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Post by Bad Luck Bradley on Feb 14, 2024 16:07:16 GMT -5
Legado Del Infierno is backstage, watching Dyno's segment announcing the Mad Dash Tourney teams.Diablo: So, who you hoping to land with Omega? Omega: Rogers, Arizona, or Pierre. Mack and Chad would be some conflict of interest. Don't really know Greatest Wrestler of DOOM... The first team is announced.Black Cat: Heh, looks like Pirates of DOOM are setting sail. Bad Luck Bradley is rolled as the first member of team two.Omega: Please not...Dyno: "...the Masked Mad Man, Omega Satyros..."Omega: ...
A door could be heard opening, and Omega's face showed his annoyance when he heard his new partner's voice.
Black Cat: Well, Bradley, welcome to Legado Del Infierno, at least as long as you and Omega are in the Mad Dash Tag Tourney.
: Are they these internet trolls Martha keeps telling me about? Brad: Don't stare, Grandma. Grandma: They stole Martha's pension! |
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Post by The Mean Queen Jessie Aldean on Feb 14, 2024 17:37:53 GMT -5
Artemis enters the ring, surrounded by her Hunters. Honest Sal already in the ring.Sal: My guest at this time, Artemis. Tell me Artemis, what's are you planning next? Artemis: Well, it's quite simple really. It's to win the Women's World Championship I deserve. Jessie Aldean is a fine stop gap champion to make Daisy consider shipping off to the retirement home with Sakura and her ancient mother, but we all know the JWA audience deserves a Goddess with that gold, not an ex-pageant queen. ... Jessie is standing backstage with Buffalo. She smiles when Artemis mocks her and turns to her manager who is eating a big block of cheddar cheese like an apple. "C'mon, Buffy! If that "huntress" thinks she's more of a goddess than me, I know a few of my loyal Aldean-iacs she might want to hear from." (She whips out her phone and starts to strut and flirt for her social media followers...soon #MeanQueen #JessieIsGoddess and #UggoArtemis are trending...Buffalo shakes his head and mutters..."gol dern ingrained patterns of sexism reiterating themselves within the guise of sexual liberation...AGAIN! I hope Harvard Business Review doesn't write about us next...") |
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Feb 14, 2024 18:01:05 GMT -5
*I'm watching Glory from Killies after my hiatus and the partners are being revealed*
Pierre: Anyone but him...
*I see that my partner is Chad*
Pierre: *I sigh* just my luck...
Jax: Try to remain congenial big guy
Pierre: I'll try Jax but no promises...
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Post by “heartBROKEN” Mack Caliber on Feb 14, 2024 19:44:51 GMT -5
OOC: Chad, the finish is all yours.
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Chad Shredsbury
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Post by Chad Shredsbury on Feb 15, 2024 7:22:30 GMT -5
LeRay. A strong kick out by the former champion and Caliber is back on his feet. He charges into a Japanese arm drag and Chad lips up and comes off the ropes with a shining wizard! But Mack somehow finding the speed to get out of the way of that one!
Beeman. What is going on over here on the stage? The so called Champion Arizona Chance and that giant fool Pierre the Enormous are out here, standing around. What are they up to?
LeRay. Pierre is holding a very large beer stein, I’m pretty sure he hit arrived here from Killie’s. We saw earlier that neither of these two were pleased about being reunited with their former partners in the coming mad dash tag lottery.
Beeman. I don’t like it one bit.
LeRay. Well, the action in the ring continues and Mack and Chad exchange heavy blows back and forth. Interestingly enough, the crowd is booing every single shot. They are actually only cheering when Pierre takes a gulp from his massive mug.
Beeman. Fools, one and all. This is an instant classic! Mack rocks Chad with a monster forearm across the chest and launches him into the corner. He starts laying in body blows, but Shredsbury hops up to the second turnbuckle and hurricanrana’s Mack over the top rope to the outside of the ring.
LeRay. Both men come down hard on the arena floor. As Tasha West again begins a count, Mack getting up and, uh oh. He sees Chance and Pierre on the stage. He’s gesturing for Arizona to come down to the ring and face him, but Chance dismisses it.
Beeman. Coward!
LeRay. Shredsbury now up as well and these two look like they are both suddenly no longer interested in fighting each other. They are staring down their ex and future tag team partners.
Beeman. It’s an emotional and confusing time for them! I told you they had no business coming out here!
LeRay. With the official at a six count, the combatants charge up the ramp and attack two guys who are merely distant observers! Why would they do this?
Beeman. How could they not do it after the disrespect shown here!
LeRay. Fists are flying everywhere! Caliber and Chance wailing on each other! Pierre fending off an onslaught of kick from Chad! There’s the ten count and the bell! But we’ve still got carnage!
Beeman. This was all a scheme to get both of these guys out of the title picture! A plot from the start! Kip Whistler better do something about it!
LeRay. Well, the fight has not stopped, but the battle weary competitors are at a disadvantage for sure, as they wore each other down before starting this fight! Pierre has Chad goozled and Chance hits a lost ark lariat to Mack and shoved him throat first into Pierre’s other paw! The Enormous one walks both would be challengers to the edge of the stage and chokes slams them both through a table!
Beeman. That man should be fined and suspended. I want to see repercussions for this outrage!
LeRay. Surely not the way these two imagined their night would end, but the crowd is cheering the loudest they have been all night!
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