J-1 Pinnacle - Block B - Round One - Buffalo vs. Penguino

[Kip Whistler]

Round One in Block B:
Chief Buffalo (0) vs. Penguino (0)

[Penguino]

Penguino makes his way down to the ring to his new theme song “Stay Vicious” by The Gaslight Anthem looking a little more upset that he is going back to his past for this match.

Penguino and Johnny Kobra enter the ring and wait for Chief Buffalo to make his way to the ring

[The Mean Queen Jessie Aldean]

Buffalo steps out alone and makes a slow angry stomp to the ring…he climbs in and stares down penguino.

[Penguino]

The two approach each other and Buffalo goes for a charge which Penguino dodges and catches him after he passes him into a German suplex.

LeRay “The bell has wrung and we are immediately in action as Buffalo is off his feet.”

Beeman “Yeah and he’s already cheated look and how Buffalo landed.”

LeRay “That has nothing to do with cheating Sean.”

Beeman “But now look at this that chop has to be illegal.”

LeRay “It’s all legal as Penguino goes for a stalling suplex.”

[The Mean Queen Jessie Aldean]

Penguino lifts up buffalo in a move that defies physics and gravity before dropping back and seeing the mat ripple with buffalo's girth.

penguino goes off the ropes and lands a splash, then goes for a cover but buffalo kicks out at 2 and a half.

penguino goes off the ropes again and goes for a double flipper stomp on buffalo's solar plexus-ish region. But it doesn't seem to have an effect, and buffalo grabs him around the ankles and faceplants the bird man on to the mat with an ankle lock.

[Penguino]

LeRay "How has he done this. When was the last time Penguins had ankles. it all really doesn't matter though because penguino is in excruciating pain."

Beeman "Yeah Buffalo Yeah."

LeRay "Penguino slides through  because of his non existent ankle  and the humanoid penguin slips behind for the 1 2 and finally three rolling german suplexes. he spins him around and i think  we know what's coming up now and three vertical suplexes the three Penguino's and now thin ice, followed up by Ice fishing into the cover."

Beeman "No penguin can do that. Penguino is using something to add a little bit extra I know that much."

LeRay "Beeman there has also never been a  penguin who can speak english or do that to anybody. Now Penguino with the cover conveniently right after we stopped talking. 1 2 no a kick out at 2.9 from the Chief  after being thrown around like a 270 pound teddy bear."

[Penguino]

LeRay "Penguino looks shocked that Buffalo kicked out but I don't know why he is because nobody has ever lost to that combination of moves."

Beeman "See the Penguin is stupid and has memory loss. is that a side affect of PED (Penguin Enhancement Drugs.)"

LeRay "it doesn't seem to matter as Penguino is in a three point stance as the chief  gets up to his feet. Penguino dives for a beak  slide but Buffalo moves out of the way and Penguino goes crashing straight into the ring post below the turnbuckle. Now Buffalo pops him up back first onto his shoulder for a back suplex. Now the big man is going off the ropes as Penguino steadily gets up to his feet and a massive pounce."

Beeman "he knocked him out of the ring. Talk about pure muscle."

LeRay  "Now Johnny Kobra tells the ref that that shouldn't be allowed and Buffalo rolls out of the ring to capitalize on Penguino and oh my god Low Blow!"

Beeman "penguino did something smart for once."

LeRay "Penguino rolls a hurt Buffalo into the ring  this time for him to capitalize. the referee has turned around and Penguino gets  Buffalo up into a suplex position and drops him on his head for an Icebreaker. The ref slides into position and makes the count. Penguino wins."

Beeman "Unfortunately. But as everyones hero always says Call you're grandmother this ones over."