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Post by Duke Mongoose on Mar 20, 2024 9:43:17 GMT -5
*Prior to the main event*
Honest Sal: Please welcome my guest at this time, Duke Mongoose!
(The fans erupt in boos as Duke makes his way through the curtain and toward the podium. He is dressed in a blistering pink and green outfit, complete with feathered cap. Noticeably absent is the "FRVR CHMP" shirt)
Sal: Duke, it was a rough night at the office last week.
Duke: Sally Boy, you don't know the half of it. The unthinkable happened: The Forever Champs lost. Now, I want everyone to get out their calendars or get something to write on, because history is about to occur. Big Daddy Duke is going to accept responsibility for something. It's my fault me and my boy lost.
(The crowd oohs and ahhs and gasps at Duke's revelation)
Duke: It's true. As much as I tried, I couldn't put all of my focus on defending the tag team titles. I let my boy down. Not as much as HE let me down by getting pinned, but I wasn't there for him when he needed me and I'll shoulder that blame.
Sal: Wow. What about the World Heavyweight Title match? Do you accept responsibility for that loss as well?
Duke: Hell no, Sally boy! Everyone knows that in a one on one match Big Daddy Duke would wipe the floor with Arizona Chance! There's so many reasons why I didn't walk out as champion last week. Having to pull double duty? Having to compete in a five way match? To be honest, it's really all Whistler's fault why I'm not holding all the gold right now!
Sal: What's next for you? Will The Forever Champs try to regain the titles from the Pirates OF DOOM?
Duke: I know a lot of people expect that Big Daddy Duke is going to kick my boy Penguino to the curb now that we're not the champions any more. That's not the case at all. I want to give my boy a chance to redeem himself after taking the pin last week. Pirates of Doom, when you're done fooling around with that little lady in the ring, we want another shot at those titles. Crash Carnival is coming up, and I can't think of a better place. In the interim, I think we should get my boy a singles match. So what do you say? Next week - Penguino vs. Red Pirate Rogers? Consider it a preview match or whatever the hell Kip calls these things.
Sal: I guess we'll see if Kip makes that official, and see what Red has to say about it.
Duke: Go call your grandmother, Sal. This interview is over!
(Duke flexes as he walks out of the shot)
Sal: Fans, we'll be back after this quick word from our sponsors!
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Post by The Greatest Wrestler OF DOOM on Mar 20, 2024 11:35:33 GMT -5
DOOM squeals and writhes in pain, even though Winter can barely fit her leg over is to apply the hold. She wrench’s down harder, a grimace on her own face as DOOM wipes a single tear from his unpatched eye. Then back to wiggling and squealing A gentle tap on his shoulder makes him turn his head to see his tag team partner standing outside the ring on the floor, inch’s away from his. DOOM stares at Red. Rogers uses the same finger to point to the bottom rope in between them. DOOM smiles and grabs it, and Tasha begins the count forcing Hex to break the hold.
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Post by "The Reminiscer" Winter Hex on Mar 20, 2024 11:52:49 GMT -5
Winter releases the hold at 4. When she got up she gave a smile towards the referee then pointed to the outside shouting "Squirrel!!" The referee look towards where Winter pointed for a second and it gave Winter all the time in the world. She quickly stomped her foot on DOOM's groin and her distraction worked like a charm
LeRay: Ouch, that's gotta hurt
Beeman: Now that is what you call a distraction. Good for you Winter. Learning from the best
LeRay: She didn't even get trained to do that. Don't take credit for everything
After Winter's distraction she sat up DOOM and grabbed a hold of his arms. She laid her foot on DOOM's back and pulled his arms back putting him into a surfboard stretch. Soon she would be having Shredsbury after her for gimmick infringement.
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Post by Daisy Turner on Mar 20, 2024 12:09:53 GMT -5
*Prior to the main event* A curtain appears on the camera however in like 3 seconds it gets pushed to the side and shows the returning... Daisy Turner!! Daisy: What's up everyone! Your pioneer for the Women's Division is back on your screens! It's been a while but I am here and I'm back to kick some ass. Now I know what you might be thinking is what has changed? Last time I took a break I came back with new music and a newish attitude but this time. I came here live to show you what my change is. Daisy Turner then pulls out a pair of scissors LeRay: Woah! What do you think she's going to do with that? Beeman: I've got no clue Daisy then cuts a strand of her hair. The cameras turn away for a bit and when it comes back the camera show her new change the new and improved Daisy Turner  Daisy: Now this right here. Is only the beginning. You'll see the full change live on JWA Mania. |
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Post by The Greatest Wrestler OF DOOM on Mar 20, 2024 14:16:38 GMT -5
DOOM pulls hard and overpowers Winter to break the surfboard. They both roll over. Winter is much faster and she hits DOOM with a basement dropkick while he is on all fours. He bowls and begins to crawl away like a wounded dog. Winter’s face, makeup still a disaster, grows into a
Cartoonishly wicked smile and she stomps on DOOM over and over as he crawls in a circle, wheezing and whimpering all the while.
Winter pauses to mug for the camera. Then another boot, but the last one gets tangled in DOOM’s cape. Hex is sucked into the cape as DOOM just keeps crawling around and whimpering as he is now dragging Winter, tangled in his cape, bouncing her head off the canvas over and over again.
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Mar 20, 2024 14:32:35 GMT -5
*Before the main I lumber my way to the podium*
Sal: Hey Pierre
Pierre: Hello Sal
Sal: Big Waves reuniting was a one and done?
Pierre: As it stands now... yes...
