JWA Super Glory - September 2023 - Main Thread

[Kip Whistler]

OOC: I'm going to be stuck at the office for longer than I had anticipated. The full intro will be posted below once I get home. I just wanted to be sure that the polls were up by the regular time.

JWA presents…

SUPER GLORY

(The camera sweeps across the fans in the JWA Studios before settling on Mick LeRay and Sean Beeman at the commentary position)

Mick LeRay: Hello, wrestling fans! This is JWA Super Glory, coming to you live and direct from the JWA Studios! As always, I’m joined by “Savvy” Sean Beeman.

Sean Beeman: What?

LeRay: I was just introducing you, Sean. You know, like we always do?

Beeman: Forgive me if I’m a bit distracted. My mind is stuck on whatever it is that Goat Boy thinks he’s going to do tonight. He says he wants the Beeman Family disbanded? Well, I’ve got a surprise for him!

LeRay: Care to give us some insight?

Beeman: Wooden shoe.

LeRay: Wooden shoe?

Beeman: Wooden shoe like to know? HA! I crack myself up!

LeRay: Fans, let’s go to our own Toni Cruise with the rundown of tonight’s card.

(Cut to Toni standing in front of a screen with graphics for tonight’s matches displaying behind her)

Toni: The opening contest tonight is for the JWA Women’s World Championship - One fall, sixty minute time limit. Champion Winter Hex will defend against Daisy Turner. Winter is sure to have Miss Jessie in her corner, but will we see Daisy’s ex-boyfriend Joel as well? Will Daisy once again turn to her friend Sakura Watanabe for assistance? It could get very crowded at ringside!
Then we’ve got a match for the JWA World Tag Team Championship - One fall, sixty minute time limit. Duke Mongoose & Penguino defend their titles against two-time former champions Big Waves, that being Pierre The Enormous & Chesterton Shredsbury. Things have been shaky between Duke & Penguino - will that be the opportunity for us to see the first ever three-time tag team champions in JWA history?
Finally, our main event for the JWA World Heavyweight Championship - One fall, sixty minute time limit. “Relentless” Conor Caine puts his title on the line against Tommy End. We didn’t really get a glimpse of what’s in store between these two last week, but one thing seems clear, and that’s End seems laser focused on putting an end to Caine’s title reign.
That’s the card and it’s going to be a good one. Back to you, Mick!

(Cut back to Mick and Sean at the desk)

Beeman: Wooden shoe like to know?!?! HA HA HA!

LeRay: I’m glad you’re enjoying yourself. Who do you think is walking out of here tonight as the Women’s World Champion?

Beeman: Only a fool would bet against Winter Hex. Did you see what happened on Glory this past week? She beat the World Heavyweight Champion!

LeRay: That’s technically true, but only because of dubious circumstances and underhanded tactics.

Beeman: A win’s a win! Duke Mongoose knows all about that!

LeRay: So should I assume that means you’ve got Duke & Penguino retaining the tag titles tonight?

Beeman: I’m not sure about Penguino, but Duke’s definitely leaving here still champion! There’s no way that Pierre & Chester are going to win, especially after Duke walloped Troglo a few weeks ago!

LeRay: It’s true, Duke does hold a victory in singles competition over both Pierre AND Troglo, but Chesterton beat Penguino a few weeks ago as well.

Beeman: That was a fluke and we all know it!

LeRay: Alright, who do you have winning the main event?

Beeman: I’ll give Conor Caine his due. He’s lived up to the “Relentless” moniker. He’s one hell of a competitor, and he’ll leave everything he has in the ring tonight. The bad news for him is that Tommy End is willing to do the same, and maybe willing to go just a little bit farther. It’s a tough call. It could honestly go either way.

LeRay: Surprisingly balanced analysis from you, Sean.

Beeman: Well, I AM a broadcast journalist!

LeRay: Oh brother. Fans, stay tuned, because we’re about to get things underway!

(The polls will be open for at least 24 hours. It doesn't matter who you vote for, just that you participate!)

[Kip Whistler]

OOC: Intro posted.

[Thumper Moore III]

Prior to the tag title match and the women’s title match…


Hysteria by Muse begins to play as the arena goes dark. A single spotlight silhouettes Arizona as the bass kicks in, and the lights come on as the full band joins. He heads to the ring and takes a microphone from the ring announcer.

“Folks, I want to let you know that pre-production for the Sundial of Fate is moving along swimmingly. In fact, we’ve cast two key supporting roles that I’m going to announce right now.

Without further ado, playing Tiff Tugnutt, the tough backwater mechanic with a heart of gold, she is wrestling tonight to become you JWA Women’s Champion, please welcome Daisy Turner!”

Daisy comes out from the back dressed as Tiff Tugnutt, with a pair of oil-stained coveralls with the top button opened tastefully, holding a wrench in her hand. She strikes a pose eerily similar to Street Fighter’s Cammy.

