are crazy right?' but nobody looks at him...except for one person. chief buffalo steps out from behind a bank of lockers and taps joel on the shoulder, with a wierd look in his eyes he starts to sing the nerd's part from from the musical bye bye birdie 'hello, mr. joelly, this is chief buffalo...can i speak to kicking your ass?' joel is confused but buffalo quickly grabs him in a bear hug and gives a belly to belly slam through a bench. standing up he yells 'you missed the message dummy, we will not tolerate a social construction of masculinity that turns a blind eye to any abuse of power, even in relationships that have already ended! this ain't yer grampa's marmite sucking rugby boys-will-be-boys excuse society...this is locker room's read up on our postmodern feminists!!! Tell yer girlfriend i'll keep adding interest to yer tab until i get what's mine...and you get yer head out of the patriarchal bullsh** of the past!!!' joel lies in the broken wood, as buffalo storms out to the buffet and even the heels step around him. |
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Post by Thumper Moore III on Aug 30, 2023 13:56:20 GMT -5
HONEST SAL: I’m here with Arizona Chance. You’ve heard what Omega Satyros said after his somewhat unexpected victory over you last week. Any truth to the rumors of an alliance forming?
ARIZONA: Sal, Omega earned my respect last week, and moreso, he earned himself a victory over the Franchise. Does that mean he earned himself a tag partner as well? Living History is a hell of a name… but at this point it’s an idea, not a reality.
SAL: So, what does the future hold for Arizona?
ARIZONA: My return match didn’t go as I planned. But rest assured, I have plans. I’m proud to announce that I have, in my home, the script for the 5th and final Arizona Chance movie. And this time, I’ve convinced the producers to cast members of the JWA in some supporting roles! More on that in the future.
SAL: Huge news from former champ Arizona Chance!
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Aug 30, 2023 14:03:02 GMT -5
OOC: Sorry for forgetting to mention this but there might be some lines featuring you guys Joel: So, here is where the losers hang around Arizona: You better watch your mouth. This locker room is for the elite athletes not for cheating punks like you Joel: Whatever, I could mop the floor with all you loser Conor: Are you sure about that. Let me remind you who the world champion is Joel: Please, that belt means nothing. My girl, Winter Hex has the most prestigious championship in JWA. Yours is equivalent to the WW's 24/7 Championship. A knock on the door Joel: Oh who is it this time. Is it Diablo coming back for a beating- (he looks over) Daisy: So. Three years, and it's over just like that, wow. And I really thought you were the one Joel: Well you're just a stupid bimbo for believing I ever loved you. The only reason we got together in high school was because of a bet. And now, I'm free from your craziness. Also let me remind you this is the Men's locker so if you don't mind (he shoves her) Chesterton: Hey don't do that! Joel: Oh what is she going to do? Cry? Please I've known her for years she won't do that to someone she lov- Daisy shoves Joel into the locker and throws him down, she ground and pounds him with multiple fury punches straight to the face. The guys intervene and try to restrain Daisy from doing anymore damage to Joel (even if he deserves it) Daisy: (While being taken out) I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! (Insert names) stay with Daisy to prevent her from coming back in *I overhear the commotion and as Chief is rampaging through the buffet area Joel is getting back up and bumps into me on purpose* Joel: Ow..... Pierre: Look kid.... there's two things in life you don't do... 1 break someone's heart... Joel: *weakly but with an attitude* what's the.... other.... Pierre: Don't piss off a giant.... *I pick Joel up in a bearhug and he quickly passes back out in the wood heap* |
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