Sal: So what's next for you
Pierre: Not sure to be honest
Sal: Well whatever it is I'll be watching and waiting
Pierre: Thanks
Sal: You're welcome
Pierre: *I leave the podium and give people hugs and head scritches*
Sal: With that I'm honest Sal and that's the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth
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Post by The Mean Queen Jessie Aldean on Mar 20, 2024 14:36:39 GMT -5
Earlier in the show, Jessie Aldean is reclining on a long couch watching a preview of tonight's main event and popping a chocolate in her mouth. When the reel shows some Greatest Wrestler of Doom highlights she sits up straight looks longingly at the screen.
Chief Buffalo walks in and sees her, asking her if she knows what she wants to do next.
Jessie doesn't respond, she seems to be swooning for a guy like she hasn't done since Buffalo was brainwashed.
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Post by Red Pirate Rogers on Mar 20, 2024 15:03:23 GMT -5
Red Pirate Rogers puts his head in his hands and looks aghast as his partner drags Winter around the ring. He tries to speak up, and get the ref's attention, or Dooms or literally anyone's but it's just too painful and he backs up to stand next to the announcing desk.
LeRay: Red Pirate Rogers, do you care to take a seat and add some expert commentary to this match?
Beeman: How's that going to happen, does Rogers have the Niz's number on his phone?
(Rogers grudgingly sits and grabs a headset)
Rogers: Mick-alaus, always a pleasure, never a chore. Sean-athan, never a treasure, always a bore.
LeRay: Are you inclined to get involved?
Rogers: In this batch of unadulterated shenanigans? Absolutely not, I've been trying to get Doom to take the high road, but...here we are...I'd be loath to interfere and cost my partner a match, but I can't abandon him in an hour of need either...it's a bit of pickle to be sure.
Beeman: Brined, foul smelling and disgusting...sounds like your kind of place.
LeRay: Ignore him, do you have any response for Duke Mongoose, Rogers?
Rogers: A title rematch is a matter of course for any dethroned team, let alone one with as formidable a record as the Not Quite Forever Champs. I was a little hurt that my old team the Pirate Kings forwent their rematch due to...(he pauses with rueful memories). At any rate, I'd be happy to stand for the Pirates against Penguino next week and as for Carnival Crash...book it Kip!
LeRay: Thank you for your time.
Rogers stands and spies Mack Caliber across the ring...remembering his past carrying the belt he looks down and begins clapping for Doom to get up.
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Post by “heartBROKEN” Mack Caliber on Mar 20, 2024 17:01:52 GMT -5
Red Pirate Rogers puts his head in his hands and looks aghast as his partner drags Winter around the ring. He tries to speak up, and get the ref's attention, or Dooms or literally anyone's but it's just too painful and he backs up to stand next to the announcing desk. LeRay: Red Pirate Rogers, do you care to take a seat and add some expert commentary to this match? Beeman: How's that going to happen, does Rogers have the Niz's number on his phone? (Rogers grudgingly sits and grabs a headset) Rogers: Mick-alaus, always a pleasure, never a chore. Sean-athan, never a treasure, always a bore. LeRay: Are you inclined to get involved? Rogers: In this batch of unadulterated shenanigans? Absolutely not, I've been trying to get Doom to take the high road, but...here we are...I'd be loath to interfere and cost my partner a match, but I can't abandon him in an hour of need either...it's a bit of pickle to be sure. Beeman: Brined, foul smelling and disgusting...sounds like your kind of place. LeRay: Ignore him, do you have any response for Duke Mongoose, Rogers? Rogers: A title rematch is a matter of course for any dethroned team, let alone one with as formidable a record as the Not Quite Forever Champs. I was a little hurt that my old team the Pirate Kings forwent their rematch due to...(he pauses with rueful memories). At any rate, I'd be happy to stand for the Pirates against Penguino next week and as for Carnival Crash...book it Kip! LeRay: Thank you for your time. Rogers stands and spies Mack Caliber across the ring...remembering his past carrying the belt he looks down and begins clapping for Doom to get up. I see Rogers a bit uneasy. I simply nod and continue to watch the match. I see Winter take a flying leap at Doom as he attempts to regain his footing. However, Doom slips and Winter flies out of the ring. I am perfectly positioned to catch her, and do so with ease. We share an uncomfortable but flirty look, and I gently place Winter back on the apron. |
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Post by "The Reminiscer" Winter Hex on Mar 21, 2024 1:17:57 GMT -5
Mack places Winter on the apron and she gestures by fanning herself with her hand. She looks back into the ring and Doom is charging towards her. She ducks and steps aside an DOOM is hurt from the impact of the ropes. Winter goes up the top rope and hits missile dropkick. She picks him up and tries to hit her finishing move. But he is such a big guy. She gives him one more stinging slap stunning him for a bit before looking at Rep Pirate Rodgers and getting a devilish idea.
She slams DOOM onto the mat making him lay face first before sitting on the turnbuckle. She gives a smile and some copyright infringement
Winter: At your command!
Winter pulls one of the biggest heel moves and hits the Cliffs of Insanity and Rep Pirate Rodgers is fuming standing outside meanwhile Mack is laughing at Rodgers as Winter makes the pinfall... 1! 2! 3! Winter Hex wins!
"The Reminiscer" Winter Hex overcomes the odds and picks up the victory and Bruce the Butler grabs the microphone and announces the winner that Winter was dying to hear
Bruce: And your winner is... "The Reminiscer" Winter! Hexxxx!
Winter slides out of the ring laughing at Red Pirate Rodgers as her, Mack and Bruce all celebrate the victory leaving the stage while the crowd boos her Gimmick Infringement move she pulled. She bows and walks out.
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