JWA Glory Episode 180 - Red Pirate Rogers vs. Penguino

[Duke Mongoose]

(Once again the camera picks up ringside audio)

Duke: Garr Dermitt, Boy! Icebreaker! Finish him off!

Johnny Kobra: You know, he's perfectly capable of handling this on his own.

Duke: Oh yeah, then what are YOU doing out here?

Kobra: I'm always out here with Penguino! Penguin Kai, Never Die!

Duke: A likely story.

Kobra: And what's with your bizarre prospector cursing? "Galldernit"? "Garr Dermitt"? I'm expecting to hear "Consarnit" any second now.

Duke: CONSARNIT, KOBRA! Can't you see I'm busy trying to coach my boy in this match?!?!

(Johnny Kobra throws his arms up in disgust and begins to walk a few paces away from the ring. Meanwhile, the match continues)

[Red Pirate Rogers]

Mar 27, 2024 12:22:57 GMT -5 Red Pirate Rogers said:

OOC: Sorry...getting over flu and trying to manage everything before a family vacation kicks off tomorrow night.

Penguino looks disappointed and both Johnny and Duke complain  to the ref.

Beeman: I still think this no good pie-rat has been greasing the palms of officials around here.

LeRay: Oh would you stop!

Penguino picks Rogers up and pursues him with chopping wings smacking against his chest raising a whole new set of red marks on Rogers, soon the humanoid penguin grabs and whips Rogers into the ropes and then uses his lower center of gravity to set up a great back body drop that leaves Rogers sprawled on the canvas.

OOC: apologies for the delay again...this is what happens when you're a guy who thinks of travel as "buy a ticket, get a bag, get there on time and it'll all be ok" and you then have kids...children do not work that way...anyway, here's my attempt at a finish
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Penguino sees Johnny and Duke arguing and looks over, Rogers tries to grab him for a quick roll-up but is stopped by the bird-man's grip on the rope. A flipper to the face knocks Rogers back on his behind and then Penguino takes a moment to bounce on the bottom rope and extend for a splash, he goes for another cover, but Rogers again kicks out at 2.

Beeman: What a slow count!!

LeRay: Seems perfectly normal to me!

Beeman: Well you are perfectly simple.

Duke gives a suggestion and Penguino lifts Rogers and rakes his eye hole along the bottom rope, with Rogers shouting in pain, but before Duke can add his own injury a double eye-patched Greatest Wrestler of DOOM collides with Duke and knocks him down. Penguino pauses, yelling in surprise...and in that pause Rogers is able to execute the roll up.

Beeman: YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!

LeRay: No doubt about it, the Pirates of DOOM stole a win here tonight, Penguino gave a great effort but Rogers gets the W, and he and the Greatest Wrestler of DOOM are on their way to the back while Penguino looks shocked and Duke looks for the license plate on that truck.