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Post by Kip Whistler on Dec 5, 2023 17:56:04 GMT -5
Round Five in Block A:
Omega Satyros (3) vs. Red Pirate Rogers (6)
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Post by Omega Satyros on Dec 5, 2023 18:35:09 GMT -5
LeRay: Ladies and Gentlemen, it's the final night of block matchups. And this matchup has major implications for our front runner Red Pirate Rogers.
Puttergill: And Omega Satyros, while mathematically eliminated from winning Block A, will without a doubt be fighting to prove he's still a force to be reckoned with in JWA.
LeRay: Without a doubt, and would you care to explain why you're here for this matchup and not Beeman?
Puttergill: To quote Sean during the commercial break between matches, "There's no way in hell I'm sitting through another one of that goat man's matches until he gives me something worth watching."
LeRay: No clue what he's on there. But Rod C. is in the ring as we get ready to start this fierce final Block A matchup for these two
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Post by Omega Satyros on Dec 5, 2023 22:09:19 GMT -5
Rod C: This match is one fall, 20 minute time limit, for two points in the J-1 Pinnacle. Introducing first, "Undeniable" OMEGA SATYROS!
Puttergill: Omega's not worried about the points now, the only thing he's focused on is winning this match.
Andromeda begins playing, and Omega walks straight to the ring.
LeRay: While the cheers are still heard for Omega, some are more hesitant to join in after seeing what Omega did to two members of Rogers' Colorful Crew.
Puttergill: How would you have responded if two nitwits decided to rehash your frustrations after Winter Hex jumped you for that $5 million check from the Guts and Gory Costume Contest.
LeRay: I, don't know what you're talking about.
Puttergill: JWA's official Chirpy account rechirped videos of it happening. Either way, they decided to go to that sparring room, and were surprised they ended up getting hit. Really only have themselves to blame.
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Post by Red Pirate Rogers on Dec 6, 2023 7:50:46 GMT -5
Cannons blast and “Pirate King” plays.
LeRay: Well here comes Red Pirate Rogers—
RPR: Cut the music, cut the music…
LeRay: Hang on, looks like Rogers has something to say
(The music cuts, and Rogers speaks while walking to the ring)
RPR: before we do this, we’ve got to address the Dionysian issue in the ring, as big and bad as Bacchus but half as fun…(fans look confused) I’m talking about the unwarranted and unconscionable attack you gave to my men, Omega….
(Camera shows Omega stone faced)
RPR: I think most people have seen the video, but I’ve seen the men. My Bos’un and my Coxs’un, Kenneth and Chasingham…you certainly did a number on them, and why? Because they asked you questions? Because they annoyed you?
(Rogers climbs into the ring and faces Omega)
RPR: I think not. Those are cowardly answers and while we’ve never crossed paths before, I would say that, you sir, are no coward. (Cheers) I think that you’ve been mistreated, abused and denigrated by Beeman, Winter Hex, and all their ilk. You echoed their cruelty against my men when crossed by still more people who seemed indifferent.
I spoke with Kenneth and Chasingham, and advised them to apologise. Whatever they say, I extend my apologies to you. You are a good man…goat…mythical legend…as you like it and an excellent fighter. I don’t expect you to make this easy for me, but we can do this sportingly or angrily…(Rogers extends his hand)…at your command
LeRay: Satyros has a decision to make, what will it be?!?
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Post by Omega Satyros on Dec 6, 2023 8:52:38 GMT -5
Omega: Rogers, I believe most people in this business can understand what I'm about to say. Every time you get knocked down, you get up, but with a shorter fuse than before. And it takes a bit of time to build that patience up again. Something like the J-1 Pinnacle can really drain that patience, going week after week, battle after battle. Patience, ease of control, is liable to slip when a nerve is struck. Chase and Kenny struck that nerve. And believe me, it was nothing personal against them. But when you're left seeing red, it's all you can see. Ask Arizona, Bradley, Duke, or Conor Caine, when I step into this ring, I will do whatever I can to secure the victory. So, let's give these fans a Pinnacle match to remember.
Puttergill: Interesting words from Omega. But the time for words is done, it's time for this match.
LeRay: Will Rogers walk out of here with 2 points and a spot in the finals next week, or will Omega walk out with two more points, and a mess of tiebreakers left in his wake?
Rogers gets in the ring and ref Panther Haberdashery calls for the bell. Rogers sticks a hand out, and Omega accepts the handshake. Both men pull against the other, and they share a knowing glance. Omega's just a second quicker on the second pull, as he turns his back to the Pirate and sends him to the mat with an arm drag.
LeRay: Both of these men look for the quick advantage, and it falls to Omega.
Puttergill: Omega keeps a hold of Rogers' hand, dragging him to his feet and lays him down with a short-arm lariat. You'd think their hands were tied together how long they've held that handshake.
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Post by Omega Satyros on Dec 6, 2023 12:43:24 GMT -5
LeRay: Omega drags Red back to his feet and hurls him into the corner. He delivers a series of shoulder barges to the former champ. Puttergill: He may be effectively out of the tournament, but he's leaving quite a mark as he leaves.
LeRay: Red slumps in the corner after the assault to his midsection, and Omega comes back in with a sliding kick right to that midsection.
Puttergill: Omegas got full control of this matchup so far. I'm not sure Red will be able to battle back.
LeRay: Spoke too soon there Puttergill, Red makes it to his feet while Omega's back it turned, seemingly moving to the opposite corner for momentum on his next attack. Red with a drop kick sending Omega sternum first into the turnbuckle.