“And, the muscle for the villain, he’s calm under pressure, and he sure knows how to inflict pressure on the heroes. Playing Andreas Ramcyzk, your future tag team champion, Pierre the Enormous!”

Pierre walks out from behind the curtain in a full black suit with sunglasses. He stands menacingly with his arms folded, earpiece in place, but then cracks a huge smile and takes off his sunglasses, breaking character.

“We’ll work on that one, my friend. Daisy, Pierre, good luck with your matches tonight, and thank you for giving the fans a preview of what’s to come!”

[Omega Satyros]

LeRay: Well, ladies and gentlemen, we see Tommy Tough in the ring, shouldn't you be there in his corner, Beeman?

Beeman: The kid's got the Malarkey's there in his corner, and he's got my training. Regardless of the fact that he's been given an unfair disadvantage because of that maniac Troglo, he's got this.

Andromeda begins playing, with Omega and Diablo heading down to the ring, although confusingly, Diablo doesn't appear to be dressed to wrestle. Omega grabs the mic from in front of Beeman.

Omega: Tommy, I've been thinking, I know you probably aren't too thrilled about facing off against me and Diablo in a 2v1. So here's a little compromise, I'll let you face off only against me, no worries about any 2v1 disadvantage. In exchange, it'll be a no DQ match. What do you say?

Tommy isn't able to get to a mic before he's vehemently agreeing to the conditions.

Beeman: What an idiot! Omega willingly forgoes his advantage in this matchup, and makes it so anything goes.

Omega: Good, because that means there's nothing stopping me from beating you to the point of injury you and your little Malarkey friends tried to beat me.
Oh, and before I forget, let's not let the ringside support have a numbers advantage.

Cavemen Rejoice begins playing, and Troglo happily walks down to the ring, glaring daggers at the Malarkeys. The bell rings.

LeRay: Seems Omega thought through this more than you gave him credit for Beeman.

Beeman: He still has not means to put through whatever he has planned, there's no stipulation on this match.

Diablo (Butting in on the announce table): Didn't you read the contract for this match? The stipulation states that if the Beeman Family loses this matchup, then Tommy Tough, William Malarkey, and Randall Malarkey will be barred from having any unsanctioned interaction with Omega Satyros.

The match is underway as Omega begins unleashing the weeks of frustrations out on Tommy Tough. 

LeRay: This is already getting ugly as Omega's the first to bring weapons in, grabbing a kendo stick from under the ring.

Beeman: Omega would know all about ugly.

Diablo: And after a litany of swings the kendo stick is broken over Tommy Tough's back. The brutal beating only continues as Omega grabs Troglo's club and begins wailing on Tommy Tough with it.

LeRay: Omega lays Tommy Tough out with a pair of Satyr Kicks. He may have trained to beat Omega, but I'm not sure any of the Beeman Family could've predicted how vicious he would be in this matchup.

Omega heads up to the top rope, the Malarkeys climbing on the apron before they both get knocked off by Troglo running interference. Beeman throws his headset off as he jumps to get involved in the matchup, only for Diablo to grab him before he gets a chance.

Diablo: Not so fast there Beeman.

(OOC: leaving this empty here before the finish for if anyone wants to get involved) 

[Pierre The Enormous]

Troglo is having the time of his life laughing like a manchild at the Beeman Family's predicament any hope of interference is immediately snuffed out by either Diablo or Troglo

Troglo: TROGLO SMASH PUNY FAMILY

["Lord" Taylor Thorin]

The camera's are about to cut away from Pierre's antics when a surprising figure is caught walking towards Kip Whistler's office.

Limping badly and being accompanied by a helper, a somber looking Tembleberry sees the giant and turns to avoid him, but Pierre walks away without spotting him.  Someone else does catch up with Tembleberry, and that is Kenny Wynn and Chase Victory of Red Pirate Rogers' crew.  They rush into shot and take over looking after the stricken associate, helping him into Kip Whistler's office.

The cameras go to follow but the door is closed on them.

[Omega Satyros]

There's nothing Beeman can do as Omega leaps of the top rope, hitting a Satyr Sault, as Troglo rolls a bottle of hot sauce and kitchen glove from Killie's into the ring. Omega applies the glove before dumping the hot sauce on.

LeRay: What on earth is this all about.

Omega grins as he stalks over to Tommy Tough, slowly raising to his feet, before dragging him down with the Pan Pipes, the mix of the pain from the hot sauce and the move making him tap before either of the Malarkeys could get in the ring to help him.

LeRay: What an ingenious way to take advantage of the no disqualification stipulation.

Beeman: INGENIOUS, THAT MIGHT AS WELL BE CHEMICAL WARFARE!

LeRay: Whether you like it Beeman, this match is over. And as stipulated, Tommy Tough and The Malarkey Brothers are to have no interaction with Omega Satyros outside of JWA Sanctioned matched like the Battle Royale.

Beeman: I can't believe you can talk like that after what we just saw. Someone get Tommy some first aid, and some milk!