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Post by Red Pirate Rogers on Dec 6, 2023 13:12:44 GMT -5
Seeing Omega stagger back Rogers runs over and slides in to try rolling him up
LeRay: Roll up, Can Rogers end this quickly?
Puttergill: NO! Omega rolled through, and he's caught Rogers in a small package
LeRay: What a reversal, Rogers shoulders are down, 1...NO! kick out from Rogers and the Pirate looks like he's laughing!
Puttergill: Can't believe that, Omega almost ends Rogers attempt to be a two time J-1 Finalist, and the pirate's happy about it?
LeRay: The Rogers I know always appreciates a crafty manuever....The two tie up again and it's Rogers gaining the advantage with a head lock.
Puttergill: Not much of an advantage, Satyros uses those big goat legs to push the captain into the ropes...
LeRay: But Rogers bounces to the second rope, spring board cross body! Yes! Cover. 1...NO!
Puttergill: They're moving faster than we can talk LeRay!
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Post by Omega Satyros on Dec 6, 2023 15:30:41 GMT -5
LeRay: Red is looking to keep the pressure on Omega. He locks him in the Figurehead. Will Omega be able to break out.
Puttergill: Omega's being bent at an ungodly angle. He's punching at the arm under his head, able to break himself out. Omega springs out, and is able to get Red twisted around to lock in Dionysian Madness.
LeRay: But the unorthodox way of setting it up let's Red counter it before Omega can lock it in properly. Red is quick to his feet.
Puttergill: But so is Omega, and Omega strikes first with forearms. They end up on the ropes. Omega delivers a lariat sending them both over the top rope, toppling them both to the floor.
LeRay: And through it all Omega continues to lay into the Pirate with strikes.
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Post by Red Pirate Rogers on Dec 6, 2023 17:29:01 GMT -5
LeRay: This is turning brutal as Satyros backs the Crimson Corsair up with chop after chop, kick after kick.
Puttergil: Rogers slumps against the steel steps and Omega backs up to try to take the advantage.
LeRay: Here comes a cannonba--NO! Rogers moves, Omega crashes straight into the steel and Oh boy did that look painful.
Puttergil: See the replay (Picture in picture as Satyros lies prone and Rogers struggles to his knees), Satyros thought he had Rogers measured up, but the Red Pirate dodged away and ooh, that's going to be a painful spot for a while.
LeRay: It looks like Rogers is back up and...oh my goodness, is he?
Puttergil: Yeah, he's climbing...could be...
(The crowd roars as Rogers makes his way to the top of the turnbuckle, and turns to measure up Satyros...)
LeRay: I don't think we've ever seen Rogers do a Cliffs of Craziness to the outside...
Puttergil: Chance to win the J-1, you have to believe Rogers will do whatever it takes, even risking life and limb...
LeRay: Gotta believe somewhere Sean Beeman is hoping this hurts them both...
(Rogers jumps and lands with a roar from the crowd...but slumps over and looks spent as Panther Habedashery begins the count)
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Post by Red Pirate Rogers on Dec 6, 2023 23:21:21 GMT -5
Haberdashery’s count reaches 6, and Roger’s gets to the ring apron. He looks down and sees Omega on all fours.
Puttergill: as shaken up as Satyros looks, all Rogers has to do is get in the ring and he can win via count out.
LeRay: that doesn’t sound like the Rogers I know…
(Sure enough Rogers reached down and rolls Saturday back in the ring at 8, he climbs back up and is halfway through the ropes when…)
Puttergil: Oh, European uppercut from Satyros and Rogers is caught in no man’s land.
LeRay: Satyros siezed the opportunity Rogers gave him and now he’s got Rogers in position for a draping ddt. Will the pirate regret his decision to help the newcomer?
Puttergil: pretty sure, this is where Sean Beeman would say something mean.
LeRay: no need to take after him now Rod. Saturns in control and he…no! Blocked by Rogers, a shoulder to the gut…another and Saturns let’s go…what’s Rogers…OH MY GOD! BUCKSHOT LARIAT! Rogers Hits Satyros with a buckshot lariat and a cover…
(Crowd chants along as Haberdashery counts: 1…2…3!!!)
LeRay: Red Pirate Roger’s wins the match and block A. But he had to use everything and the kitchen sink to get it done!
(We see Rogers lean down and speak to Satyros, he pats him on the shoulder, stands and bows to the fans)
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Post by Omega Satyros on Dec 7, 2023 1:12:04 GMT -5
As Rogers celebrates his win, Omega's left sat on the mat, frustration brewing. He stands, turning towards the Block A Finalist and hesitates a moment.
??: I knew you didn't have it in you. I knew you were a flash in the pan. Bound to fade out the second the heat cools off.
Sean Beeman emerges from the back, laughing at Omega. The defeated satyr turns his attention to the commentator and heads up the ramp, and stops just past Beeman. He appears to be checking his foot. Beeman turns to continue laughing before being planted by a Satyr Kick, and Omega appears to slip what turns out to be a clear cover back over his hoof. Beeman brings a hand to his cheek, realizing the strike broke skin.
Puttergill: Beeman chose the wrong time to prod at Omega.
LeRay: But it just might've been the right time for Rogers, I can only imagine he would've been the target of Omega's frustration if Sean hadn't made himself a more tempting target.
Beeman: HE JUST KICKED ME, HE JUST KICKED ME! SOMEONE ARREST THAT ABOMINATION!
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